Tina the Chicken Farmer

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Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2014 4:27 pm

I hate factory farming!!!!!

I hope Tina and Andy buy more land so the animals can roam free. They taste better that way.

Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2014 5:41 pm

Hahahahaha.... OMG that's hilarious!!!! Snails?? Seriously??

Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2014 2:10 am

This bait is so complicated and hilarious I love it! The pictures of the farm (fish and snails??) are the best. I can't wait to see where this leads for all involved
Bring in Capone. It will ratchet it up to another level!

Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2014 2:16 am

Even I'm confused!!! Tina 2 sent Andy the same photochopped pic that Tina 1 sent. The one with the big head in the yellow dress, just with a different saying. I'll post in a bit. I still say it's 2 lads but I don't know how he got his hands on it! Of course he owes me an explanation now!

Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2014 8:15 pm

Since Harry has taken over, the Tina's have slowly been emailing Andy less and less. However, Tina 2 somehow got her hands on the same pic that Tina 1 sent to Andy as proof that she was real. My thought is that it was either stolen off the computer in the cafe or it was bribed off the photoshop lad that was paid to make the pic in the first place. I decided to let Tina 1 know that 2 had sent it to me and let 2 know that I had already gotten it from 1. Maybe I can cause another fight or at least get them pissed off at the photoshop lad.

Tina 2

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Baby, I can never explain the feeling I have had over this last week,
it seems months, maybe it is because every moment you have been gone
has been filled with memories playing over and over in my mind,
beautiful memories. The fear that clenches my stomach is beyond
comprehension, to live another day with out you would not be living,
you are my breath, my pulse, you make me whole...Sweetheart, come home
to me! Please!! I beg with all I have and as I have said, promise you
a lifetime of happiness and love. Come dance on the moon with me. You
are all there is, I neither need nor want anything else at all. You
are my heaven on earth and I need to live there, if you go ... I need
to as well, I have two angels and I need to be with one of them. I
miss you. I'm just here thinking about you, like I always do. I hope
you're as happy as me; Sunday is almost here again. The thought of you
in my arms right now sounds so good to me. I just want you to know how
much I love you.

New Pic, notice the crappy cover up job with the new text? No paying the photoshop lad for this guy! He might have bribed for the pic but he did the work himself.

Dear Tina,

I've really missed you too. And your words, as usual, warm my heart. I just don't know what else to say. Do you promise you love me Tina? Do you promise you want me to be your partner forever? I still have questions. I loved the picture that you sent to me. But I'm afraid that it raises more questions then it answers. You see, the other person claiming to be Tina had already sent me that picture with a different message written on the paper. How could that possibly be? How could you both take a picture for me? This just makes me so much more confused!!! Please write me back baby. I'm attaching the picture that the other Tina sent to me. Take a look at it ok?

Love,
Andy

Tina 1

SWAN

Dear Tina,

I miss you dear. I'm sorry that I've not written to you. As I'm sure that Harry has told you, I've been kind of depressed lately with all of this mess. He's been helping me and I thought I was getting better. That is until I got an email from the other Tina. Somehow she got a hold of the same picture that you took for me! I've attached it to this email. What do you think has happened? I think it's your email, not mine that she's hacked because I've taken to changing my password every week or so. It's got to be you or the place that you're accessing the internet. Is there someone there that you can't trust maybe? Anyway, here's the picture. I love you Tina.

Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 4:57 am

I so wish I could be in the internet café when these two go at it! Evil Lol

Can't wait to read the response!

419Eater is my life Joined: 23 Jan 2014 Posts: 295

From Harry:

Quote:

Hello my dearest: Tina, what is going on? Andy is losing his brain. He tells me things are falling apart. The lawyer does not responds to me, Andy is going crazy. What is happening. Tina, please be helping me to understand. I want to help. Twisted Evil

Harry

Tina 1:

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Thanks for getting back to me Harry, I wasn't my self either. I was so depress because the imposter mail Andy with the same picture I sent to Andy but have got to know how she got it, she is working at the cyber cafe I use to brows and copy all my message, now I reported her and they said they will deal with even fire her, lawyer will message you back he is a busy man and I think when ever he check his email he will send you back your message.

Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 10:19 pm

So, "she" knows who is doing this? How did "she" find out? This is just too hilarious! Evil Lol

419Eater is my life Joined: 23 Jan 2014 Posts: 295

@GT I sent you my reply PM, but I'll post it here too...

Quote:

Hello dearest: Today I will going for shore leave for a couple days. Andy has decides he wants to go by himself this time. I do not understand, we always do shore leaves together, he says he wants alone time to think about life. Oh well, maybe I will find a girlfriend for myself tonight. Get a room, a bottle of rum and see where that leads. I am expecting letter from lawyer in my email for when I return in 2 days. Please talk to lawyer and tell him its very important he mails me. Your loving friend Harry

Shits about to hit the fan Laughing

Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 11:25 pm

Heeheehee... got it. I'm going to leave without saying anything to them. Something tells me this shore leave is going to be fun! I haven't heard anything from 2 since I tattled on her. I did get this from 1.

Quote:

Puffin,
Honey am just here crying because I don't know what this person up to because what she really want from me I don't know. I have open another email and you can email on it instead of this...... Here is the new email my love [email protected], and honey what are you going to do to help the situation? Because am not with my self anymore as am talking to you

That's not her full email addy but I left it on there to show that her last name suddenly changed from Hey to Johnson. Hmmmm....

Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 11:20 am

I love this bait! It's great to see the scum fight and both of you have fun keeping them all occupied. I hope you both enjoy your shore leave and the freak out that comes after should be great fun

419Eater is my life Joined: 23 Jan 2014 Posts: 295

Quote:

Good Morning Capt. Harry, I'm happy to know and hear from you as Andy
and Tina friend. Yes I am the one handle the poetry case from Miss
Tina and I have 99per assurance that we will win it as soon as we
start on it, even we would have get the case win but something happen
suddenly that make Mr Andy wait on sending money but I think he should
have settle it with his wife Miss Tina. So all am expecting now is to
raise case up because I have a lots cases like that on my table and
which this one is most smallest case. Well I'm a competent lawyer
intelligent who knows his job very well and have been on this job over
many years, so its not possible for me to send you my certificate you
are unknown person to me! Fine you are a friend to both of them and
they are my costumer and are they tell you they paid me I don't work
for them or what? While asking for my document am sorry it not done.
Thank you.
Barrister E Peter.

How disrespectful!! I considered a slap, but I think we should call our lawyer instead Wink

Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 4:32 pm

I love lad logic -"Send me your money, even though I can't prove I am real". Rolling Eyes

419Eater is my life Joined: 23 Jan 2014 Posts: 295

I thought about letting the lawyers email slide, but then reconsidered, I can never resist an opportunity for a slap:

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Barrister: I am disappointed and angered by your reply to me. How can you expect Tina, Andy or me to have confidence in you when you tell me Tina and Andy;s case is to small to have much concerns over? You tell me you are competent and intelligent, yet you insult me by refusing to give any type of credentials or certification papers. Every lawyer I have ever dealt with has always been willing and PROUD to give this information. This will only cause more delays in this already tense matter. I advise you to reconsider.

Then followed up with a "concerned" email to Tina:

Quote:

Hello dearest Tina: How are you? I have return from my shore leave and am very disappointed and angry in the lawyer. I received an email from him and he refuses to give me any credentials or certification papers. He also tells me your case is too small to have concerns over. That has made me very angry. Too small??? This is you and Andy's life we are talking about! Is that to small to have concern? Please contact the lawyer and ask him to reconsider this request as it is only causing further delays in your happiness and Andy's. Yours faithfully Harry

Hoping to stir the pot up (again) Twisted Evil

419Eater is my life Joined: 23 Jan 2014 Posts: 295

I believe I'm in need of some legal representation here... all this legal jargon has me confused Wink

Quote:

Hello Harry how are you doing and its been a while, yes lawyer told the same thing too and I don't even know what to say because he said so many things that there's know where they are doing all that you asked him and even he has handle the case that bigger than this and nothing like that. But what I want to say now is let us go ahead with him because like I said to Andy earlier I know him very well know his house with wife and kids and I believe that nothing going to happen about him and he even told me that if its because money that make you ask that they should not send the money to him may be to another person and I will come and give to him but I said no because he is the one I know here and trust. So please go ahead and this is getting slow somehow now.
Thank you,
Tina.

Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 2:37 am

Only a fool, and a competent lawyer (competent being key word here) would advise against sending money to a person, who they have never met, nor checked their credentials and refuses to supply said credentials. Totally foolish and a judge would say, if anything arises about hiring an incompetent attorney, that you got what you deserved for not obtaining references or checking the lawyer out. Would you buy a used car without having a mechanic look it over? NO! So why would you hire an attorney without knowing he is competent enough to handle even the smallest of jobs?

Make him work! How hard is it to scan their certification to you? They would receive their payment faster and be less stressful for Andy & Tina, especially with a doubt raised from Tina 2 about lawyer being a scammer.

Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 3:16 am

Ah yes but then he'll have to pay the shady photochopping lad again! Lol

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 4:30 am

Andy's back from shore leave and sent this to both Tina's.

Dear Tina,

How are you? Sorry I haven't emailed in a while. I just got back from shore leave. Wow, I really needed that! I feel so much better. It was wonderful and so refreshing. I wish you could have been there with me. Of course I drank way too much rum and did a lot of dancing but I met some very interesting people that I'm sure I'll keep in touch with. What a beautiful place it is! Oh and I almost forgot to tell you my wonderful news... I got promoted to Admiral!! Can you believe it? I think Harry is a little miffed by it because he was in line for the promotion too. But hey, I won it fair and square. What can I say, I was the right man for the job, right? Well, I'm heading off to sleep before I have to get up to work early. I hope you're doing well.

Love,
Andy

419Eater is my life Joined: 23 Jan 2014 Posts: 295

^^^ I guess that promotion comes with a new luxury cabin Wink

I think I'll email Tina and ask her if she's heard from Andy... let's see if she gives Harry the good news.

419Eater is my life Joined: 23 Jan 2014 Posts: 295

Quote:

Hello Dear Friend Tina: Have you heard from Andy? He was supposed to return from his shore leave yesterday, I went to his cabin to visit and it was empty like he has moved away. Has he sent you any corasspondance? I am worried about him. Your dearest friend on the earth Harry

Then out of the blue, the lawyer emails me:

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Good evening Mr. Harry please don't get me wrong what am trying to
say in excess is that there's a cases that street and the farm is
simple for me to win for my client not that I mean small is a very
simple case that when ever I start on it you won't regret or be sorry.
So for me to provide my credentials it not done and we don't do this
in Nigeria even in Africa. And if you are doubting about this you can
try and get another lawyer for this case may be that can give his
credentials.
Thank you,
Barrister E peter.

Did he say to get another lawyer? I think it may be time to resurrect Barrister I will tell him he is currently working on a case securing a large sum of money my dead uncle left me in his will.
He had no issues sending me his credentials

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From Tina1

Quote:

Good morning Harry, yes I heard from Andy yesterday he has come back from leave and am glad to hear him good, and did you read my last message and what did you and lawyer compromise now, please Harry everything is in your hands and time is going on this issue all what we need now is trust. Tell Andy to go ahead and send the money so everything can be done asap because I my self am tired of this place and even there's some bills coming up here now while I don't have much on me to do all these, so please let Andy know that nothing is going to happen.
Thank you,
Yours friend Tina.

Hey Andy.... nothing is going to happen Laughing

419Eater is my life Joined: 23 Jan 2014 Posts: 295

So I took the lawyers advice and found a new lawyer to handle Tina and Andy's case:

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Mr Southword: Thank you for your reply. I have decided to take your suggestion and have requested the aid of . Barrister William is currently attempting to secure a large amount of money left to me in my late uncles will after he was killed in Japan earthquake. Barrister William did not have any problem to send me his credentials. Please forward all details of farm and any other informations to [email protected] . Thank You Harry

I sent Tina the same email, and said I still can't find Andy

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Hello Tina: The lawyer suggests I find new lawyer. So I sent him the instruction to contact from Barrister who is currently working to secure money left to me from my dead uncle who was killed in Japan earthquake. Barrister William sends me scan copy of credentials and for a measly $160 has already begun the process of getting my money secured. I still has not found Andy. Please email him and find out what up. Harry

Hopefully that will spin them around a bit

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 5:00 am

He/They? Are gonna love that!! Andy's just chillin. Wink

Master Baiter Joined: 26 Jan 2014 Posts: 144

He should be registered with the BAR ASSOCIATION he should have a bar number and his name should be listed as a member.. If you told him you were going to check with the Nigerian Bar Association and get info on him would that make him get his papers together ???

419Eater is my life Joined: 23 Jan 2014 Posts: 295

I'm sensing lad panic

From Tina:

No hello Harry, how are you...

Quote:

By the way Harry how did otume to you because he sent me message sometime but didn't get it right, he was mentioned your name somehow on it but couldn't get it well. Tell me who is he to you?

Could she be referring to this message the good barrister william sent awhile back:

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HAHAHAAHAHAHHA FUCKING ASS BOY U BE WASTES YOUR TIME WITH MUGU HARRY I HARKS HIS EMAIL AND DELETES ALL U MAIL I TELLS U PAY FOR YOUR STUPID BEHAVOURE BIG FOOL I WILL DEAL WITH YOU NEXT ,I JUST DEY WONDER HOW YOU FOR SURVIVE. I WILL DEAL WITH YOU NEXT STINKING ASSHOLE LIKE YOU BASTARD BE TELLING UR FELLOW CAFEGUYMAN. DONT TRY PEOPLE WITH GREATER POWERS

Yep, that would be it Smile

Harry replies to Tina:

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Barrister Otume is currently working to secure money left to me from my dead uncle who was killed in Japan earthquake. he is good lawyer (with papers) and tells me he can help you and Andy. Mr Southword said to me to find new lawyer. maybe you can email new barrister and get to know him