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Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

I call this one "AM SICK I DON'T EVEN HAVE MONEY TO EAT NOW"

Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2013 5:22 pm

Did the G0mer threat work?

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

He doesn't sober up for another hour yet. That's when he'll see crazy Murisee's email and this:

My hsband i am a failure
you deserv bettr
i faild at begging fr money for you
i ask God to take my life so uyuu can libe
i tak pills for sleep but all pills so i sleep foreverrr
also with lot of whisky
god to take me so you can live

i love you
maaaaaar

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

You crack me up lady!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

48 hours of silence...then this

Quote:

HELLO

He's online at FMF. Ugh, I was hoping to be done with this but I'll have to take things a step further.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Oh my, sounds like he's pissed.

Quote:

MY LOVE HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
WHAT IS REALLY GOING ON I AM HERE FOR LOVE WHICH I THANK GOD I FOUND YOU,ALL AM AFTER NOW IS HOW
TO MAKE A NEW LIFE WITH YOU NOT AFTER YOUR MONEY. I DONT REALLY THINK YOU ARE REAL,BECAUSE AFTER OUR
ANY DISCUSSION I HAD WITH YOU SOME FOOLS DO MAIL ME TREATING ME. SO I DNT KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT YOU AGAIN

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Mary ROSE I CAN REALLY SEE YOU ARE LAIR YOU ARE NOT REAL
YOU JUST WANT ME TO BE WASTING MY TIME YOUR FEMALE FRIEND SEND ME A MAIL NOW REGARDING TO YOU
SHE SEND ME A NUDE PICTURE OF BOTH OF YOU TO PROVE O ME THAT YOU ARE NOT REAL
THANKS FOR WASTING MY TIME AND THANKS FOR BREAKING MY HEART .
ODE BURUKU

Yeah, time to spank this one.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

I spent the major portion of my night at the hospital since I overdosed on sleeping pill trying to kill myself since I felt like such a failure.

I see you don't have any faith in me at all.

FINE

I have new and interesting friends on facebook that are Nigerian and they act like
good people, not a person like you who is mean. I can find my new husband there.

Good bye.

Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2013 8:38 pm

But I just ordered my Tuxedo for the Wedding!!! Yup I'm taking that blender back to Sears too!!!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Oh we're gonna need the blender! I'm blasting his ass on FB as he is homosexual. The other lads find this especially funny and I may be engaged already to a new lad. We'll see...
I'll rinse and repeat this one from another account.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Quote:

BABY AM SOORY I LOVE YOU

The wedding is still on.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

NSFW

Fuck you yahoo boy!
I did naked modeling for money for you, now I am sorry I did it.
I will find a new Nigerian husband, someone who won't fucking act like a lazy yahoo boy.
I'm not your mugu, good luck with your pitiful life.
Does your daughter ever eat? She looks skinny. You need a new oga, yours is a homosexual.
Dumbass!
Grow up!

Quote:

MY LOVE TRY AND UNDERSTAND ME SOME PEOPLE ARE SENDING ME MAILS TO LEAVE YOU THAT YOU ARE NOT REAL.PLEASE AM SOORY HOW ARE YOU DOING NOW.

Quote:

I GOT A MAIL YESTERDAY FROM YOUR FRIEND WITH YOUR NUDE PITURE THAT IS WHY.AM

SORRY MY WIFE YOU CAN STIL TRUST ME PLEASE PICK YOUR CALL

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Quote:

NEVER SAY GOOD BYE TO THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE AM FOR YOU FOREVER .

I finally picked up his call, wasted 3 minutes of his time until the call abruptly ended.

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MY WIFE SORRY MY CALL CARD FINISH. HOW I WHICH I CAN STIL HEAR YOUR VOICE

He ALWAYS asks about Uncle Charley...(Capone!!!! where are ya?)

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

This lad appears to have a severe drinking problem. He's married, has at least one child. He has been photographed blind drunk with other women(one in bed). His sister is very upset with him since he's married. The wife may actually live with elsewhere since Eny is a crap husband/father. He also has a child with another lady. And his fellow yahoo boy posts on facebook "yahoo boy with no laptop".

I would drop him but he's gotten money recently. I hope not from a vic so I'll play along for now...

Today:

Quote:

I HAD A BAD DAY

Quote:

HEADACE

My love, why do you have a headache? What did you do today?

I think he passed out.

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 9:53 am

I'm here and the mean spirited money man ! Send me his addy and uncle Charley will jump right in!

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 1:47 pm

Uncle Charley is definitely under the weather:

Quote:

Dear Mr. M0rgan,

I understand you have been in contact with my niece, Mary Rose and she has expressed a desire (probably misguided) to marry you. I feel it is my obligation to inquire into your antecedents. As May Rose is quite wealthy and as any expense for her wedding plans , I must approve, I want to be sure my impulsive darling niece is well protected.

Ordinarily, I would require you meet with me but I am currently recovering from a serious infection. Damned antibiotics. I need a bed pan six times an hour. I do not speak on the phone, my cough has rendered conversation impossible. Or so my children claim-they never visit. Well, they'll find out that their trusts might not be inaccessible. Greedy, heartless, negligent buggers.

In any event, our contact must be by e-mail. Please respond with the requested documentation as to your prospects and family forthwith.

Regards,

Charles A. Ch#tham

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Thanks! He usually stumbles on the computer around 2pm our time.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

He's up early, I sent this yesterday:

Have you been drinking booze? That is bad for you and will damage your ability to give me a baby. Please don't drink. Or smoke. Please.

An hour ago:

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MY BABY I DONT TAKE BOOZE I WAS SO TIRED AND WEAK YESTERDAY THAT IS THE COS OF MY HEADACE. I WIL NEVER SPOIL THE ABILITY TO GIVE YOU BABY COS THAT IS MY PLAN. I LOVE YOU!!!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

I logged onto skype and saw I missed a call from him. I hate that he has money now to call.

Noon:

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MY LOVE HOW ARE YOU TODAY.MY LOVE HOW WISH I COULD SEE A WING TO FLY TO YOU.

He's up to something, probably wants money for a "passport".

I love you!!! I'm sorry I missed your call, I can't pick up the phone when I'm at work. I have to pack the office and ship everything it Mississippi. I had to talk to uncle Charley about us. He isn't well and I want him to see us get married. He says he's going to send you an email. Sweetie, my new boss is sending me to a place called Cape Town on October 19th. Have you heard of a place called Cape town?

Maybe he'll go and sober up with hectard....

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

He's offline at FMF (yay!)
But has money for calls. I 'missed' 2 more.

Quote:

MY LOVE CANT WAIT TO SEE US GET MARRIED ANT TOO MEET YOUR UNCLE.SO YOU WILL BE PREPARING TO GO TO CAPE TOWN MAY THE LORD SEE YOU. THROUGH.LOVE YOU.

No, I won't be preparing. He will. Oh yes.
He better email uncle Charley.

Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2013 2:20 am

What I was thinking. No mail, no dinero.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

He'll need uncle Charley since every time he gets money he does this:

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MY LOVE SO SAD AM CALLING YOU BUT YOU ARE NOT PICKING YOUR CALL WHY ARE YOU STILL AT WORK.

Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2013 10:07 am

good old uncle Ch3rley will send him another email today. I'll tell him to nock off the caps lock, it's rude to shout at a dying old man.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

He must have been awake all night. Two more 'missed' calls, 12:40 am and 5:40 am. He'll probably "sleep it off" and be back online tonight. He has this waiting:

My sweet husband,
I am sorry I worked so late. A lot of things at the office had to be packed and shipped. I'm still not done yet. Many of my own files that I haven't seen in years needed to go to.

I booked a lot of models when I was new, I had to go through all the files to see where those men and women ended up going. I also looked through all their work. Some of our men do naked modeling. I was looking at their pictures and the black men have very large equipment. Sweetie, I know your black and I'm now a bit afraid of having sex with you. I got kind of freaked out looking at those pictures. You will be gentle with me?

Darling, I will be at work again today. There's so much stuff to pack and so little time.

Please write back to uncle Charley. He may pay for the wedding if your nice to him.

I love you my husband. Every bit of myself loves you!!!!

He'll reply. Damsel in sexual distress works for this idiot.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

He climbed out of whatever bottle he's been in

Quote:

MY LOVE HOW ARE YOU DOING.
HOPE ALL IS OK WITH YOU PLEASE TAKE THINGS AT WORK I THINK BY NOW
YOU HAVE GET TROUGH WITH ALL THE SHIPPING AND ALL THE DOCUMENT. JUST BE YOUR SELF VERY SOON WE GONNA BE OKAY .
I GET A MAIL FROM YOUR UNCLE AND I HAVE MAIL HIM BACK
IS TRYING TO KNOW HOW GOOD I AM AND HE WANT TO KNOW HOW ARRANGEMENT ABOUT OUR WEDDING
BUT I LET HIM KNOW YOU ARE ALL I HAVE I WILL DO ALL WHAT IT TAKES TO TAKE YOU AND MARRY
MY LOVE I WILL FOREVER LOVE AND CHERISH YOU.
HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON.

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MY LOVE I MUST OPEN UP TO YOU I CANT HOLD MY FEELING AGAIN EVERY BIT OF MT HEART IS FOR YOU
WHEN AM EATING I THINK ABOUT IN MY DREAM IS YOU MY LOVE WE NEED TO MEET OUR SELVES NOW
AND STOPTHIS INTERNET LOVE AGAIN I LOVE YOU MY HEART
THE MOTHER OF MY BABY.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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MY SOUL MY HEART DO YOU GO CHURCH TODAY COS YOU NEED IT. WELL I AM ON MY WAY GOING TO CHURCH TO LIGHT A CANDLE ABOUT US AND TO PRAY OVER UNCLY CHARLEY CONDITION HE NEED QUICK RECOVER.

He seems to be very interested in me today, I wonder why.... Twisted Evil