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Kitty La Gore
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Feb 2014
Posts: 5024
Location: Information Superhighway, Exit 404
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Sun Nov 01, 2015 4:58 pm |
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I had RL travel, so Kat sent increasingly drunk messages to all of her lads. Two Thursdays ago she promised to make a bank run, and then the following day she was sent to rehab for 10 days.
I came back to many emails wishing me a speedy recovery, and asking where the receipts were.
Emailed the lot of them saying I had to make restitution to all of the men whose manhood I had offended by saying mean things about their virility & such, and then proceeded to apologize if I happened to call them little boys during my (her - I'm not a big drinker -) drunken state.
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internationalchrysis
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Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Thu Nov 05, 2015 12:07 am |
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Have been busy with Uni so lad has been kinda put on the backburner:
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derr47 5 days ago
Kathrin hav missed you so much! Glad I could hear from you now. We cant talk on here, it is too slow and I am not always on here like you are not always on here too . I told you everything its fine with the network now so dnt worry about being paying for it and not actually using it , it will work out fine this time around I promise and its more mature to talk on phone, hear your voice and talk more when we are both less busy or anytime it will feel more closer . lets do it once and see how it goes ok , do you still have the details I gave you? .
How is your new house treating you and Sabrina? Pls reply soon so we can make the calls .
LOVE YOU!
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derr47 4 days ago
Happy Halloween Kathrin ... |
The ditz has moved house (again):
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Ditz
less than a minute ago
Schatzi,
I am sorry I haven't been online much, I have been very busy. We have moved out of the property in Darlinghurst. there was a fee for breaking the lease but as Sabrina would say "Meh!" It turned out to be much smaller than we thought once we got our belongings in. So I pooled my savings and money from the farm and bought a property in Sydney! It is just down the street from where we're renting at the moment and we move in soon.
Have a look for yourself:
Moving in with Sabrina was the best move ever! She has taught me how to use my mobile phone and am learning these things called apps. I must confess I have become addicted to candy crush saga!
I myself do not celebrate Halloween but I hope yours went well. I did see kinder out and about but no one knocked on my door.
And as for your network, why don't you pay the fee, send me a receipt and I will pay back? That way you can find out for yourself if it work. it just makes more sense than pestering me for money you don't seem to have yourself.
And if you don't have your own money maybe we shouldn't be talking...
Kathrin |
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Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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Kitty La Gore
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Feb 2014
Posts: 5024
Location: Information Superhighway, Exit 404
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Thu Nov 05, 2015 12:39 am |
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Kat has informed the lad that she's back from rehab but struggling. Eventually he will learn she sent his money to someone else. |
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Abiola-Tim: Lagos to Dakkar to Rosso (wDSW) 6 yrs (anniversary 5/27) | 5 yrs ~ Paul K
Why get a mentor? <--- Best way to advance your skills and meet awesome people!!
I'm really scared because I notice that I'm develop malaria because of the hot climax here ~ Abiola in Rosso
i was kidnap by Nigeria North desperate danger men in Borno state Nigeria all because of u ~Tim
You are been a foolish man with a naughty brain. ~Paul K |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Fri Nov 13, 2015 2:14 pm |
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AWESOME. I love being a drunk character, they get away with blue murder!
Lad gets back to me. This is a catch up post, I've been baiting but not posting:
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derr47
8 days ago
Its ok Kathrin , I would have done it a long time ago if am allowed access to my money in the military but its ok , its not just right pestering you for money , sorry about that.
Well since you have a mobile phone now you can download Yahoo Messenger app on your phone so we can talk more , I know its easier to login on that and talk . If you can do that then lemme know, I will send my yahoo Username later .
Congrats on your new property! Its beautiful! |
Of course it is, I spent a whole hour searching for the right fake property to post:
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derr47
8 days ago
I will see what I can do about the fee and the receipt later |
yeah you can drop the crap right now:
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Ditz
8 days ago
I will speak to Sabrina when she gets back from Uni. She understands my phone much better than I do |
For those reading for the 1st time, sabrina is another of my characters;
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derr47
8 days ago
Thats great , I am sure we can work something out . What are you doing for today |
winding you up mostly:
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Ditz
8 days ago
I am meeting Sabrina in the city for dinner. Schatzi, I have life! Now all I need is a love life |
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derr47
8 days ago
Really am glad you do , do you feel something between us? |
revulsion mostly. But I digress:
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derr47
7 days ago
Baby Kathrin send me your mobile number I will try and see what I can do over the weekend , really cant wait to hear your voice ... I am off work over the weekend .. anyways tell me your plans for th weekend and answer my former question  |
Now this won't end well, it never does:
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Ditz
6 days ago
Certainly schatzi
<snipped> is my number. I do feel something for you that is why I call you schatzi. It is a German term meaning treasure and I only use it for you.
And my plans for the weekend is always to drink bubbly! Prost
Kathrin |
The number I sent him is reserved for Australian film and TV, like the 555 numbers on American TV:
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derr47
6 days ago
Thats so sweet of you , I do really like you as well never had this such a strong feeling for any woman ever ... I always think about you and am glad we have this mutual feelings , it shows we can always go a long way together and probably forever
Well am sure your phone will be with you whenever I can call and I can get to hear your sweet voice on phone Kathrin! |
Uh oh:
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derr47
6 days ago
Baby I tried to call your number and it says not reachable . Can you call this cell number +234<snipped, but Nigerian>
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derr47
5 days ago
Baby please try call that number today , have been trying all sort of codes to call you but its not going through , or just send your main cell number without any code in front or prolly another cell number it seems the one you gave me is not active and I cant get it through from here, I wll see what I can do about it ok , I miss you Kathrin , I wanna hear your voice |
Of course it's l;ad's fault. It's ALWAYS lad's fault, it's a forum rule after all:
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Ditz
1 day ago
Schatzi.
That is the number. I checked. Please krep trying it should work. Sabrina rings and txts me constantly
Kathrin |
Lad is trying to tell the Ditz what to do:
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derr47
about 15 hours ago
Try and call the number I gave you and make sure it rang ok |
Time to tear lad a new asshole:
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Ditz
about 11 hours ago
I did. Nine times and I got nothing. Not even a ring tone. Do you think this is funny? Are you laughing at me? Ho ho ho let's make fun of the Germans.
No. I will not try a tenth time you will ring me. I am starting to think you no longer love me
Kathrin |
Asshole torn:
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derr47
about 6 hours ago
Baby I can't stop loving you, I can assure you of that. Its just the issue of the call , do you have facebook? |
I do, but I never use it |
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Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Thu Nov 19, 2015 7:50 am |
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Lad gets back:
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ditz
6 days ago
I do, but I can't remember what it is. the gals are here and we're partying. fuck I'm drunk!
Kathrin |
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derr47
5 days ago
Baby I miss you so much , wish you I could drink with you and get drunk! I could kiss you all night!!
Please try to remember your facebool details, login into your facebook account and search for my name 'SCOTT DERR' or if you remember your facebool username then send it to me so I can add you through my facebook and we can continue from there ... LOVE YOU SO MUCH KATHRIN .
derr47
4 days ago
Baby send me another phone number ok so I can try it and know if it will , you can send me sabrina or any of your close friend to try and from there if the call goes through then we can sort things out easily , and dnt forget about the Facebook too .
LOVE YOU.
derr47
4 days ago
Baby send me another phone number ok so I can try it and know if it will , you can send me sabrina or any of your close friend to try and from there if the call goes through then we can sort things out easily , and dnt forget about the Facebook too .
LOVE YOU. |
Well I could, there's a half dozen numbers listed at ACMA. But I want to introduce sabrina:
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Ditz
3 days ago
I can't just give out someone's number without their permission. You can email sabrina if you like |
Lad is lazy and wants facebook:
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derr47
3 days ago
I will ask her later , get the facebook details and send me your username in order for me to add you ...
Love U Kathrin |
yeah. Like THAT'S gonna happen:
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Schatzi,
OMG. I don't remember my password. I can't log in!
I don't know what to do!
Help me derr, you are my only hope! |
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Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis)
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Fri Nov 27, 2015 5:09 am |
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12 days of catch up baiting:
Derr brains didn't get the Star wars reference:
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derr47's photo derr47 8 days ago
I will create a facebook username and password so that you will login and uploads your pictures and I will add u as well so that we can chat more online.. I miss you
derr47's photo derr47 8 days ago
Facebook username - <snipped> hough I will never use it
Facebook password - Schatzi 1234
derr47's photo derr47 8 days ago
Facebook password - Schatzi1234
derr47's photo derr47 8 days ago
This is the correct username - <snipped, but a yahoo account that isn't mine>
This is the correct password - Schatzi1234 |
You made a yahell account without my permission? Shame on you! A gal's gotta have scruples:
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Ditz 8 days ago
This is not mine schatzi. You hacked into someone else's account? Surely that is not legal |
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Upload your photos and fill in the necessary details in your profile ... add me on my username - scott derr |
yeah like that's gonna happen:
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Ditz 8 days ago
This is not my account schatzi. My friends won't be there. I'm lonely enough as it is |
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You can invite your friends on it |
But that's like... Actual WORK!
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Ditz 8 days ago
But I have my friends already. I just need to find my password |
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What is the yahoo mail you used to open the facebook account and send me the facebook username n password |
Like that's gonna happen:
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Ditz 8 days ago
I don't know. Sabrina set it up and I forget. I will have bubbly now |
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derr47 8 days ago
There is no way you can retrieve your password then , your best choice is to use the account I just create for you and add your friends you still have contact with ,
Baby do it now and add me |
No one tells the Ditz what to do!
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Ditz 8 days ago
Sabrina and I are very close. She will know the password. But she is in Paris now |
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derr47 8 days ago
Will you call her now and ask her
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derr47 8 days ago
That shouldn't be hard to do right
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derr47 8 days ago
That shouldn't be hard to do right |
Sounds reasonable... Uh oh:
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Ditz 7 days ago
I am worried she didn't answer her ohone. And neighbours tell me there was s shooting! You don't think... |
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derr47 7 days ago
Login to the facebook account that I gave you and lets talk for sometime till you can get your password from sabrina
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derr47 7 days ago
Am sure she is fine
(Of course she's fine, she's FICTIONAL!)
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derr47 7 days ago
Are you there Kathrin , I miss you , I just cant believe this is so long to do , yahooo messemger, facebook, your phone number . None is going through at the moment .. why is it so hard to reach you?! |
He can sense money, but why is it taking so long?
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Ditz 7 days ago
I do not know. If I knew I would tell you. I have said that I am not what people call "tech savvy".
I feel you are upset. I do not like that you do not like me.
I think I will have a cry and some bubbly |
I love you bubbly:
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derr47 7 days ago
I am ok baby
Can you get the call fee done , it will be easier to get the call done through that way through the military database Kathrin , when you have an email I will be able to send the receipts and some documents for you to see as well .
Love you Kathrin . |
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Ditz 7 days ago
We are running around in damn corcles ivee this. Yoy said that you Will pay this fee. I will not hear about it again |
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derr47 7 days ago
We are not allowed to hold cash at the base , I promise to give you back , am planning on vacation to come to you before xmas , I will have access to leave soon enough but I wont be able to call if we dont do it now ..
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err47 7 days ago
Do you trust me |
Ummmm, NO!
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Ditz 7 days ago
You do not have your own cash? Thatis ridiculous!
My ex husband is American military and he always had his own cash. You are now making fun of me |
Good old Nick, he's making my baits so much fun (for me):
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derr47 7 days ago
I will have my cash when am out of the base ...
A fellow comrade was trying to do me a favour when I was trying to call you for sometime before . Kathrin trust me , I have asset I can turn to cash anytime am out of the base ok , just lets get this done and stop the doubt ..
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derr47 7 days ago
I will have my cash when am out of the base ...
A fellow comrade was trying to do me a favour when I was trying to call you for sometime before . Kathrin trust me , I have asset I can turn to cash anytime am out of the base ok , just lets get this done and stop the doubt ..
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Ditz 7 days ago
Then you do this asset thing and pay your bills. You're a soldier you shouldn't have to - how you say? - "sponge" off of civilians |
Ooooh BURN!
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derr47 7 days ago
It seems you dnt really want progress for us , anytime I bring something up you always have something to draw it down , I dnt understand what you want anymore |
The Ditz knows what she wants, a crate of champagne:
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Ditz 7 days ago
I know exactly what I want. I want a real man. A man who calls when they say they will. A man who accepts me for who I am faults and all.
And right now I wonder if you are that man |
Derr brains tries to pile it on, and make the ditz feel guilty:
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derr47 7 days ago
Baby it seems you do not understand , its not a bill , its just a fee to get the calls activated through the military base out here ..
You know what if sabrina picks up and we can talk on facebook maybe its better that way , I gave you new logins you never acted upon it , am just confuse abt you
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derr47 7 days ago
I do not have my debit card with me at the base so there is no way I can pay bills or anything from here . Ok can you borrow me $100 till I can get out of the base , thats all I ask you Kathrin. I will get everything else done |
The ditz however has other ideas:
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Ditz 7 days ago
I do not want to give up my Facebook on your say so. I have friends there that I have had since I was a child. I will not give up my account
My niece is now missing yet you do not give a shit. Iam SO angry that all you care about if some fee that only applies to you. No other soldier I have spoken to about this assures me it is bullshit!
You know what? If you cannot handle a strong German woman then maybe you should leave me alone |
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derr47 about 19 hours ago
Baby have been busy at the base , I have been trying to get my retirement done,glad am finally done here , but am having problems with my benefit fund pertaining to my retirement , I need a bank account to transfer the funds to...... How are you? ... did you found sabrina? ...
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derr47 about 19 hours ago
Baby have been busy at the base , I have been trying to get my retirement done,glad am finally done here , but am having problems with my benefit fund pertaining to my retirement , I need a bank account to transfer the funds to...... How are you? ... did you found sabrina? ...
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Will edit in a reply, but am leaning towards Sabrina no longer being in the land of the living... ETA my response
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Sabrina is dead, but not from Paris..
She took the Eurostar to London where she was hit by a car on the way to visit the Abbey road studios where my beloved Beatles once recorded.
We are in mourning and I am trying to arrange the body being returned to Australia |
oh dear, no logging in to facebook then... lad gets back:
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about 7 hours ago
Wow thats strange and sad , am really sorry about that .. How are you feeling ? |
I feel like piling it on. Never try to make a middle aged man portrayed by a long dead transexual feel guilty:
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Ditz
less than a minute ago
I feel like shit! How do you think I feel? she may not be my daughter but she's the closest thing to a child I will ever have, and now she's gone.
all the time I was hoping for a little compassion from you, but that was not to be. I am sober, I do not plan to stay that way
kathrin |
let's see if lad gets back. Btw for a man, so keen to get off of Mingle, we just hit the month mark on the site |
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Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Fri Dec 11, 2015 2:31 am |
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A bit of catch up baiting. I have a lot of RL issues right now so baiting has been on the backburner. I thoght he had given up on me, but no:
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derr47 13 days ago
Am really sorry baby , I miss you much more now , wish there is something I could do to that but she I gone , may her soul rest in peace .. I dnt want you to be sober , I can come live with you , ....
LOVE YOU KATHRIN
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Baby its more than a week, r u ok ? . I miss u so much , I guess u mourning sabrinas death ... dnt mk it longer , talk to me when u can ....
LOVE YOU KATHRIN |
My reply. It's basic but I'm not sure where I want to take the lad next:
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I am in Frankfurt with the body. It's 3.35pm and I so want a drink. I don't know how much more of this I can take
kathrin |
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Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Fri Dec 18, 2015 6:25 am |
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Lad keeps writing. I've been busy deaing with Government bureaucracy trying to get the dole, now that my studies have ended:
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derr47
6 days ago
Sorry baby , wish I could come to you and hold you close , it will make you stronger Kathrin .. miss u so much
derr47
5 days ago
Kathrin when is the burial ? I wish I could come to you ...
MISS YOU SO MUCH KATHRIN
derr47
5 days ago
Kathrin when is the burial ? I wish I could come to you ...
MISS YOU SO MUCH KATHRIN
derr47
5 days ago
Be strong for me ok |
After a bit of research into transporting bodies and reading the Australian Goverment's website warning about travelling to Nigeria (and cos lad lives in that country), I decide the Ditz is stuck in Northern Nigeria:
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I am sorry for not writing sooner, but I ma very stressed, I am stranded in a country I know little about, with no news as to when (or even IF) we will get to leave with this country with the body of my darling niece Sabrina!
You will not believe this schatzi. I am writing this and I do not believe it myself.
After arranging for the body to be flown from London to Australia, at a cost of several thousand dollars, the funeral arranger's in the united kingdom did not embalm the body and the plane has been stuck here in Africa, fearing the body may contain infectious germs.
The family lawyer, Barry Feldman of has been working tirelessly on our behalf, but the rules are the rules and neither country can break them. I am in a place called Kano on a charter plane stuck at the airport. I wish Sabrina's religion allowed for her to be cremated, I wouldn't be in this trouble.
I am so scared Derr. Help me Derr, you are my only hope!
Kathrin |
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Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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