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Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 8:30 pm

^^ thank you! And thanks for explaining it. That's the one thing I wish someone would add to eater university.

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 11:07 pm

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Honey how are you doing? honey how is your work and your family honey do you miss me there or not because miss you here so much honey ..................honey please work about to send the money please call bank to do it in time please honey

Love u

From your wife anna sands

Hey baby!

I sent the money out yesterday but I sent the wrong amount it appears. You told me to send $2000. You didn't say you needed an extra $500. I'll contact the banker and cancel the transfer so I can send the right amount. Sorry about that babe! I guess we shoulda communicated better about it.

Merrill is still really sick. Now some others onboard are starting to get sick and the Doc's office is starting to fill up fast! Keep your fingers crossed that I don't get the flu on top of these panic attacks.

Love you honey!
Love,
Andy

Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 8:19 am

GTmama wrote:

I sent the money out yesterday but I sent the wrong amount it appears. You told me to send $2000. You didn't say you needed an extra $500. I'll contact the banker and cancel the transfer so I can send the right amount. Sorry about that babe! I guess we shoulda communicated better about it.

Oh god! I bet that made his veins pop! It's such a beautiful mental picture, to think we can aspire to make a lad drop off a chair at his cafe in a fit of frustration! <3

... DO we have a 'heart' smiley on this forum?

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 4:28 am

Seems like his language skills slip a little when he panics. Very Happy

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Honey am praying you dnt get the flu by the grace of god so that can see you in one piece...don't worry about cancelling the transaction,I will arrange for the remaining 500 and settle her because want her to disturb us at least for now...because the bank said the money will use three days before cashing it and am missin you already and cant wait to hold you in my arms.I will send the ticket when have made the payment but let me know the nearest arport to your house so that the ticket will

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the next airport to your house and when are you cming home...I love you sooooo much because you are one of the est thing that has happened to mem

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honey tell the bank to not the money try to do it here honey am so happy to have you in my life honey y granny tell me o thanks to ou

Love you

From yur wife anna ands

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Honey tlle the bank to not stop the money....honey am so happy to have yu my life honey my granny tell to say thanks to you honey I don't know what to say because I love you more and more

Love u

From your wife. Anna sands

Baby,

I'm sorry hun! I sent an email to the banker last night to cancel. Shit! I will go ahead and send him one right now. Hopefully he will get this email before he gets the last email so he won't stop it. I will let you know.

I'm feeling shitty today. My throat hurts so I'm afraid. I hope I don't have what Merrill's got. He's been coughing and puking and everything.

Well, gotta go get off auto pilot. I hope you have a great day!

Love,
Andy

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honey please tell the bank to send it today please and tell me when you send the money and let me know how much you send honey.........i love you so much honey do you miss me there??because i miss you here and my thinking about you now i love you ..........I love you, honey. You are my first and my only love, and I thank you for be so kind with my heart. Hopefully, soon I won't have to hate missing you.........It's the end of the day and I was thinking about you, as usual. I want you to know how much I sincerely love the times we've spent talking. It means so much to me. It truly seems like I've known you forever and I honestly can't imagine life without you now. There will be no looking back, no second thoughts and no regrets. I want you and need only you i love you

Hey baby,

It feels so good to get an email from you right now. You've got no idea how much I needed it after today! I had to work all day with no breaks because of Merrill. And now I know I'm definitely getting sick. It's really not been a good day.

I sent you $3000 honey. I figured now you can buy something nice for Granny and maybe something pretty to wear on the plane ride to see me. Maybe a cashmeere sweater. Or a swan down jacket. Whatever you decide baby.

I'm going to go get some sleep. I need my rest right now.

Love,
Andy

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 2:28 pm

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tell the bank to not the money
try to do it here honey

... Poetry.

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swan down jacket

It would appear OP has started a fashion!

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 4:57 pm

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hello honey thanks for make me happy all the time....you need to take care of yourself for me please take it easy to your work please.....honey am happy to see you in my life...honey my granny tell me to thanks for you so much the money you send make my granny happy so much and my granny want me to marry you honey........miss you and thinking about you

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I will never break your heart. I’ll be right beside you as we chase our dreams together, and you will never have to wonder if I still care. I think about you all day long and when I'm not near you my mind is consumed with thoughts of being close to you again. When you’re near me I feel like everything in the world is right, and I know I don't have to ask God for anything because as long I have you in my life I have everything I could ever want. All I want to do is spend the rest of my life making you as happy as you have made me.......

I love you with the deepest passion and I wish we could see each other every day but I know that you're so far away. It hurts me to know how I sometimes can be a little selfish when it comes to you, but, honey, I'm in the deepest love for you!.......................I know I can't give you the whole world, but I can promise you I will always love you. My heart is yours, and even though I know i love you.....................................................I was sleeping, my hand was searching for you, but you were not there. I turned my head, I opened my eyes slightly and saw you fixing your new toy, the computer. I just smiled. It would be so typical of me to do. I didn't know that you saw me blinking, getting glimpses of you. I turned my head to the other side and slightly fell right back to sleep. Within minutes, I felt you beside me wearing your robe. I cuddled right into you, like two spoons against each other. This may just be memories, but I still wake up at times thinking of that morning smile when you read my mind....

honey i tell my granny to help me take this pic Shocked

because of you honey can you tell me more about you father and your mother tell me your mother ????

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honey what do you about the money honey tell you don't stop the money because if you. send the money the g sped like 3 days before Collect the money am here with my granny now let me what are ou doing about t honey

Love u

Dear Lollipop,

Baby I love your pictures! They made me smile! And made my little Andy stand up at attention!! Seeing you naked is just amazing and I can't wait to rub my hands all over your body. Please tell Granny that I said thank you so much for taking those nasty pictures for me! Obviously Granny also knows how to make a man happy. How old is she again?

Baby I told you I sent the money yesterday. $3000. You should hopefully get it in a few days. In the meantime can you do me a favor? Can you not copy and paste silly love stuff into our mails? I know it's not you and it's kind of annoying.

Nothing much to tell about my mom. She's dead. My dad is dead too. They were bad parents and beat me all the time. All they cared about was their money and I hate people like that!

Well gotta get back to work now. Love ya babe!
Love,
Andy

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 5:31 pm

GTmama wrote:

Baby I love your pictures! They made me smile! And made my little Andy stand up at attention!! Seeing you naked is just amazing and I can't wait to rub my hands all over your body. Please tell Granny that I said thank you so much for taking those nasty pictures for me! Obviously Granny also knows how to make a man happy. How old is she again?

That makes me want to back away in mild panic. Shocked

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Nothing much to tell about my mom. She's dead. My dad is dead too. They were bad parents and beat me all the time. All they cared about was their money and I hate people like that!

<3

Aaand, more poetry! We have a budding Chaucer here!

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honey what do you about the money
honey tell you don't stop the money
because if you. send the money
the g sped like 3 days before Collect the money
am here with my granny
now let me what are ou doing about t honey

Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 7:17 pm

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honey but i tell you my granny before......honey you need to take your work easy please because i like to see you in good looking please because i like to see you all the time in my life.....if i Collect the money i well let you know....honey i don't why my granny like you like that because granny like to make you happy all the time and granny like to make me happy all the time......honey i can't lie for you i like my granny so much because you know i don't have anybody in my life all i have in my life is GOD and my granny and you now am so happy all the time because i know am going to live with you for life.................honey when are you coming back home because i well tell you if i Collect the money before i go to buy my ticket....honey am thinking about you all the time i love you so much... honey can you tell me your mother name and the age you mother dead???

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honey where you go and why you don't talk to me????

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honey how is your weekend do you miss me there because i miss you here so much and am thinking about you now love you and miss you

Hey baby Lollipop,

Honey I'm so sorry I haven't been able to email you. We've had some real shit happening here lately! Doc thinks that we've all got the swine flu. It's a horrible affliction. I've have it coming our of both ends so to speak. You ever been like that before? My fever's been almost 105 degrees at times. Merrill has been just as bad. We've been taking turns at the helm but it's been very hard. We can't let Bobby out of the brig yet to help. We woke up this morning and realized we've just been going in one big circle. A lot of people on board have it and now they're talking about a quarntine! They're supposed to be flying out a fresh man to help by helicopter. They're supposed to be bringing medicine too. Please prey for us!

Baby I asked how old your granny is. She seems kinky and I know Merrill really goes for that type. I need to go get back in my bunk. I love and miss you very much! I wish you were here to take care of me instead of that damn Vicki!

Love you,
Andy

Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 5:59 pm

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hello honey am not happy to here this i well pray for you and i tell my granny to pray for you too........i ask granny age granny tell me is 86 now.......honey please and please you need to take your work easy there please but am pray for you here all the time.........honey am miss you here i love you so much

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honey how is your work now because am not happy here and am pray for you all the time and granny pray for you all the time here....i miss you

Dear Lollipop,

I'm sorry I haven't been able to email. Things have still been pretty shitty here. They flew in the other captain so I haven't had to work thankfully. I've been mostly sleeping. They got us some medicine but so far it doesn't seem to be working. I don't know I've had a fever and chills and it's been hard.

In my delirium though all I've done is worry about you and your sitiation because you and your needs are what's most important. Are you ok? Granny? Does Granny want me to giver Merrill her email address?

I miss you honey. Your kind words are so helpful to me and they get me through my days. I hope I hear from you again soon. Going back to bed...

Love,
Andy

Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2013 5:44 pm

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how are you doing honey..honey am ok now you talk to me if you don't talk to me i can not ok but you talk to me now am ok........what email are you talking about to ask granny do you need granny email or what????...honey when are you going back home because i like to meet you now now honey am pray for you all the time because of your work and you need to take your work easy because i like to meet you in good look i miss you so much

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how are you doing honey???why you don't talk to me if you don't talk to me in 1 day i can't day ok please and please talk to me how is you work and are you ok but am pray for you all; the time here band granny pray for you here i miss you

honey am sorry to say this the money you send to me i don't see any money here

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honey am not happy now because you don't talk to me please come to talk to me how is your work ?? are you ok honey???please come online i need to ask you something cry cry cry cry cry cry cry

Dear Lollipop,

Baby I'm so sorry I haven't been online. I've been seriously dehydrated. I had to be on an iv and everything. This has been one shitty mess. Merrill is finally starting to feel better, thankfully. Honey I only asked for Granny's email because I thought she might like to get to know Merrill. It's ok if she doesn't want a man I guess. Just figured she might like a friend.

Anyway babe, I don't understand why the money isn't there yet. It should already have been. Damn it, one more thing to stress about. I'll contact my banker and see what's going on.

I hope you and Granny are doing ok. I've really been missing you a lot!

Love you!

Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2013 10:32 pm

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I have not gotten the money yet and didn't know why, but you can send the documents you used in making the transfer to me so that i can follow it up with the bank here or what do you think?.....honey here is granny email [email protected] i miss you so much and please you need to take your work easy....honey when are you coming back home because i like to meet you soon i love you so much granny is ok honey but is pray for you in everyday

Hey baby!

What documents are you talking about? My banker just got back to me. He says the money bounded back. Why would it do that? Is there a problem with that account? He couldn't really tell me what happened so I just told him to send it again. It should go through this time.

Let Granny know that I will giver her email to Merrill. Once he's feeling all better I'm sure he'll contact her. I hope this will help Granny feel better! Being so old and alone, especially after you leave her there is going to be really hard on her.

Well, back to work I go. I love you and I can't wait to see you!

Love,
Andy

Anyone interested in playing granny's love interest Merrill Stubbing?

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He is now making a run for Orville but I have one of the idiots writing. Isn't he romantic?

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good morning...how is your nite??.....how is your work?.....what do you need for me tell me ???

Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2013 3:02 am

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cry cry cry cry cry cry cry

For the love of everything holy, can you please tell her to stop with that "cry cry cry" crap?! I swear, she keeps doing this, I WILL give her something to cry cry cry about! UGH!!!

Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2013 4:19 am

Yes ma'am, I'm on it!!

Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2013 4:41 am

^^^^ You really get a feel on how some of these lads feed about women, just by the way they portray their female profiles.

This one thinks that women cry to get what they want.

Most of them do the "If you love me..." crap.

The man is the authority of the house, so whatever he says goes. (I have seen this one a lot)

But this "cry cry cry" just grates on my very last nerve, like fingers on a chalkboard!

Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2013 6:12 pm

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hello honey how is your work honey are you ok i miss you
honey here is the account details tell your bank to send it try express honey tell the bank to show you document that they have send the money to prove.i really need the money honey please honey you are the only one that can help me out and my granny his is the hospital now and i need to pay some money because sh fainted last night as i am sending this mail to you with pain and sadness and am not happy at all please honey make me happy or should ask please tell your bank to send it through western union money transfer.Hope to read back from you soon and soonest honey

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honey if you like to send it true Western Union money transfer or money gram

Name: Scammer
State: Ogun State
Zipe Code: 110001
Country: Nigeria

So honey send it true Western Union money transfer okay

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how are you doing honey how is your work now are you ok cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry

love u and miss you

For you SBAH....

Dear Lollipop,

Stop it right now with that incessant crying! That's annoying as shit and really pissing me on. You are not a child, you are a grown woman. Act like it or 'm going to change my mind about this whole mess.

My bank is not going to send a western union transfer. They're a legit bank not one of those criminal places. Do you want me to cancel the transfer? Is there something wrong with that account and you know it?

Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2013 6:54 pm

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hello honey...the account is ok just tell the bank to send it express i well Collect it in 3 days here please am just need to cry because i love you my granny and you no i don't have anybody in my life all i have is my granny and you please send it to the account please tell the bank to send it true express please i love you am in hospital with granny i just come cafe to talk to you because granny is asking of you honey send it to the account and please tell the bank to send it express please.......honey how is your work ? and are you ok ??honey i miss you here....honey i need to go back to granny in hospital now i love you honey please tell the bank to send it today because i sell my china gold today because i need some money to take care granny honey i love you and am thinking about you now

Dear Lollipop,

What is wrong with Granny? You said she fainted... does she have a disease? What's the address for the hospital? I would really like to send her some flowers.

I have told the banker to resend the transfer. I know you are stressed but you have to understand that I am doing everything I can to help you. I can't make things magically happen and that cry cry cry stuff you write to me works on my nerves. Also, if you had that china gold all along then why didn't you sell it and get over here to me weeks ago??

Tell Granny that I love her and I hope she doesn't die and is feeling better soon.

Love,
Andy

Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2013 7:28 pm

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Stop it right now with that incessant crying! That's annoying as shit and really pissing me on. You are not a child, you are a grown woman. Act like it or 'm going to change my mind about this whole mess.

Thank you GT, I owe you one! (AND NV too! He told her to stop it too!) clapping

Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2013 7:38 pm

I saw that! It felt good to read his slap and after getting this idiots last cry session I had to slap too.

Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 9:34 pm

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honey you no i don't live in Nigeria before honey i well ask granny ok just tell the bank to help me send it today and tell the bank to send it express that what you can do for me and make me happy please i well talk to you later i love you i well ask granny for the address i love you just help mail the bank now please am going to talk to granny now i love you

Dear Lollipop,

I'm not sure you never living in Nigeria has to do with anything. Did you get the hospital address? I really want to send Granny flowers to cheer her up.

Love you,
Andy

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how are you doing honey?how is your work and your family and your friend there?.....honey i thank GOD now granny is ok we in home now i just come from hospital now with granny but i need to go there in every morning to give granny something in the hospital..........

here is granny home address= Nigeria ogun state in abk kuto no 28...honey don't send anything for granny because is not easy here to Collect something because Nigeria is not a good if you like to buy something for granny send me money i well buy is here............

honey am not happy now i tell you i sell my gold chine because of granny bell in hospital honey now i don't have any money with me if you like to help me please help me but if you can't help me let me no please and please if you like to help me help me in time please let me no if your bank send the money because i tell granny about this money before honey please do it in time............

honey can tell me your best food?....honey please take your work easy because am pray for you here and granny pray for you here i love you so much GOD bless you

Dear Lollipop,

I'm so happy to hear that Granny is home from the hospital! This is joyous news! I guess it's not quite her time yet, right?

Baby I told you one day ago that I resent the transfer so what are you going on and on about? You never just talk to me anymore. It's always something. I miss talking to the real you.

I asked why you hadn't sold the gold stuff before. I guess maybe it's just me but if was stuck in a shitty place I'd be selling off everything I have to get me out. Sell stuff that Granny has and give it to her to pay for the home. She won't need those things in the home anyway.

Well babe I have to get back to work. I will get back on here in a little bit if I can.

Love,
Andy

Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2013 8:28 pm

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how are you doing honey?how is your work and your friend there? honey am so happy now because granny is ok now.......honey i can't lie for you because i love you am not happy with you because of the money if the bank send the money tell the bank to send you all the document the bank use to send the money i well believe you but now i can't lie for you i don't believe you. you send any money for me but if you send me the document i well believe you....

honey am not now and am not happy because i go bank with granny today to take some money in there accent and i don't see any money in the accent i crying for that and granny crying too honey i tell you if the bank send the money i well Collect the money in 3 days here....honey if you no the bank send the money don't stop the money just mail the bank to send you the document the bank use to send the money i well happy if i see that......i love you so much and i no i well marry you soon

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honey tell me what are you going to do for me now please cry cry cry love u

Dear Lollipop,

Don't start in with that cry cry cry stuff again. I don't know what I've done to make you not believe me. What could be my motive for not sending it? Has someone done that to you before or something. It's only been 2 days since I sent the request back to the banker. And it's all paperless. You know, to save the environment and stuff. There is no paperwork they used for the transfer.

Now that that is setteld why don't we talk about something else? How are you? How's the weather there? Been doing anything fun lately?

Love,
Andy

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 4:25 pm

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honey how are you doing?how is your work and your friend there?.....honey i no you love me and i no you want to send me the money but i think your bank is lie for you that why i ask you the document the bank use to send the money i well believe the bank if i see the document but i well let you no if i get the money here if is true the bank send the money i well get it in this week trust me honey i well let you no if i Collect the money here......honey am happy today because granny is well now i go out with granny today because i need to make granny happy that why i go with granny today......honey am pry for you in everyday because of your work how is your work today are you because i need to meet you in good i love you......honey i don't want see you in fishmeetfish anymore because the site is not good scam is there please remove your profile there i love you so much

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In the silence of night when the voices are few! I pray to God take care of you When the stars are shining and the flowers are dew! I pray to God to take care of you When the sun is sleeping and the clouds are in queue! I pray to God to take care of you When tears are more and laughter’s are few....love you

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how are you doing honey?how is your work there and your friend ? honey are you ok there because am pray for you in everyday here and granny pray for you too honey i just like to say to you because i miss you so much love you honey i well tell you if i get the money here......granny say hi to you honey..

Dear Lollipop,

Hey baby! Sorry I haven't emailed in a couple days. The internet onboard has been down again. It's really starting to be a pain in the ass! How are you doing? How's Granny? Tell her hi for me. Is she feeling better now that she's home from the hospital?

Honey have you checked with the bank to see if the money's there yet?

Gotta run, Love ya!

Love,
Andy

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 9:11 pm

For what purpose would the bank lie about sending money? I have seen that from a few lads, the bank lied and didn't send the money. Don't they know the bank would lose a lot of business, not to mention prison time?

Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 12:16 am

^^^ I guess everyone's corrupt in their sad world.

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honey how are you doing?how is your work today and your friend there?honey granny is ok well well now and am so happy now?...honey i well go bank today to ask about the money i well talk to you tomorrow i go back to you i love you .....honey you no you need to pray in ever time because of you work and your life and you need to have GOD in your life please honey am pray for you here in ever time i love you

Dear Lollipop!

Baby I am missing you so much! I need to feel that body up against mine. I can't wait to get you here and sex you like you deserve.

I love you baby! Tell Granny hi!

Love,
Andy

Posted: Sun Dec 01, 2013 8:11 pm

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honey how are you doing how is your work and your friend there......honey i feel some here that why i beg granny to help me take this pis for you because i like to meet you today and sex with you because am in love with you honey i give you all thing in my life because you no i don't have anybody in my life all i have is GOD and my granny and you that why i give you all my life honey am so happy to have you in my life.....honey you need to take your work easy there because i like to see you good mood.......

honey when are you coming back home from work tell me???

honey please help me call your bank to tell you more about the money because the bank don't see any money and the bank here tell me if is true your bank send the money i well Collect it buy next week just ask your bank if the bank tell you the is coming please don't stop the money i well tell you if i Collect the money here i love you

Wow baby those pics made me hot!! That pink feather boa must be tickling your nipples! I can't wait to do that for myself.

Baby I'm pretty sure the bank sent the info. I've never had a problem with them before. I will check as soon as I can. We're having a big inspection on board so if you don't hear from me the next couple of days, that's why.

Love you!

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how are you doing honey how is your work there are you ok because am pray for you in ever day here because i love you so much...honey i ask you something why you don't talk when are you coming back home please tell you

honey i don't like all this because of the bank just mail the bank let me no what the ban say please because i don't have any money with me now and i need money please

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how are you doing honey?...how is your weekend there are you ok i miss you a lot here....i just wake up here and i pray for you here now that why i come cafe to talk to you honey i can't lie for you am in with you now..................honey let me what the bank say please because i don't see this in my life i can't lie for you all the money i have is $148 please how do you want me to live with granny for this please do something anout this money please and please cry cry cry cry cry

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honey how are you doing today why you don't come online?how is your work?

honey i don't believe you anymore and granny too don't believe you anymore i no you are kind me and you kind my granny too you don't send me any money because i don't have any money with me and i talk to my friend in US in new York to send me money and she send me $500 to the Account and she send the money in Thursday and i Collect the money today Monday i will like to tell you this if you love me and you want to help me true go and send the money true Register with western union money transfer and use your credit card to send me the money all i need from you is information western union give you
if you do this for me i will believe you love you

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honey how are you doing today why you don't come online?how is your work?

honey i don't believe you anymore and granny too don't believe you anymore i no you are kind me and you kind my granny too you don't send me any money because i don't have any money with me and i talk to my friend in US in new York to send me money and she send me $500 to the Account and she send the money in Thursday and i Collect the money today Monday i will like to tell you this if you love me and you want to help me true go and send the money true Register with western union money transfer and use your credit card to send me the money all i need from you is information western union give you
if you do this for me i will believe you love you

love u

from your wife Anna sands

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how are you doing honey/ how is your work there and why you don't talk to me ? if you like to talk to me anymore tell me ?

Dear Lollipop,

Honey you need to be more patient! I've been very busy on board with inspectors all weekend. They just left this morning. I can't help it that I have a job that I need to do. And what's this about you not believing in me? Well that's just great.

Love,
Andy

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honey how are you doing....why are you like to busy all the time honey i tell you you need to take your work easy please i beg you take it easy there......

honey am talking to you because i love you stop talking to your bank because your bank is lie for you please and please if you like to give the money send it true western union money transfer or money gram just Register with western union money transfer or money gram and use your credit card pay send it 1500usd and 1500usd i will Collect it here all i need here is information you Collect from western union or money gram i can't lie for you i don't believe you anymore please do this for you please you don't need to tell your bank about this please do this for me because my granny tell me to stop talking to you because granny don't believe you anymore please send it today...

honey please take your work easy because am pray for you here in ever time i love you

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Register with western union money transfer or money gram and use your credit card Western Union money transfer or money gram money transfer if you can not bank online, you can send through Western Union money transfer and send it through this information
Name: FADIP Wasi
Address: No. 10, Nepa times Abeokuta

City: Abeokuta
State: Ogun State
Jupe Code: 110001
Country: Nigeria
Question: Do you love me?
Answer: YES
Give me all the information gathered in the bank

Sorry SBAH.... And he sent it twice for good measure.

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honey how is your work there honey why you don't like to make me happy and you no i love you cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry

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hello honey please tell me if you want me to stop talking to you ?????

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In busy life,We don't have enough time to enjoy and spend time with each other. At the start of this month, I wish and hope to spend some time with you. Share all the good memories of our love Happy Lovely New Month and i like to meet you in this month

I got a beautiful pic of a red poinsetta that says 'Happy New Month'

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honey i send you mail today you don't talk to me why???????cry cry cry cry

Dear Lollipop,

Why should I email you anymore? All you ever do is cry cry cry about the damn money. You never talk to me about real things. And now you claim that you don't believe mel? What the hell is that about? The money should have been there by now. Start talking to me like an adult. And tell Granny I said to shut up. That old bitch needs to be put in that home now. She's starting to interfere in our relationship and I just will not have it!

You know I can't use western union or anything like that onboard. We've been through this all before and I'm tired of repeating myself. I don't think you're serious about us.

Love,
Andy

EDIT: Just found these in my spam folder from Granny:

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MY SON,
HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY AND HOW IS WORK?GUESS THE STRESS IS NOT TOO MUCH.WELL I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU ABOUT ANNA,SHE'S NOT HAPPY AT ALL AND I THINK YOU'RE THE CAUSE OF MY DAUGHTER BEING SAD.YOU PROMISE TO SEND HER MONEY AND YOU DIDN'T...WHY?WHEN ANNA WAS STILL IN THE U.S,SHE GIVES ME $300 EVERY WEEK WHICH I USE FOR MY UPKEEP AND NOW WE HAVE EXHAUSTED THE MONEY SHE CAME WITH THAT SHE CANT EVEN AFFORD TO BUY HER TOILETRIES ANYMORE,EVEN TO EAT NOW IS SOMETHING...AM EVEN PRAYING I DIE SOON SO THAT I WONT BE A BURDEN UNTO HER ANYMORE,SHE SOLD HER NECKLACE FOR MY HOSPITAL BILLS RECENTLY WHEN I HAD AN ATTACK....PLEASE JUST DO WHATEVER YOU CAN TO CONVINCE HER THAT YOU LOVED HER,SEND HER THE LITTLE YOU HAVE SO THAT SHE CAN COME AND MEET YOU AND I BELIEVE EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT AFTERWARD....IF YOU LIKE TO HELP ME AND ANNA SEND THE MONEY TRUE WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER IF YOU SEND IT TODAY ANNA WILL GET FOR THAT DAY YOU SEND IT PLEASE MY SON I BEG YOU IN THE NAME OF GOD PLEASE DO THIS FOR ME PLEASE DON'T TELL ANNA I MAILED YOU.....AWAITING TO READ FROM YOU SOONEST.

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MY SON,
HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY AND HOW IS WORK?GUESS THE STRESS IS NOT TOO MUCH.WELL I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU ABOUT ANNA,SHE'S NOT HAPPY AT ALL AND I THINK YOU'RE THE CAUSE OF MY DAUGHTER BEING SAD.YOU PROMISE TO SEND HER MONEY AND YOU DIDN'T...WHY?WHEN ANNA WAS STILL IN THE U.S,SHE GIVES ME $300 EVERY WEEK WHICH I USE FOR MY UPKEEP AND NOW WE HAVE EXHAUSTED THE MONEY SHE CAME WITH THAT SHE CANT EVEN AFFORD TO BUY HER TOILETRIES ANYMORE,EVEN TO EAT NOW IS SOMETHING...AM EVEN PRAYING I DIE SOON SO THAT I WONT BE A BURDEN UNTO HER ANYMORE,SHE SOLD HER NECKLACE FOR MY HOSPITAL BILLS RECENTLY WHEN I HAD AN ATTACK....PLEASE JUST DO WHATEVER YOU CAN TO CONVINCE HER THAT YOU LOVED HER,SEND HER THE LITTLE YOU HAVE SO THAT SHE CAN COME AND MEET YOU AND I BELIEVE EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT AFTERWARD....DON'T TELL ANNA I MAILED YOU.....AWAITING TO READ FROM YOU SOONEST.

MAY GOD BE WITH YOU FROM ANNA GRANNY

Dear Granny,

Or may I call you Juliet? Listen Juliet, I'd greatly appreciate it if you would not encourage the negative thoughts Anna is having. I need to ask, is she 'slow'? Or you may say mentally redundant? I mean no insult, I just need to know. She seems to be stuck on one thought and I know that sometimes autistical people can be like that.

Again, please stop interfering. The best thing you could do for your daughter is to encourage her to get a job. There should be many things there she can do to raise a little money while she waits for mine to arrive. I need to figure this all out soon as my health has not been good and this is added much stress to my life.

Thanks,
Andy

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