Lightning Lad Jimmy (NSFW)

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Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2013 8:16 pm

AWESOME! No way he saw that coming!

Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2013 2:44 am

OH you are goooooood GT! bow_down

Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2013 4:06 am

Barbie is awesome! The lad can't have been prepared for her.

Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2013 10:04 pm

Jimmy/BJ

Quote:

Hello dear my lovely BJ glory be to my GOD for you feeling better now, so painful you can trust me so you think i can be so bad to Barbie with GOD and man Barbie talk to me and insult me but i keep myself so silent for her coz i was trying to do what you ask me to do to her that i should be nice to her but if you can trust me well no problem but i still want you to know that i really care a lot about you and i was trying to mail her to let her know how much i care about you she says no but i want you to know that i care and love you with all my life and soul and i want you to know that you are all i think in my life without you in my life i am a dead living soul and i always thank God for bringing you to me and me to you and i will always give glory to his only name and

Jimmy!!!!

I love you! What are you rattling on an on about and what does it have to do with god? Am confuse! Barbie is being really nice to me today she said she doesn't like you and I don't know what you said to her but you shouldn't have because she is my very best friend and she will always always be my BFFAF and I think you should like her and how did she inslut you? Why you talking about trust and trusting so much I never said I have no trust. I don't know what is happening anymore. I thought you should know I decided i need to make my house a two story house but I changed my mind and now I"m building a treehouse in the back yard so now Cymbal can sleep in there and maybe we can fuck in their too if you're ok with climbing a rope. I don't think it will fall down. Ohhh.... I also took apart all the bird cages today and I'm putting them all back together but backwards and the birds are sitting on the curtains watching me. Shhhh... did you hear that? I think it might be the cops. No I looked its the mailman. I ordered some oxy's from canada have you ever done oxy? You should cause it makes the world feel so happy!!!!

Well baby Jimmy I gots to go cause Barbie is here and we are going to get in the hot tub and drink some champy and I think she wants to paint my toes. When you gonna come here because I really really really want to jump on your jimmy!

I wuv you my Jimmy!

Love,
BJ

Jimmy/Barbie

Quote:

Hello Barbie how are you doing i will still be telling you that you take things so wrong why i just want you to know that BJ is all i think of and it will be till the end of my life and i want you to know that is only death that will make me loose BJ so just plz try to get what am say and i will be very happy if you can get what am saying

Barbie will email him back in a little while.

Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2013 10:56 pm

Quote:

only death that will make me loose BJ

I think a bank transfer not going through is what is going make you loose BJ! Silly lad, silly silly lad!

Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2013 11:10 pm

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i just want you to know that BJ is all i think of

Giving or Receiving? It seems to me this Lad is begging to hold up a sign stating his love for BJs....

Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2013 11:13 pm

^^^ Lmao! I bet he would but since he's sent me about 5,000 pics of a middle eastern man I don't think it's gonna happen.

Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2013 1:01 am

^Its worth it for the cheap Photoshop Pic. They are better than any real Trophy in my books as the Lad has to actually work at it.

C'mon why not????

Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2013 2:26 am

^^I agree! Perhaps if Barbie were to make an ultimatum...prove his undying love by sending a pic of himself declaring his love of BJ, or else Barbie disconnects the internet...he might just try out those Photoshop skilz.

Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2013 3:03 am

I wasn't thinking along those lines. Hmmm... Ok I'll try!

Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2013 4:33 pm

Barbie/Jimmy

Prick,

I haven't taken anything wrong. YOU have! You still don't get it and I'm beginning to think you are missing some brain cells. BJ's all fucked up again. She was upset yesterday because you said you didn't want to get high with her. I don't like what you're doing to her. You came along and fucked everything up for me! She's been going on and on about you and how much she wants you and it's seriously pissing me off. I don't think I can get her to stop talking to you but I can cut off the internet quick as shit! You need to do something to show her you love her so she'll stop using for a few days. Do something like take a pic of you holding a sign that says "I give my best BJ'. Email it to her. She will be happy then and will maybe stop and act normal for a little bit. Then I can try to talk some sense into her.

I realize she's not a lesbian, I've been dealing with it for years. She wants you to come over here. I will keep my distance if you do. Just know I'm lurking in the background just waiting for you to fuck up!

Jimmy/BJ

Quote:

Hello my lovely wife and lovely BJ how are you doing i hope you are doing good well just want you to know that you are all i think of in my life and i want you to know that you love me and same to me here i love you too but just let think to this i just want Barbie to know that i was just trying to be very nice to her not to make her get upset but don't she like me and what have i ever done to her that makes her not to like me will just help me to apologgise

Quote:

And i want you to know that i can wait to fuck you and i mean i really really want you fuck you from the both side back and froth Lol..BJ i mean it and am not kidding you and place just help me to begged Barbie that am sorry for what ever have done to make her not to like me and place my love just don't drug yourself anymore if you truly love me and love you so i will always do till death takes us apart my love and i always thanks GOD for bringing you in my life and me in your life love you so much my lovely BJ hug and kiss for you my love

i care
Jimmy

Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2013 7:24 pm

Quote:

Do something like take a pic of you holding a sign that says "I give my best BJ'.

I hope Barbie is like a dog with a bone on this! Evil Lol

Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2013 12:55 am

BJ/Jimmy

Jimmy!

Hey baby! Wow your last email really got me wet! Now I want to fuck but I don't have my little Jimmy here. I need to go buy me a new dildo and name it Jimmy the 3rd. What you think about that? Ohhhh... or I can send you a mold kit and you can make me a mold of your Jimmy and send it to me! And I can make you a mold of me. Hmmm... we named your pee pee little Jimmy but we don't have a name for mine. What do you think we should name her? Big Bertha? lol Can you send me a pic of little Jimmy pretty pretty please? I promise I won't let Barbie see it. She might get jealous and want it for herself!

I want to go shopping for you baby. You want anything? Some new clothes? A watch? I need to go buy a new car. What kind of car do you drive? I think I might go tomorrow to the Mercedes dealership and look at the 2014 suvs they have. When you come to live with me I will give it to you and I will get me a sports car!

It's saturday night and you know what that means! Time to toke up! Hee hee hee...

I love you Jimmy! (and little jimmy)
Love,
BJ

Quote:

Hello my lovely BJ good morning how are you doing i hope you are doing good well i am very happy again to receive another good Email from you my lovely wife i want you to know that you are all i think of in my life and with out you in my life i am just a dead living soul and i want also want you to know that if i come home with you i have promise Barbie to get high with you so that in getting jumping with you on the bed i can be the good actor ..Lol

and i want you to know this but i don't know how you are going to feel if i had to tell you but i will tell you coz it for you so i have to tell you my lovely wife do you really know that my dick is very big and strong (I think I need some proof)...Lol so to see what am saying just try and send the mold kit you want to send so we can see from there....Lol

coz as i was writing this mail my dick was just getting up ..Lol but babe don't take it funny in this west African there are a lot of girls here but am not after them you are all i think of my love and i want you to know i am a good driver i drive a lot but most is on the bed ...Lol i want to ask if you like this have you ever had sex in a car before ..Lol i will just want to have a sex with you anywhere in the corner or angle of the house ..

Lol coz most sex is part of my hubby Hmmm but let wait and see when i get to you i still keep my hart for you my love i cant wait to fuck you you BJ i dam mean it BJ so just get the dildo and make use of it till i get home with you my love i love you with all my life and soul and i will keep loving you till death take us apart my lovely wife

i love you so much i cant wait to fuck you from the both side

i care
Jimmy

Jimmy!!

Hey baby!! Can you believe I just woke up? It's like 6:30 pm here and I slept all day! We partied so hard last night. It was truly epic! We had a kiddie pool full of pudding. But we mixed it with vodka. LOL, I had a lot of the girls wrestling in it and it was fucking hilarious! I made a shitload of money again. The guys were betting on which girl would win. I don't know why I didn't think of this before.

I think we also were on the roof at one point but I can't remember what for. Oh yeah, some of the guys bet one idiot he wouldn't climb down the chimney like Santa Claus. Ha ha I don't remember what happened to him. Shit maybe I should check the chimney! LOL... I can't remember which one it was. That wouldn't be a very good xmas present! OMG Barbie's gonna be pissed! She's such a furdy durdy, she made me take a hard core sedative cause she didn't want me to keep using for days. She told me it would make me feel higher but I knew what she was trying to do. When I woke up this morning my panties were on my head!! OMG it was sooooo funny!

Baby when are you going to some see me here? I want some real dick. I'm tired of my dildo. It's hard (hee hee) cause I'm saving myself for you and I don't think I've ever gone this long without fucking something. Your email's got me all hot again though. Amazing how licticous your sexy words make me! And you know I've fucked in a car before. I did it for a job remember? I once got busted by the cops fucking a guy on the back of his car. That wasn't a job though, he was a boyfriend. I actually think the cop watched for a while before he busted us! Dirty basturd! I can't wait to get wicked dirty and nasty with you. I'm gonna make you scream my name! Say what's my mother fucking name??? Ha ha ha...

As for you and little Jimmy, I really hope you aren't looking at other girls while you're there. I hear those African woman carry AIDS so be careful, ok?

I love my Jimmy's!
Love,
BJ

Jimmy's latest email to Barbie. She'll email him in the morning.

Quote:

Hello Robert (Robert? Barbie's full name is Barbie Millice3nt R0berts which after a little bit of googling I found out was the real 'Barbie's' last name. Hunh... who knew?) how are you doing i hope you are doing good well i am very sure you are i just want you to know, is not that i don't want to get high with her but you know i haven't do anything like that that's what make me say that but if that is what she will make her not to get upset again i promise that when i get home with her i will do what ever she want me to do to just make her happy coz i don't pray to loose her in my life shes all i think of in my life and from there i can now get high with her

and Barbie my dear BJ told me to be nice to you and that's what i was trying to do to you and what ever have i done or says to make you up set to hate me i apologize i am very sorry and i promise to do what you to told me to do to make my lovely BJ happy i will do that just place help me to take good care of her till i come home to meet both of you in happy time i care a lot about her so much and place and place again i am very sorry to get you upset bye for now just take good care of yourself and help to do same with my wife .....

He's still not getting it! I don't think he sees Barbie as a rival for his BJ's affection but rather a friend pissed off for some unknown reason. I'll try to clear it up for him in the morning. SBAH... Barbie's gonna keep gnawing on that bone! Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2013 4:16 pm

Barbie/Jimmy

Ugh.... you're STILL not getting it toad! I don't think you're sincere. I love BJ and I will not let anyone EVER hurt her. Can you rub a couple brain cells together to understand that???

And now she's talking about going to visit you and sending you money and presents?? What are you trying to pull here? I suggest you do what I said and prove to me that you aren't going to hurt her. Let me repeat myself.... Take a picture of yourself holding a sign that says 'I give my best BJ'. Do it or I'm going to try and convince her you're a lying piece of shit. Don't think I can't! Her brain is so fried right now that she'll believe anything I say. And don't forget that I can just cut a couple wires outside her house and poof... no more internet. So no more talkie talkie with my girl.

It doesn't matter how much you apologize to me. You are my competition for BJ's love. So I am going to always hate you and be waiting for you to fuck up. It has always been the same with any man that has tried to take her.

You know what to do.

Barbie

Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2013 5:26 pm

Will he come through???

Quote:

Hello Barbie how are you doing i hope you are doing good well i can still say you have not yet forgiven me but i want you to know that i love BJ a lot and she is my life so just please, i am not to hurt her or to make her feel so bad BJ is all my life and soul and i know she love me too so you ask me to do sign that says i give you my life BJ if that is what will make you to forgive me good no problem .......

Yep, that's what it's gonna take for me to believe you. I have doubts you'll come through. But we'll see.

Barbie

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2013 5:18 am

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So I am going to always hate you and be waiting for you to fuck up. It has always been the same with any man that has tried to take her.

OH.MY.GUSH!!!! Evil Lol

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i give you my life BJ

No, a sign that says

Quote:

'I give my best BJ'

It's okay, make your sign first and THEN Barbie will correct it Evil Lol

I can't wait for this!!!

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2013 1:05 pm

^^ I was hoping that would happen! Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2013 5:44 pm

Quote:

Hello my love how are you i hope you are doing good well my love i am so happy to receive your Email again my lovely wife well i just want you to know you always make me happy when ever i read your Email but dear i want you to know that you are all i think of in my life and in knowing you i never regret in my life and i hope so for you my love but baby i really want to tell you am not happy here coz i have a lot of problem here about the hotel my love as you can know how much i really care about you so my love please you have to care about my life here as well before getting sick the problem am have is a problem of $110 but my love please help me with any amount that you have so that i can move out of this shit my love i will always care about you my love and till death take us apart my love

with love my lovely wife

Jimmy cares a lot

Hey baby Jimmy!!

You only need $110? That's no problem at all babe! I will get out in a little bit and go to my bank to do a transfer.

What are you doing today? Are you missing me? The birds say hi... hee hee. How are the kids doing?

Love,
BJ

Quote:

Hello my loving wife BJ i missed you a lot my wife and i know very soon i will be with you i and my kids will be there with you so that we can be in happy home and happy life and i still believe that you can still beer my own kid for me ..Lol you ask that how are the kids both of them are doing good so that is why i told you about this place coz i don't want them to get sick coz of the shit we are facing in this hotel with them so i want you to just help me with the $110

i love you and care a lot about you my love and i never regret to meet you and i know for you too you never regret me meet me i love you and care a lot my lovely wife and how are the birds doing i hope they are doing good just help me to tell them i can wait to fuck you BJ i really mean it just to feel your lovely pussy my wife i will Email the information where you are going to send the money to i love you with all my life BJ ones again i cant wait to feel that pussy hug and kiss for you my dear

your lovely
Jimmy

Quote:

Hello my lovely wife good morning how are are you doing and how was your dream hope you really dream about me and you .... well my love i made a mistake i to say $1100 my love so i can move from this shit with my kids and get a new hotel my love so i will send the pic of the new hotel to you my love so that you can see how really good it is i love you and i care a lot about you my love how was your was your bird doing i hope they all doing good tell them i cant wait to see them i care a lot about you my love so here is the information where to send the money my love and if you can really send the money to me today i will be very happy my love ..i love you so much hug and kiss for you only

Receivers name :lawal lateef olabanji
Receivers address :No 47 ijegun road ikotun
Test Questions : who do you love
Test answer : Jimmy
zip code:234
country : Nigeria

so this is the information where to send the money and you are going to send the money through western union money transfer and i am waiting for the ten digit number and the test question and answer i love you so much with all my life i cant wait to move out of here coz i dont want the kids to the sick my lovely

My Dear Jimmy,

I'm so sad today for some reason. I've been crying and crying. I don't know what's wrong with me. Everything is grey and I feel so depressed. You ever just need to cry? I feel like my life is exploding. Unraveling and spinning out of control. I took a shower this morning and just sat on the floor bawling my eyes out until the water got cold. Barbie came over and found me. She helped me get dry and dressed. I think she's really worried about me. I didn't mean for her to see me like that. She made me even sadder because she was telling me that you don't love me that you only want me for my money. I told her it's not true. It's not, is it Jimmy? Oh god, I'm so confused. I feel like if I killed myself no one would miss me. That's a lonely way to feel, you know?

Baby once I get myself over whatever this is I will go send you the money. I have to try and find a western place to go. God I feel so terrible. I wish you were here to hold me. I need someone to love me right now.

Love,
BJ

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 3:20 am

I cannot wait for Barbie's next email Evil Lol

<--- see, I already know it's going to be a knee slapper! Evil Lol

Not quite a Newb Joined: 25 Oct 2013 Posts: 22

Ugh, such a sloppy lad. The paragraph for the money seems so rushed, I can imagine him writing it and shaking in nervousness for the scam to go through. Though I adore how he picks up "Your Pissed Off" after the first slap.
Barbie is quickly becoming my favorite character, and I wonder if BJ's degrading mental state will ever come to concern the lad.

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 4:34 am

^^^ Shaking's how we like 'em!! And I doubt he even notices anything from BJ except when she says 'money'.

Oh, and welcome! Very Happy

Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 6:46 am

Three days since this and no photo.

Jimmy/Barbie

Quote:

Okay no problem Barbie if that is the only way you want it i promise to do that so from there you can know how much i really care about my lovely BJ and i know that is what will make you to forgive me i just want you to have a nice time Barbie and i will look for a better way to do that very fast

Jimmy

Fucktard,

Well it looks like you were full of shitballs but I knew you were anyway. I've given you 3 days and you haven't done a damn thing. Oh wait, except for do some more damage to BJ. Do you know I went to her house because she called me screaming and I couldn't understand her. She must have dropped the phone because she wasn't answering me or anything. I seriously thought she had killed herself! . Anyway, I got there and she was laying on the god damn floor of the shower, shaking like a leaf and almost suffering from hypothermia!!!! What in the hell have you done now you son of a dog pack fucking bitch?!?!? She kept going on and on about leaving to send you some fucking money! What do you need money from her for anyway? No legit dude would be asking a woman for money. Wait, let me rephrase... no MAN would be asking a woman for money. Only small girly boys do that.

Just in case you actually have some nuts, I will give you until Friday to get me that picture. You think I'm joking?You want anything at all from my girl then you know what to do. At this point I don't even think it matters. It's just a matter of principals for me. And of course it will make BJ happy and right now I'll take any god damn thing to make her happy. Even if it comes from a weasely turd nugget like you.

Better get me a pic if you know what's good for you!

Barbie

PS. You haven't seen BJ's glorious nekkid body yet, have you? I got to see it in the shower and it was all I could do not to take a bite out of that ass. If she'd been in a better frame of mind I would have. Guess who she's going to run to for some love and comfort when you break her heart??

Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 5:49 pm

Jimmy/BJ

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Hello my love wife BJ oo i am very sorry for what happen to you i wish i was there to pick you up and take for a better care but just wait and let me be there i promise not to work anymore my lovely wife i promise you this with GOD and man just try and believe me and i just don't want you to mind Barbie for what she said i want you to remember you always told me in your mail that Barbie always jealous of me and you know how much i care a lot about you my love i just want you not to cry anymore my love please with this that you told me i am really crying here...

and i don't want you for money i want you for me to marry you till the end of my life and with all for you to beer my own children for me and if you really love me you don't have to listen to anything that Barbie tell you about me coz all i know she was jealous of me i know that my love i love you and i will keep doing that till death take us apart my love i promise you with GOD and man and little Jimmy was here crying and Mary there are here with me reading the Email about you crying i love you and care a lot about you

just please try and send the $1100 by western union my love so that i can move out of here and get to meet you so that we can be in happy family again and not to make you think anymore my love hug and kiss for you my love

i care a lot my love and till death take us believe this my lovely BJ

Jimmy and little Jimmy cares
Jimmy

This next email had about 100 emoji's in it. Too bad I can't replicate it here. Kind of funny. Like reading one of those childrens books where certain words are replaced with pics.

Quote:

Hello my lovely wife good morning how was your body doing hope you are now getting better well i and my kids are really Crying or Very sad

about you my love we are just here crying Sad

thinking how will you be at home coz all my heart is with you over there and Mary and little Jimmy are really really worried a lot about you they where just asking all about you since i told them that you fell dawn in the bathroom so there was just with you and i am using this time giving you a promise my lovely BJ that with GOD and man that i will never in my life hurt your feelings or make you feel all alone i will never let you feel bad anymore, my love.. you are my soul Sad

and i want you to know that little Jimmy and Mary are just dreaming about you and also there are on the sick bed puke

right now ,thinking about you i mean they are getting puke

and i wish you are with your phone so that i can call you i have been trying your phone all day to hear your voice so that they can talked with you on the phone coz i am getting scared right here just think about you and most my kids are thinking how will you be doing now and i can just wait to come back to you my lovely wife to meet you so that we can stay with you till the end of our life most little Jimmy and Mary cant wait for you to be the nest mother to them my love we are really Crying or Very sad

worried about you my love

and don't listen to whatever Barbie tells you about our love and i want you to know that i am the one you love not Barbie and remember you promise to love me in the good and bad time my love so i think this is the bad time so you have to love me with all your heart and i don't want you to get scared my love i love you and care a lot about you my love i mean i cant wait to fuck you from the both side of your body my lovely wife hug and kiss for you dear lovely BJ : lovestruck :-* kiss*O Smile

angel :lovestruck O Smile

angel:-* kiss

Jimmy little Jimmy and Mary we all care and love you

cares most Jimmy

My Jimmy,

I'm sorry to worry you baby. I'm so sad still. I don't know who to believe anymore. Barbie said you were going to send me a picture to prove your love to me? What's that about? I don't understand but I really look forward to seeing this picture.

Babe I have been crying for 2 days now. I am stuck in a very dark cloud and I don't know what's wrong. I'm glad tomorrow is Friday because I think I'm going tot get high. Maybe that will make me feel better. I feel so horrible. It's like I've been buried alive and the earth is pushing down on my chest and I can't breathe. Does that make sense? IDK... I feel like dying.

I'm a little confused... you're calling your son 'Little Jimmy'. I didn't realize you called him that or I never would have named your dick little jimmy. Now I feels gross and perverted. Like I was talking about your kids doing sex stuff to my Big Bertha. We need to rename your cock.

Well I'm going to go back to bed, hug my pillow and cry my eyes out some more. Hope you're ok and that the kids are feeling ok soon.

Love,
BJ

Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 8:17 pm

Jimmy/BJ

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Hello my lovely wife how are you doing i hope you are doing good well i am very happy to hear from you but i still want you to know how much i really care a lot about you my love well i am ready to show you the pics you are willing to see my love i care for you all my life and without you in my life i am a dead living soul and i have to let you know you are all i care about, and i have been thinking on how to feel the pussy my love

so i think i am not in good mood now my love if you really care about me you dont need to let Barbie to know what is really going on about this remember i am the one you love not Barbie but i am waiting till that day that Barbie will be nice to me coz i have been trying to be nice and caring to her but she dont really want me well i am not upset with that i know i still care about a woman i love and is you i do this from my soul and from the bottom of my heart here is this pics to make you know i care and love you also i have told my workers a lot about you and they are willing to see you and know you hug and kiss for you my love ......

I love you my dearest wife

Jimmy

And here are the much anticipated photochopped pics which he sent to Barbie as well. Uh oh... I anticipate Barbie will not be happy.

BJ's just a little upset now and will respond later.

Meanwhile, Jimmy replies to Barbie and sends her the pics...

Quote:

Hello Barbie how are you doing well i just want you to know that BJ is my life and all i think of and i believe without her in my life i am just a dead living soul good you just gave me that three days to do what you ask me to do so that you can really no how mush i care a lot about her as you can know i was trying to just make you happy with me but i know that when you see the pics i know you will be happy about that so just have a sweet dreams i still about my lovely wife BJ she is my soul

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Hey Barbie how are you doing and how was your dream Question

,with this i can now prove to you that i care a lot about my wife and my lovely BJ so this is what have been making you not to like me and now i know you will be happy with me like a promise you give to me ......

Oh that's just great! NOT... have you sent these to her? She's going to be hysterical that you have told all of these men that she's a junkie!! WTF is wrong with you???? I told you to make a pic of YOURSELF holding a sign that say's "I GIVE MY BEST BJ". How hard is it to follow directions?

Now I've got to go to BJ's to do damage control because if you sent her these she's going to be very upset. I will let her cry on my shoulder... and in turn, my boobs.

Barbie

Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 8:24 pm

Those photos are a Fricking Scream! I'm sure he'll have to try a bit harder once BJ is through with him.

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