Vulya and her pussy cat

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Posted: Sat Aug 10, 2013 12:56 am

Um...er...well...okay that is Funny.

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I will treat you well my bald one.

I'm going to use that on some of my 'Friends'. I'm sure it will go over well....

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

As long as mr winkey doesn't make an appearance, you shouldn't worry too much.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFL1UXuHJ-A

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

I cannot believe writing to the cat worked.

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Dear I is glad to receive from you the letter. I wish tell that I
cannot to sleep at night all I think about our meetings. Dear I today
talked to the colleague on work at her there is a bank account. I
shall send you it. When you can make transfer of money??? Dear at us
not so it is a lot of time. I very much wait for our meeting. With
love yours Yulya

Transfer of means in currency: US dollar
SWIFT: ALFARUMM
IBAN: abunchofnumbers1734
Name of Bank: Alfa-Bank
holder name: Zerova Kseniya

Sweet Vulya,

I wish you could have given me that information yesterday as I could have sent the money
right away. The bank doesn't open until Monday morning.
I'll send it then.
I want you to make sure you can bring Pushok
And if you could possibly bring Masha, I can send money for her too.
Do you think she would write me letter?

Love,
Eyam

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

I hate Vlads and can't wait for this to be over. I see it nearing completion and I got another Vlad waiting in the wings. UGH. Lads in Lagos are much funnier...

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Hello my dear Eyam!!!

Thank you very much for your letter, I was very glad to receive it.
You know that each letter that you send me brings me much joy Smile

I
wish tell that Masha cannot to go with me. In fact for this purpose
the visa is necessary. I shall leave Pushok here at Masha.

I like to dream about you because it brings me much joy. I am so happy
that you are in my life now. You mean so much to me, Eyam. Your love,
care and attention are vitally important to me. The thoughts about you
warm my heart and soul. I don’t know what I would do if I didn’t meet
you, you brought me a new life. Sweetheart, I really need you! You are
so important to me.

I am finishing my letter now and I will be looking forward to your
fast reply!!! Dear I shall wait from you the information concerning
remittance.

I miss you, my dear Eyam!!!

Idiot had an opportunity to ask for more money since all Eyam wants is Masha and the pussy.

Dear Vulya

Sounds great.

Eyam

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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Dear I is glad to receive from you the letter. I hope that today you
can make remittance. I shall wait from you the letter. I very much
experience. With love yours Yulya

Does anyone else have a vlad that signs off this way? I'm ignoring it until tomorrow.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Hello my sweet Vulya!
I hope you have had a nice night. I went to the bank yesterday but I forgot how much you need.
I can go again this morning my love, but could you do me a favor?
Tell me how much money you need.

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To Dear me that it is not necessary from you. I am tired from only.
You only play with me.

^Sounds like there was a problem with the bank transfer Laughing

What is wrong with you?
Why are you acting like this?
Is it your time of the month?
You know there's medicine you can take so you aren't bitchy.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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I that any more do not want from you. You only promise but that do not
do. I do not want will live with the man which to feed me with
promises.

He can't even get properly pissed.

What on earth is wrong with you?
Did you change your mind?
Does Masha know about this?
You just don't want to meet me, do you?
Was this some kind of sick game you are playing on me?
You are very mean.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

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As I can be not angry. You understand how much all seriously. I have
spent more than 1000 Usd to arrive to you. I have made much, I went in
Moscow. What have you made?????????? You only promised to help me. You
only promised but that did not do. I do not want such the man.

Vulya,
You want to know how much I have made?
I'm sitting here on a savings of 750,000.00 USD
I simply asked you how much I should send
but you have really gotten very mean lately
I'm not sure I want you here since you write like
a hohol.

Act like a lady, stop being such a damn bitch or I will
find someone else.

Love
Eyam
PS Please tell me who is taking care of Pushok
PPS God is good to the man who is missing you.

Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2013 4:40 pm

^^^
Now that's a slap!

Re: Pushok-PETA will get her.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

I almost asked him to send Pushok

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Dear I it is glad will receive from you the letter. I wish to ask you,
what you have made for our meeting??? You only condemn me. That I
became malicious. Dear I has much enclosed in our meeting, you
understand it??? And you so it is simple to all concern, certainly I
shall be malicious. I do not know that you achieve it. You tell to me
want our meeting??? You will help me??? I shall wait from you for the
letter. Yours Yulya

I want to help 'her' take a long swim in a cold ocean

Vulya,

Why don't we wait until you simmer down and get your temper under control.
I know you don't like vodka, but you never tried it. Perhaps a shot or two will help
you with your inner ugliness.

We'll discuss this on Monday.

Eyam

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

That is beautiful! Laughing