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Baiting Guru Joined: 21 Nov 2010 Posts: 2197

Have some of that sqeeky cheese poutine for me will ya. I need something good like that after I just wiped out 18 gig of info installing this here linux. I guess the lads will get a break while I try and get it sorted. teach me to play with stuff.

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 9:12 pm

^18 Gig? Crap I don't think I ever had that much data before let alone lost it! Best of luck!

I'm going for poutine tomorrow. There's a place in town that makes the best in the world or so they say. They use only locally produced curd, hand cut fries and their special gravy. Several Poutineries (if it isn't word it should be) have popped up lately but they offer many variations on the Classic. I did try the triple pork or as I call it the triple bypass a while back and it was stellar! Just imagine the above ingredients with Bacon, Sausage and Pulled Pork added in...Frig now I'm hungry.

Enough about the great gig and Poutine for now. Raven is lurking on chat but not really engaging me in a good round of 'Send me the money Asswipe' as of yet. Tis a lonely day:

Quote:

Hello Honey
I miss you so much and hope we can chat soon.
Please I need you to help me with the 3,000$ to pay the loan and I will pay back as soon as I can.Hoping to hear from you
With Love

The above reminds me of Ewan McTeagle for some reason:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hp4mENrAnq4

Baiting Guru Joined: 21 Nov 2010 Posts: 2197

I used to look forward to getting some poutine every time we went up to Quebec. I like the reg uncluttered stuff up there when it's fresh. When I have it down here I put everything on it like a meat lovers pizza with extra cheese and gravy.

ETA:
There was a time not long ago (yesterday) that I could just click on your link and watch it. Not no moe tho. this is missing, that is missing on and on. Crap.

Fortunately I moved 20+ gig over to my slave drive before I started this. Most of it is part of my pdf music sheet collection and some photos.
C-Ya

Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2013 11:04 pm

^Yeah I've lost thousands of photos since I stepped into the age of the Digital Camera. The old shoebox full of pics from the 60s is still there though....

Sadly I had work to do today so Raven only got a wee brush off until I could devote my full (Half-Assed surely) attention:

Quote:

Raven: Hi love.

Raven: Are you there?

BUZZ!!!

TruckerMals:Hey there Baby I was just about to get on the road.

Raven: Hope you are fine?

Raven: Love

Raven: You didn't say anything when I told you I needed 3000$

Raven: To payback my loan.

TruckerMals:I been trying to get you but you weren't responded none at all.

Raven: I have problem with yahoo.

Raven: Are you going to help me with the funds?

TruckerMals:Aww that makes sense I suppose. I sure am Darling but I needs to get back the Good old USA first cause I'm still up here with them Frenchys.

Raven: Ok so when do we discuss about this?

TruckerMals:Hows about tonight Baby Gal? I should be dropping off my Trailer bout Supper time.

Raven: Ok then we chat tonight ok.

Raven: Love you.

TruckerMals:Love you too Little Lady. You have a nice afternoon.

Raven: Bye for now love.

Round about (aboot really) Supper Time we gets down to Bizness:

Quote:

Raven:Honey
TruckerMals:There you is! Did you have a good day at work Baby Lover?
Raven:Yes love.
TruckerMals:Thats good to hear. Have you had your Supper Darling?
Raven:Yes honey I did.
TruckerMals:You Gonna tell me what you ate? I'm sure hungry enough to eat a Big old horse and need some ideas that don't include no Big old horse.
Raven:Just salad and macaroni.
TruckerMals:That sure don't sound like enough Baby Gal. We need to put some meat on them bones yes we do!
Raven:Yes I know honey.
TruckerMals:When I gets you over here with me I'll make sure you gets some good home cooking cause theres nothing like Piles of Mashed Potatoes and Gravy and the like to satisfy them needs.
Raven:Honey I told you I needed 3,000$ to repay the loan.
Raven:I need to know if you will assist me.
TruckerMals:I knows you did Little Lady and I said I'd helps you I did and thats a for sure!
Raven:Thanks honey.
Raven:But when will you do this?
TruckerMals:I gotta get back into the States and then I can make sure you gets what you be deserving.
Raven:Where are you now honey?
TruckerMals:I just gots back into Montreal cause they sent me up to Quebec City with a load of Hogs.
Raven:Ok
TruckerMals:So what you wearing there Little Lady?
Raven:Pant and bra.
Raven:Am ready for bed.
TruckerMals:Sure wish you was here with me cause I like the sounds of that I sure enough do Baby Lover.
Raven:Have you had lunch honey?
TruckerMals:I sure did buts its getting on supper time now Little Lady.
Raven:Ok honey.
Raven:I don't feel too happy!!
TruckerMals:Why Darling?
Raven:Because I need to pay back the loan or a court letter would be sent to me soon
TruckerMals:I knows that Baby Doll. We gonna done get this all sorted out don't you worry your pretty little head now.
Raven:I know you are going to tell me your banker says you shouldn't send western union.
Raven:Is your banker going to help you make love to me and take care of our kids?
TruckerMals:Wow Baby Gal I didn't know you was all that Kinky like. Not sure whats to say to that cause I ain't done nothing like that cept with some of them Lot Lizzards but that don't count does it?

Baiting Guru Joined: 21 Nov 2010 Posts: 2197

She got a one track mind and it's not on the same track as yours, if you get my Charley Rodger. Charley Very Happy

Posted: Sun Jul 21, 2013 5:42 pm

^Dang my Secret is out? Oh well yup that's right people its all about the donuts!

Quote:

Raven: Honey
TruckerMals:Hey Baby Doll.
Raven: Where did you go last night
Raven: Are you in the USA now
TruckerMals:I was having connection problems here but you quit responding too Little Lady.
Raven: Honey I am so unhappy
TruckerMals:Why Baby. Your here talking my ears off and it makes me feel real good like yes it does.
Raven: You know I love you
Raven: But I am very sad
TruckerMals:Sure do but why is you so sad all the time?
Raven: Honey!!
BUZZ!!!
TruckerMals:I'm here Little Lady.
Raven: Why are you not talking to me?
TruckerMals:Sorry Baby Love I was just dreaming bout us.
Raven: Honey when can you send the 3000$ Usd?
I am so worried about paying back the loan
TruckerMals:Honey don't you worry pretty little head bout that none now. I'll be back Statesside in a few days and we can sort it all out then.
Raven: Where are you now
TruckerMals:I'm in Montreal
Raven: I thought yopu where going back to the states
Raven: You
TruckerMals:I will be in a couple days but there is money to be made here of them Frenchys.
Raven: Will you send me the money via moneygram when you come to the states ?
TruckerMals:I'll see what I can do then Darling.
TruckerMals:You there Baby?
Raven: Ok honey.
Raven: Yes am here love.
TruckerMals:You busy at the shop today?
Raven: Yes love.
How is work in Canada
TruckerMals:They is kinda strange people with funny money but sure are nice folks too.
Raven: What funny money honey
Raven: I know they use Canadian dollar over there.
TruckerMals:Yeah they do at that. It looks like it made out of plastic and it all kinds of colors too.
Raven: Lol that's very funny honey.
Raven: Have you had breakfast?
TruckerMals:They got lots of Donut shops too.
Raven: Do you love donuts?
TruckerMals:They is sure tasty thats for sure.
TruckerMals:Whats your favourite Donut Little Lady?
Raven: I am not really a fan of Donuts.
Raven: I just love fruits.
TruckerMals:They gots donuts with lots of fruit in them.
Raven: I would love to have a taste.
TruckerMals:Little Lady I should be getting this rig in gear cause I gots lots of miles to put on in the next couple days.
Raven: Ok my love.
Raven: So when do we get to chat again?
TruckerMals:It might not be till Sunday cause its kinda remote up here. They gots lots and lots of nice country though.
Raven: So you won't chat with me till sunday ?
TruckerMals:Can't be so sure but I'll try to when I can. Wants to get this over with so I can be in the US of A and help you.
Raven: Ok my love I will be very happy if we can find more time to chat
TruckerMals:Time for me to back on out of here. Love you Baby Doll!

Posted: Sun Jul 21, 2013 11:17 pm

The Dreaded Double Post but since the Gang from the Mystery Machine are involved can I be forgiven? I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those Meddling Kids!

Quote:

TruckerMals:Hey there Baby Doll. I am back my lover.
TruckerMals:Aww I wish you was here Little Lady.
Raven: Hi love
TruckerMals:Hi Baby Gal. Give me a half hour? (I had stuff to do but ‘she’ waited!)Raven: Ok honey.
TruckerMals:I'm here Darling.
Raven: Hi love.
TruckerMals:Hey there Baby.
Raven: Yes honey.
Raven: Am here.
TruckerMals:You have a good day off?
Raven: Yes I did.
Raven: Are you back to the USA ?
TruckerMals:What did you do? Raven: I just stayed home and relaxed
TruckerMals:What are you wearing?
Raven: Bra and panties
TruckerMals:What color?
Raven: Are you back to the USA ?
Raven: White
Raven: Are you back to the USA ?
BUZZ!!!
TruckerMals:No Little Lady I'm back in Montreal but wants to get state side soon.
Raven: When will you be in the USA?
TruckerMals:Thinking by Tuesday if they gives me a break round here Baby Gal. These Frenchys is all bout work and now play they is.
Raven: So are you not going to help me with the 3000Usd I told you about?
TruckerMals:Sure I am Baby Darling. Why would you say that?
Raven: So when will you help me honey?
TruckerMals:Well I should be going towards home by Tuesday or Wednesday at the latest Lover Gal so you know I can be helping then if your catching my Charlie Forty okay?
Raven: Ok honey
TruckerMals:So when you plan on coming here so we can be married proper like?
Raven: As soon as you are ready to be settled
TruckerMals:I wants to settle into your Lovong arms real soon like I do there Baby Gal.
Raven: I understand but you have to prove to be a caring a changed man and don't allow friends advise you on whatever I tell you
TruckerMals:I ain't getting you there Baby Doll?
Raven: Like your banker telling you what to do.
Raven: And that affected our relationship!!
TruckerMals:He was gonna be my Best Man at the Wedding Lover Gal.
TruckerMals:He is a fine Feller is there never was one before I tell you.
Raven: If he's gonna be your best man, I won't marry you!!
TruckerMals:Why Little Lady? That ain't making no sense no how!
TruckerMals:You there?
BUZZ!!!
Raven: Yes am here
TruckerMals:Just want to respect my Bride's wishes is all.
Raven: Ok honey
TruckerMals:You gots a better pick for my best man Darling Lover cause I'm kinda confused here?
Raven: Then you have to wait till I get to the states and I meet your pals
TruckerMals:Well that don't seem right at all no it don't cause you be picking who I can bowl with and hang out too huh?
Raven: Ok your banker would be your best man.
Raven: But he won't interfere in our issues!!
TruckerMals:He don't never interferes no how Baby.
Raven: Ok honey.
TruckerMals:Aww Thats Great news Baby Gal. You gonna like him a lot thats a for sure!
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Raven: But I must tell you he shouldn't know anything about us or interfere
TruckerMals:Why would he interfere? I just ain't getting you here no I ain't at all?
TruckerMals:I used to know these Fellers who meddled in my affairs but I is done with them I tell you.

Raven: Yes he did when he told you never to send me money via moneygram and western union.
Raven: And when you told him to transfer funds to me he didn’t.
TruckerMals:Naw Baby I was talking bout these others like Fred and this Feller we called Shaggy.TruckerMals:I tried sending you money I did but there was some sort of problem.
Raven: Your banker didn't send it.
Raven: He lied!!
TruckerMals:He ain't no liar Baby Gal.
Raven: He lied!!
TruckerMals:Why you keeps saying that?
Raven: Because you always things he's right and am wrong
TruckerMals:Aww Baby Gal that ain't true no how!
Raven: Honey I have to go to bed now
Raven: It's bed time
TruckerMals:Sure wish I was there with you.
Raven: Me too honey.
TruckerMals:Talk in the morning Baby Lover?
Raven: Ok honey.
Raven: Love you.
TruckerMals:Love you more than Fresh Baked Apple Pie I do!
Raven: Bye honey.
TruckerMals:Catch you on the Flip Flop!
Raven: Bye lover boy.

Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 1:56 pm

I haven't had much luck attracting the Ravens as of late. Afternoon Shift and Night Shift Raven has been elusive to say the last. Luckily Day shift Raven is still hanging on:

Quote:

TruckerMals:You there Darling?
Raven: Yes am here
Raven: It's been days and you never want to chat with me
TruckerMals:I sure did miss you Little Lady.
Raven: Where have you been
TruckerMals:I've been here in the States but you ain't been responding none at all.
Raven: I've been here
TruckerMals:You must be awful busy I'm guessing.
Raven: You made a promise to me and you are avoiding me
TruckerMals:I sure ain't doing that Baby Doll.
Raven: Where are you now?
Raven: Honey are you ok?
Raven: I missed you so much.
TruckerMals:I'm here in Chi-Town. The rig had a breakdown so I'm waiting for parts.
Raven: Where is that?
Raven: When are you sending me the $3,000 USD to clear my goods?
TruckerMals:Sorry Little Lady. I guess I talks a bit funny. Chicago is where I'm at.
Raven: I don't know much about the states.
Raven: Don't laugh at me honey.
Raven: When are you sending me the $3,000 USD to clear my goods?
TruckerMals:I ain't laughing at you none at all.
TruckerMals:When I gets back to Yonkers I'll send you money straight off.
Raven: When will that be?
Raven: Last time you told me on tuesday
TruckerMals:Should be real soon once I get back on the road Baby Lover.
Raven: And today is Friday..
Raven: If you don't want to send it just let me know please.
TruckerMals:I thought I'd be home for the Weekend but this breakdown has me a bit delayed is all.
TruckerMals:I sure do wants to send it Darling!
Raven: So when will you be home ?
TruckerMals:I'm hoping for Monday morning.
Raven: Ok honey.
TruckerMals:So you busy at the shop today?
Raven: Yes but we can still chat.
TruckerMals:That sounds real nice yes it does cause I been missing you something fierce like.
Raven: I've missed you too honey.
TruckerMals:What you wearing today Baby Doll?
Raven: A pink gown.
TruckerMals:That sure does sound pretty.
Raven: What about you?
TruckerMals:What you gots on underneath?
TruckerMals:Oh I'm wearing my good khakis and a T-shirt I gots from Sturgis.
Raven: Lol
Raven: White panties.
TruckerMals:Honey I gonna go get me some Breakfast. Can I check back in a little while?
Raven: Ok love.
Raven: I'd wait here to chat with you more.
TruckerMals:Talk at you real soon Baby Gal.
Raven: Bye for now my love
TruckerMals:I'm back Lover Gal.
Raven: Where did you go
TruckerMals:Had me some Breakfast I did.
Raven: Yes what did you have for breakfast
TruckerMals:Had a whole mess of pancakes and sausages. Sure was tasty.
Raven: Did you enjoy it?
TruckerMals:Yes Ma'am. It sure did fill a corner!
Raven: Smile..
Raven: Am glad you had a nice breakfast
TruckerMals:What did you have to eat Darling?
Raven: I only had fruits that's all I had.
TruckerMals:Aww that ain't enough Little Lady. You needs to put some meat on them bones.
Raven: I just watch my diet that's all.
Raven: Don't want to get too fat.
TruckerMals:Yeah I know Baby but you don't needs to. I'll watch that figure for you.
Raven: Are you kidding me?
TruckerMals:No I ain't Baby Love.
Raven: Ok honey.
Raven: Honey when are you going to fix the rig?
TruckerMals:I'm waiting on some parts. Sure hopes they come in soon.
Raven: Honey I have to go back to work now.
Raven: When can we chat again ?
TruckerMals:Okay Darling. I'll check on you later. Sure do love you Piles yes I do!

Baiting Guru Joined: 21 Nov 2010 Posts: 2197

Why is it every time I read one of your post I get hongry?
Also don't forget to stop by Yonkers raceway and drop a bundle on the ponies. That ought to make Raven happy. Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Everytime I read this I think of "M O O N that spells Tom Cullen".

Posted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 12:41 am

^Had to Google that. No fair!!!

Anyhow after a couple days away I figured I'd check in and well someone was waiting for me:

Quote:

Raven: Where have you been for almost a week???
Raven: You abandoned me right?
TruckerMals:I was waiting for some parts and then my dang phone quit but I sure did miss you.
Raven: I am very unhappy with you
Raven: Is this what you call love ?
TruckerMals:I'm so sorry Darling. Please forgive me?
Raven: I don't think you want me anymore.
Raven: Are you back home?
TruckerMals:That ain't so at all Baby Doll. I love you more than Fried Peanut Butter and Bananas I do.
TruckerMals:I oughts to be home by Tuesday night.
Raven: You promised to help me with the 3000$ to clear my goods and you decided not to write me anymore!!
Raven: You broke your promise!!
TruckerMals:No Little Lady I had some problems was all. I just gots me this new fangled phone thing now cause the other was sposed to be fixed but never was no how. Raven: You where supposed to be home last week wednesday and you spent almost two weeks away
Raven: I don't trust you anymore!!
Raven: You didn't communicate because you where with some slut ladies right ?TruckerMals:Baby Gal I'm here now so whats the use of getting all hot and buttered bout it? Darling I ain't one for them sluts like I used to be no I ain't!
Raven: Where exactly are you now?
TruckerMals:Just outside of Boston right now I am.
Raven: So are you ok
Raven: Hope you are fine
Raven: I have been so worried about you
TruckerMals:Yes Ma'am I'm doing much better now that I can talks with you thats a for sure.
You sure ain't talking too much lover Gal.
Raven: I am not happy
Raven: That's why
TruckerMals:You gots to tell me whats the problem is all and we cans make it all better like we can okay?
Raven: It's my goods
TruckerMals:You was saying that you owed money to some African woman but I figured that wasn't no big deal cause you gots a big operation don't you?
Raven: Yes but I need to pay on time and I have been waiting.
TruckerMals:I sure do know that Baby Doll but I has been having troubles here too.
Raven: Am sorry honey.
Raven: But you don't always keep your promise to me.
TruckerMals:I am trying to helps you Little Lady its just I was not having anything goodly happening is all. Its all better now though so we can gets married real soon like!
Raven: That sounds good honey.
Raven: When would you help me with the funds as promised ?
TruckerMals:Aww Baby Doll I oughts to be home tomorrow night I'm hoping.
Raven: Ok honey.
TruckerMals:We ain't made no wedding arrangements yet and we gots to get that dialed in we do.
Raven: We will make arrangement when we are together.
TruckerMals:I just figured we'd get the food and guests and stuff sorted out is all.
Raven: Please honey with until I come over there.
TruckerMals:But don't you wants to plan a menu? I figured I could all that sorted out quick like so it wasn't bothering you none.
BUZZ!!!
Raven: Are you there?
TruckerMals:There you is. I was trying to plan our Wedding feastivities is all.
Raven: Honey I need to be with the wedding planner and have my lawyer prepare document for our wedding.
Raven: I also have to present this document to show I am married.
TruckerMals:What in the Blue Hell is a wedding planner? I figured me and you could sort all this out real quick like to.
Raven: If we are to do this then you should wait until I come over to the USA
TruckerMals:Aww I understands Baby Gal. Guess its your special moment but I figured that I could get these Fellers from Davis Square to fix us up a mean mess of Ribs and Dirty Rice and some Corn Bread too. They does a fine job they do! Baby Gal I needs to get me some supper I do. Sure am Hungry! They gots Hot Hamburg Sandwiches they does!!!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Ah, sorry 'bout that. Next time I'll drop the link.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIXqXqcdcO8&noredirect=1
And welcome back, eh.

Baiting Guru Joined: 21 Nov 2010 Posts: 2197

Quote:

Ribs and Dirty Rice and some Corn Bread too.

Thats it!! Thats the last time I read your post here without eating first. My stomach is grumbling and gurgling now, Damn it.

Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 11:28 pm

@Ginger Lee - Thank you for the Welcome Back eh! I really feel like I should still be 'Back of Seven' but starting to get over it....

@mimicat - Strap on the Feedbag! Get yer Butt over to Redbones you won't be sorry.

Quote:

Raven: Hi

TruckerMals:Hey there Little Lady.

Raven: Are you home

TruckerMals:No i'm in Springfield but oughta get home by tomorrow.

TruckerMals:You at home now?

Raven: But you told me tuesday night!!

TruckerMals:Yeah I got a small run to do is all.

Raven: Hope you are doing well?

Raven: Are you ok?

TruckerMals:I'm not bad really but how is you doing?

Raven: Am ok.

Raven: Jjust need to talk to you.

TruckerMals:Have you had your supper Baby Doll?

Raven: Yes honey.

TruckerMals:What you have tonight? Hope it was more than just some fruits and nuts and the like.

Raven: Yes I had rice and fried chicken.

TruckerMals:That sounds real nice yes it does.

Raven: When are you going to send me the 3000$ you promised over 3 weeks now?

Raven: I am not happy about that!!

TruckerMals:Sorry there Baby Gal but I just ain't been home is all.

Raven: Can't you send it to me through your online banking account ?

TruckerMals:Ain't never done that Darling but I should be back home real soon like.

Raven: Why do you always promise me and never do it??

TruckerMals:Baby Doll i am just so busy but promise to make it all good like soon I do.

Raven: Ok honey?

Raven: What's the time over there?

TruckerMals:Just around 7:30.

TruckerMals:Sure am getting hungry I is.

Raven: So when do you hope to be home ?

TruckerMals:Did i evers tell you bout Meers?

Raven: What's meers??

Raven: ???

TruckerMals:Aww its this little town in the Wichitas that makes a mean Burger they sure do.

TruckerMals:I tell you Little Lady you'd sure like it a whole bunch too.

Raven: So did you get a mean Burger?

Raven: Are you sure about this?

TruckerMals:Yeah I sure am!

TruckerMals:Them things is so big they cuts it into four for you so its easier to manage I spose.

TruckerMals:They also sell these fried up Jalapenos that they calls Texas Toothpicks they does but they sure are fine.

Raven: That's nice.

Raven: So you should be home tomorrow morning right ?

TruckerMals:Yeah or maybe a bit later but I'm real close now I tell you Little Darling.

Raven: Ok honey.

TruckerMals:I should be getting my supper.

Raven: Ok my love.

Raven: I just want you to spend more time chatting with me ok??

TruckerMals:Can we chats in the morning? I gots to eat and then gets me some shut eye is all.

Raven: Ok honey.

Raven: So I will chat with you in the morning ok.

TruckerMals:Love you Baby Doll.

Mals sure was hungry last night and had to cut the chats down quick like but he promised to carry on in the Morning. Sadly it was getting closer to Lunch but what the Heck:

Quote:

Raven: Hi honey.

TruckerMals:Hey there Little Lady.

Raven: Honey.

Raven: Where are you now?

TruckerMals:I'm in Albany so I'm getting close to home Baby Doll.

TruckerMals:Hey there Darling you give me a couple minutes? My orders up and I'm getting real peckish like.

Raven: Ok honey.

TruckerMals:I'm back Little Lady.

Raven: Where did you go honey?

TruckerMals:Just went and got me my lunch.

Raven: Ok honey.

TruckerMals:I had a real hankering for a Chili Cheese Coney Dog.

Raven: That's nice.

TruckerMals:Sure does taste good. I'm washibng it all down with a Cherry Limeade. You had your dinner yet?

Raven: Not yet time for dinner.

TruckerMals:Aww I gets confused cause of that time difference I spose.

Raven: Yes so when are you driving home?

TruckerMals:I'll be heading out in bout an hour or so Darling.

Raven: I have waited for you almost 2 weeks now and you have not sent me the 3000$ like you promised!!

Raven: I am so unhappy about this!!

TruckerMals:Yeah but I ain't been home Honey.

Raven: I am so unhappy!!

TruckerMals:I'm sorry Baby but we'll gets all this sorted out real soon like. You sure ain't saying too much.

Raven: Honey am not very happy!!

TruckerMals:Little Lady maybe I should get rolling and check up on you tonight. I knows you ain't happy but we can get all this sorted right soon too.

Raven: I love you honey.

Raven: You mean so much to me.

TruckerMals:Aww I love you more Baby Doll!!!

Dang it all its just about Supper time. Best check in with my Little Baby Gal....

Baiting Guru Joined: 21 Nov 2010 Posts: 2197

Coney Dogs, = Yuck. My friend was raving about those all the time. I finally had one and it was terrible. puke

At least I'm not hungry now. Laughing

Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 12:55 am

^I'm with ya! I was just thinking about the time I was at the Sonic in OKC and we were dodging hail. It was the place to go as it was covered and his truck wouldn't get all beaten up. My Brother in Law raved about the Dogs, the Tots, and the Cherry Limeade.

Twas a long, uncomfortable flight home the next day....

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21155

I hate the Sonic food! The coneys most of all. Good to see you back and with your lover again OP.

Drown any worms in your absence?

Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 1:16 am

^I did in fact but the fish were few and far between. Okay my ambition was lacking but I did get a few nice Walleye and a much nicer Smallmouth Bass (three pounds) in between cocktails.

Another day or two and I will really be back but for now I'm still feeling the effects of doing absolutely nothing for a week and a bit.

Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 9:14 pm

I think I am down to two Ravens at the moment as they haven't been spending nearly as much quality time with Mals lately. Mind you someone smells cash...If you can smell what Oscar's cooking:

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TruckerMals:You there Little Lady?
Raven: honey.
BUZZ!!!
Raven: are you home now?
TruckerMals:I sure am Lover gal. Gots in just an hour ago I did.
Raven: wow.
Raven: have you had lunch??
Raven: what the time over there?
TruckerMals:Its round 4:30 here so I hads my lunch hours ago. A fine one at that cause I went and got some homemade Baked Beans. Raven: thats nice
Raven: i hope you enjoyed it
Raven: so are you going to send me the funds today?
BUZZ!!!
Raven: why are you not talking to me honey?
TruckerMals:Sorry there Darling I'm having some sort of Internets problems.
Raven: ok.
Raven: is it okay now?
TruckerMals:It keeps kicking me off for some reason but its working right now I spose. Raven: did you read what i wrote ?
Raven: so are you going to send me the funds today?
TruckerMals:Just trying to catch up now Little Lady. Was thinking bout them Beans I bought up in Watertown too. You like them things Baby Doll?
Raven: yes honey I do.
TruckerMals:Well Honey Gal I'll make sure we visits Jeans Beans cause you is gonna love it!
Raven: yes I would love to visit there.
TruckerMals:That sounds mighty fine it does. So I'll be heading to the Bank first thing when they opens up on Friday I will.
Raven: are you sure about that ?
Raven: you are going to withdraw cash and send it to me through moneygram?
BUZZ!!!
Raven: did you read what i wrote?
BUZZ!!!
TruckerMals:I'm trying to Honey Lover but you is typing real fast like.
Raven: ok
Raven: let me know when you read what I wrote!!
TruckerMals:Gotcha Baby Doll.
Raven: so honey how much will you be sending me tomorrow?
TruckerMals:Well wanted 3 thousand didn't you?
Raven: yes honey.
TruckerMals:That'll take care of that African Woman once and for all too won't it Darling?
Raven: yes honey it would take care of it
TruckerMals:Thats real nice. So what you wearing Lover Gal?
Raven: so you should let me know as soon as you get back from the bank so that I can give you the informations to send the money via moneygram.
Raven: i am wearing my white suit.
Raven: honey i am still at work and about going home.
Raven: i worked for more hours today.
TruckerMals:Aww sorry if I is pestering you then.
Raven: what are you doing honey.
Raven: can we chat as soon as i get back home.
Raven: i also want to send you some nice pics.
TruckerMals:wow I sure do likes the sounds of that yes I do!!!! How soon before you is home?
Raven: 35mins time honey.
TruckerMals:I'll be here Little Lady you can count on that!
Raven: i have to go now honey.
Raven: chat with you soon
TruckerMals:10-4!

I envision a double post tonight. Now what is Mals gonna have for his supper then? Hmmm...gots close to half an hour to decide that I spose.

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Quote:

If you can smell what Oscar's cooking:

I was very close to using that same line on Brenda a night or so back.

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Now what is Mals gonna have for his supper then?

More magical fruit with fried taters and cornbread of course.

Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 10:51 pm

^Sadly Raven derailed me this evening by sending me some Nudie Pics and the promise of another Swine:

Quote:

BUZZ!!!
Raven: hi honey.
Raven: are you there?
TruckerMals:I sure am Darling.
Raven: give me your email.
Raven: i want to send you the pic.
TruckerMals:Sure thing Little Lady its [email protected]
Raven: i sent you pic.
TruckerMals:I'm just opening it now Little Lady give me a minute cause the Internets slow like.
Raven: did you get the pic?
TruckerMals:Wow i sure did Baby Gal!!! You is all naked like too!
Raven: did you like it?
Raven: it's special for you.
TruckerMals:I sure double dog Dang did! Thats a fer sure fer sure it is!
Raven: I have missed you so much.
TruckerMals:I sure am missing you now too Lover Girl. Now I knows whats I wanna eats tonight.
BUZZ!!!
TruckerMals:You gots any more special pictures for me????
Raven: yes but that would be tomorrow when you return from the bank.
TruckerMals:Aww Darling I needs to see you now cause you gots me all excited like.
Raven: honey?
Raven: are you there??
TruckerMals:I sure am but you gots me all distracted like.
Raven: what where you doing honey
TruckerMals:Looking at that fine picture I was.
Raven: i have to go for dinner now.
Raven: lets continue our chat after my dinner ok.
TruckerMals:Aww i was just getting to like this too. How long you gonna be Little Lady?
Raven: 30 mins honey.
Raven: honey can I send you an account to transfer the 3,000 usd from your bank tomorrow?
TruckerMals:Okay Baby Doll but you gonna send me another picture to occupy me while I is waiting? That would sure be nice yeah it would.
TruckerMals:Yeah sure Baby Lover an account would be just fine.
Raven: ok honey I would send you a pic now.
i just sent another pic
Raven: will send you the account tonight and please do not let your banker know you are sending funds to me.
TruckerMals:Okay Darling we'll chat in a bit. I'm gonna feast my eyes on that picture now.
Raven: ok honey.

This will be the third account from the Ravens and if we follow that trend the third Mule as well. Too bad the Weekend is coming up....

AND as an Added @nv - there is a place in Watertown, NY called Jeans Beans. It has been around forever and specializes (or did) in providing Beans (obviously) and Fish. It has always been very popular on Fridays for those Religious folk. I had trouble finding Beans on the menu though but they are there:
http://watertownjeansbeans.com/menu/

Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2013 1:19 am

Okay I promise no more Raven chats (after this one I suppose) tonight:

Quote:

BUZZ!!!
Raven: honey.
Raven: are you there?
TruckerMals: I sure am Little Lady.
Raven: send me a pic to my email!!
TruckerMals: Yeah okay Darling but it'll take me a few minutes.
TruckerMals: what did you have for your Supper?
Raven: ok am waiting now.
Raven: i had slices of beef,and salad plus a cup of milk.
TruckerMals: That sounds real tasty yes it does.
Raven: ok am waiting for the pics!!
TruckerMals: Aww I ain't having no luck right now can we just chats and I'll send it on in the morning?
BUZZ!!!
Raven: Are you there honey?
Raven: Can you send me an email??
TruckerMals: I sure am. Was wondering where you was.
TruckerMals: Why you need me to sends you an email we is chatting ain't we?
Raven: I want to reply and send you account details.
Raven: Please just send me anything.
Raven: Or click on reply and send me mail.
TruckerMals: Well okay but I gots two mails from you earlier with them real nice pictures i did.
Raven: Just reply me now!!
Raven: And I will send you account details.
TruckerMals: Okay Baby Doll just give me two shakes of a dogs tail and I be with you like stink on a Wet Hound I will. I just sents you a message there Darling.
Raven: Ok will check now.
TruckerMals: You there Baby Gal? I'm wanting to talk bout them there pictures I is.
Raven: Hold on honey!! I just sent account details. You should transfer from your bank and send me a copy of the bank deposit transfer receipt ok??
Raven: Please check the account details!
Raven: Ok honey
TruckerMals: That sure is a funny looking name. I thoughts you would be giving me your account Honey Lover.
Raven: It's for the African lady honey.
Raven: I just want you to deposit directly to their account!!
TruckerMals: I don'ts sees why I can't do that Little Lady.
Raven: Ok honey
Raven: Please do not let your banker involved in this ok??
Raven: And try to send me a scanned copy of the transfer deposit receipt so I can send to the lady.
TruckerMals: Not sure I'm getting your Charlie Forty there Darling.
Raven: As soon as you transfer the funds to the account, send me a copy of the transfer receipt.
TruckerMals: Baby Doll what you wearing now?
Raven: Do you understand what I said about sending me a copy of the receipt after transfer
TruckerMals: I'm thinking I'm getting you but why don't you wants me talking to the Banker is all?
Raven: He didn't do the transfer the last time and lied to you that he did
TruckerMals: Aww Darling that don't seem right at all. No it don't!
Raven: Honey maybe you should send the money to me directly via moneygram?
TruckerMals: Little Lady I just wants you safe so I'll send it through that account don't you worry that fine Little Butt none all okay?
Raven: And send me copy of the receipt!!!!!
TruckerMals: 10-4 there Darling. Now can we talk bout us?
Raven: Yes love we can.
TruckerMals: I sure likes that a whole bunch I does! Them pictures you sents me didn't leave much to the imagination I guarantee!
Raven: Honey can you chat with me in the morning
TruckerMals: Aww i was hoping to have some sexy times but I guess you needs your sleeps too huh?
Raven: So can we chat in the morning your time?
TruckerMals: 10-4 Little Lady. Love you!
Raven: Love you too honey!

Swine the third from my Little Lady. Now if only Mals had an excuse bout that Dang Transfer Slip! Shucks maybe Capone can helps with that one huh? Gonna start with ignoring it some then move to the broken scanner and maybe a few blurry shots and finally aww well you all knows the rest don't you?

ETA: Why is it all my Bank Transfers happen on a Friday?

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Capone makes a great bank transfer slip. I run it through pic monkey and make it really small.

Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2013 10:36 am

Hey Oscar, PM me with an email addy and bank name and I'll set you right up: I have a nice selection. I have them in Word so you can play with them. If you prefer .jpg, can do that too

Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2013 11:31 pm

I had a very busy day at work but still somehow managed a few hours of quality time with a few Ravens. Maybe my Multitasking ain't all that bad eh?

Quote:

Raven:honey!!

BUZZ!!!

Raven:Are you there?

TruckerMals:I sure am Little Lady!

Raven:What are you doing love?

TruckerMals:I'm just have a bit of breakfast I is.

Raven:What's the time over there honey?

TruckerMals:Not quite 7:30 in the morning. Sure wished I could of slept more but keep dreaming of you all night I did.

Raven:Did you have a nice sleep?

Raven:Are you going to your bank this morning?

TruckerMals:Yeah it sure was nice to be home.

TruckerMals:I'll be going there as soon as it opens up Baby Gal.

Raven:Please make sure you send me a copy of the transfer receipt after making the payment to the account ok

TruckerMals:Yeah I remember Darling don't you worry bout that one bit.

Raven:Ok honey.

TruckerMals:What you wearing Lover Gal?

Raven:I am at the shop now.

Raven:Wearing a purple dress.

Raven:What about you honey?

TruckerMals:Just got my robe on right now.

Raven:Ok.

Raven:Are you happy to be home again?

TruckerMals:Sure am cause I knows now that we'll be together real soon.

Raven:Yes love we will

Raven:As soon as I pay the African lady, we will plan on buying my flight ticket to the USA

TruckerMals:Aww that sure does sound mighty fine it does!

Raven:Honey please make sure your banker transfers the 3000$ to the account this morning and send me copy of the transfer deposit receipt

TruckerMals:Darling now quit that nagging. We done talked bout this last night we did.

Raven:Ok honey I just want to make sure your banker don't play games with me ok?

TruckerMals:He ain't like that no how but a real professional he is. You is sure gonna like him I guarantee you that for sure.

Raven:Ok honey that sounds good.

TruckerMals:Did you have your breakfast yet Little Lady?

BUZZ!!!

Raven:are you there?

TruckerMals:I'm here Darling.

Raven:what are you doing honey?

TruckerMals:Just finishing off my Breakfast but I got a real hankering for some coffee and I ain't got no cream in the place at all.

Raven:so what do you intend to do now?

TruckerMals:Probably go get some I spose. Yeah thats a good idea Honey Gal. I'll talk with you later on okay Baby Lover?

Raven:where are you going now?

TruckerMals:I been telling you I ain't gots nothing to put in my coffee so I am going to the Quichie Mart down the block I am.

Raven:ok honey.

Raven:how long will it take you to return?

TruckerMals:Aww I shouldn't be too long I don't think. Love you a whole bunch Little Lady.

People do fall for this sort of thing all the time and it makes me 'Hulk Up' a bit. Perhaps that's why I love torturing these Lads so much eh? On a side note I once spent about $3,000 on the Missus for her Birthday. Sadly she wasn't really into cutting the lawn as much as I had hoped she was.

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Raven: Honey.

TruckerMals:Hey there Baby Doll.

Raven: My love.

TruckerMals:You having a good day Little Lady?

Raven: Not yet honey just waiting for you love.

TruckerMals:Aww that sure is sweet of you it is!!

Raven: How is your day going love?

TruckerMals:Just fine thanks for asking. The Bank is setting up the transfering now so they oughta be in touch once its all over and done with.

Raven: Are you at the bank now?

TruckerMals:Nope I'm back home again cause they said it might take a little bit and I wanted to tells you the good news.

Raven: Did they give you copy of the transfer receipt?

Raven: You should demand it from them and send me a copy.

TruckerMals:Honey Doll they ain't done the transfer yet so there ain't nothing to get yet.

Raven: Ok honey.

TruckerMals:You had your lunch yet?

Raven: Not yet honey.

TruckerMals:You needs to put some meat on them bones so theres more of you to hug I say.

Raven: Ok honey.

Raven: Honey?

TruckerMals:Yeah Baby Doll?

Raven: What are you doing?

Raven: Can I ask you a question?

TruckerMals:I'm just sitting here dreaming of us being together.

TruckerMals:You can asks me anything Little Lady. Can it wait a couple minutes though? I gotta hang the hog something fierce.

Raven: How would you know if the transfer was done or not?

TruckerMals:Oh they was gonna get in touch they was. Back in a few minutes Baby Gal.

Raven: Ok honey.

TruckerMals:I'm back Darling.

Sadly Afternoon Shift Raven was nowhere to be found. Do lads get sick days? Anyhow I'm busy with evening Raven at the moment so catch you on the Flip Flop!