Another safari! UPDATE: Mugu found in critical condition!!!

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Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:55 pm

This just in!!!!

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Yes we have found him and he is in a very critical condition.i cannot write much now,he had an accident.i will write later.i have to go now
Take care

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11856 Location: UK

^^^^^ BWHAHAHAHA Laughing

, well I hope the critical goes to flatliner Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 1:18 pm

^^^^
Tough luck to the scamming bastard! Thumbs up

Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 5:29 pm

Fantastic! jump_4_joy

Ask for a pic of him in a hospital bed.

Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 5:56 pm

jojo, if this turns out to be true (fingers, toes and all other crossable parts crossed) , do you get a little first aid box thingy for your signature? Very Happy

Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 6:03 pm

^^^ I rather prefer a wheelchair for the injured lads. Laughing

That way, jojo can push the lad around with the wheel chair

Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 11:47 pm

poor poor lad Laughing

Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 12:45 pm

Anti-419 wrote:

^^^ I rather prefer a wheelchair for the injured lads. Laughing

That way, jojo can push the lad around with the wheel chair

Isn't that what the skull and crossbones are for? Do I get one of those?

The nice thing about a wheelchair lad is that if they prove that the mugu has truly been hurt, then they get a free first class upgrade with my travel agency. Twisted Evil

He has still not checked his email and his friend seems to be emailing me from Abuja instead of Lagos. He told me he was travelling up there to meet with him, I just didn't believe him. Twisted Evil

So this one safari trip turned into a critical condition mugu and two safaris! How wonderful!

Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 12:57 pm

@JJB, I regret to inform you that the committee have decided that your latest mugu safari can only be claimed if you can prove that the whole of the mugu made the safari, should there be evidence that he has left any parts behind we may have to consider only awarding 3/4 of a safari hat.
However, should the missing parts prove to have been eaten by a lion you may be awarded a cute little kitty in its place.

Please keep him going!

Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 1:31 pm

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if they prove that the mugu has truly been hurt, then they get a free first class upgrade with my travel agency

I'm sure that the @jojo travel agency offers some type of travel insurance to frequent Lad travelers???
Tell the Lads to put in a claim.
Then send compensation via the "courier" service now available here.

Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 1:46 pm

^^^^

The courier service is what got him in an accident in the first place. Thanks SP! Evil or Very Mad

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11856 Location: UK

^^^^^ Sorry mate Embarassed

Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 2:19 pm

i hope youve sent him a get well ecard. Laughing

great stuff jojo & SP!

Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 4:42 pm

I wonder how long it will take for the idiot to ask you to help cover his medical expenses, or, if we are lucky, his funeral expenses.

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 11:43 am

Here's hoping for some very bad news soon. Laughing

In the meantime, how about a globe to represent 5 pith helmets? Or the suitcase? I can ask an admin about getting them added if you want something to save you space?

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11856 Location: UK

^^^^^ Good idea, or a single icon with 5 safari hats on it?

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 11:53 am

Or a selection of pith helmets with the numbers on? If we supply helmets with 1-10, that should give you enough choice. And if anyone gets an 11-man safari or more, they deserve a new icon designed especially anyway. Smile

If that meets with approval from you safari gurus, I'll discuss it with the admins. Smile

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11856 Location: UK

^^^^^ Even better idea, Eight Thumbs up

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Jan 2006 Posts: 3193

^^^ Says the baiter with 12 helmets in a line Laughing

Howabout just 0-9, then you can put two together to make numbers over nine.

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 12:59 pm

0-9 then a globe, then globe + hat etc.
Who would be the first to 2 globes?
SP or JJB?

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 1:56 pm

Eight wrote:

Or a selection of pith helmets with the numbers on? If we supply helmets with 1-10, that should give you enough choice. And if anyone gets an 11-man safari or more, they deserve a new icon designed especially anyway. Smile

If that meets with approval from you safari gurus, I'll discuss it with the admins. Smile

I think that would be great! My siggy is full and every time I get a new safari, I have to delete something. Twisted Evil

As far as the 11 safari thing... get prepared because my mugu is supposed to be on his way for safari number 11 tomorrow!

I would definitely like to see a globe or something... maybe a suitcase can represent 5 safaris. A globe can represent 10. Just a thought.

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 3:00 pm

Not easy to come by. Or as an alternative for 10 safaris

Elite Baiter Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 1455

Fantastic.

Hope he gets well soon Smile

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 8:26 am

Is there a tattoo icon?

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 6:23 pm

@Jojo - Any update on the lad's condition? The thread kinda turned into a pith helmet discussion but I gotta know what because of this fool

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