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Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2018 1:34 pm

Woke up to this little gem

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The security department ask me to forward you this very account to use to make the transfer (obviously reported)

Account name:
Account number:
Routing number: 111000614
Bank Name: Chase Bank
Switch code: CHASUS33
Bank Address: 9525 Bissonnet St, Houston, Tx 77036
Home Address:

along with this

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I dont no their reason for changing the account but they said that the other person in position to receive the fund was on a leave and will last for two weeks, so you should use this very one to make the transfer

of course Josson is still needling the idiot

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ok so how about an Email Address for THIS ACCOUNT so that I may do a paperless transfer and do it for free?

lad not happy with my questions for email

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go inside bank and do the transfer my friend, take out the bank charges out of the fund and transfer the remaining and stop asking me useless question about email

me

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its not useless. it is the difference between me being able to do it RIGHT NOW for free and in 2 hours when he Bank opens for a fee

And speaking of useless questions....

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By the way,
You never did answer....

When and how do I get my beer? And what kind is it?

Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2018 4:00 pm

Nothing exciting yet....but

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OK...
I am heading to the bank this afternoon because apparently you are too hardheaded to take advantage of a free bank transfer.
I will get back to you this evening. Get back to me on the Beer

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2018 5:40 pm

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I did not get to the bank until late yesterday, they were already closed. Just left the bank this morning. This delay IS ON YOU because YOU would not allow me to do an on line transfer.
And because I am a wireless banking customer, they charge me for everything when I go into the bank to do things manually.

Attached is the receipt. When can I expect my ATM card and my BEER? Send me the tracking number as soon as it ships

10meg junk .pdf attached

Hopefully my beer arrives

Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2018 5:32 pm

Not sure why I am enjoying playing with this idiot so much...but I am.

No reply long after the transfer

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I expected a reply from you. When can I expect my Beer and ATM card to be delivered?

The idiot

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until you send me clear attachment of the bank transfer slip, what you send me is virus copy and is not allow

if not dont send me email again

No virus but a junk PDF. Poor idiot

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What are you talking about? What kind of game are you playing? When can I expect my ATM card and BEER?

I do not understand what you are saying about virus. The money has been transferred. I have given you proof of transfer. Of course the only proof of transfer that actually matters is when the money is in the account right?

So when can I expect my ATM card and BEER?

the idiot

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dont be stupid if you know you made the transfer send the bank transfer slip in a clear attachment and tell me the amount you trnsfer

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I'm not being stupid. I sent you the fucking slip. Here it is again. And the amount is what you told me less the transfer fee YOU had to pay because YOU would not let me do it on line for free.

Now once the money clears into the account....how long will it take for me to get my ATM card and my BEER?

the idiot

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send me clear attachment for the payment slip

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I have twice now. Do you not know how .pdf work? Download adobe reader or cutepdf if you need to. Both are free and both will allow you to open .pdf files

I figure I will slap this idiot around a bit more over the weekend, buy some time until the account is closed and try again.
Not sure where this is going or if it is going to turn into anything good...just a lazy mindless bait that for some reason I am having fun with

Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2018 5:51 pm

The idiot

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i am not interested because i will never open this attachment, bank transfer slip doesn't look this way

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What are you fucking talking about? The bank scanned it because I don't have a scanner. when you scan a file one of the many formats you can turn it into is a .pdf.
.pdf is one of the leading document types used internationally for business transactions...and it opens fine here.
it is not my fault you can not open it. Go here to learn about PDF if you really don't know what they are https://acrobat.adobe.com/us/en/acrobat/about-adobe-pdf.html

it is a bit concerning that you don't know what a PDF file is.

What kind of a game are you playing? Are you trying to steal my money?

the idiot

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use your phone to snap it as photo and send it to me

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How can I do that? I am a 78 year old man who is hard of hearing? I have a phone in my home that I hardly use anymore because I can not hear well and hearing aids are uncomfortable to wear. I use my computer and email to communicate primarly. Took some classes at the senior center a few years back when I started to lose my hearing. This is why i do everythng on line including my banking. My bank could have sent an email verifying the transfer but you would not provide an email address for the account. So I had to go to the bank and do it. They scanned the receipt for me and I sent it to you. What is the fucking problem here? Quit fucking around now and playing games. Once the money clears into your account how long will it be before I get my ATM card and Beer?

the idiot is getting impatient with me

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i no what you no my dear

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yes go and take your money back if you are not ready to do what i say, as far as i am concern this file will not be opened here

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What do you mean go take my money back? I can't take my money back. It has already been sent. The security department will have it Monday or Tuesday. I can not take it back. Now quit fucking around. If you can't open the file so fucking what? It is not my problem you don't know how to open a PDF. I tried to explain it to you. Not my problem that you cant figure it out.
Once the Security Department tells you they have the money....how long will it be before I get my ATM card and Beer?

Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2018 5:56 pm

going to get on with my day now

the idiot

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how much is the amount you send? and send me the photo of the slip just snap it and send me the photo

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I SENT THE AMOUNT YOU TOLD ME TO SEND LESS THE TRANSFER FEE.
I CAN NOT SEND YOU A PHOTO. I DON'T HAVE A PHONE THAT DOES THAT. I HAVE THE PDF THE FUCKING BANK GIVE ME SO THAT I CAN EMAIL TO YOU. I DON'T HAVE A PAPER COPY.
NOW QUIT BEING STUPID. QUIT FUCKING AROUND
YOU HAD BETTER NOT BE TRYING TO STEAL MY MONEY

Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2018 8:26 pm

The idiot

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tell me the amount you sent

I ask you question, how much did you send?

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Learn how to open a PDF. I have sent the money as requested. If you can not figure out how to open a PDF that is not my problem. Because I am signed up for wireless/paperless banking the bank charged YOU 125.00 to transfer the money and provide the PDF of the transaction. Both could have been done FOR FREE with a simple email.

I have done my part. I sent the money and provided the receipt. Your unwillingness or inability to open the PDF is not MY problem. The receipt is there, in black and white for you to open.

If you can't or won't do that...then wait for the security department to tell you they received the money which should be no later than Tues evening.

Now answer my fucking question....once they security department says they have received payment, when can I expect my ATM card and BEER?

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2018 12:47 am

A Sunday poke for good measure

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Sir
Answer the question before you. Once the security department confirms payment, when can I expect my ATM card and BEER ?

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2018 1:18 pm

The idiot

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which atm card are you talking about? as far as am concern, you have never send any payment, if you do send me the normal attachment of the payment slip and stop fooling around

Josson

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What do you mean what ATM card? The ATM card and Beer that this transaction is all about? OF COURSE I sent the money, and I sent you the receipt you requested twice now. Now quit fucking around. Once the security department confirms my payment, when can I expect it?

I don't care if you can or can't open a PDF file. WHEN THE PAYMENT IS VERIFIED BY THE SECURITY DEPARTMENT.....WHEN CAN I EXPECT MY ATM CARD AND BEER?

the idiot

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dont make me insult you because i hate insulting peoples, the security department will not confirm the payment if the slip is not forwarded to them, and i ask you for the first time how much you send and you are still talking rubbish

if you dont have better thing to say please stop this madness

Josson

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Listen....

I Have answered all of your questions. I sent the amount YOU told me to send less the $125.00 the bank charged me for the transfer and receipt because YOU refused to give me an email address that would have allowed that transaction to happen for free. I sent you the transfer receipt thrice now. I explained to you how to open a PDF. What do you mean the security department will not confirm my transfer? I Have done everything you have directed me to do. Are you telling me that in addition to you being incapable of figuring out how to open a PDF you are also incapable of performing simple math? You are the one talking rubbish telling me my payment wont be confirmed and that I have not sent you anything. NOW ANSWER MY FUCKING QUESTION. WHEN CAN I EXPECT MY ATM CARD AND MY BEER AFTER THE PAYMENT CLEARS AND IS RECEIVED BY THE SECURITY DEPARTMENT? QUIT FUCKING AROUND

Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2018 8:05 pm

So his inability to open a PDF means the transaction did not happen? (of course it didn't but he doesn't know that)....

the idiot

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i have tried many times to open the file with my pdf but is not working, so please stop sending me emails

Josson

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Why would I stop sending you emails? We have not concluded our business

OK so you can't open the PDF. How is that my problem? The money was still sent. The security department will confirm this once it clears and is posted. SO what is the problem?

After the deposit clears when can I expect my ATM card and Beer?

Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2018 2:56 am

Some lads are just too stupid or two suspicious. Or both. He may have been baited before. I recently had a lad drop me because I sent him the confirmation screen from the mobile banking app for Bank of America showing that I made a transfer. It was exactly what mobile banking shows you when you make a transfer. Of course I doctored it in Photoshop, but he still refuse to believe that a confirmation screen could be valid. He wanted to see a damn piece of paper. Hopefully you can keep this moron hooked. If not, there are plenty more where that one came from.

Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2018 3:08 am

Oh yeah.
This idiot might be a mass bait candidate.

not worried about losing him...but I think he is going to be good for a few more rounds > Smile

Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2018 2:07 pm

Josson pokes the lad

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Dominic
I just received a call from my bank, they have asked me to come in to talk with the bank manager about some sort of problem with this transfer. Do you have any idea what that is all about?

Josson

Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2018 3:05 pm

I really don't know why I am enjoying screwing with this lad so much. But I am

The idiot

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your bank ask you to come and you are asking me if i have idea of why there are calling right?

Josson

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Yes, they are asking me to come in for a problem with the transfer. Since the transfer went to YOUR security department, I thought you might know if there is a problem on YOUR end?
Anyway I guess you are in the dark too....I will let you know what I find out.

Still want to know when I can expect my ATM card and BEER once the payment is confirmed. How long will it take once the security department confirms the money?

the idiot

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if you dont want me to block you from sending me massage, try to understand that you did not send any money to us, go to your bank first and hear from them

Josson

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What in the actual fuck are you talking about? The money WAS SENT and the slip WAS EMAILED. What kind of game are you playing? I am starting to think you are trying to steal my money? Are you a thief Dominic?
I am not sure what is going on here. First you give me a bank account...then you give me another...now there is a problem with the transfer. How can there be a problem with the fucking transfer if I did not send any fucking money? You don't make fucking sense.

Contact your fucking security department and see if they know of any problem on their end. I will go meet with my bank and see if what I can find out on this end. And then we can work together to solve whatever problem this is and complete this transaction.

Your unprofessionalism is really beginning to piss me off .

Now get your fucking shit together, and lets figure this thing out.

Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2018 3:14 pm

LOL!

Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 12:46 pm

Delays delays and more delays

Josson to the idiot

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Dominic,

Have you reached out to the security department on this matter? Does not seem like we are working together to resolve this issue. And that is a little frustrating to me. Payment keeps getting rejected with a code of R16 whatever that means. My bank told me to that the receiver needs to get with their bank. So once again, I am waiting on YOU to get YOUR shit together. Figure out what the fuck is going on here.....
and do it quickly. My patience is wearing thin

Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 9:24 pm

Josson pokes the idiot again

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Dominic,

What is the word from the security department? What does this reject code R16 mean? What is going on? What do I tell my banker?

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:31 pm

And again

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Dominic,
I am not pleased with how this transaction is going. I need you to get your shit together. What kind of feedback have you received from the security department? Have you even gotten off your lazy ass and contacted them? Or have you been too busy fucking off? Has this been fixed yet? My bank wants to reinitiate the transfer and I want my fucking ATM card and my fucking BEER. What the fuck is going on?

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2018 2:43 pm

And the idiot sends me this....

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go and tell your bank that the transfer did not go through, the security department did not confirm any transfer, this is all you can hear from me

My character replies

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KNOW IT DID NOT GO THROUGH. I TOLD YOU THAT ON FUCKING MONDAY. IT WAS REJECTED ON YOUR END WITH A BANK CODE OF R16 WHATEVER THAT MEANS. THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE FIGURING OUT. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE CHECKING WITH THE SECURITY DEPARTMENT TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON. NOW GET WITH THE FUCKING SECURITY DEPARTMENT, FIND OUT WHAT IS WRONG AND GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. DO YOUR FUCKING JOB.

I WANT THIS CONCLUDED SO THAT I CAN RECEIVE MY FUCKING ATM CARD AND MY FUCKING BEER

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2018 6:36 pm

Our idiot

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LISTEN I WILL NOT TAKE ANY INSULT FROM YOU

Josson is pissed

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YOU NEED TO DO YOUR FUCKING JOB. I WANT MY ATM CARD AND MY BEER. I WANT TO MAKE THIS TRANSFER
FIND OUT WHY SHIT IS FUCKED UP ON YOUR END
GET BACK TO ME SO WE CAN CONCLUDE THIS

Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2018 11:57 am

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What is the fucking status here? You have my ATM card and Beer. I Have the processing fee. And you can't seem to find a way for me to get it to you? What did the security department say about the code my bank gave me? What does that mean? Why are there so many problems on your end? Are you simply an incompetent nitwit? Remember it is NOT an INSULT if it is a statement of fact.

When can I expect you to get your fucking shit together and get me a secure way to get you the fee so that you can get me my ATM card and BEER?

our idiot needs another poke

Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2018 2:47 pm

Poke

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Are you a nitwit? Dominic why am I not getting any communication from you about my ATM card and beer? What has the security department told you regarding why my payment did not go through? What is the status here? When can I expect some answers?

Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2018 3:00 pm

I suspect that your Lad has put the World Cup before money. Remember to praise the opposing team every time a West African team loses.

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2018 4:33 pm

So I sent this before I saw Yastreb's comment....

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Dominic,

What is the reason for your silence? You do know it is crime to withhold an ATM card for a fund that I am the rightful owner of right?
What has the security department told you about the code?
When are you going to provide me with a proper alternative to send the fund?
When will you be getting your shit together ?

Will play the world cup angle in future pokes thx

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2018 6:45 pm

Nigeria already lost against Croatia; be sure to belittle him and his country for that.

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