Mr. Humphere is a shell of a scammer and quite gone

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Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2017 11:27 am

Cammy set aside some time on Freyja-day to put a stop to Mr H's curses.
The subject is

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Evil perish!

The message reads

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Your curses are dispelled and cast away like feathers on the breeze, by the will of Freyja
Evil shall fall upon those who do evil, so beware lest you fall in the pit that you seek to dig for another
By my will and by the grace of Freyja, let the darkness you wish on another fall upon you, so that you learn the folly of foolish wrath

Oh, and it's in Norwegian.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Big X the magazine has had issues in the past with people pretending to be animal lovers,taking our money and vanishing so company policy is no cash until we have a signed contract and completed questionnaire. No exceptions. If Louis wants to do a side deal that Joe Bob knows nothing about go for it but I really want that completed questionnaire.

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More abuse from Moses:

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FUCK YOU HUMPHERE YOU AR a BIG PIECE OF SHIT U HAVE RUNED MY FUCKING LIFE U ASSFUCK *** FUCKING WHORE DIE SLOW FUCKFACE!!!

Humphere tells Susan about the abusive emails he is getting:

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Susan good morning. i am writing because Moses has been sending me email and abusing me, now i don't want them to accuse me again of hurting or killing any agent that i did not do, so am asking you,What do i do about him? because i have not been replying him thank you

Susan has more pressing concerns... it seems the location of the package is currently in question.

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Hello Mr Humphere,

Susan here from GPSe, I am sorry for taking so long to get back to you. Has Mr. Malone mentioned anything about your package in his emails? We had someone break into our shipping facility a few nights ago. Some items were taken. Has he said anything about your package? Please let me know if he has said anything. I have tasked a new manager with the duties of delivering your package, however it seems to have been taken from the shipping office. The package was secure in the van safe, and I know that we had transferred it to our office safe, but it doesn't seem to be there now. Please let me know if Mr. Malone says anything about it to you. We are working diligently to find out what happened to it.

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2017 9:26 pm

Louis tells the lad about the reason behind the policy, but offers him money for doing the questionnaire:

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I spoke to Mr Joe Bob again, and he explained why we don't give advance money before we have a completed questionnaire and a signed contract. I guess we've had some problems in the past where dishonest people have claimed to be animal lovers and willing to pose for us, but than they took the advance we offered and disappeared without coming for the photo shoot. I think you seem pretty honest and you wouldn't do that, but I also understand why that is the magazines policy.

I am not sure what I should do. I really don't want to go beyond Mr Joe Bob's back and violent the company policy, but I also want to make sure you pose for our magazine, cause I think it'll increase sales for the magazine and make you an even bigger star. What do you think I should do? Would you be willing to complete just the questionnaire and than I can send you the $5000.00 dollars?

The lad doesn't like that:

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GOOD BYE AND I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU GET ANY EMAIL AGAIN FROM ME, KNOW THAT I AM A FOOL (we already know that anyway), AND DON'T EMAIL ME AGAIN . GO TO HELL WITH YOUR ANIMALS

Louis will try again on Monday. The lad seems pretty adamant, but he keeps responding when he says he won't, so he might be persuadable eventually. But if he continues to resist, the only option may be to do it without Joe Bob's knowledge.

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2017 10:10 pm

I just got this to Justin:

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BECAUSE YOU TOOK ALL FROM ME AND MY BIBLE SAID TOUCH NOT MY ANNOTATED AND DO MY PROPHET NO HARM AND I STAND AS A PROPHET OF GOD SO WITH THAT POWER IN ME , IN THE NAME OF JESUS I CURSE YOU AND EVERYBODY THAT HAS HAND AND ARE CONNECTED TO THIS EVIL YOU PEOPLE DID TO ME,FROM TODAY AM USING YOU AS A POINT OF CONTACT TO OTHERS , YOU WILL NOT HAVE A REASON TO SMILE ,AMEN. EVERYTHING YOU WORKED FOR, WILL VANISH BEFORE YOU, YOU CHILDREN WILL DIE YOUNG, YOUR WIFE'S WILL DIE IN LABOR EVIL AND ANGER ON JESUS WILL FALL ON YOU, YOU WILL NOT PROSPER, YOU WILL BE REJECTED, YOU WILL DIE YOUNG, AND THERE WILL BE NO PEACE OF MIND FROM TODAY UNLESS I FORGIVE YOU ALL BUT UNTIL THEN MY PROBLEM NOW IS YOURS THOSE CURSE IS YOURS AS I AM FREE NOW, AND SO SHALL IT BE IN JESUS NAME AMEN

Wow...

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He really hates Penfold

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BECAUSE YOU TOOK ALL FROM ME AND MY BIBLE SAID TOUCH NOT MY ANNOTATED AND DO MY PROPHET NO HARM AND I STAND AS A PROPHET OF GOD SO WITH THAT POWER IN ME , IN THE NAME OF JESUS I CURSE YOU AND EVERYBODY THAT HAS HAND AND ARE CONNECTED TO THIS EVIL YOU PEOPLE DID TO ME,FROM TODAY AM USING YOU AS A POINT OF CONTACT TO OTHERS , YOU WILL NOT HAVE A REASON TO SMILE ,AMEN. EVERYTHING YOU WORKED FOR, WILL VANISH BEFORE YOU, YOU CHILDREN WILL DIE YOUNG, YOUR WIFE'S WILL DIE IN LABOR EVIL AND ANGER ON JESUS WILL FALL ON YOU, YOU WILL NOT PROSPER, YOU WILL BE REJECTED, YOU WILL DIE YOUNG, AND THERE WILL BE NO PEACE OF MIND FROM TODAY UNLESS I FORGIVE YOU ALL BUT UNTIL THEN MY PROBLEM NOW IS YOURS THOSE CURSE IS YOURS AS I AM FREE NOW, AND SO SHALL IT BE IN JESUS NAME AMEN

We need to be careful, as apparently we are dealing with a prophet.
Very Happy

eta - I posted this before I saw what he sent to Justin. Apparently he is too lazy to make up a unique curse.

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I was not going to respond, but his last rant was just too good

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I see that not only are you a thief but you are too lazy to make up a unique curse. You sent the exact same thing to my assistant Justin. I am just thankful that you did not manage to steal another $100,000 from the good people of Michigan. Why are you so greedy? Wasn't $100,000 enough for you?

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2017 11:37 pm

Although it is less exciting, he also sent me this:

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in as much as i am alive, you will never have peace, you will not know rest of mind you all the days of your life, rejection will follow you, and for been part in this , you will always come last in all you do.

At this point I'm 95% sure that he is actually leaving. Maybe he will stick around for a bit, but now I simply think he is an insult generator.

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Idiot listen for your own good, the Susan from the delivery company said my package was stolen from there office two days ago, now how can i cash your stupids check from there, it takes 21 days to cash check from here, now you see i never cash nor touch your check and you knowing thee truth and you insist on calling me criminal, your tongue will be curse and all the evil on this world has falling on you, my name and face is the first and last thing you will see and remember each day and it will be there to hunt you down and the more you accuse me of stealing the more close doors you bring to your self and as much as i am alive, you will crumble and bad luck rejection disappointment close doors failure at the edge of success will follow you, your family, your friends and all your friends that team up to bring me down, my god will raise me and you will end up miserable

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Are you on drugs? That is a serious question. You are acting quite unstable.

VOTE PENFOLD!

I agree that we have lost him. The good news is that I think he so broken that I don't see him making any money scamming.

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2017 12:06 am

^You might as well tell him that Sister G dispelled the curse in the name of Freyja, which shows what kind of "Prophet of God" he really is.

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He did not take the news well...

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THANK YOU AND GOOD BYE, YOU CAN KEEP IT ALL TO YOUR SELF,AND FROM TODAY I DECLARE CURSE UNTO YOU AND ALL YOUR GENERATION AND SO SHALL IT BE IN JESUS NAME AMEN !

And Moses gives him an interesting update:

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Now you will learn your lesson you miserable piece of shit!! I decided to make a little visit to the GPS office and see what was so interesting about your package. HAHAHA the contents were quite interesting to me, my days were quite hard having lost my job but now I have all the money that I could ever need!! HAHAHA in fact I even shared some with poor Wolfgang whom you hurt so badly. SO I SAY FUCK YOU MR HUMPHERE. FUCK YOU for being such a worthless shit bucket. Now Wolfgang and I will live like KINGS while you remain a poor hungry man very poor with no way to even feed yourself or your family. EAT MY SHIT MR HUMPHERE!

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2017 12:39 am

At some point, Feathers should tell him that he has mobilized all of the Snorky gang against him. If we have his scamming accounts, we could then start mass-baiting him from those. As long as he feels like he can't escape the Snorkys, we can make sure he is completely broken. I'm not sure what the best methods are, but having his email sent out to a bunch of lads could be amusing. His insults are very amusing, but he needs to end up curled up in a ball sucking his thumb somewhere.

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2017 1:09 am

The inspector poked him a bit and got cursed as well.

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The Esteemed Mr Nyash,

Fucking hell Nyash, did you ever make it home? I haven't heard from you so I fear the boys may have found you and dismembered you into a thousand pieces. I'm still talking with Cameroon authorities but the trail on Fellatio has gone soft. Fucker could be anywhere by now.

If you are still alive get back to me. I need something. The media is all over my ass about this case.

He is blowing off Penfold, so I tried...

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Nyash,

I'm going behind Penfolds back to open an investigation into your missing money. If you're interested in helping, let me know. We need to stick together on this. Something strange is going on.

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IN THE NAME OF JESUS , I DECLARE FROM TODAY LET CURSE BE UPON YOU AND YOUR FAMILY, YOU AND YOUR FAMILY WILL DIE YOUNG, HARDSHIP WILL FOLLOW YOU AND IN ALL YOU DO , YOU WILL NEVER PROSPER.

Well, that's far more polite than he was to all you guys! Ha!

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The Esteemed Mr Nyash,

What in the fuck are you smoking??? Put down the weed and pay the fuck attention. You did a great thing helping me out with Fellatio. Now I'm offering to help you with your lost money. If you want it, I'm here. Free of charge, out of the goodness of my heart. Let me know.

We're treading water with him, but he's hanging on. For now.

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2017 1:37 am

To Inspector:

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what can you do uh? lie again? OK let me see the lies you have now so you have my attention

Looks like Feathers writing, doesn't it?

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The Esteemed Mr Nyash,

You are starting to sound like Fellatio! Have you been hacked??? Is this really Fellatio? And what in the fuck have I ever lied to you about? I'm a police inspector! Lying can put me out of a fucking job. Think before you write Nyash!

I'm offering my services. You don't want them. Fine. But don't fucking accuse me of lying.

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Are you on drugs? That is a serious question. You are acting quite unstable.

VOTE PENFOLD!

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Are you on drugs your self? for your information, it takes 21 days to cash an international check in Nigeria and just this morning the delivery company told me the package was stolen, all those things are lies . now how can i cash that stupid check of yours within two day? and i never receive the check, and your asking me if i am on drugs? you are the one on drugs for asking me such a stupid question, do you know what i think ? i think and am sure you have been lying all this time and i cut my hair because of this? and i declare to you that unless i forgive you but until then as my hair grows back , so shall all your problems and hardship grow and the number of your persecutors will increase, and hence forth, i declare that you will beg to eat and you will always borrow to survive and so shall it be in Jesus name amen! you have just one week to get me that check if not, all the rest of your life will be miserable

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Okay Humphere I am tired of these games. You know damn well that a certified check is cashed in two days. Why did you try and rip the people of Michigan off for another $100,000? You had everything going for you and you fucked it up.

You know, for a guy who says he doesn't believe in curses you sure do throw them around pretty easily, don't you? It's a good thing your evil curses are worthless as Sister has protected me from all curses. I am starting to think that you were in partnership with the criminal Feathers from the very beginning. If you want my advice here it is: Stop with the drugs and turn yourself into the police. Immediately. And for Gods sake stop aligning yourself with the criminal Feathers. He is pure evil. Whatever promises he made you I can guarantee they are lies. Email me back when you get yourself straightened out.

VOTE PENFOLD!

His anger has overtaken his common sense. (Assuming he had any common sense to begin with.) He says he knows he has been played but I don't believe him. If he really thought that he would would cut off all communication with us.

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2017 2:11 am

At this point I think he's hanging on to a thread of hope that somehow Penfold can get the check for him or something. Could we get the check from Moses or confiscate his money, then send the check to him somewhere in Nigeria? I doubt he would go for another safari, but he may be tempted to stick around more if he thinks that the check is waiting for him somewhere. What's the big deal with his hair anyway? A few months ago he said that he was committed to the court case because he cut his hair. He has some serious issues here. Let's make him have more.

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2017 3:16 am

He should be thankful we made him cut his hair. He looked like a fool before. Now he can get any Nigerian woman he wants. Probably. Maybe he can find a new crying wife.

To Inspector:

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ok you have my attention sir !

Reeling in my lad...

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The Esteemed Mr Nyash,

First of all, I'll take your apology for accusing me of lying to you. I never have.

Second, I've begun an Open Records Request into the submission of your payment. I'm waiting on a response. I'm trying to put the pieces together on your behalf. If successful, I will try to get your check reissued. I'm not promising anything other than a full effort to get you your money.

It's a shit show out there Nyash. We need to stick together. I await your apology.

Mostly I've been in twig prevention mode. I want him to trust Pitt again. I don't really have a plan in mind but it's a first step! I'll sleep on it!

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He really misses his hair

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you are a fool and as long as i live you will never see good in your life. like i said as my grows back, so shall your problem increase and your children will reject you and people will forsake you when you needed them the most and so shall it be in jesus i pray amen.

Apparently he got to thinking and then sent this one

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DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT CHECK AND HOW BANK WORKS? BECAUSE IF YOU DO YOU WONT BE SAYING BULLSHIT WITH YOUR MOUTH, WHO EVEN MAKE A SON OF A BITCH WITH DIRT COUNT A LAWYER? YOUR THE DUMMEST LAWYER I HAVE EVER SEEN , AND IF YOU THINK THAT YOUR USELESSWILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE ANGER OF GOD, YOU MUST BE AN IMBECILE ,THIS CURSE THAT I HAVE LAID ON YOU SHALL ABIDE WITH YOU DAY AND NIGHT AND IT WILL BE THERE TO REMIND YOU THE EVIL YOU DID , AND FOR EVER YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A VICTIM,

He is calling Cammy worthless. Is she going to stand for that?

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2017 12:10 pm

I failed to mention the the entire exchange with the Inspector has been under the subject line, "Loaded Creampie."

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I do not owe you any apology and i will not bring myself that low again, if you gets the money back, then you have my attention and till then you don't have anything on me and please tell that your friend not to email me again

What a stubborn lad.

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The Esteemed Mr Nyash,

No apology, no help. I have plenty of other things to do in the office. I'm still tracking down Fellatio, I'm giving more fucking press briefings, I'm still kissing up to Penfold, I'm still interrogating more damn orphans, and I haven't seen my kids in days!!! I don't have fucking time for your shit. I've offered to help you since you were a help to me. If you don't want it, fine. How the fuck are apologies beneath you? Put down the weed Nyash!

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2017 9:26 pm

Cammy sent something that should get a reaction if he reads it (did he change his email at any point?)

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Dont be such a big fool, you are not your God and you dont speak for Him, so dont think that your God is angry cos your angry, you cant handel being a failure, my council to you is to grow up and stop throwing tantums like a little boy, put it behind you and move on

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2017 10:09 pm

Are you using ? I'm tempted to send him some spoofed emails using the fake email generator just to annoy him. Maybe it will make him think we hacked his email or something. Hopefully they don't go to his spam folder.

Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2017 10:27 am

^Yep, that address. He hasn't responded to either email - I thought the second might have got a reaction.

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The pain is real, good job.

Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2017 11:09 am

All you guys owe me a new monitor xDDD

Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2017 4:44 pm

I have not gotten anything from him. I'm going to try spoofing messages from his own email from "Bingley", the British Snorky technological master who is definitely not named after somebody from Pride & Prejudice. I will edit this message with whatever I end up sending to him.
Edit: I forgot to save the message, but in short, I told him that we hacked his email and would be sending messages to all of his friends from Beaver Island. Furthermore, I told him that he agreed to make the animal porn for the porn producer as well as performing gay sex acts on film. I'm not sure if he will get the message, but since it was sent from his own email, hopefully there will be some interesting messages coming our way. If he doesn't send us any emails in the next few hours, I will send him another one trying out the "confirm delivery" option to see if he actually reads it. If that fails, I can send spoofed messages to people to forward to him.

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