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PostPosted: Wed Mar 18, 2015 10:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It always amazes me when I see some of that Photoshopped stuff.

But really gets me is the Photoshop requests.

For example, I'm in book publishing (I actually make the book into pages, put in the artwork, and shit like that). I make the original and see it through to completion (i.e., printing stage).

Anyway--about 6 or 7 years ago I was working on a cookbook. It was one of those raw diet books. For those not familiar--it's pretty much all vegetables and seaweed and shit like that. Everything from vegetable burgers, salads, drinks, desserts, etc. No dairy or meat in any of them.

Well--naturally the author had a lot of photos of herself in the book, and I swear to God she looked like a zombie. Either that or half dead.

Of course, those photos weren't the final ones. Instead, we were told to make her "look healthier." Those were the exact words: "Look healthier."

So our graphic artist used Photoshop and did.

I guess it still bothers me because here was this author touting the benefits and healthy lifestyle of a raw food diet via her books and a few restaurants she had, and in real life she looked just the opposite of healthy and looked half-dead. The Photoshopped pics we did made her look 10 times "healthier" than she looked in real life.

Don't even get me going on Photoshopped photos of books that show fancy houses and rooms. Photoshop can hide alot of cracks in the walls, stains on the wallpaper and drapes, etc. Or adding more brightness to a dark and dreary room.

I'm finished with my rant, except to say I now look at most photos with a grain of salt. I expect most of them to be doctored.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 18, 2015 10:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That reminds me of a series that ran years ago on TV called "This Old House". The team would go in and rehab some semi-enormous architectural gem. And us peons were left wondering why we couldn't do the same with half the square footage.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 12:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@Dwatina: sort of like this, I'm sure:

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Like you, I don't trust any pictures now.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 11:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^Yup--similar to that.

What a huge difference!

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 1:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Done.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 3:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Pastor Frank wrote:
^ What are the odds of anyone under 40 ever seeing that movie?


Capone wrote:
That reminds me of a series that ran years ago on TV called "This Old House". The team would go in and rehab some semi-enormous architectural gem. And us peons were left wondering why we couldn't do the same with half the square footage.


You're both making me feel old. Must be time to retire to Fort Lauderdale. From what I've seen running on empty beaches with young blonds is the norm down there....

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 6:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Pastor Frank wrote:
^ What are the odds of anyone under 40 ever seeing that movie?


100%. Pay up.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 7:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Huh? I politely request to disagree. More like 1% would be my guess....


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Given the posts there ^ and there v I'll just but out of this part now...

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 8:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

bware419ers wrote:
Pay up


It's in the mail.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 21, 2015 7:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I was almost ready to call this one Legit until I realized there were no Sharks or Dinosaurs in the photo:


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 22, 2015 5:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^That's what happens when you employ Connie to do your photo editing.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 24, 2015 11:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm not sure why she felt the need to photoshop herself a boyfriend

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 25, 2015 5:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Haahaahaa! There went water out of my nose. And there was ice in there, too. ACHOO!

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 25, 2015 5:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ I swear B8er must sell keyboards on the side as many as he's caused to be ruined!

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