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Not quite a Newb Joined: 08 Jan 2014 Posts: 61

OK I AM PLAYING THE FORGIVING DAMSEL..(FOR NOW).BUT HAD TO GET THOSE POOR PIGGIES IN THE REPLY..THEY COME FIRST ALONG WITH MY DEPRESSED DOGS LMFAO

hello mark,
i was very annoyed when you rejected my photographs but i guess the pressure over there must get to you and as i am a very good person i may forgive you but don't do that again please.
this news in afganistan makes me cry, my dear, and you guys should not be there you mark should be here in england with me, living a normal life (or australia) (i always wanted to go to australia:)
i must say though i only want to talk to you about love and not about money, that is your money, i don't need money, mark. i am only interested in having a good relationship with a lovely man and meeting you soon if we find that we get on well hereto.
anyway i have had a bad week, first you were bad to me then my pigs have some kind of flu, i had to call the local vet from the village 3 times to give them injections. my dogs have not been walked (i am sure they are depressed) as i have been there looking after my sick pigs and not my dogs.
anyway they are getting better. i am awake early late as been nursing them on the sofa and they need an animal tablet of paracetamol every 4 hours. they are asleep now and i, my love, must go to get some more sleep.

Lisa
X

Hello my dearest Love,
How are you doing my lovely queen ..?
Honey as you know we are being attacked by insurgents everyday and car bombs,are attacking our peaceful mission here in Afghanistan. And here is a funds in my possession this funds was accrued to all our top serving generals and junior cadre officers as well. The total amount is US$ 3,ooo,ooo(three Million US dollars) cash which was accrued to me,so I want to move this money out of this place,this place is a war zone, so that you may keep it till when I will come over to meet you on my vacation day. I am seeking your assistance to evacuate this money. Which is $3,000,000(three million US dollar) out of here to you. This is no stolen money, and there are no dangers involved, as I have made arrangements with a United Nation representative who promised to deliver the fund to any of my choosing destination. I shall compensate you 30% as my lovely future wife on final conclusion of this project, while the rest shall be for my investment purposes. One passionate appeal I will make to you is not to discuss this matter with a third party,as any leakage of this information will be too bad for me. Honey understand this place is not a safe place that such huge amount of money should be kept and you know anything can happen,and I have survived two suicide car bomb attacks, which prompted me to reach out for help because I will be migrating to you to invest and start a new life not as a soldier anymore.

Right now sweetheart, as I speak with you. I want the immediate transfer of this fund out of Afghanistan without any fodder delay and I put my trust in you as my future wife I want this fund to be transfer with your name without any delay and I want you to know that here in Afghanistan there is no way this money can be transfer through bank to bank transfer, so my plans is to move this money out of Afghanistan through United Nation Diplomatic Agent here in Afghanistan. He will deliver to your door steep or Hotel. All I need from you is your current contact address, together with your mobile phone number and your full name, and a place where you will like to receive this package. It may be in a Hotel room or your house any were you feel is comfortable for you. That is where He will meet you, so you don't need to be afraid Ok. I am going to make everything possible for you to receive this fund successful. What I want to do is that, I want to entrust you as my foreign beneficiary so that this money will be register with your name as the receiver of this fund, you don't need to be afraid everything will be done well and the United Nation Diplomatic Agent will not know that the box contain money because the box, will be register as Precious Valuable Items. The keys to the box are with me I will not send the consignment box together with the keys, the reason is that so nobody will open the box before it will get to his destination to see what is inside the box. No body know the content of the box apart from you that I tell so you have to keep this as secret Ok.

I will send the secret CODE number of the box to you through email that same day that the consignment box will be deliver to you as well to enable you to have access to the money inside the box. As soon as you receive the keys please you will see the money inside the box, the amount of the money is US$ 3,000,000 ( three Million US dollars) Clean and spendable money++. this money have to be kept in your position before I will fly down to meet with you in your country, please I trust and believe in you I don't want you to betray me you know I love you with all my heart. I have plans for that money, if I fly down to see you I am going to invest that money with you and you are going to be the manager of that investment so I am trying to do this for our future. And secondly I have plans to buy a Guest House and Lodge in Australia of our own and a house were, we, will live together as one for ever till death separate us+thanks for your understanding as I wait to receive your email regarding this

Yours Love

Posted: Sat Jan 18, 2014 12:41 pm

Gotta love a good trunk box/romance scam. Can't wait to see which way you take this one!

One suggestion-remove your baiting address and name. You don't want the scammer to google it, ok?

Not quite a Newb Joined: 08 Jan 2014 Posts: 61

removed capone! thanks

Not quite a Newb Joined: 08 Jan 2014 Posts: 61

YUP definitely in wife status now lol but mark seems to have forgotten his name and signed "david" who the fff is david ha ha

My lovely Wife ,as a matter of fact,starting up a relationship is one thing while sustaining and maintaining it is another thing. As you can see,it really takes a real love,what do I mean 'It really takes Mutual love and understanding to established an ever lasting and sincere relationship. I have been pray about our relationship, and i guess you are doing the same.

If you have really done so I will be very thankful,most grateful to you and God. But if you have not, sweetheart please go and think deeply about all we both have being through and what the future holds for us. Go and meditate and ponder over them. and ask God for his mercy and to grant you his support. Go and pray about it,and go and supplicate God!!!
For good things doesn't comes easy.For it is only temporary and fancy things that comes easy!!!

My one and only Wife ,I really love you, respects and honors you. That is why I don't want to ever missed you!!!For I really personally wish that our dreams of getting married and being together should comes to pass by God's help. For if there is anything that will makes me to loose you or lost you,may death takes it!!!

Therefore with all these,I may love to stop here but before then,stay calm,be cheerful, and take very good care of yourself
With much love, care,hugs, and kisses from ME to YOU.............. I will love to say bye for now and have a nice and glorious day!!!

Yours Love
David
i hope to Read your mail.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 08 Jan 2014 Posts: 61

MY REPLY TO THE ABOVE

hello my sweet as a bourbon creme cookie Mark (its an english cookie biscuit lol)
i hope you are well today.
yes i think about you all of the time my heart skips many beats whenever i get a mail from you. love does this to one.
now who the hell is david? you are confusing me baby.
your wife for eternity
Lisa
xxx

Posted: Sat Jan 18, 2014 7:26 pm

Sunny Sally, newbie advice - don't tell them when they screw something up like a name. We let it go. This way, they try to bait a real victim, it becomes their clue. I had one the other day describing making love to me as a woman and he flipped to describing himself as the woman. Whoa!
You're doing well. Aww congrats- when is the wedding? Very Happy

Don't you love how a short time turns into you becoming an instant Mrs? And you'd do anything for your man, right? Lol. Have fun with this one!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 08 Jan 2014 Posts: 61

Thanks for the newbie advice it's noted. Smile

Not quite a Newb Joined: 08 Jan 2014 Posts: 61

its all gone quiet since i told him its only lurrrrrve i want from him ....lol

Posted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 6:18 pm

^^^^ He'll be back with a new script. They most always come back. He probably ran out of internet café money. Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 08 Jan 2014 Posts: 61

LOL yes probably I am determined to get this low life piggied!

Posted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 6:32 pm

You will, you will! You're doing such a good job so far. Much better than I did when I first started. Heck, you've already got your first piggy! I have been baiting since sept. and just got my first one on Saturday!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 08 Jan 2014 Posts: 61

Wow Well I think a lot is luck is why I am targeting Senegal lot now as they seem to be the easiest well done on your pinky piggie too! Congrats! By reading some of these hilarious posts certainly helps us doesn't it ?
Have just set up my own "male" account now, meet "Dave" lol to target the senegalian beauty Lads. I love this hobby. You have helped me a lot too I thought you had been around for ages Smile

it's better than Facebook always someone around on here to have a giggle with Smile

at the lads expense of course.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 08 Jan 2014 Posts: 61

he's back!
i spoke too soon lol

everything is not okay here my love, we have been having serious attack here by those Taliban. my love due to the situation i have meet the united nation NATO force for a 1 month vacation, which they accepted to give me, but the problem is that, they told me i will be responsible for my expenses to leave Afghanistan since is not yet time for my vacation. my i talk to the NATO force committees and they told me that i will give me a military flight to west African , Accra Ghana, and i accept to join them to Africa because the united nation is having a meetings there so after the meeting i will be leaving African to come and meet you in England, but please i want you to do me a favor. my master card would not work there in African and i have no money with me to pay for my flight ticket , my love i want you to do me a favor and send me some money for my flight to England when i arrive there i will use my master card and withdraw money and pay you back the money you send me , thank you so much my love, i will highly appreciate your kind heart and understanding ..

best regard

OH NO Not the Taliban! whatever next!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 08 Jan 2014 Posts: 61

oh my goodness are you ok? these taliban are like angry wasps you swat one and the rest follow, like flies round dog muck.
i hope you can fight them off my dearest.
can you not ask your army boss for the money? i am going to take you away for a nice weekend when you get here.
let me know when you will be here.
your wife,

Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 2:45 am

Quote:

it's better than Facebook

Facebook? What's Facebook? Wink

Quote:

he's back!

YAY!!!

I see he's asking for money for a flight ticket Rolling Eyes

Tell him you need a bank account, if he refuses, you ask him to give you his information and you will purchase a "non-refundable, non-transferable" plane ticket home. (There is a tool for this in the toolbox, I think either next victim or GTmama has a link in their sig lines) It's either bank account or you'll purchase the ticket. Since he'll be in "African", you don't feel safe sending money to WU/MG because that is where WU/MG are being prosecuted for assisting criminals. Not to mention you don't use services where the company assist criminals. He'll cough up a piggy...or two...or three... Wink

You don't have to do the above, just a suggestion! I want you to get more piggies!

Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 4:06 am

Sunny Sally, just think and now you're helping someone fight against the Taliban! The military scammers make me the most mad, I love twisting them up all I can.
You will find sometimes they don't answer right away like here. Just give them time and don't get too anxious. You're doing great.
Do you have a mentor? If you haven't signed up, they are free and very useful.
I am glad you are posting and getting good advice. Keep going!!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 08 Jan 2014 Posts: 61

Thank you some buddy and sweet poison I will take your advice.
I just can't beleive the rubbish these scumbags come out with but that because I am new but learning fast thanks to you. Smile

Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 9:24 pm

Lad logic is a science unto itself. I can't believe the things they come up with either.

What is interesting, just by reading their emails, you find out so much about them as a person. How they feel about women, their astounding ego, selfishness and what they believe the world owes them. I think it would be interesting to do a study and analyze the lad baits and see if their is a common trait that they all possess. (besides greediness) It's not the fact that they're poor and trying to eek out an existence, the majority of people who live in those countries do not fraud people, so what is the trait in all of them where they find it is not only acceptable to scam people, but also justifiable. But that's for another thread on another forum. Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 08 Jan 2014 Posts: 61

You're right buddy but what i would really like to know is how much money they get out of unsuspecting people.
i cant believe people fall for all this BS from them Sad

refuge camps woe stories and love lads tall stories....ship captains, military tough guys characters wow.
anyway i have went back to the man i will post in a min and you will see how his tone changes ha ha (selfish and greedy just like you say)

Not quite a Newb Joined: 08 Jan 2014 Posts: 61

[b]change of tune lol...darling/wife has gone now. Lets see if he comes back after a few days...its silence from me now
(read from the bottom)

rom him[/b]
sorry i don't have a bank account in Ghana, if you know , you can't use western union, forget it..

from me
Hello mark my love
I will not use western union nor money gram it's risky especially with you being in Africa. Send me your bank account details and I will transfer tomorrow morning.
Ok darling xx

from him

darling, you don't need to use bank account, you can use western union or money gram to make the transfer, that's the easy way i can receive it my love. please do it first thing tomorrow morning, and send me the code number.

thank you so much my love.

am waiting to receive the code

best regard

from me
Hello mark my husband I am doing it as I care for you.
Now don't I need a bank account number to pay into?

Lisa wow thats one expensive flight ticket, rounded up too ha ha

from him

thank you so much my love, am so glad to ready your latter. and so happy that i will be with you soon.i appreciate everything you wanna do for me, and also i promise i will make it up to you when i come to you..and i will love you and show you care when i come..

my love here is the details

receivers name..
.................................blah blah blah

Country , Accra Ghana..
Amount 1000 pounds ..

thank you so much my love,
best regard
yours lovely husband

I had a change of heart given his terrible circumstances *tongue in cheek* and wrote this, this morning lol

Good morning
I was thinking about your situation If you cannot get your money for a flight ticket send me your details and I will transfer it. You need to get out of there and home to me.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 08 Jan 2014 Posts: 61

[b]change of tune lol...darling/wife has gone now. Lets see if he comes back after a few days...its silence from me now
(read from the bottom)

rom him[/b]
sorry i don't have a bank account in Ghana, if you know , you can't use western union, forget it..

from me
Hello mark my love
I will not use western union nor money gram it's risky especially with you being in Africa. Send me your bank account details and I will transfer tomorrow morning.
Ok darling xx

from him

darling, you don't need to use bank account, you can use western union or money gram to make the transfer, that's the easy way i can receive it my love. please do it first thing tomorrow morning, and send me the code number.

thank you so much my love.

am waiting to receive the code

best regard

from me
Hello mark my husband I am doing it as I care for you.
Now don't I need a bank account number to pay into?

Lisa wow thats one expensive flight ticket, rounded up too ha ha

from him

thank you so much my love, am so glad to ready your latter. and so happy that i will be with you soon.i appreciate everything you wanna do for me, and also i promise i will make it up to you when i come to you..and i will love you and show you care when i come..

my love here is the details

receivers name..
.................................blah blah blah

Country , Accra Ghana..
Amount 1000 pounds ..

thank you so much my love,
best regard
yours lovely husband

I had a change of heart given his terrible circumstances *tongue in cheek* and wrote this, this morning lol

Good morning
I was thinking about your situation If you cannot get your money for a flight ticket send me your details and I will transfer it. You need to get out of there and home to me.

Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 11:58 pm

^^^^Tell him to go to travel agency, they'll have a bank account. You don't mind the extra fee the agents generally charge, you want to help, but want to make sure that the money is sent safe & secure. Wink

Posted: Thu Jan 23, 2014 10:45 am

Hi Sally, just an idea, but since he's claiming US citizenship, there's another option. The US embassy does maintain a service that allows stranded US citizens to receive money from a relative . Of course your lad won't want to set foot anywhere near the Embassy...

Not quite a Newb Joined: 08 Jan 2014 Posts: 61

OK this little twerp is getting to be a bit demanding he is in need of a slap down...any ideas folks?

HIM
i told you that's the only easy way i can pick it up here.western is all over the world..

darling if you really wanna help me use western and the money will get to me. just send it to the information i give you.

thank you very king heart and your love..

best regard
Mark..

ME
Ok mark well I can buy you an airline ticket if you send me details of your name and airports I want to help you.
Or if you go to a travel agent as they will have a bank account.
I want to be sure that the money reaches you darling.
I won't use western union as they help criminals and I have no trust.
Your choice

HIM
i told you that's the only easy way i can pick it up here.western is all over the world..

darling if you really wanna help me use western and the money will get to me. just send it to the information i give you.

thank you very king heart and your love..

best regard
Mark..

AFTER A FEW DAYS.....ME
No problem (thought i would be a bit non committal here to play with his head)

HIM...(just in)
you should have told me that you don't wanna send me the money, please let me know if you still gonna send it because i really wanna leave this place and com,e to you .

Mark

Not quite a Newb Joined: 08 Jan 2014 Posts: 61

OK have replied to him

why cant you go to the american embassy as you are an american citizen? or so you say. why cant your family help you? or your buddies? do you have any buddies i am surprised if you do with an attitude like yours. what kind of a man sends emails like this to a woman who tried to help him when you are being obstructive. i am a very sensitive woman.

i don’t like your attitude when I have tried to help you and because of this i will require some payment in kind when you arrive on english soil. now send me a bank account and i will pay it tomorrow morning i have had the money ready for a week now while you have been fannying about wasting time with your whining and bleating.