Am fighting Al Queeda-The Michael Nash story

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Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 4:22 am

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Is that like your "cry cry cry cry cry cry" lad?
I wonder if his will be "starve starve starve starve"...or "beer beer..wait, that's my line.

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Oh I'm going to need a lot more beer to deal with this f*ckface.

Day 5: ignore

8 missed phone calls
4 messages

Day 6: write one email

8 missed phone calls
4 more messages (all messages are garbled, I can't make out a single word)

emails I missed:

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Babe, how are you doing. Have miss you

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So babe you can send me the money now I'm waiting

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Babe the hungry is too much for us here, have miss you , sweetie

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Baby how are you i have miss you

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Babe are you busy I'm here waiting for you

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Sweetie where are you been ? I have miss you

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Babe , how are you doing

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I got fired from my job for trying to send money to you and they called the police and they arrested me.
I got out on bail today.

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Oh babe when was that happen

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And why can you inform me so I can call for emergency there that my wife was arrested as a army wife I'm sorry for what happen

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Babe I really love you. Sorry for what happen,OMG I have inform my commander now about this, and please can I have information on the case and the police officer that arrested, I need his name , there are all in fired too now

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This. Is a problem for that where are suffered since three weeks now and we call for emergency in american they can't do. Anything, and my wife wanna help me they arrested her, I wanna fight with them by power. Okay don't worry

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Day 7: Insist on a photo and ignore for 3 more days

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So babe where are you now

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Babe reply me where are you now?

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Babe how do you want to do It now

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Hello babe

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Babe where are you now

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Hello babe how are you doing

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Babe I need your reply here I have miss you

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Baby how are you doing

My attorney told me not to talk to anyone about this.
He says you aren't an American citizen and you aren't in the army.
He says you are a Nigerian scammer.

It doesn't matter what explanation he gives me, my character will believe him.

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No no babe

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I really love you I'm not a scammer I just love you. If you told someone about me they will think I'm a scammer. But I want you to believe in love and about this money I told you to send me is not the way. I won't. It to be just because I wanna marry you

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Babe just don't tell anybody, they alwayz told you that I'm a scammer and I'm not. Just because I ask you for help and I have my own property but I don't have access to my account here, babe if you can trust me you gain it from me

my attorney said you would say that. he said you need to send me a picture of yourself holding a sign. You have to handwrite on the sign "Micheal Nash fights Al-Queeda".
If you cannot do this you are not real.

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Babe yeah I do it

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Babe I do it for you. But I don't understand

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Babe I make my self for you that I'm real I do anything. You won't to make me real

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Babe how are you doing

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Personality i want to meet true love, i want to meet a person to marry, and i hope her to be a wife, friend, partner, my soul-mate. And I wish to give her the same
feed-back.
Interests swimming, modern art.

He has me confused with someone else now. Rinse and repeat?

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Hello my love what do you won't me to do now

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I will tell you about about me...{1}My Name is major michael nash of the United State Army,am a widower with a 14yrs old daugther,i live and own my house in Addington,OklahomaUsa.. , am 5'10" tall .am Sepetember 7th 1961 (51 years old) , i love to swim , cook and a walk in the park will be great too , i enjoy the outdoors too , i love color blue and my eye is hazel , i am single and need a serious relationship , distance to me is no barrier i can always relocate to anywhere around the world . distance is only measured by miles not with heart ,and home is where your heart is . Am here searching for the right woman i can share the next and all my life chapter with , someone i can grow old with , someone i can watch the sun set with .
a honest woman, I am only child of my parents...

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i moved to the states when i was 4 years old...my dad is from Usa and my mom is from Italy,my dad and mom got to meet each other in Italy and i was born there as well..but i moved to the states with my mom's aunt when i was 4 years old.Myparents were always disagreeing and later they settled for divorce,so my mom had to go back to Italy and she took me along to Italy too..but i only spent 4 months with mom there..she wasn't able to cope with me and my education costs there.She had to throw me down to her aunt's place in Califonia.thats were i grew up..and schooled and went to college there too..

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You need to show me that pic of you holding a sign that says "Michael Nash is fighting Al-Queeda" before I can respond to you.

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Babe how are you doing. I don't see you here

Picture, proof, necessary

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Okay babe you mean I should send you my picture to you

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Babe I do anything you won't to proof my self

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Babe where are you now

I'm trying to find a new job, I meant that email to go to my friend. She says I can use her scanner to
send my resume since I can't load PDF on my computer.

Tell me about your day.

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Oh baby will caught some terrorist today in fast they are very wicked

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Honey can I ask you a question

You caught a terrorist today?
Good for you!
Will you motorboat him?
I would like that very much!

What do you need to ask?

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Yeah babe will put then in cell there , which food do you eat today ...my love

Well since I'm broke off my ass I opened a can of cat food and ate that.
What did you eat?

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Babe I take a pepsi and a pear of bread as I told nigeria campus is very bad

Oh that's better than cat food, yes it is.
I would love a pepsi.

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But I thanks God. My desire is fulfilled when I reach my destination, which is none other than a place in your big heart

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It's a big ole heart yes it is.

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Babe I will like to no more a about you

sure, what would you like to know?

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I'm sensitive, intelligent, creative, articulate, patient and caring person. I have very true values for what my believes are with my relationship with God. I'am out going, have a sence of humor and easy to get along with. I'm a faithful and committed person, who is
conserdate of other people's feelings. I consider my self extraordinary and make friends for life. I have this energy that sends out a vibration and frequency to all I in counter, I have desires and dreams that I transmit and wait to receive all I ask for in life. I live and take advantage of all the fun life has to offer, like War, dining, Art galleries, movies, live music, Training, and travelling. I live in Oregon, and enjoy walking in Central Park. Its one of my favourite places to go and
have a picnics. I'm a person that takes good care of myself and don't eat red meat. I do a great turkey burger with healthy spices and pasta. I eat very healthy and make sure that my Only son follows my lead for good health reasons.

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,am not really good on internet,but my believe is with a good hearted and God fearing woman like you i will get use to it..

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im insensitive stupid and not creative
i cant articulate because i didnt go to school long enouf
i got mugged once in central park
i also don't believe in god

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Babe can I ask you a question

I walked away from the computer for a few hours (I saw something shiny).

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i can give up my world if only you will let me be part of yours.

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i will like to exchange some words with you about life and i promise to be of my best behaviour to you. So just give me a trial. I really love to get to know you due

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I will also like to ask you some few questions about life, what did you think life has to offer us as an individual? Did you think we can still find true love in the world today?

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.it has really been a dream come true for me to become a real Officer and i have commited all my time and all i have into this career and i hope it leads to a very great future for me.Well,i am a very sincere and honest person,am caring, kind, social, smart, intelligent, passionate, friendly, romantic, and i believe in the truth and honesty of love..i am really a very sincere person when it comes to sharing feelings and emotions with that special person and am really damn too honest about the things i say and do cause i dont like hurting anyone's feelings,cause everyone has a chance to laugh,so why do i make them sad...am very easy to get along with,fun to
be with and am very adaptive and communicative when it comes to conversant conversation.and my life is based on the truth and honesty of self personality...I will like to meet a woman who will be my friend , companion , mother , sister , a woman that will be all to me , someone i can rely on , someone i can care for , a woman that is honest ,caring , and loyal , a woman i can hold close to my heart ,

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Babe are you there

Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 10:18 am

This is pretty funny, break apart pieces of script and use it as conversation .

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I like how it asks "can I ask you a question" and it's response is that garbage. Funny lad.

I lost my internet since I didn't pay the bill.
It's ok, I hacked into my neighbors internet.

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Okay

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When are you gong to pay for the bill

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Babe are you not. Sending me the money again

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Babe how are you doing

Hi,
I'm fine. I'm checking people's trash bins at the curb for food.
No luck so far.
How are you?

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Hello how are you doing

still alive, how are you?

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you mean

what?

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How's everything today Where are you presently

i'm in my house, where are you presently?

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Babe good are you not sending me the money

I told you they arrested me then they fired me?
Yes. I told you that.
Now I have no income. I'm eating trash since I can't afford food.
My attorney told me not to talk to you, he says you are a scammer.

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No babe do you believe that let me no

he told me i should ask you for a picture of you holding a sign saying "Micheal Nash is fighting Al-Queeda."
He says if you do that then you aren't a scammer.

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And babe on my own I. Not a scammer. I'm really sure please

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Babe okay but I'm really need your help here I do what you won't

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Just try to help me I pay back with respect I promise

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I don't have time for woman since the day will meet and I have no that you send from God to marry and help each others

so you'll get that picture for me with you holding a sign, right?

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So babe if I don't send you the picture you won't send mt the money right.

correct.

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Okay I don't that for you, because. I love you

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But babe can you just help me to with little to some food this week

i have no food of my own.
i need your picture with the sign before i can discuss how i can get money to send you

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Okay I do that thank babe and can you just send me your picture I wanna see your beautiful face

you send a pic of you with the sign first
i think my lawyer is right
you are a scammer

goodbye

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No no babe I promise I do that when I back to camp

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