My babysteps baiting Facebook love lad *NSFW

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Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 10:54 am

Chry, this is amazing-if you can get this POS over to S1mba, it will make our year!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

^I know! I'll do jazz hands IRL if that happens. Wait, I already do that.

Posted: Mon Oct 14, 2013 1:39 am

Thanks ginger, that was a much needed laugh! Now I'm getting the "I love you too much crap!":

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my love i miss you soooooo much that i cant do nothing without you,no woman can take me away from you and no man can take you away from me we will always be together for ever till the world ends i love you more.i which we can talk on phone.

I strongly suspect it's stolen off the net, the spelling's too good. I send this back:

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Naaaaw Babe! I love you too. and when we get to S1mba in Benin, i'll show you the time of your life! now babe, I don't normally do this, 'cos it's my work account, but maybe we should talk via email about the details since I can't get your phone number to work

<insert baitermail here>

Mandy

Posted: Mon Oct 14, 2013 3:04 am

Smooth move to get his email addy!!!

Posted: Tue Oct 15, 2013 12:07 am

thanks somebuddy. unfortunately lad is lazy and asks for the phone number again. Bearing in mind, it's a fictitious number reserved for Australian television it'll never work. I tested it, you get "The number you have dialed is not connected" Bolding is mine:

Quote:

Scammer

ok my love,bet i still want you too send me your phone number i want you too sheck it very well do no mistake about it please,i love you with all my heart.your boy zeke.

Today
Me
babe,

This is the third time you've asked and the number hasn't changed. Incidentally, you're the ONLY person who seems to be unable to ring it. dunno why, but for third time, here it is.

I don't want to sound like a whinger but why do you keep asking? The phone number isn't going to change when you ask for a fourth time. To be honest I'm getting a bit sick of you asking. it's like you think I don't know my own phone number

So for the third time, here is my number <snipped>

Ring me when you write to my email

Mandy

ANYTHING to make him more frustrated than he already is Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Oct 15, 2013 10:35 am

Nice to see you're still cranking the gears and putting them through the mincer, IC!

You know you can count on Doughnut if you ever need an extra pair of jazz hands.

Posted: Mon Oct 21, 2013 5:30 am

thanks Phil. I'll keep it in mind. you can never have too many "Jazz hands", especially if you have no dinkle. In the meantime, Lad gets back to me I was offline working:

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Scammer

babe how are you doing i gueass every thing is ok with you,just wanna say you gat be carefull any where you are.

Today
ME

babe,

I am starting to pack for next month's trip. Am thinking of travelling light, maybe just a suitcase for a change of clothes or two. I expect to be returning with a couple of extra suitcases if the clothing stores are as good as you say they are!

what about you? you ready for the trip to Benin?

I checked the email. Of course he didn't write. I have to be able to PROVE lad went a travelin'

Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 12:26 am

Lad says he's ready;

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Scamming turd

i'm ready my love,i cant wait to see you.

ho hum. I need more you lazy sack of crap. I need your flight details:

Quote:

Today
ME

Fantastic babe,

Since I sent you a screenshot of my flight details, maybe you can do me the same privilege!

Just want to make sure you are there when I arrive

Mandy

That and the lack of emails will be an issue, and soon! Wink

Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 11:42 pm

Lad points out he's not actually flying:

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Scamming turd

babe i'm not going there by flight,i've told you once that benin is very close to my country i can go there by buss,babe a day too your arrival i will be there waiting for you.zeke

Today
ME

Maybe send me a copy of your bus ticket. It should tell me when you arrive so we can meet up. I sent you my itinerary, I'd hate for them to get mixed up, what with me being so far away from home and all

Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 6:08 am

Lad gets back to me. Seems he doesn't have to buy a ticket... TO ANOTHER COUNTRY!:

Quote:

Scammer

babe i dont need too get a ticket befor going too benin i can go there with any bus coue its very clouse too my country,i will be waiting for you there two days befor your arrival,babe you should keep me posted when your about too leve home.

BORING! Seems our Mandy isn't happy about that, and she lets him know in no uncertain terms:

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Today
Me

Babe, you are travelling to another country! At the very least you need a bus ticket and a passport. Do you think I am stupid??? I have been nothing but straight up with you and you treat me like an idiot!

And as for when I leave I sent you a screenshot of my itinerary. It tells you when I leave Melbourne. It tells you when I arrive in China. It tells you when I am leaving China and arrive in Addis Ababa. It tells you when I arrive in Cotonou and when I depart again in a month's time!

If you can't be bothered to treat me like I treat you, then maybe i should cancel my ticket. I am looking for my equal a man I can spend the rest of my life with. If I wanted a misogynistic prick, I wouldn't have left my husband!

(A very pissed off) Mandy

Oops

Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 2:05 pm

Nah, He deserved it. Insensitive shit. Doesn't he know about the time you were supposed to meet your prom date at the local bus stop. And he NEVER arrived? Broke your heart. You've had a thing about buses and meeting people ever since.

Posted: Fri Oct 25, 2013 12:03 am

wow, Phil! I wished I'd read that BEFORE I responded. Oh well, I'll save that for a few emails time.

Lad gets back to me. He continues to try pedal we don't need a passport malarkey:

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Scammer

babe,my love my heart,i zeke will never in my life trick you in any way,my love i know you have never been too africa for once bet here in africa there are places some one will wanna go too that will need a passport or a bus ticket,mandy i tell you this nigeria and benin are very!!!clouse that i dont need too get a passport or ticket befor i can get there,babe i love you more than what you can imagine,mandy every beet of my wards is true i will never lie to you couse you are my wife my life.

And then he follows up with Poor little old me:

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Today
scammer
7:18am
Scammer

my love,my heart,my life,you mean every thing too me i will never do anything too hot you couse if i do i will die,couse i have make a promice too GOD that i will love you till my dieing day,its just that i dont have cash on me,couse neeting you in benin would courst me 100 grand,babe i told you aint gat a job yet,my love its all f*cking hard for me here.i love you mandy.me zeke.

Lots of people have it tough, it doesn't make them scamming turds. Mandy however has had it tough also. Bolding is mine:

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Today
Me
10:51am
Me

Then maybe you aren't the man I thought you were. Before I bought my franchise at Chocolates I did every job I could to get the money. I sold every belonging I didn't actually need, I worked two jobs, one of which was shoveling shit in a farm. I picked fruit in the summer months.

Zeke, life wasn't meant to be easy, it's how we overcome these obstacles that makes us the people we are. And I don't for a second believe you can travel to another country without a passport. Even in the European Union you need a passport to travel between countries.

why are treating me like dirt?

Mandy

That quote is from former Liberal party Prime Minister Malcolm Fraser. Let's see if takes anything at all on board. Incidentally, according to a Naira to Australian dollar converter, One hundred Grand converts to $654.75. I can't wait to tell him I spent 1331895.12 naira to get my tickets Wink

Posted: Fri Oct 25, 2013 12:26 am

This Bait has been a riot to follow! The Hundred Grand bit reminds me of this:

http://www.hark.com/clips/jjfkrzqspq-you-just-won-a-100-grand-radio-prank

Posted: Fri Oct 25, 2013 2:21 am

that could an idea for baiting! I'll have to keep it in mind Smile

ETA: Just noticed that said scammer is wearing Ray bans in his new profile pic. I wonder if I should mention he could sell them and have a third of the cost of his bus ticket right there!

thoughts?

Posted: Fri Oct 25, 2013 10:11 am

^^^^
Does he know you've tracked his FB profile?

Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2013 12:08 am

he wrote to me via facebook, so it's all good. I need him to go to email so i can try track his IP and see if he actually travels.

In the meantime lad is STILL trying to convince me he doesn't need a passport:

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Scammer

my love,truly passport is needed if i want too travile out of nigeria too other african country,bet from nigeria too benin or ghana though i need a passport but i can still go in too the two country without a passport couse nigeria and this two country are very clouse i can go there by bus any time,i can bourd a buss from the park witout any bus ticket,i will only pay my money at the park,couse from nigeria too benin it just a corple of hours,please babe i want you to understand me i will never lie.

I suspect lad wishes to get around the passport issue, he no longer wants to go to Benin:

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Scammer
10/25, 5:46pm
Scammer

my love i wish you can come in too nigeria,insted of you going too benin,that will save more money for you,we gat lot of fun playsis here in nigeria,please my love i want you too real schedule your traveling too nigeria straite fliht,couse as soon as you are here i'm planin too do a little weding with you as the woman my heart has choosen,my love you are every thing too me i love you not becouse of your money nor beauty,bet i love you for the kind of wowom that you are,a woman with a great dream i love u

Like THAT'S going to happen!

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Today
Scammer
5:25pm
scammer

my love i miss you

my love i miss you

Time to up the ante. Not only is Mandy completely unimpressed, seems zeke may have a dolla chopper on the go:

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Zeke,

ARE YOU F*CKING SERIOUS??? I spent over 8 grand of my own money (that's over one MILLION Naira, I checked) to get the tickets to Benin, let alone the costs of two tickets to S1mba and now you just want me to ditch them??? MISTER MAN, you have got to be joking! If I am turf these tickets then I will not travel at all.

why do you keep telling me that you don't need a passport when you clearly do. I feel you are not taking me seriously, am I a joke to you?

And finally, why did write to me FOUR TIMES in two hours this morning, with some new facebook account telling me to only write to the new address? What the f*ck is this shit!

Zeke, I love you but I truly do not understand what is going on here!

Mandy

And I've still got Phil's suggestion as a fall back! Wink

Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2013 2:36 pm

^^^^ I am soooo hoping you get a safari out of this one! I keep coming back to see if there is an update to this thread.

Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2013 11:28 pm

Thanks Somebuddy, here's an update:

Lad gets back to me, he doesn't seem to get there's a dolla chopper on the go:

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Scammer

my love i'm sory too have been telling you all those words,truly i need a passport bet i dont have the money too get a passport,bet too tell you the truth i can still get to benin without a passport couse i'm coming with a bus not fliht,and for the message i sent too you four times it might be the network,but i never change my account,or may be my account has been hacked by some one eals please dont send any message too any body couse i didn't change my account,i love you mandy.

I decide to play up fake lad:

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Zeke,

So, you're going to try sneak into Benin without a passport? Isn't that a crime? I've said it before but it's worth repeating. Do what you have to do to get to Benin. I am traveling from AUSTRALIA to be with you and you bitch about the next country along? And keep receipts, so I can pay you back whatever you spend.

I had a look in my inbox and the messages seem to be coming from your account. Another seven turned up today. And these ones are trying to get me to go to someplace called Kashimbila in Nigeria. The messages say that I should cancel my flight and rebook it to Kashimbila. All the messages relate to Kashimbila. Why is that Zeke? Any ideas?

Maybe we should write via email like I suggested? Just a thought!

Mandy

there's a very specific reason I picked kashimbila. Apart from the fact it's in the middle of nowhere, the Australian Govt warns not to travel there:

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Militants may be planning to kidnap expatriates in the Kashimbila area, Nigeria.

Let's see if I get that email addy now Wink

ETA: I decide to send him another message;

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And it happened again! you're not even listed as online and I just received three more messages urging me to go to Kashimbila. have you been there? is it nice? I haven't even heard of it!

Anything to light a fire under lad's ass Wink

Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2013 11:19 pm

Lad ignores the email request:

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Scammer

my love dont mind any message coming in ur inbox day are scamers those are the people that scam on line,my love please dont fall victim too them,i dont knw where kashimbila is its not in nigeria please ignor the message,thay are trying too make use of my account too get in too you,please ignor the message tell the person never too wrigth you again,my sweet angel you will be the best woman in my life,i love you mandy.zeke

That simply won't do:

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But that's the problem, it won't stop. Another five turned up today and again they mentioned Kashimbila. And what if I accidentally tell you to stop.

I think we should simply communicate via email from now on, that way I can ignore all the messages from this account.

Mandy

ETA i threaten to dump the lad, he's creeping me out with his fake lad:

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And AGAIN! And he wants to meet me at Kano Airport! where is Kano? Does it have shops? I think it's safer for me to block your account and not receive any more messages. Get back to me if you want to talk via email otherwise it was nice talking to you until it got way too creepy

Mandy

Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 6:39 am

I was going to edit this into the previous post but it gets kind a convoluted. Lad chats Mandy is suitably paranoid:

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scammer
baby thats nice lets talk on mails,you can block me here

me
which one are you?
I want to make sure I have thwe right zeke
I'd hate to give my email address to the wrong zeke

scammer
baby thats nice lets talk on mails,you can block me here same message sent from the mobile he doesn't have)

Me
do you have my email address? if not then you
are the wrong zeke
i'm sorry to be so paranoid, but this is truly scaring me

scammer
baby this is me its nice too see you here my love its been a while we talk one on one

Me
Join facebook, my friends tell me, it's fun and safe! I never expected anything like this to happen
my love i do have your mail
can you write to it now?PLEASE?
I want to know it's really you

Scammer
my love can you tell me some thing sweet too make my day

Me
babe, write to the email and I'll tell you something swee t back. How's that sound?

Scammer
my love i tryied using my phone bet its not worcking couse my phone is not the type that can do such,till i go to the cafe to send too your mail but its me zeke

Me
AGAIN??? Fuck, it's not you, it's HIM! you sound so different, so angry when the other zeke writes. And why kano? what's at Kano?

OOPS! I blocked him! Seems his phone (the one he doesn't have) can't handle email. Seems it's internet cafe time for him, his ONLY option is to email her. HOPEFULLY I haven't blown it

Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 2:24 pm

I don't know, I think you've got him. His ego will dictate him to do that. We might not be seeing it, but he's afraid someone is going to move in on his victim- we all know how they hate that!

Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2013 9:44 am

Lad has no choice he writes to Mandy's email account. IP Address Lagos:

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Hello Baby, it me Zeke, just to let you know my new Yahoo email and Facebook, i no longer in use of the previous old yahoo and Facebook account as someone is trying to hack it.... Please do ignore any message you got from thise old account cuz they are not from me ok... Feel free to get back to me here ok...

Thanks Zeke loves you..

Mady getas back, she (Like I am in RL) is overjoyed he wrote, she even sends a saucy pic:

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My dearest Zeke,

You cannot understand how much i love you at this point. I haven't told anyone this, but when I was in high school my prom date stood me up at the bus stop and I have never gotten over that. But you won't let me down will you? I don't think I could deal with rejection like that again. Remember I arrive in Benin in eight days, and I want you to join me so we can take the Shuttle bus provided to the beginning of our new life together.

Oh Zeke, I was so afraid you would be just like every other man, but your willingness to support me by allowing myself to block you on facebook shows that you truly love me. There is a new Facebook account that looks like you but I do not trust it and will only approve it once I meet you.

please do not share this, but I have attached something special just for you. I had this photo taken a few years back in the hopes of sharing it with that special someone, but until now never believed I would find him. As a token of my love I send you this photo in the hopes it will get you in the mood for some serious loving. I lay awake at night dreaming of a four poster bed with you in it. We will make love for the first week before - no screw it we'll just stay in bed for ever and ever.

Oh Zeke, I can't wait to feel your manly arms around me, your throbbing member rubbing against my wet body. once we are done, you will need a new penis, because I wioll wear the old one done to the balls

Mandy

Let's see if shithead travels

Chrys

Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2013 2:46 pm

^^^^ YAY Email address!! I know how hard you worked for that Wink

So, he's supposed to meet you in Benin in 8 days? I am a little confused, what with his not needing a passport and all.

Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2013 4:06 pm

Outstandinng! I always wanted to be on safari watch to see if he travels. Get your IP ducks lined up, open a bottle or two and see what happens!

Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2013 6:32 pm

Fingers crossed and other random good-luck wishes! He sounds like an upstanding member *cough* of the slimeball class!

Hope the fuckturd travels!

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