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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 8:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

B.L.Z. Bubb wrote:
What about that song by Chesney Hawks?

Or that other guy, who was a dustman or something till Stock, Aitken & Waterman signed him up...

Edit: Rick Astley - thats his name!


Chesney : "I am the one and moley"

Rick Astley : "Never gonna give you up"

Rick Astley came to a club I was woking in once and demanded to be let in through a side entrance and straight through into the VIP lounge coz he was such a big star he'd get mobbed.

The doormen refused and so he came to the front door. The crowd took no notice of him at all and he got pissed off, became obnoxious and ended up getting thrown out.
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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 8:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Any of the audio based arsesquirt emitted by T'Pau

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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 8:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

what about that german(apologies to KD if im wrong) mime act

milli vanilli
now they were the pits and they didnt even sing


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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 8:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^Believe it or not, both of the guys in Milli vanilli could sing quite well, it was just that the management had a certain vocal sound in mind and insisted they mimed.

That one was called "Girl you know it's true"

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Floral Dance.
The chicken song.
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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 9:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"Remember You're A Womble"

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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 9:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^Now that was pure Kak Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 10:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Cheesiest Tunes?


Don't get me started.

remmy223 wrote:
what about that german(apologies to KD if im wrong) mime act milli vanilli ...


1. I'm not German.

2. Neither were Milli Vanilli. The two dancers (who didn't sing) were an American and a Frenchman. The real singer was an American. The group was however produced by a German who based the "group" in Germany.
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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 10:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

kleindoofy wrote:


1. I'm not German.


He just plays one on t.v. -- "I know nosssing!!"

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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 12:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFacWGBJ_cs

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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 12:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ooh, you people are obviously too young to remember the ultimate assault against taste. And to think these people won a grammy for best new artist:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gYPXD0Xirg
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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 12:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

"Afternoon Delight", by the starlight firework whatever th f#*k band in the 70's.

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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 12:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

guineagirl wrote:
... you people are obviously too young to remember ...


Ok, the worst song ever to hit #1 in the US: Disco Duck (1976). puke

If you've never heard the song, you're lucky, be thankful.
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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 12:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@Joetam, we were thinking the same thing at the same time, see my link.

@KD, let's not confuse intentionally bad (i.e. Disco Duck, which was a spoof) and just plain bad (someone who thought they were contributing to Art, as it were).

And if we include The Final Countdown, we must include its equally dreadful '80s power rock twin Eye of the Tiger by Survivor. puke and We Built this City on Rock and Roll by Starship puke puke
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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 1:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 7:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Is 'Afternoon delight' about a couple having a nooner?

Just a question...

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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 7:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Gina G - Ooo Ah (Just a little bit)

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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 8:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Okey doke. Breaking my no posting thing as the brits here have missed some serious contenders:


Mr Blobby - Still gives me nighmares

Any joke song that was intended for those Dads who buy them just to try and look cool at a party but ends up looking a complete idiot such as....

Tellytubbies

Crazy Frog Axel Foley song

I could go on but am feeling quite disturbed as these songs are all in my head now.

One last one - Save all you kisses for me.... aaaaaggggghhhhhh
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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 9:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Some of the posters in this thread seem to be mixing up cheesy with just plain crap. Although the two are not necessarily mutually exclusive.

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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 10:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

That Blondie song about aliens eating cars, where she tried to rap. I think http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHPikUPlRD8 Crying or Very sad Confused Shocked
here's another one by Debbie Harry
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is High" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbMYwuAHK_4


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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 10:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Erhhhh, I hated afternoon delight puke

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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 11:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Sheep love AC/DC:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVfDnV1FFnk

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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 11:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

/\/\ Lol, velcro gloves & kneepads.....

Save all your bleeding kisses for me, Brotherhood of Man

Thats cheezy and crap

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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 12:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, I'm a complete sucker for 80's metal, but some songs were definately a bit too far over the top.

Anything by Dokken

Or,

Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must have been something you said
I just died in your arms tonight

(starts at 1:02)


And of course, the fathers of Cheese: Helloween and Manowar. I've got loads of this stuff lying around...

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This is pretty terrible
http://www.atomfilms.com/film/torsten_kretchzmar.jsp?channelKeyword=channel_funny_songs

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it wasn't me wrote:
....both of the guys in Milli vanilli could sing quite well, it was just that the management had a certain vocal sound in mind and insisted they mimed.


Laughing Laughing

A bit like the Spice Girls then, allegedly.

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