Oral sex linked to throat cancer!

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Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 7:37 am

Quote:

don't believe any statistic you didn't manipulate yourself

the risk for throat cancer lies at 0,013%
according to this study oral sex increases the risk to 0,11% (linky for the german readers)

wow, I got to be reall carefull now Rolling Eyes

[Edited the Bold part within believe]

Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 8:42 am

Is that 0.11% risk factor cumulative? ie. per event?

...hang on! Why am I worried?

It'd still only be 0.11% for me.

Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 8:46 am

Oh Jesus. I just gave up smoking and now I gotta give up oral sex too?

Is there no God? Crying or Very sad

Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 9:15 am

@viereinsneun
those 0,013% are the total percentage in the population of Germany

I have no clue on how the math works, but as in everything it boils down to "excreta occurs"

Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 10:25 am

Well statistically it's still better than the 99% risk of blindness from masturbating. Cool

Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 10:30 am

^^^^^ *starts to sing the U2 Song*

Love is blindness
I don't want to see
Won't you wrap the night
Around me
Oh my heart
Love is blindness

In a parked car
In a crowded street
You see your love
Made complete
Thread is ripping
The knot is slipping
Love is blindness

Love is clockworks
And cold steel
Fingers too numb to feel
Squeeze the handle
Blow out the candle
Love is blindness

Laughing

Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 10:50 am

Oral sex is good for one, and a good trick if you can do it, but better for two.

(I was at school with a chap who claimed to be able to give himself a BJ - fortunately I never saw this cunning stunt performed).

Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 12:04 pm

Cum on, guys, with a sample of 300, this is hardly a seminal study, they're just paying lip service, that's all.

Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 4:17 pm

Obviously this is gettin' blown out of all proportion..

Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 4:46 pm

So, the real important question for the ladies is though: Does it also cause cancer of the stomach? Laughing

Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 4:56 pm

BTW for those of you who don't know this...........

Oral sex may lead to cancer........

Vaginal sex may lead to children...........

Cancer sounds good when put that way, doesn't it? LOL

Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 5:12 pm

I wonder about this study. There may be some other factor, associated with marriage, that inhibits the cancer. I say this because my experience has been that single women engage in providing oral sex to their male partners, while (based on a sample of one) married women do not.

I wonder how much they charge to participate in the study. ("$200, Reverend, same as downtown.")

Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 5:28 pm

Quote:

single women engage in providing oral sex to their male partners, while (based on a sample of one) married women do not.

To which you can add my experience and your statement is now corroborated and based on a sample of two!

Rather as in :
Q : "How do you stop a girl from screwing?"
A : "Marry her."

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

After reading Krona's and Falnsb's posts I've settled into my comfy chair and broke out the snacks in anticipation of one of two things happening:

Seeing one of them or both messily eviscerated, or somebody foolishly stepping in to refute them. Laughing

Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 5:53 pm

^^^^^ pffft. Anyone who posts and says "I've been married 15 years and I'm still getting blown" is either a liar or a philanderer. Or my new mentor!

Why is a woman's wedding day the happiest day of her life?
Because she knows she'll never be giving another bj.

I forgot. What was the original topic of this thread?

Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 6:03 pm

Quote:

Oral sex may lead to cancer........

Vaginal sex may lead to children...........

and anal ......?

(Sorry, I know that's a shit comment but I couldn't resist.)

Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 6:04 pm

@Snerd

I should have let you lock it Sad

Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 6:09 pm

anal .........that gets you slung through the shitfest posts by the "n00bies" here[/url]

lotta - - they aren't going to lock it - - they're all hoping that I'll soon provide videos or pictures....

[to the tigger song tune]Oh.....the wonderful thing about edit buttons, is edit buttons are wonderful things! Wink

TS

Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 6:21 pm

Does any of you ever lick toes? Confused

Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 6:27 pm

Wouldn't surprise me if breadcrumb does... after all that shady character licks floors. Laughing

** SUSPENDED ** Joined: 26 Mar 2005 Posts: 1267

@coronalight - No, they're in shoes all days.. smell like fungus and probably taste like decayed fish.

Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 6:47 pm

@corona. Toes or toads? Breadcrumb likes both.

Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 7:57 pm

@PRS: Honey, you were not supposed to talk about our cybersex sessions in public you know..... Laughing

falnsb wrote:

and anal ......?

You know, I was soooo close to post that myself, but I was smart enough to skip that topic... Laughing

Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 8:40 pm

I think everyone here is aware that these research scientists pick and choose who they want in order to get the results they want. So cumming to this conclusion will most likely earn them some huge gov. grant, and they'll probably use that money for booze and sex. Then chalk it all up to more research.

Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 9:12 pm

@icright

... or it could be that they already have funding, from big tobacco etc. Got to watch these scientists. Shocked

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