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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 8:25 am

You could tell him that your barrister has studied his case against you and he has applied for the following legal principle to be applied

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Ne feceris ut rideam

- Don't make me laugh

his action is innappropriate for the following reason

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Braccae tuae aperiuntur

- Your fly is open

and if he comes to the USA he will be subject to the following order

Quote:

Caro putridas es

- You're dead meat

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 8:34 am

Okay, they have the better of you. Admit it. Pay up and shut up. Send them the money with one of my new and admit your defeat graciously.

(If scanned, the bar code reads 419419419)

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 29 Jun 2006 Posts: 94

lostinengland2006 wrote:

So, when did you work for WANLIDA TEXTILE COMPANY?

I just got a job there as a super duper payment representative a month ago..

LOL @ all the comments.

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 2:32 pm

Jervis Tetch wrote:

^^^^Well at least the Chinese know what an invoice is. Trying to explain THAT concept to the Nigerians is often next to impossible.

This, or something very like it, turns up in just about every bait I do:

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[A]n INVOICE is something you give explaining what the customer is paying for. A RECEIPT is the thing you give after the customer has paid... So; INVOICE, then PAYMENT, then RECEIPT.

It's the same with just about every West African Lad - not just Nigerians.

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 21 Oct 2005 Posts: 91

Yeah, trying to explain the difference between invoice and receipt is always worth about 4 or 5 emails and a week of their time.

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 5:26 pm

I just screwed this company out of $51,900 - I'm going to be in big trouble.

We've all heard of "class action lawsuits" before... maybe, if we get enough defendants together, we can start a "class action defense" and save on attorney fees.

JREH

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 29 Jun 2006 Posts: 94

Oops, I made them mad again. Told them I mixed up payments, sent the $ to someone else. God, I wish this job wasn't so difficult.

Quote:

Dear xxx xxx,

I want to let you know that you are playing a game,and that game will soon come to an end,I sent a western union information to you, to transfer the funds to, and all you keep on telling me is that all the transfer informations are invalid.
Also note that I don't know any Mr William James,so if you know where you have transfer the funds to,,just go and place hold on it,and get it back.
Note That our company is presently located in China not Taiwan.
,because my company will do all it takes to see that you provide this funds,"NOTE THAT",since you said that you don't want to be respected,we will treat you the way you want to be treated.This is no threat,but know that we are comming soon,unless our funds get to us soonest.

THIS TIME IS REAL AND NOTE A JOKE.(we will make sure you lose all you have worked for when we come to the U.S)

Mr Mark Lane.

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 8:06 pm

^^^tell them that you agree and send them the money with a cheque Twisted Evil

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 8:20 pm

Aaaah so last time was a joke - but if they only tell you afterwards how do you know this isn`t a joke too ?

Maybe you need to teach them `Simon says` to avoid all this confusion they are causing. Very Happy

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 9:00 pm

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Note That our company is presently located in China not Taiwan.

The Chinese Government regards Taiwan as a renegade province... why not ask tell the Lad that you were told that Taiwan is part of China?

Quote:

THIS TIME IS REAL AND NOTE A JOKE.(we will make sure you lose all you have worked for when we come to the U.S)

Mr Mark Lane.

Side note: Mark Lane was one of the earliest writers on JFK assassination conspiracies (Rush To Judgement and others). Ask him if it's true that Woody Harrelson's dad was the man on the grassy knoll.

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 9:35 pm

I can see the headlines now:

2007 China's supreme court commutes Adam12 death sentence to life ...

Nice knowing you Adam12, be sure to bring you own bullets, that way,
they wont defray on family members

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 9:41 pm

LMAO! Good gravy these guymen are some serious hombre's. I just can't fathom that they actually make threats like this... incredible. Great job BTW!

Grimey

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 29 Jun 2006 Posts: 94

I have formally invited the mugu to the United States. So I can hand over the money in person. Why deal with Western Union or bank transfer? I will even let him stay in my 18 room mansion.

Although I doubt this idiot will travel to the United States, I think I can waste a few more e-mails making travel arrangements.

I hope my fake lad doesn't complicate the matters. Twisted Evil

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