Bobby/Jenny(NSFW Language)

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Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2014 11:50 pm

That was great OP. I like how he was calling you a "boy" and not a "man". Like that will get him what he wants. He can't even throw a good insult. I think Jugs likes being held captive, that why he doesn't want to Mals to come rescue him.

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2014 12:03 am

^I do miss the Good Old Days of this Bait where Bobby/Jenny was a bit more Compliant:

Quote:

Am a Dumb Slut Sir

Oh well time to move on eh?

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then tell me when next you would be here .. i would be here to chat with you .... please when you want to chat with me ., it should not be bout mals ., because i have broken up with him ... Thanks Candy ........

Yeah I'll try for a Third year....

Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 8:49 pm

So it appears that Bobby/Jenny hasn't broken up with Mals just yet:

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Mals:My Jugs I’m ready to forgive you.
Bobby/Jenny: Oh my boy ! LOL
Mals: Baby?
Bobby/Jenny: am here
whats up ?
Mals: I'm glad you are here. I missed you.
Bobby/Jenny: oh my boy
i did not miss you ..
Mals: Don't be like that my love.
Bobby/Jenny: i am like this because i am dissapointed
i trusted you and you make me feel like a baby
it's really bad .... Having such feeling
Mals: I did what you asked me to do Honey.
Bobby/Jenny: am nott sure .. because you did not send the moneyp** to me ..
you said yu were gonna mail it
Mals: I will my Darling.
Bobby/Jenny: but i cannot get it here
did you get a reciept when you got the money pak /.
?
Mals: I have the card.
Bobby/Jenny: what about the reciept ?
were you not given a reciept ?
Mals: I’m not sure Jugs.
Bobby/Jenny: youre not sure about been giving a reciept ?
common mals ... be truthful
Mals: I'm don't remember getting one just the card.
Bobby/Jenny: do you have a photocopier machine in your office ?
Mals: Not anymore we found we weren't using it.
Bobby/Jenny: what mode is your phone ?
Mals: What do you mean Honey?
Bobby/Jenny: i mean what kinda phone do you have ?
does it has camera .. wanna see the kinda card you got .....
or maybe you have a scanner
Mals: Baby I don't use a cell phone. You know that.
Bobby/Jenny: you have a scanner ?
Mals: No Honey that was part of the photocopier that we got rid of.
Bobby/Jenny: okay .. so what devices do you have /.?
Mals: Just a couple of computers is all.
Bobby/Jenny: okay . which of the computer has web cam ?
Mals: I don't think any do but I can check a bit later.
Bobby/Jenny: well .. maybe you would have to send me western Union
Jenny Mc MUGU
Lagos , Nigeria , 23401
Mals: Baby we've been through this.
Bobby/Jenny: no ., since you cant understand the moneyp** .. i thought you'd be able to understand this western union beter
Mals: I understand the moneyp**.
Bobby/Jenny: but you did not take the reciept from them ... it shows you don't Mals
Accept ot
t !
Mals: I have the card that's all you need my love.
Bobby/Jenny: what i need is the number on the card , and you're telling me their are no numbers on the card youve gotten
Mals: That's right my love they've made them safer.
Bobby/Jenny: does it have a number ?
Mals: No it doesn't. You swipe it at a cash register.
Bobby/Jenny: okay . can you go back o swipe the card at a western union outlet
and give me the MTCN
thats a lot easier
because there are no cash swipes here in Nigerian. and i don't think that'll wor for me ... you should do what would work for me ...
Mals: You can use it at the Hotel. It will be perfect.
Bobby/Jenny: i can't .. there are no moneyp** functions here
i've read about it
it cannot be used anywhere else U.S.A
not even in Canada
Mals: Then why did you ask me to buy this if you knew it wasn't any good?
Bobby/Jenny: i needed the number
and now you tell me their no numbers or reciept
the number would be on the receipt
Mals: I've told you my Love that they have made it safer.
Bobby/Jenny: getting the numbers was the deal
safe or no safe
Mals: There aren't any numbers my Love.
Bobby/Jenny: so it's ot my deal
Mals: I don't understand my love.
Bobby/Jenny: i mean you have to do what i would be the beneficiary .......
Mals: You are Honey.
Bobby/Jenny: no am not ......
Mals: I bought it for you.
Bobby/Jenny: okay can you go and get the money back ?
Mals: Most of it I guess.
Bobby/Jenny: okay ..... go and get it back?
go and get it back
Mals: But then you won't get your moneyp**.
Bobby/Jenny: yed ... it's better ... i'll just be on my own ... don't worry anymore about me Mals
i'll be here to chat with you okay
forget about the money
Mals: I want us to be together.
Bobby/Jenny: you go get the money back from the moneyp** ...........
if you want us to be together , then go send it via western union now ....
Jenny Mc Guire
Lagos , Nigeria
23401
Mals: Baby I've told that isn't safe. Please listen to me.
Bobby/Jenny: how is it not safe ?
Bobby/Jenny: that is only if i give the info to someone else or you do
i wont and you wont ... so what else again
?
Mals: I don't understand.
Bobby/Jenny: we can only lose on the money if we give the inf out to someone outside us and that would not happen
Mals: That Bastard Junk will get it. I know.
Bobby/Jenny: how ., he can't .. he does not have access to my email
you just proceed
Mals: I don't trust that Bastard.
Bobby/Jenny: well you don't trust m word either ?
Mals: I just want to make sure you get what you deserve my Love.
Bobby/Jenny: i would
he cannot get on my email
if he could , he would have known my plans to get away
Mals: That's why we are going to meet over there.
Bobby/Jenny: yes ,... so he can't no my plans
Mals: Exactly.
Bobby/Jenny: yes ......
so would you go to get western union
Mals: I will bring you cash is what I will do.
Bobby/Jenny: no ... then how do i get to ghana ?
send it and we'd meet in ghana ...
Mals: I'll meet you in Nigeria Baby.
Bobby/Jenny: no ..
it's not safe for any of us
i can't agree
we already agreed for Ghana
are you still bent on wasting my time ?
in discussing this
Mals when you're ready to go to the western union outlet let me know
Mals: We can meet at a Hotel. It will be safe.
Bobby/Jenny: im done here mals
get to a western union outlet
Mals: Where'd you go my love?
Bobby/Jenny: i am here
but i am done with this conversation
Mals: Aww Honey don't be like this.
Mals: I'll leave you alone for a while so you can think.
I love you.

Then again there might be trouble brewing after all. You remember my Old Nemesis don't you? If not this is probably what he looks like:

Yes the Fonz returned today and Mals was not happy at all:

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Mals: Good morning Baby.
Bobby/Jenny: hi
good morning
Mals: How are you today?
Bobby/Jenny: am always doing goood .., until you always ruin the day for me ... Am sorry if that hurts , but it's the truth .. you hut me more than the Jerk her
Here
Mals: What are you saying my Love?
Bobby/Jenny: rtead again ... maybe you would understand
Mals: How do I ruin your day?
Bobby/Jenny: when you don't do the tthings you ought to do for me ... and you impose what you want on me
Mals: But Jugs that's a relationship. We figure things out between the two of us.
Bobby/Jenny: but you make your own wanting to prevail ... you cover me with theprotections i see as hypocritic
Mals: I'm just looking out for you.
Bobby/Jenny: when it's needed i'll let you know
not when i don't need it
it's fraustrating when it's at my disadvantage
Mals: Honey no. I want to protect you is all.
Bobby/Jenny: i feel it should be beneficiary to me .. i asked you to get it to me western union .. you didnt
i checked my email to get the information .. it wasn't
Mals: My love those places aren't safe.
Bobby/Jenny: but i believe in it
now youre at it again
Mals: Please don't be like this.
Bobby/Jenny: YES , BECAUSE YOU'RE ALSO AT IT TOO
Mals: I'm trying to work this out with you my Love.
Bobby/Jenny: okay
Mals: We are a team.
Bobby/Jenny: ok
get to a western union store
Mals: Darling we aren't doing it that way.
Bobby/Jenny: i cannot use the moneyp** here
Mals: I bet you could in the Hotel.
Bobby/Jenny: are you dumb ?
it cannot even work in Canada ...... so it would work in Africa
Mals , i don't wanna have you ruin my day
i better go
Have a good time to yourself
you are never gonna make me happy ...
you're after something else ..
i'm wise okay .. if you think you're smart ... i'm more
Mals: Why'd you call me dumb? That's not very nice.
Bobby/Jenny: bye booy
Mals: Stop that!
Mals: Honey I'm going for coffee. I'll check back later okay?
Bobby/Jenny: bye , not ntrested
Mals: I know you are.
Bobby/Jenny: hahahahahaah !
i wish i was
Mals: You love me and I know you are just playing.
Bobby/Jenny: fools thought
Bobby/Jenny: i don't love you anymore
what i want is your money
Mals: I'm a fool for love.
Bobby/Jenny: i found someone who believed in me
send it to Jenny Mc Mugu .......
i told him my whole story
he's some1 you know .. Alfonzo Mailer ........
Mals: That Bastard?
Bobby/Jenny: He's got my heart now okay
he brought me to Ghana ... today
he takes care of me ...
Mals: You are making this up my Jugs.
Bobby/Jenny: and we are going to Amsterdam together Next week ... Maybe i would have changed my mind ... but i can't for a small boy as you
ohhh really ... i'll send you our pictures when we get to Amsterdam
i promise you that
i was going to tell Candy ...
but we never had thhe cahnce to meet here . she was available when i were'nt
and i am available she isn't
Mals: You aren't making any sense.
Bobby/Jenny: okay ...
i don't neeed to make sense to you .. i have a an who i make sense too
Mals: Fonzie is an idiot!
Bobby/Jenny.If he's an Idiot , The Idiot knows how to make me happy ... We's have sex tonight .. Can't wait for him to arrive here @ Ghana

Poor Mals is heartbroken. Maybe Candy can help him out but that will have to wait for a bit....

Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 10:28 pm

So now it seems like a good time to bring Candy back into the Mix:

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Candy: Hi Jenny.
Bobby/Jenny: Candy ....
how are you ? where have you been ?
Candy: I've been around. Just been a bit busy I guess.
Bobby/Jenny: ohhhh .. well i'm a little tired tho'
what's up ?
Candy: Not too much really. I'm just taking a break from work at the moment.
Bobby/Jenny: okay ..... so what is it you wanted to discuss with me ?
Candy: Mals has been very upset but won't tell me what is going on.
Bobby/Jenny: when did you observe that Candy ......
he's not making me happy ., and i'm certainly not gonna make him happy either ... He does not trust me ...
Candy: I'm sure he trusts you Jenny. Why would you think that he doesn't?
Bobby/Jenny: he should just forget about me ... we'd keep getting more issues if he does not trustt me ... their are a lot surrounding how we met ,
because ., i told him how i wanna get off from here ... he wont
so today i told him a friend of mine has rescued me to Ghana ... he was wow !
he got really Mad and did not even say good bye ., lol
I don't know if he believed , but i made some very ugly scenes up and it got into his head
it's gonna stay like that
Candy: No I know why he was so upset.
Bobby/Jenny: now or no ?
Candy: now
You do know that Mals means a lot to me don't you Jenny?
Bobby/Jenny: i don't okay
it doesnt matter ... he's no good to me
seduce him ... have his heart ...
we don't click
the love is vanishing .... he hates me
Candy: I wouldn't think for a minute that he hates you but you are trying to make me want to hate you.
Jenny there is a client here. I'll be back in a few minutes.
Bobby/Jenny: Why not Candy , you never liked me ....
Candy: I'm here Jenny. I have tried to like you but if you are being mean to Mills that's a whole different matter.
Bobby/Jenny: what's that ?
Candy: You are playing with his Heart aren't you?
Bobby/Jenny: i wish i was
i would easil forget about him
Candy: Why is that Jenny?
Bobby/Jenny: because ... Mals is making me tired of the whole relationship thing
we've been through a lot
Candy: How long have you known Mals?
Bobby/Jenny: 3 years
or 2
Candy: I didn't realize it was that long.
Bobby/Jenny: i'd be back in a few
Candy: Okay Jenny. I'll try to be here.

Yeah I know kinda Bland but what if I threw a Catfight in? Now I've got your attention don't I? During this I was called out as playing both characters so I did chat as Mals in the Mix but it wasn't worth posting:

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[/color]Bobby/Jenny: im here now
Candy: Hi Jenny. Where did you go?
Bobby/Jenny: why are you asking me ?
does it matters ?
Candy: I suppose it doesn't Jenny but why are you being confrontational with me?
Bobby/Jenny: why cant i ?
are you responsible for me candy ?
Bobby/Jenny: why cant i ?
are you responsible for me candy ?
Candy: All I was doing was making conversation but if you want to act like a Bitch I will treat you like a Bitch.
Bobby/Jenny: treat me how i deserve .. and i'll do the same
who are you ?
do you think i care ?
]'
?
can you give me happiness ? to hell with you and your boss or lover Mals
Fake ass Peoples
Kids
Candy: Now don't hold anything back.
Bobby/Jenny: lol
Candy: You definitely need to learn some manners Jenny.
Bobby/Jenny: i did ... but i forgot Candy .. remember i've been living and dinning with the lion kings of nigeria ... now am as cold a death
Mals left me with no option
Candy: You are confused if nothing else.
Bobby/Jenny: really
i agree baby
Candy: Baby?
Bobby/Jenny: baby girl doh !
Candy: I think you are off your medication Bitch.
Bobby/Jenny: watever
youre making things harder for Mals
speak up
Talk ! i'm litening
Candy: For some reason I don't think you will listen Jenny.
Candy: Either way I am a friend of Mals. Nothing more so say what you will.
Bobby/Jenny: i guess you should to hell
and don't bother me with Mals
you love him
over to you
Candy: He is too good for a Bitch like yourself.
Candy: Don't you agree?
Bobby/Jenny: he's a boy
i would have agreed if he was a man
Candy: Jenny you've got no idea do you?
Bobby/Jenny: i don''t have ideas for boys
i have an idea of a man like Alfonzo Miller
Loving and caring is his name
Candy: I'd go for Loving and Caring too if my name was Alfonzo.
Bobby/Jenny: whaat are you saying dumb ?
Candy: Well it is a pretty dumb name that you invented isn't it?
Bobby/Jenny: hahaha
we has some confrence chat
Mals ,i and fonzie
Mals got furious when he was fonzie was teaching him how to be a man
nd not a thinking boy
Candy: Fonzie?
Bobby/Jenny: Laughing and rolling oon the floor
yeah ... Mals use to call him fonzie
don't you know player ?
Candy: Jenny what in the Hell are you blathering about?
Bobby/Jenny: that Mals is a boy and he should grow up
Candy: Mals is all Man. You can trust me on that Jenny.
Bobby/Jenny: nope
Candy: You are acting like a Child who needs a good spanking.
Bobby/Jenny: i need a man to spank me
dont you get it ?
Candy: Actually Jenny I've got no idea what you are talking about.
Bobby/Jenny: ok
poiujlpok
'can i ask ? what do you want from me
let's just end the convesaition
conversation
Candy: Fine by me. It must be time for your Nap in your Mommy's arms by now.
Bobby/Jenny: lol
understand am sending you away
Candy: Good riddance Bitch.
Go to your imaginary Fonzie and enjoy.
Bobby/Jenny: ok
thank you
i love that
loser
Candy: If you were here now I'd slap you for speaking to me like that.
Bobby/Jenny: and i'd beat you up
Candy: Lots of luck with that Little Bitch.
Bobby/Jenny: ok thank you
loser
laughing my ass out
Candy: Anytime little Girl.
Bobby/Jenny: lolll
LOSER !
Candy: Is that the only word you know little one?
Bobby/Jenny: nope ........ but it's your word Loser
you ain't loved back
Loser !
Candy: At least I'm not a Crying little Bitch who lives in a fantasy world with her imaginary Boyfriend.
Candy: Bitch I need to check on something. Will you be around in a couple minutes?
Bobby/Jenny: lol
we'll see ... why do you want me around ?
you just wanna talk more and more with me
if i'm here am gonna talk to you
say hello to no one but yourself for me Loser
Candy: I guess it's fun listening to a Little Baby Bitch Blather about nothing.
Bobby/Jenny: okay then . it's fun to listen to a man like you
Candy: I'm all Woman Jenny.
Bobby/Jenny: send me your facebook id
Candy: Now why would I do that Jenny?
Bobby/Jenny: because i wanna know you exist
i have a feeling ths is mils
Candy: Hahaha. Why do you think that Jenny?
Bobby/Jenny: you're never online the same time
then you come online when things have gone bad to mend it up
thenn you go back to Mals
Candy: We spoken together on line many times Jenny. You know that.
Bobby/Jenny: there were times that the computer opens and candy is logged on , suddenly he loggs out candy and loggs in Mals
nope
why are you defending this if i was wring /
wrong ?
Candy: Do you want me to see if he'll come on line?
Bobby/Jenny: okay
have him come online
Candy: Give me a few minutes and I'll see if he is free.
Bobby/Jenny: lets see
i sure he'd not be fre
Candy: Hi Jenny Mals said he can chat for a few minutes.
Bobby/Jenny: i see
is he near you ?
Candy: He is in his office.
Bobby/Jenny: now youre doing it 1 by 1
this must be really hard
Candy: Huh?
Candy: You are demented.
Bobby/Jenny: hahahahaha
what does that means
Candy: You aren't making any sense Jenny.
Bobby/Jenny: okay ... bu
Candy: bu?
Bobby/Jenny: but why do you think i should make sense
Mals is fraustrating
Candy: Good question
Bobby/Jenny: he does not understand a woman needs
he does not make me happy
Candy: He sure does Jenny.
Bobby/Jenny: now i'm been serious .. put the other bitchy discussions asides
Candy: A truce perhaps?
Candy: Well?
Jenny I'm willing to listen
Bobby/Jenny: listen to what candy ?
Candy: You said you wanted to be serious didn't you?
Bobby/Jenny: yes ... but it's about what you wanna talk about
i need money to get away to ghana
Candy: Why Ghana Jenny?
Candy: If you aren't going to chat then I'll be on my way.
I do have work to do.
Bobby/Jenny: a here
am here
i was talking to mill to
i wanna get to ghana and Mals would meet me there
Candy: I thought you said you were in Ghana Jenny?
Bobby/Jenny: nah ., told you to get over the other gist
Candy: Pardon?
Bobby/Jenny: i mean you need to talk now and forget the bitchy talks we had
Candy: Certainly if you can act civil.
Bobby/Jenny: i am ... don't make me stop
Bobby/Jenny: ok
Candy: Jenny Mals needs me for a while.

Awww I feel better. Sadly Bobby/Jenny needed a bit more Chat time this evening:

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[color=darkred]Bobby/Jenny: Candy:
Candy:: Hi Jenny.
Bobby/Jenny: i thought you had wanted to log in Mals
are you busy /
?
Candy:: I just got in from work Jenny so I'm trying to relax.
Bobby/Jenny: oh ok
where is Mals ?
Candy:: Probably at home by now I guess.
Bobby/Jenny: ok
what about you ?
Candy:: I told you I'm at home didn't?
Bobby/Jenny: k
Candy:: So how may I help you Jenny?
Bobby/Jenny: you can't help me ., the help i need is finaicial
Candy:: Did you ever think of getting a job instead of Mooching off of people and hurting them emotionally?
Bobby/Jenny: hmmmmmm ,
so you see me as a scammer
Candy:: I'm not sure what you are but you've got my Mals awfully upset.
Bobby/Jenny: you know something ... you seem to be crazy
what's my business wth that
Candy:: Please explain Jenny. I'm listening.
Bobby/Jenny: bye Candy:
i guess you not the person i should be chatting with
Candy:: Going so soon Jenny? What's the rush?
Bobby/Jenny: Thanks for the insults ,,,,
im just quitting chatting with you
Candy:: I'll try to remain civil okay? Remember you did call me crazy and that's not very nice.
Bobby/Jenny: Bye Candy:
I thought i could talk to you ....
Candy:: I said I'm willing to listen Jenny.
Bobby/Jenny: before i mentioned crazy , you said i was taking advantage of you or mals
And am no more intrested .. bye Dear
Candy:: I'm sure you are or we wouldn't be having this conversation. So why don't we talk like adults?
Bobby/Jenny: I'm done here ... you cannot force me
Bye
Candy:: Nobody is forcing you to do anything.
Bobby/Jenny: okay ... have a great evening ....
Candy:: I certainly would like to become friends with you if that's okay?
Bobby/Jenny: no am not sure , you dont wanna be friends with someone who is gonna be Mooching you
Candy:: I'm sorry for saying that Jenny.
Bobby/Jenny: nevermind ...., you spoke your mind ., i've become a pest to you and mals , you feel you both have it all
Candy:: Now Jenny it was never my intention to get between the two of you.
Bobby/Jenny: i don't wanna talk about it ... but time would tell ..
i can get help else where ....
and people who think am fake would regret
Candy:: No one said you were fake Jenny.
Bobby/Jenny: i tried to be good ... i am tempramental .., if things aren't working for me ., i feel bad
i've always felt bad and reacted to that because i have never been happy afer all i had gone to working for a con artist that got me in trouble that i had to run away
Bobby/Jenny: and getting away ., i was faced with a truma at my sisters home in coutonou who's husband murdered her and came after me ., where i found sheltter in another mans arm who is treating me like a dog and he's the lion
Candy:: Wow. Mals never told me that.
Bobby/Jenny: and until now ., i still exist in his den .
you expect me to have good manners when all i do is worry and cry
i've grown from sexy to the unseen , my good body is as dirty as a pig
and you want me to be happy
Candy:: Jenny can you tell me more about this Con artist?
Bobby/Jenny: i don't know him ... i was only working as a secretary in his office and follown orders .
i had stayed only 2 weeks
Candy:: Then how do you know he is a Con artist Jenny?
Bobby/Jenny: he used fake credit cards .. whch i found out later
Candy:: Is this the person that got Mals into all that trouble a while back?
Bobby/Jenny: he hired me in a office and i kept working ., he lied to me he was in the hospitals ., and i kept fronting for him before the police came in , and i had to flee when i had saw the charges
Candy:: This sounds like that Mr. Bobby that Mals still curses to this day.
Bobby/Jenny: well yes
Bobby Von Mugu
Candy:: What ever happened to him? Do you know Jenny?
Bobby/Jenny: nope
Candy:: Because of that man, Mals was in a lot of trouble.
Bobby/Jenny: i guess yes
that was the genesis of my problems
i left my little baby
i don't know where she would be now
so you see when i'm mad .. i have a lot of problems ... and with no clue on hw to solve it
sometimes i feel mals wants to hand me over to the police
Candy:: Why do you think that Jenny?
Bobby/Jenny: he wants to come here come get me
he cannot send me money
he bought a moneyp** that was said to be you annd got lost
he bought another one and said it had no numbers
all this arre lies
i am scared with him ... he's always wanting my address
Candy:: Jenny he really cares for you. I know that.
Bobby/Jenny: i dont know that
Candy:: Mals loves you very much and yes I'll admit that I wish it weren't so as I also love him.
Bobby/Jenny: stop decieving me to something thats untrue
why has he never showed me that love ?
Candy:: That isn't a question I'm able to answer.
Bobby/Jenny: let me ask ... what can you do to make mals happpy ?
Candy:: I'm not sure I can make him happy Jenny.
Bobby/Jenny: why ?
Candy:: He seems to have his heart set on you.
Bobby/Jenny: okay ... can you find a way to make me get to him without him knowing ..., that way , you have made him joyous
and you have saved two love birds
Candy:: You want me to help you Jenny?
Bobby/Jenny: if you can ... YES !
Candy:: I'll have to think about this but I'm sure we can figure something out Jenny.
Bobby/Jenny: what is it that you wanna think about ?
i don't want tthe option of you thinking about it ... i can send you the phone number of Fonzie... i met him on a social network he's been helpful
you can text him
Candy:: I might give him a call if you think that will help.
Bobby/Jenny: this is what i have ., i never spoe to him , but we text Dial-A-Mugu
via my email
Candy:: I'd rather speak to him personally if that's okay with you Jenny.
Bobby/Jenny: i don't know
call him then
can you call him now ?
Candy:: Maybe you should ask him if it's okay first.
Bobby/Jenny: call him , tell him you're calling for Jenny
he's always intrested in my affairs and always wanting to help me
Candy:: Tell me more about this Mr.Mailer.
Bobby/Jenny: he's only a friend i met on Face boo
i told him my story
he's a good adviser and told me that i can call on him when i need him
he spoe to mals a few times and he told me he reallyy does not love me
Candy:: Is this the man that got Mals so upset?
Bobby/Jenny: yes
Candy:: Hmmmm.
Bobby/Jenny: what ?
Candy:: Jenny I don't like seeing Mals upset.
Bobby/Jenny: well ..
have you called him ?
Candy:: I haven't Jenny. I will tonight though. First I'd like to know why I am calling him.
Bobby/Jenny: maybe you should not bother calling him ..
Candy:: I plan on calling him Jenny so that we can make this work for all of us.
Bobby/Jenny: then why are you stepping back
Candy:: I'm not stepping back at all I just want to know what I need to tell Mr. Mailer.
Bobby/Jenny: tell him you are a friend of mals and you wanna help me outta where i'm at
and i gave you his contact .. because he said he would be glad to help
Candy:: Okay Jenny I guess I can give him a ring after dinner.
Bobby/Jenny: k
Candy:: On that note Jenny I'll bid you good night. It was a pleasure speaking with you.
Bobby/Jenny: ok
Thanks
Candy:: Maybe we will be friends after all.
Bobby/Jenny: smiles

With all of that I am definitely Laughing My Ass Out! Now I wonder if Fonzie will get a call? Hmmm....

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The <strike>google voice subscriber</strike> fonze didn't pick up.

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 6:26 am

^^^ Nice avi! Are you trying to prove You. Are. A. Woman. A woman. Like me? Laughing

Quote:

Bobby/Jenny: baby girl doh !

It looks like Jenny was channeling her inner Homer Simpson yesterday. Ginger, I hope if you call again you can get the mysterious Fonzie to answer!

Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 12:47 am

^It seems like the Fonz ain't accepting no calls...so Sit On It Fellers!

Anyhow things have changed a wee bit as Candy and Bobby/Jenny have started to bond. Yeah it's lame but I can see a Love affair between the Fonz and Candy on the Horizon. Maybe not this year mind you....

Quote:

Candy: Hi Jenny. Bobby/Jenny: hey
Candy: How are you today?
Bobby/Jenny: i am doing well
how abbout you ?
Candy: I'm not too bad thank you.
Did you see my message from earlier today?
Bobby/Jenny: yeah ...
email ?
Candy: I could send him a message but I did wish to speak with him personally.
Bobby/Jenny: he told me about the call tho'
he said you said you were going to try again
Bobby/Jenny: but he told me , he was only going to text you because he's not always free and stuff .. and he's phone mouth set ain't working ., why not text him /
?
Candy: I'm not the best at texting for some reason Jenny. Maybe it is for the younger crowd.
Bobby/Jenny: lol
Bobby/Jenny: i'd try to have him call you ...
Candy: That might work but I guess I could email him too if that works for you.
Bobby/Jenny: okay he said he can call you soon ..
Candy: Where is Mr. Mailer located Jenny?
Bobby/Jenny: He's from Arizona , tucson
Candy: I like Arizona. Have you ever been there?
Bobby/Jenny: lol
never been lol
can he call you in like 10 minutes ?
Candy: That wouldn't work Jenny as I left my phone at work by mistake. I had to charge it and forgot all about it until I got home.
Bobby/Jenny: he told me the caller called from Doylestown , PA
he said he thought the call was from the N..Y
n.y
NY
Candy: I'm in New York city so I'm not sure what he is saying Jenny.
Bobby/Jenny: WHAT NUMBER DID YOU CALL WITH /?
Candy: I used my Cell phone why do you ask?
number ?
Candy: Off the top of my head I don't know. It's not like I call myself.
Bobby/Jenny: he was just saying ..
+MUGUBUSTERS ??
Candy: That doesn't look right to me.
Bobby/Jenny: i don't understand ... he's just wanting to confirm from me ., he's thinking i know those answers ...
Candy: The area code here is 212 for starters. Maybe it got bounced around through some towers or something. Don't really know Jenny.
Bobby/Jenny: okay then ..
okay ... so you said you were gonna think of something ? what did you then finally think about ?
Candy: Well Jenny I was hoping to speak with Mr. Mailer and see what he had in mind first.
Bobby/Jenny: he's not giving me money ., he's just saying you can send via western union
Candy: I'd still like to hear his opinion on all of this.
Bobby/Jenny: okay
Candy: Jenny why did you laugh when I asked you if you had ever been to Arizona?
Bobby/Jenny: because i expected you to know my life has no U.S.A history
Candy: For some reason I thought you were from the States.
Bobby/Jenny: no
Candy: Obviously you didn't always live in Lagos though.
Bobby/Jenny: i don't even know what lagoas looks like ... i'm grounded here
Candy: Where exactly are you from Jenny if you don't mind me asking?
Bobby/Jenny: it's lagoas
Candy: I know that's where you are now but where were you brought up?
Bobby/Jenny: Manchester
uk
Candy: Well that makes sense now. Mals does complain about that Mr. Bobby being British.
Bobby/Jenny: yes
Candy: Mals doesn't say very nice things about that man. Bobby/Jenny: yes ...
i don't like talking about it either
Candy: I can understand that Jenny.
Bobby/Jenny: i don't say nice things about him either and i don't like making him a topic
i gotta go now candy
it's very late now
Candy: Okay Jenny. Maybe tomorrow you can have Mr. Miller send me an email?
Bobby/Jenny: on what ... just wanted you to carry him aalong ... now that i have to have him mail do you ... do you think i know what to tell him to talk to you about ? i dont now what he's gonna be doing
Candy: I don't know what he is doing either Jenny but you did ask me to contact him didn't you?
Bobby/Jenny: just wanted him to be informed
Candy: I'm not sure I understand.
Bobby/Jenny: i wanted him to know ... he's been a good friend
Candy: I was hoping he would be able to help us get you to Mals.
Bobby/Jenny: yes .. but how ? he's not rich like mals
Candy: But maybe he is smarter than Mals and can sort this out for us Jenny?
Bobby/Jenny: yes ... he should
Candy: I like the sounds of that. Jenny maybe this will be settled soon then?
Bobby/Jenny: i pray
Candy: That is a nice sentiment Jenny.
Bobby/Jenny: hmm
i have to bath so i can sleep .. there's heat here
Candy: I'll say a little prayer for you Jenny.
Bobby/Jenny: I'd love that Candy
Jenny's new status message - lOVE nEVER fAILS
Candy: I like your status message Jenny. So much better than the last one.
Bobby/Jenny: Thanks Candy ...
Candy: You are welcome Jenny. I think we just might become friends after all.
Bobby/Jenny: I hope you don't break my heart and hopes someties soon...
Candy: Jenny why would I go breaking your heart? I couldn't if I tried.
Bobby/Jenny: maybe when you decide to back out when we are about to start
Candy: If you are civil with me Jenny I don't see that ever happening.
Bobby/Jenny: ok
i would be civil
be calm ...
i pray we safe land
Candy: Jenny I don't say this to many people but I think you are worthy of it.
May the Lord's Blessing Shine down upon you and up yours!
Bobby/Jenny: AMEN !
Thank You ., no one has seai that to me in three years of my life travails
*said
Candy: AMEN to you my Newest Bestest Friend.
Bobby/Jenny: 3Smiles
#Smiles
Candy: Can you do me one small favour Jenny?
Bobby/Jenny: Thanks
ohh , wht could that be ?
i will , if i can
Candy: Can you send Mals a message so that he isn't worried about his Love? It would mean a lot to me.
Bobby/Jenny: ok
Candy: Thank you Jenny. Pleasant Dreams.

Bobby/Jenny: i am writing how i feel about mals ...
you wanna read ?
Candy: That would be nice Jenny.
Bobby/Jenny: In my thoughts of you there is an underlying love that is present in every word, every glimpse I hope you feel it as I do, for it is what I am and ever I will be .I wish that you were here or that I were there, or that we were together anywhere Two souls meet and discover they were not meant to be, hence, they part. Yet, unconditional love is found when the two spirits meet again, and now become friends I am thinking of you, In my sleepless solitude tonight. If it's wrong to love you, then my heart just won't let me be right. 'Cause I'm drowned in you, And I won't pull through, without you by my side I give you all my love because I truly love you, but I can't give you my soul and my heart because you'll just break it apart , Multiply it by infinity, take it to the depths of forever and you'll still only have a glimpse of how much I love you Even though you're not here and nowhere to be found, my heart says you're still here and everywhere to be found I lay on my bed and stare at the ceiling. My thoughts - all about you, gives me a lovely feeling The flame never dies because the commitment never ends Be patient wild eyes.Soon will come a storm to tame ou.Let her winds surround you. Match her fury and let fires reign.There is no escape.Nature means what she does i love you and you are getting me more crazy about you .the
I cant wait to hold you in person and look into yours to know this words are true from the heart you love ..
I love you
Jenny
Bobby/Jenny: to the bathroom now Candy
i'll be back in 10 mins if you are stiill here .. or i'll look over what you feel about this
Candy: I think I'll stick around for a while Jenny.
Bobby/Jenny: okay
but i have to go now
Candy: I
Bobby/Jenny: ?
Candy: I understand.
Bobby/Jenny: you wanna say something ?
Candy: Yes Jenny I do. It has been a pleasure speaking with you this evening.
Bobby/Jenny: I feel good about it to
Candy: That is nice to know. I think I'll go and have a Bath myself and maybe call it a night.

And with that I Burst into Song!

First The First Lady Aretha Franklin since Candy did say she'd 'Say a Little Prayer for You':

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtBbyglq37E

And Since Bobby/Jenny Don't want Candy to Break her Heart (She couldn't if she tried):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQmRgFzg0jI

Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 8:19 pm

Bobby/Jenny has gone a bit hit and miss these days and also seems to have forgotten that the Great Fonzie was supposed to help our Merry Gang out:

Quote:

Hello Candy ... How far have you gone as regards helping me ?
Send me an Email .. Not on the chat .

Help you? What?

Quote:

I can't say I've done much of anything after calling that Mr. Mailer for you. If he is unwilling to help you then what am I to do? You did tell me that he was going to I thought.

What do you think Bobby/Jenny will come up with now? Hmmmm:

Quote:

You can send money to me .... Let's leave Mailer outta this , I would
appreciate if you can get me moneyp** ... @ a walmart store or @ kmart
or @ ny CVS pharmacy ... Let me know if you can buy the moneyp** ...

Thanks

What a Novel approach! moneyp** eh? Jeeze. So I could go 'Buy' another card that must be swiped at the Cash Resister but that might end this Silly Bait once and for all. Yeah I could live with that but then again after 26 Months I have gotten used to my Pet and would like to keep him close. Decisions, decisions ....

Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2014 11:30 pm

When will this Lad ever catch on? Hopefully never:

Quote:

Candy: Hi Jenny.
Bobby/Jenny: Hey
Been a while
Not happy
Bobby/Jenny: My condition is not getting better , you know that
Candy: I do understand that Jenny but being silent won't help anything.
Bobby/Jenny: How do you mean
Candy: I have been trying to chat with you but you haven't been around.
Bobby/Jenny: Okay
Bobby/Jenny: How about the moneyp** I begged for
Were you able to help me get it ?
?
Candy: I spoke to Mals and he said you didn't want the moneyp** he bought for you.
Bobby/Jenny: Not so , I told him ... The reciept would do
I needed the reciept
He did not send me that , or the card number
Candy: Jenny I'm not sure what is going on but Mals cares for you and has tried to help you on many occasions.
Bobby/Jenny: We never did any succecful thing together ... For me , he's rigid with the help ., maybe am forcing him to help me
Candy: Jenny I need to step out for a minute can we talk in a while?
Bobby/Jenny: How many minutes
Candy: Not too long. Chat in a bit.
Bobby/Jenny: How long
@ least
Candy: Hi Jenny I'm back now. (AFTER AN HOUR)
Bobby/Jenny: Okay
I'd spend like 5 mins or less
Candy: I'm sorry I don't understand.
Bobby/Jenny: The computer goes off son
Soon*
There no power supply here for days
Candy: That sounds horrible Jenny.
Bobby/Jenny: Okay
Well that's how it's happening here
Candy: When will it be turned back on?
Bobby/Jenny: I would not know candy
It's a normal thing here
There's no constant power supply
Bobby/Jenny: You're not talking
Candy: I'm not sure what to say Jenny.
Bobby/Jenny: Why ?
How ?
Candy: What?
Bobby/Jenny: I was asking why you were not sure what to say
I was thinking you could get money to me ... ? If not buy moneyp** , what about western union
?
Candy: I thought Mr. Miller was going to talk to me about that.
Bobby/Jenny: How ?
What do you expect from him ?
Candy: You did have me call him Jenny.
Bobby/Jenny: So what are you expecting him to do ?
You caleed him , he said he sent. You couplke of text message
Candy: I don't know Jenny. You said he was going to help that's why I called him
Bobby/Jenny: He's yet to be replied and he also said he called you
He was not going to give me money
He's not rich
Bobby/Jenny: Why r you nt responding ?
Candy: I'm trying to read what you are writing Jenny.
Bobby/Jenny: Ok
Candy: I don't recall getting any messages from him Jenny.
Bobby/Jenny: Ok
Let's leave that candy
What can you do for me personally ?
Candy: Leave what Jenny?
Bobby/Jenny: What can you do for me personally ?
Candy: Well I'm not sure what you mean really.
Candy: Well I might have been able to work something out with that Mr. Miller but now you say not to talk to him. I'm rather confused.
Bobby/Jenny: Ok
Bobby/Jenny: So what do you intend doing ?
Candy: I'm not really sure now. I was waiting upon Mr. Miller because you said he was very smart.
Bobby/Jenny: Yes , but what would he need do ?
Candy: I don't know Jenny. I'm trying to tell you that.
Bobby/Jenny: Can you go to western union outlet yourself ?
Candy: Now Jenny you know I'm not rich and I'm only trying to help you and Mals out.
Bobby/Jenny: Okay
We can chat tuesday by 7am ur time ?
Candy: That's a bit early for me Jenny.
Bobby/Jenny: When
Candy: Maybe when I get my Lunch break would work.
Bobby/Jenny: K
Bye
Candy: Goodnight Jenny.

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the Fonz did not text
the Fonz did not call

Am sad

Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2014 12:44 am

^Fonzie wanted to but he was Bizzay!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpraJYnbVtE

Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2014 3:19 pm

Quote:

Bobby/Jenny: Good Morning Mals , am here now
Bobby/Jenny: okay
Bobby/Jenny: Good Mornng
Mals: Hi Baby.
Bobby/Jenny: how are you sir /
Mals: I'm good now that you are here.
How have you been my love?
Bobby/Jenny: am okay
Mals: I was worried about you my Jugs.
Bobby/Jenny: you don't need to be worried
Mals: I just can't help myself.
Bobby/Jenny: how why ?
Mals: I love you so much.
Bobby/Jenny: you did not do very well ., and you are not truthful with me . so what is it that is your probblem
Mals: What?
Bobby/Jenny: i don't undderstand
Mals: Why are you saying I'm untruthful?
Bobby/Jenny: about the moneyp** you bought , mr alfonzo called them at Green dot , and he was told that , there were numbers on it , that he must not be saying the truth
am dissapointed mals
Mals: Why is that Fonzie character meddling in our affairs?
Bobby/Jenny: he's my friend , and i talk to him ....
why did you lie to me ?
Mals: I didn't lie Honey.
Bobby/Jenny: i'm 101% sure you did
Mals: Because that Stupid Fonzie said so?
Bobby/Jenny: i also made enquiries too Mals
am not a total fool
Mals: You aren't making any sense.
Bobby/Jenny: That is what you say
Mals: I don't like being accused of being a liar especially when I'm telling the truth.
Bobby/Jenny: then where is the reciept
why have you not take it back
Mals: I gave it to Candy as a Bonus since you didn't want it.
Bobby/Jenny: why did you not tell me
Mals: I didn't think you'd care Honey.
Bobby/Jenny: why ?
well i'm happy ou can get me another moneyp** with number a'int it ?
so you can get me another one with numbers on it
Bobby/Jenny: not talking ?
Mals: Just confused.
Bobby/Jenny: how and why
?
Mals: Well I was just doing what you asked me to do and now you are calling me a liar.
Bobby/Jenny: don't bring that up
i want t forget it
if you don't stop ... i'll be sad and might get mad
Mals: Well I'm getting mad now Darling.
Bobby/Jenny: good
Mals: Why do you say that?
Bobby/Jenny: you decieved me and still wanna get angry over it
i wuld not say no
or beg
No way
Mals: I don't like how you are acting this morning.
Bobby/Jenny: if getting mad is the solution , please Get mad
Thanks and bye for today'

Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 6:47 pm

Some day one of us will tire of this Crap:

Quote:

Bobby/Jenny: hey mals
Mals: How are you?
Bobby/Jenny: am fine
what ?
Bobby/Jenny: i was asking what you wanted ?
Mals: I'm just here chatting.
Bobby/Jenny: ok
Mals: What are you wearing?
Bobby/Jenny: you're not my boyfriend
dot as me that
Mals: I thought we were to be married???
Bobby/Jenny: Great
you thought
Mals: Well we are.
Bobby/Jenny: lol
confused
Mals: what does that mean?
Bobby/Jenny: you
are confused
ain't it ?
Mals: I am now.
Bobby/Jenny: yes you should
can you think you can marry me ?
don't be mistakened
Mals: I know you love me.
Bobby/Jenny: yes ....
but you dont
Mals: Why are you saying that?
Bobby/Jenny: yes i know
i don't feel you
Mals: I love you more than anything.
Mals: Honey?
Bobby/Jenny: what /?
Mals: Well you weren't talking.
Bobby/Jenny: okay
Mals: We need to communicate.
Bobby/Jenny: how ?
Mals: By being open with each other.
Bobby/Jenny: okay , are you been open to me ?
Mals: I always am my Love.
Bobby/Jenny: so am not ?
Mals: You go silent on me and I get worried.
Bobby/Jenny: thts because i don't decide what happens with me sir
Mals: I don't understand.
Bobby/Jenny: yes ., i am under a strict regime
you know better , do i have to explain what happens here without you not knowing what i meant ?
Mals: Sometimes I get confused.
Bobby/Jenny: okay
Mals: Why did you say I'm not your boyfriend?
Bobby/Jenny: because you don't treat me like some1 you love
Honestly
Mals: That isn't fair.
Bobby/Jenny: what isn't fair
Mals: You saying that.
Bobby/Jenny: tell me the succesfull thing we achieved
?
in helping me out
tell me which was succesful ?
Mals: I've tried really hard.
Bobby/Jenny: hmmmmm
Mals: What?
Bobby/Jenny: you said you have tried ,
and am thinking which was succesfull
Mals: I even came to get you.
Bobby/Jenny: lol
you cme to get a prisoner
who can only find her way herself
Mals: I don't know what you are saying.
Bobby/Jenny: okay ... you seem no t to know what am saying
Mals: ?
Bobby/Jenny: you keep speaking to me like am saying nonsense\
what else do you want me to say ?
Mals: Maybe tell me you love me?
Bobby/Jenny: Mals . i asked for another money pak with numbers
Mals: Please?
Bobby/Jenny: how do you mean ?
Mals: I asked you something.
Bobby/Jenny: i asked you something too
Mals: Well I can try.
Mals: Honey?
Bobby/Jenny: okay ... i am here , but would only feel good , if you can get the Mp
Mals: And I will only feel good if you can tell me what I want to hear.
Bobby/Jenny: I love you
Mals: Do you mean it?
Bobby/Jenny: I've always meant it
Mals: That's sweet.
Bobby/Jenny: now i played a good parrt making you smile ... can you do same to me getting the moneyp** with number /?
Mals: You sure did make me smile.
Bobby/Jenny: ?
Mals: It was nice of you to say that.
Bobby/Jenny: now i played a good parrt making you smile ... can you do same to me getting the moneyp** with number /?
Mals: I told you I would try my Jugs.
Bobby/Jenny: why not now
Mals: I'm at work at the moment.
Bobby/Jenny: i told you i love you immedietely i knew you wanted it
why not be my man that i love
Mals: Honey I am that man.
Bobby/Jenny: okay ... then do it
Mals: When I'm free I'll try my best okay?
Bobby/Jenny: when would that be ?
Mals: Hopefully later today my Jugs.
Bobby/Jenny: okaay
emil the 14 digit number to me later today
Mals: Remember what you used to call me?
Bobby/Jenny: i do sir
Mals: I miss that.
Bobby/Jenny: okay
i want you to go
i want the moneyp**
am so wanting to leave here right away
Mals: I know Baby.
Mals: I had best get back to work. Love you.
Bobby/Jenny: oay
TY
Mals: oay TY?

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 4:35 pm

Not wanting to commit to going to Walmart yet again I figured I'd change tactics a tad:

Quote:

Bobby/Jenny: hi
good morning
Mals: There you are. I was about to go.
Bobby/Jenny: OH ... what about the Moneypa you got for me yesterday ?
Mals: I didn't have the chance but can go today my Love.
Bobby/Jenny: are you gonna make sure you get the one with Number /
?
14digit number ?
Mals: If there is one sure.
Bobby/Jenny: okay .. if you don't get it .. ask for vanilla ... thats always having number
okay /
YMals: Can't we talk about us?
You'd get it at cvs Pharmacy
Bobby/Jenny: are we not talking about us here ?
if you get the moneyy to me .. is it not about us meeting ...
Mals: You are just demanding things from me and not even being nice.
Bobby/Jenny: how do you mean ?
Mals: You know what I mean my Jugs.
Bobby/Jenny: i dont
Mals: Then maybe you don't love me after all.
Bobby/Jenny: what did i tell you yesterday ?
Mals: I'm talking about today.
Bobby/Jenny: is that possible i suddenly hate you today
Mals: Or that you never loved me.
Bobby/Jenny: why are yoou bringing this immature talks ?
are you feeling insecured ?
Mals: Yes I am Honey.

ETA - I guess Bobby/Jenny wasn't quite done with poor Mals:

Quote:

you see am somewhat rght when i call you a boy
you are insecure after 3 years we have met

Now My Jugs I've told you a Million times not to Exaggerate! It's just shy of 27 Months by my Calculation.

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2014 4:06 pm

Obviously Mals doesn't like being called a Boy so he just had to confront Bobby/Jenny:

Quote:

Mals: Honey why are you being mean to me?
Bobby/Jenny: you accused me of not loving you
Mals: You haven't been showing me that you love me.
Bobby/Jenny: it sad
Mals: Why Baby?
Bobby/Jenny: you accused me of not loving you
Mals: You won't call me nice names or say that you love me.
Bobby/Jenny: i do
you promised me a moneyp** , you failed me today
Mals: Then why do you insult me?
Bobby/Jenny: yo complain a lot
Mals: I don't.
Bobby/Jenny: ok
Bobby/Jenny: you complain ...
Mals: Why do you say that?
Bobby/Jenny: you wanna always make me be your slave
Mals: I don't know what you mean my Jugs.
Bobby/Jenny: ok
never mind
Mals: Please tell me.
Bobby/Jenny: so why did you not help me get the moneyp** as requested
Mals: Because you insulted me and I didn't like it.
Bobby/Jenny: when did i insult you /
?
Mals: Yesterday you called me a boy.
Bobby/Jenny: Ok am sorry
Mals: Send me a message with some nice words in it.
I'm still angry and need to go.

The Old 'Am Sorry' routine just won't cut it this time. Hopefully Bobby/Jenny will respond with some Schlock:

Quote:

Although 2000 miles away is so far I still always walk outside in the room and think about you ,wish i can blow kisses into the air just for you and It never fails me. The rain will always come and I'll always love someone like you. Next time you see a storm on the horizon please don't fear it's just heaven doing me the favor of taking my kiss to you .lol. you need me Though miles may lie between us, we're never far apart, for friendship doesn't count the miles, it's measured by the heart Don't measure the distance; measure the love We are going to share as a perfect couple if God makes things work out and our prayers answered and be by each other, we're just not in the perfect situation 5000 miles away and you are still right here, in my heart and mind Life without Love is like a harp without strings Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never met.Where so ever you go, go with all your heart You can’t make someone love you, all you can do is be someone who can be loved, the rest is up to the person to realize your worth then Life is the good between you both and the dance floor become a memorable place where you express how much you can free your mind and how happy you are when your partner is with you. Love is a rhythm and we are the music As food is needed for the body so is love needed for our heart and soul. Food strengthens the body while love strengths the soul and the heart.Health is wealth so also love can bring both to us ..A person is incomplete without love. Love is not about finding the right person, but creating a right relationship. It's not about how much love you have in the beginning but how much love you build till the end Don't just love him, but show him When you wake up in the morning, kiss your loved one on the forehead and wish them a good day Love is a noble act of self-giving, offering trust, faith, and loyalty.

If anyone wants to actually read that then be my guest but just don't have the stomach for it today. Anyhow that ought to make things a bit more better between the two Love Birds:

Quote:

color=blue]Mals: That is beautiful.
[/color]Bobby/Jenny: Thats because you're beautiful
Mals: You really think so my Jugs?
Bobby/Jenny: yes i know so
Mals: that means a lot to me.
Bobby/Jenny: i feel good about that sir
i have to go now sir
when prolly could you help me get the moneyp** sir ?
Mals: I'll try this afternoon but probably tomorrow my Love.
Bobby/Jenny: why not today sir ?
Mals: I'm in meeting most of the afternoon Honey.
Bobby/Jenny: okay sir
Mals: Love you.
Bobby/Jenny: would talk to you later on sir ., maybe by 7 sir
i love you more sirr
Mals: I'll try to be around Darling.
Bobby/Jenny: okay sir
Mals: Remember what you used to call me?
Bobby/Jenny: dicky ?
Mals: That's it.
Bobby/Jenny: okay , bye my dicky
Mals: Bye My Jugs.

That's right people; Dicky is back!

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2014 5:55 pm

I can't believe this bait is still going on! Laughing

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 3:52 pm

^Same here! Bobby/Jenny sent this Schlock to Mals this Morning:

Quote:

You are the closest thing to my heart even though i can not physically touch you yet you aare my love,but i can always dream about you and those dreams i will never share with anyone but you. every time i think or have an wonderful thought of you ,i grow wet in my pants, opp, then i get to rubbing on myself wishing you were here with me to take care of this problem maybe. yes babie it's been a long time since i've been thinking to make love to someone who i really loved and i'm pleased that i am waiting for the right which is you my love, my King, you and you alone is all i could ever really think about.my thoughts are being consumed of you and just imaging everything that beautiful about you inside and out just pleases me more. i know i have a good thing and i will never trade that for nothing in this world, i want you to know how strong and stronger this love for which i have for you is so honey i hope you are ready for a change like anything you have never experience in all your life. i can say our future looks brighter and brighter.please lets chat in the morning .. i love you

Now it seems Bobby/Jenny has put out a Public plea on FB as her Landlord is throwing her out. She contacted 'Charles' this morning:

Quote:

Charles , please I need assistance to come up with 400.00 to pay my Landlord ... Please help me

Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2014 9:26 pm

Since Charles isn't in the habit of handing over money to people he knows nothing about he asks Bobby/Jenny to tell a little bit about herself:

Quote:

I stay in Arizona , I don't have a boyfriend , I did had an Ex who did
drugs and his friends one time attempted to Rape me , they made me
loose my Aunt's house , I also had an accident with my legs fractured
... I wanna save my head , and that's why I'm pleading you help me ...
I promise to give it back and also I promise to be a good friend ..

Thanks

Seems Legit to me....

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 3:02 pm

So let's see if Bobby/Jenny is willing to be Charles' new Gal:

Quote:

Hey there Jenny,

I haven't heard from you and hopes you are okay? I would like to help you but I'm also looking for a Girlfriend or Wife so maybe we can talk about that?

Talk soon,

Charles

The response is a little Odd to say the least:

Quote:

Hmmm , I cannot promise you anything as regards been a girlfriend ,
but I can be a Wife ., yes , I don't know whose my husband would be ,
but presently I need help ...

Quote:

If you can help me get a moneyp** of $500 , well I'd be glad , we can
start something good from there .. Please be my man now and save me
...

Thanks

Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 4:24 pm

Very odd, but well thought through.

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 12:31 am

Mals got called to the Factory down South last week so no moneyp** for Bobby/Jenny this week. Funny enough the Subject was:

moneyp**

Quote:

Hello Mr Mals , I waited for you online but you seem not to be
around since the beginning of the Week , you promised me to get the
moneyp** for me last week , and we have not had the opportunity to
chat , please let me know if you had gotten it for me ... Thanks you
Sir

Jeeze I told her I was Bizzay!

Quote:

Hello mals , I have not been able to access Hangouts , you can also
get moneyp** there in tenn. Please do something for me there too .,
love you more Mals

Mals told her he 'Should' be home Friday evening so Bobby/Jenny seems somewhat Happy:

Quote:

Okay ... Hope you're doing well , miss our chats ... Hope you get back
safely ...

Love you

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 11:39 am

Charles is still pushing the 'Get to Know you' angle before handing Bobby/Jenny any money:

Quote:

Okay , what do you wanna know about me , I'm in distress , deep
frustration ., common have a feeling and cut this introduction skit
for a while ., definetely we'd get to meet each other and things
proceed ., but I've got some bad times now , I told you what am going
through , common be understanding , Am demanding from you , but please
understand it's because of the time am @ .
Thanks

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 5:50 pm

Bobby/Jenny was busy today with her Men:

To Mals:

Quote:

Bobby/Jenny: hello Good morning , am here now

Mals: Hi Baby.

Bobby/Jenny: Mals

Mals: Are you okay my Jugs?

Bobby/Jenny: am fine

am not happy

Mals: What's wrong my Love?

Bobby/Jenny: you

Mals: What?

Bobby/Jenny: i want to meet with you and make love to you

but this i havent been able to achieve for years because you cannot get me money

this i was thinking about and am deeply hurt

Mals: Honey we will be together soon. I promise.

Bobby/Jenny: or why have you not been able to get me money

Mals: Honey I have tried you know that.

Bobby/Jenny: we need to do more than try baby

Mals: Okay.

Bobby/Jenny: you did not get the moneyp**

i feel like throwingup

Mals: Baby are you sick?

Bobby/Jenny: nope ...but my stomach is hot inside ... am tired of life

this life is now lke hell for me

i am now fraustrated ., i can never mae you happy with this condition of mine

Mals: Honey please don't be like this.

Bobby/Jenny: am tryin

but am weak to help myself now baby

Mals: I'm here for you my Love.

Bobby/Jenny: whats up with the MP you said you were goona sort out for me

Mals: I was away Darling. You know that.

Bobby/Jenny: but you got back on friday ... dont make excuse ,, just tell me when you're going to get it

Mals: Honey I got home Sunday night.

Bobby/Jenny: ok

Mals: I need a couple minutes. Back in a bit my Jugs.

Bobby/Jenny: ok

Mals: I'm back Darling.

Mals: Honey?

Bobby/Jenny: Am here

Mals: Good I am worried about you.

Bobby/Jenny: get me the MP

please

can you go now .? to a cvs store ?

please

Mals: The last time I bought one you got mad at me.

Bobby/Jenny: buy me the one with number ....

not the swipe

Mals: I'm not sure they have those any more.

Bobby/Jenny: no baby , they still do ... i chatted with someone to make enquiries

Mals: Not that Stupid Fonzie I hope.

Bobby/Jenny: nope ... it was greendot live chat customer care agent

Mals: So they make two kinds my Love?

Bobby/Jenny: yes

they told me better

Mals: I don't understand.

Bobby/Jenny: they explained to me better

the number on the receipt

Mals: I'm still not getting you.

Bobby/Jenny: he explained there's a number on the reciet

Receipt

Mals: Okay.

I need a minute someone is here.

Bobby/Jenny: yes

Kay

Mals: I have a meeting in a little while my Love.

Bobby/Jenny: ok

Mals: Will you be around later?

Bobby/Jenny: nopr

Mals: ?

Bobby/Jenny: no

Mals: I had better go. I love you.

To Charles:

Quote:

Charles: Hey there.
Bobby/Jenny:wow
there you go
Charles: I'm glad you are happy to hear from me.
Bobby/Jenny: i feel great ... you are always busy
Charles: Sorry but I drive a lot and I'm not always around.
Bobby/Jenny: i understand tha part ., not like me
who is temporarily paralyesed
Charles: What?
Bobby/Jenny: i told you
Charles: I think I would have remembered that.
Bobby/Jenny: why have you not helped me
Charles: Well I want to get to know you better is all.
Bobby/Jenny: telll me what you wanted to knw
Charles: I want to know all about you.
Bobby/Jenny: Charles .... we should meet
and discuss this
what do you think ?
Charles: I sure do like the sounds of that!
Bobby/Jenny: where are you ?
Charles: I'm in Oklahoma.
When do you want to meet?
Bobby/Jenny: when i have a good leg
Charles: I could come to see you little lady.
mc090911: not on the streets
Charles: what you meaning?
Bobby/Jenny: i am moving out
Charles: Where are you going?
Bobby/Jenny: i could not come up with the rent
Charles: Hang on a sec the Dot guy is here.
Bobby/Jenny: need to keep my stuffs @ storage unit , and i'd head to the street somewhat
i don't know any family
Charles: That sure is sad.
Bobby/Jenny: thats why i was begging for a loan
it would do me great
Charles: Well I ain't in a habit of giving money to someone I don't know is all.
Bobby/Jenny: i understan ... but we get to know each other somehow
i don't wanna convince
Charles: Can we maybe talk later on? I needs to get on the road.
Bobby/Jenny:would you be able to help me
i have my cousins phone here
Charles: Well I do have the money and all.
Bobby/Jenny: so why not help me witht e 500 moneyp** ?
i'd sort myself then you could come over ...
Charles: We'll talk about this later on okay?
Bobby/Jenny: okay then .. in how many hours
not sure i'd be here
Charles: Four I'm guessing.

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 11:49 pm

Someone was waiting for Trucker John er I mean Charles:

Quote:

Bobby/Jenny: 4 hours ?
ok
Charles: Hey there Jenny.
Bobby/Jenny: I calculated 4hours
I'm glad you kept to time
Charles: Wow I didn't knows you was timing me.
Bobby/Jenny: I was .. Because you're so important to me
Charles: Well that sure is nice of you to say.
Bobby/Jenny: Is that a compliment ?
Charles: I done took it that way. Wasn't it sposed to be?
Bobby/Jenny: Okay it was ....
Charles: I'm starting to like you.
Bobby/Jenny: It's a mutual feeling too charles
Charles: I likes that Jenny.
Bobby/Jenny: T.y
Charles: I ain't getting you.
Bobby/Jenny: Thank you it meant
Charles: Oh. I don't know a lot of that fancy lingo.
Bobby/Jenny: Okay
Charles: So can you tell me more about yourself?
Bobby/Jenny: My life is a sad story really , I do not like talking about it on chat
You have to be dere
Charles: That's too bad Jenny.
Bobby/Jenny: So when the tears drop you would be able to wipe them
Charles: Aww Jenny I was just wanting to know how old you was and if you has any Family or a Boyfriend and such I was.
Bobby/Jenny: Well am 25
I lost my only family , and the boyfriend I had stole away all I had
Charles: what you mean by stole?
Bobby/Jenny: He did drugs
So he stole my properties and my money to get some guys off him
And ran away from me too
Charles: Well I say good riddance I do!
Bobby/Jenny: Yes
Charles: So where is your Family?
Bobby/Jenny: Ireland , but I don't know them
Charles: What they doing way over there Jenny?
Bobby/Jenny: That's where I'm from
Originally
Charles: Oh I got you now.
Bobby/Jenny: But my aunt got me here
I only heard stories
Charles: Why did you come to the US?
Bobby/Jenny: I've been here since I was 2
Charles: Gotcha.
Bobby/Jenny: Ok
What you doing ?v
Charles: Sitting on the couch watching Wrassling.
Bobby/Jenny: Ok
Tell me about yourself
Charles: Well I'm 37 years old and am a only child so I don't have no Family.
Bobby/Jenny: That makes the two of us
Charles: It sure does.
Bobby/Jenny: You kept saying you had the 500
Charles: 500 what Jenny?
Bobby/Jenny: $
What I was begging for
I'm so desperate about it
Charles: Well I gots lots of Money but I don't even know if you is gonna be my girl or nothing.
Bobby/Jenny: We would def. Fix ourselves ., we are adults
You don't expect me to say all this things , maybe you should understand
Charles: Am trying to but sometimes you confuse me is all.
mc090911: How do I confuse you ?
Charles: I ain't getting what you means by fix ourselves for one.
Bobby/Jenny: I don't have anyone am dating
Or loving , and you're coming as my guardian angel
You should understand I'm already into you , even I don't wanna say it
Charles: Don't wanna say what?
Bobby/Jenny: That I like you
And would love to be ur girl
Charles: Well I sure do like you too and don't has a problem saying it.
Bobby/Jenny: Okay
So charles , what's on your mind ?
Charles: My mind is kinda fuzzy right now it is.
Bobby/Jenny: I don't understand
Charles: Am all confused now and don't know what to think.
Bobby/Jenny: About what and why charles ?
Charles: Well I don't know too many pretty Womerns is all.
Bobby/Jenny: Funny
Charles: Ain't never really had a Gal of my own cept for them Lot Lizards but they don't count.
Bobby/Jenny: I understand , you don't really need to tell me all that
Charles: Aww am sorry.
Bobby/Jenny: It's fine
Are you caring
Charles: I think I am.
Bobby/Jenny: You're yet to prove it to me
Charles: I ain't getting you.
Bobby/Jenny: I want you to show me how caring you are
Charles: Well I did get my Dog from the shelter cause he looked lonely.
Bobby/Jenny: Hmmmm
That's nice
Charles: It sure did make me feel good.
Bobby/Jenny: Please save me too
Charles: I sure can. Why don't you give me your address there and I'll get there in a couple days?
Bobby/Jenny: No charles , I don't want you to meet me still using clutches
You might wanna kiss me and also will wanna have sex , I'd not be able
Charles: Well I could take care of you then till you was better.
Bobby/Jenny: Just take it easy , I wanna have this sorted out before you come
That's better charles , I think you should listen to me
Charles: Why is that more better Jenny?
Bobby/Jenny: Because , I would feel comfortable with it
Both options are okay
Charles: Okay Jenny I think am getting you.
I needs to go gets me some Supper. Will you be around later on?
Bobby/Jenny: Where are you headed ?
Charles: Just going down to the Diner. They gots Hot Hamburger Sandwiches on special.
Charles: I'll check back later on Jenny
Bobby/Jenny: Okay , maybe you could also get to a cvs pharmacy

Does anyone doubt I'll get three Years out of this Idiot?

Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2014 4:35 am

This lad has a one track mind. Must be very unsuccessful. And I don't doubt that you can get 3 years out of this one, heck, I don't doubt you could get 6 years!

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