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Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2015 4:03 pm

The exact same signature can be used for a large variety of names, both male and female, no matter how long, short or language the name happens to be. And it also doesn't matter what document the signature is needed on.

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2015 8:45 pm

Wealthy West African businessmen mistrust their heirs so much that they always make the inheritance conditional on the heir finding a foreigner to be his or her "beneficiary".

Master Baiter Joined: 07 May 2014 Posts: 206

^ Wealthy West African Business men also have no contingency plan for their tragic demise and their heirs always end up in refugee camps with a helpful religious figure and have a pushy lawyer... I wonder how they are paying for the lawyer... I should ask.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 3:47 am

All the "Commissions" in Scammerland are "High Commissions." I have never heard of any Low Commissions. Perhaps because their authority is cheaper?

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 9:19 am

Carl Allen (aka Carlos Allende) created the Philadelphia Experiment hoax, so it's not surprising that many Lads use his signature.

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2015 10:55 am

There is no such thing as retirement age in Africa. Men as old as 76 work as managers of all sorts of companies. Watch out though; if they so much as get a hint of disrespect, they can get very, very touchy.

Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

In Nigeria anyone can walk into the office of the relevant authority (EFCC, CBN, Federal Ministry of Finance [etc]) with a photo of a coffin claiming you died and they are next of kin to your risky free transaction.

It is then standard procedure for the office in charge to send you an Email to check if you really are dead.

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2015 3:00 am

^^^ I've been dead several times.

Embarassed

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 13 Jan 2014 Posts: 698

Full stops ,commas and other punctuation marks run away and hide .some often don't quite make it .they can be found jammed up against the the next (lower case) character

(dammit! that last little bugger's got away) Oh no! here it is >.

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2015 5:27 am

Host families need an au pair because both parents work and therefore leave the children abandoned in their house. But hey, the children will eat pap with chicken and rice. Host families have very smart toddlers, who frequent libraries and play monopoly.

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2015 10:43 am

You get excited to see things in your Spam Folder (or sperm box as my latest love lad describes it).

The you click 'Not Spam' totally screwing up Google's attempts to identify Spam and 'give you a better service'.

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2015 10:49 am

^^^

Quote:

Be careful with this message. Similar messages were used to steal people's personal information. Unless you trust the sender, don't click links or reply with personal information.

I know, Google, I know. Target acquired. Very Happy

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2015 11:36 am

The FBI and the Benin EFCC have very similar powers.

They can both write to the mayor of your city and force him to close your bank accounts; they can confiscate your property and could get you fired “because a suspect should not work for the government or any private organization”; and they can send your ID to "all the crimes agencies in America" to be placed on their websites as an internet fraudster.

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2015 2:21 pm

Ghanans and Nigerians don't get along.

Igbo is a tribe and a language.

Transport fare from Lagos to Togo costs a minimum of 1000 dollars (ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS US) and must be paid to the lad in advance.

Elite Baiter Joined: 10 Mar 2013 Posts: 1482

Lad just told me that he can't send me the routing information for "his" account as everyone in the bank are busy with the elections. They do have elections going on so that much is true.

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2015 8:31 am

? is the best reply when a lad starts issuing orders in his emails.

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2015 8:09 pm

Homeland Security and any Government offices have to paid by money gram or western union. Usually wired to a person that is in a different town, state, or country than the person asking for the payment.

Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2015 5:25 am

I wouldn't say all baiters know this, but it is not taught in Russian class, and I found out only by killing sites: The Russian for "money mule" is "дроп". I suspect this is from English and has something to do with a live drop.

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2015 3:05 am

Huge somes of money, often in excess of $10,000,000, just lie dormant and unnoticed in bank accounts in 3rd world countries (who have gross national products far lower than the sum in these accounts) for years and years.

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2015 4:48 am

^Don't forget the all the trunk boxes which have lay dormant in a security company's vault since the dawn of email which have been securely stored and guarded without a fee up until your benificiary email lands in your spam folder.

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2015 3:22 am

When you ship a package via FedEx, DHL, or UPS the shipping fee covers the shipper's transportation, storage, and liability costs. In Benin, however, these services are apparently a la carte. A hefty "security fee" must be paid to release a package for delivery.

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2015 5:35 am

The United States used to rule Nigeria. As a result, Nigerian banks have resident FBI agents, and US Border Protection operates in Nigeria.

The UK has senators rather than MPs, and the Senatorial position is an inherited one. Should the holder of said Senatorial position die, his next of kin can be denied the position and inheritance by a blood relative, and the law does not become involved.

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2015 8:16 am

There is only one state.

The United State .... do you think the average lad knows the word oxymoron!

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2015 11:10 am

Likewise, there is only one Emirate. The United Arab Emirate.

Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 2:51 am

Package mules are more closely related to money mules than to pack mules.

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