Bend it like Beckley (NSFW)

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Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Hah!
I haven't yet emailed Beckley today.
I picture him stomping his feet demanding moneyp** soon.

Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 12:35 pm

Beckley does give another option:

Quote:

or i should get the account email to you

Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2014 2:11 pm

Oddly enough John is still confused:

Quote:

Honey Bun? I'm not sure what the Heck is going on? I love you and
can't be understanding what you is sending me??? Please my Apple Pie
tell me what is happening???? Am confuse and wants you here.

Love,

John

Beckley is sounding quite concerned about our Relationship er the Money she is trying to Scam out of John I mean:

Quote:

hello

my love what is happening is that Michelle said she doesn't want me
over there with you and that she wont send me any money and that she
would get marry to you and she also call me a loser.

am also confused the way she suddenly reacted to me and how she just
change, now she told me you too are dating , my love please can you
tell me what is going on?

if you truly want me there and if you truly love me , i think is now
you have to show it by taking action yourself and live that Michelle
out of this OK? she is just an intruder who want to destroy our
relationship, so what are we going to do now john? because i really
want to come over there and live with you forever but she is trying to
block the way now.

how do you want to send the money to me now? why cant you do it online
yourself or send this money to me via western union? baby am sick and
tired of this place i am and am sick and tired of that witch Michelle,
i don't want you together again OK? if you truly love me you better do
something

I sure will do something Butter Pecan Pie...Right after my Nap.

Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2014 10:59 pm

Jeeze Poor John still doesn't understand:

Quote:

Baby Doll?

I can't see her doing that. She is our friend ain't she? Please Honey
I thought you would be here now.

Love,

John

Sadly our Beckley seems to be getting a bit tense:

Quote:

Hello
John cant you get ıt? She does not want me and you together but ı want
you to help me out of here soonest by yourself. John ıt seems you are
playıng me, or may be you dont love me cos ıf you truly do,you would
fınd a way out for me to be there soonest wıth you. Go and send me the
money yourself, ok? thıs tıme transfer the money to me vıa western
unıon, evendou ıts not all the money for my bılls but just send me
part off ıt so ı can pay half of my bıll and ı can be able to pay for
my flıght tıcket back to you john
Here ıs the detaıls too send the money
Senders name ~ your name
Recevers name ~ beckley
Recevers country ~ nıgerıa
Country Postcode ~ 23401
Amount~$ 4000
Questıon~ what ıs my name~beckley
Splıt the money before Sendıng ıt
And send thee mtcn number ok? But ıf you dont do thıs now that shows
you dont want me over there

Best try for a Bank Account eh?

Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2014 11:49 pm

I think he needs a bit of a slap. You don't use "If you don't do what I say, means you don't love me" crap. Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2014 11:21 am

^It wasn't quite time for a slap as you will see.

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Darling? Okay I'll straighten things out but you knows I ain't
sending to them places. If you can gives me a Bank account I send all
the Money real quick like.

Love,

John

And with absolutely no argument Beckley complies:

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Hello
I missed you and here is the bank account you requested of my love, so
how. Much are
you going to transfer now? Let me know Ok
Bank Name : Guaranty Trust Bank
Bank Address. 402, Lagos-Abeokuta Expressway, Abule-Egba, Lagos State, Nigeria.
Account Name : MUGU
Account Number : 8675309
SWIFT CODE ; GTBINGLA
hope you would make the transfer done today? and immediately you are
doing it let me know
i love you and get back to me asap

Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2014 7:15 pm

So John has decided to send Beckley the money that she so desperately deserves:

Quote:

Hey there Darling,

I can get to the Bank tomorrow for sure I can. Then you can be with
me real soon!!!

Love,

John

Sadly my Beckley doesn't sound overly convinced:

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Love
Are you very sure about thıs? Am ı comıng over to you for sure? I love
and mıss you dearly and please tell your lady banker to stop wrıtıng
me. I would also foward the shıt she wrote to me to you my love.
I mıss you dearly and ı hope too hear from you asap you sent me the money.
Kıss

And then she Forwards Ginger's message:

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Beckley,

You should stop writing to John, he'll soon need to save up since our baby
will go to the best college, wear the best clothes, dine in the finest
establishments.
I'll have to spermjack him again this weekend. I'll wear his favorite
perfume, bacontasticica, and slip him a few roofies. Perhaps I'll ease up
on the roofies, he should
remember me pumping him for baby making juice.

I've been looking around for wedding dresses and while virgin white seems
like a lie, I'll wear it anyway.

Good luck Beckley, I hope you find an idiot that will pay your bills since
you are too lazy to work.

If we have a boy, I'll name him Beck. If it wasn't for you I wouldn't be
marrying John so I do owe you a big fat ham sandwich.

Toodles,

Michelle

Sadly John still ain't getting it:

Quote:

My Darling what is the meaning of this here? I just ain't getting
this no how and that nice Michelle don't care for me none cept maybe
as a friend. You sure them messages came from her now?

I did the Bank transfer just a while ago and she was all professional
like and dressed up nice and pretty too. Awww Baby Doll she even
asked me to say hi to you and that she can't wait to meet you in
person she did! She even said she wants to celebrate your arriving by
taking me out to Dinner on Friday!

Aint that great news?

Love,

John

Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2014 5:43 pm

Someone is getting kinda tense:

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Hello
Love, how much dıd you transfer to the account? Andd can you provıde a
proof that youu really transfer the money?
Because they ask me to come along wıth a payment slıp ın whıch was
ıssue to you durıng the process of transferıng the money to me ın the
bank. Hope to hear from youy asap. My love those maıls were orıgınally
comıng from mıchelle to my ınbox but ı dont maıl back or contact her
agaın. I love you please help mee provıde all the necessary thıngs ı
need soo that ı can be sure you have truly sent the money, thanks ı
mıss you dearly my love.
Lots of love and kıss
Beckley

Sadly John won't see this until tomorrow sometime.

Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2014 9:24 pm

What a Whiner:

Quote:

hello
my love i just contacted them again and they say that they haven't
confirmed the payment yet, that they would need a payment slip or a
swift copy for the confirmation of the payment.
hope you can provide this? because without that i don't think you sent
any money.
hope to hear from you asap if truly you have made the transfer.
kiss
beckley

AND even More Better:

Quote:

Hello
I now get to know that you dont love me and you seems to be foolıng me
because youu are john and at thesame tıme mıchelle.

So what did Ginger send you ask?

Quote:

Oh you silly little bitch,

Thanks for the $5,000.00
Our little Beck will need that for diapers, I will only use the best for
him!

John mentioned that you are forwarding my mails to him. Bad move bitch.
I will end you.
Every transfer he makes to you will end up in my bank account.
Every time you ask for money, I will be the recipient.
Every time you email him, I will fuck him.
This weekend he will spend in my bed. Sure, he'll be tied up but I never
had a man complain about that before.
It's amazing what they'll do when I show them my tits.
I'll make him bark like a dog and I'll ride him hard.

John likes a vajayjay shaved up nice and tight...and it doesn't sound like
you can afford razors.

Find yourself another man, this one is mine now.

Bye,

Jeeze John had best respond in a real hurry like:

Quote:

Baby Doll? Why you done calling me a girls name? You ain't making no sense. That Michelle is a good womern she is and is helping us!

We even went out to dinner on Friday we did but I must have been over tiresome cause I thinks I passed out and now gots me a spliffing Headache and Bellyache and some funny marks on my arms and legs but that might be cause I am got Crabs and sometimes them things don't be agreeing with me.

Love,

John

Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2014 11:19 pm

Poor Beckley. (not)

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 10:24 pm

Jeeze someone is getting Cranky:

Quote:

stop this because you did not send me any money instead that michelle
stole it and transfer the money to her account,definetly you. dont
want me with you. you believe and trust her but you dnt care for me

Best put her mind at ease eh?

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Honey Bun? No I sent that Money to you I did for sure! Why you keep
saying this stuff? I loves you and wants you with me and I sents you
$5,000 to get my Little Laddy here I did!

That Michelle wouldn't steals no Money! She is a Good Bankerer and
real pretty and is the sharpest knife in the in amongst forks and
spoons in drawer they be telling me. Aww am sorry Baby Doll but
sometime I don't know how to express myself when I'm trying to be
properly different.

Love,

John

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 9:36 pm

Jeeze I'm almost starting to feel sorry for Poor Beckley...No wait that's someone else. Never mind:

Quote:

Hello
If you love me, then get rıd of that wıtch mıchelle cos she stole the
money you thınk you sent to me
If you love and want me there wıth you, ıts beter you sent the money
to me dırectly vıa western unıon , ıf not forget about me and go marry
your bıtch lady banker. I hate her
I dont lıke youu for not trustıng andd tell her ıf she ever sent me a
maıl agaın God would defıneately purnısh her cos thıs the last maıl
the whore sent mee, ıt seems you are not a man enough for you to
decıde on your property , who you are sendıng money too Α̲̅πϑ whom
you truly love and want to marry.

What could have possibly gotten the Lad so worked up? Luckily Beckley sent on Michelle's Message:

Quote:

Becks,
I am happy that you have understood that you are a loser.
Don't worry, there are more fish in the sea, however most of those fish are
mud suckers so good luck.
I will keep my promise and name our first child Beck if it's a boy and
Williamina if it's a girl.
I hope we have twins.

Almost pregnant,
Michelle

Sweat Jeebus John had best turn on on the Old Okie Charm:

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Baby Doll I has been so worried bout you!

I can't see that Michelle stealing no Money cause she is a
professional and all she is. That $5,000 sure ain't in my Account no
how so you gotta be getting it soon.

How bout I goes and talks with her when I can Little Laddy? Then we
could clean up the air here of differences. Sound like a good plan???

Love,

John

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Quote:

Hello
Fuck Ÿ̲̣̣̣̥ø̲̣̣̥u̶̲̥̅̊ bıtch, ı hate Ÿ̲̣̣̣̥ø̲̣̣̥u̶̲̥̅̊ Α̲̅πϑ
Ÿ̲̣̣̣̥ø̲̣̣̥u̶̲̥̅̊ shall dıe soonest. Wıtch T̶̲̥̅̊ợ̣̣̝̇̇̇ hell wıth
you

I wonder what's wrong with Becks.

Quote:

Loser,

You shouldn't verbalize like that to a pregnant woman, my child may grow up to hate his name.
I wish I was a witch, but I'm not.
As far as the 'fuck you' part, um, well you just aren't a pretty enough girl for me. Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against girl on girl action.
But you aren't pretty enough. Just sayin'.
And regarding hell, well silly brat, hell is for losers. I'm a winner so piss off you worthless trollop. Are your parents proud to have spawned a shit like you?
What's a matter? Daddy didn't love you enough?
Doesn't matter. I'm happy and that's all that matters.

John is mine so stop writing to him. You are a failure of a human.

Michelle

PMS: I'm breaking my promise and not naming our child Becks, his name will be John Jr.
PPMS: I am so craving brownies right now.

Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2014 11:33 pm

Firstly we have a Two Month Necro (but hey it's my Bait) AND Secondly a very very (read Extremely) Dubious Sandtimer here.

Although we Poked and Prodded Becks she simply took her Ball and went home...until today that is:

Quote:

I dont know how am to cope john, cos you abadoned me down here in
nigeria, I am very sad, I dont know were to go for xmas. john am
helpless and pennyless.
michelle ruined our relationship, she deceived both of us

AND

Quote:

hello
john to tell you the truth nothing is ok with me here, since that
witch michelle stole you away from me and she even told me she is
carring your baby and that I should not contact you again, she said
because am a loser and that I wont see a dine sent to me , that I
should go to hell, since then have been in great shock that I spent
most of my days on a sick bed. I dont realy know if you truly love me.
john do you love me or not? am I also a loser the way michelle already say it?
jst very sad

Becks I'm sure it was 'Looser'but let's not get into the Fussing and Feuding just yet okay? There'll be plenty of time for that later:

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Hey there Little Laddy,

I was wondering where you had gots to cause I missed you a whole Bunch yes I did!

Now I is also thinking that Michelle was up to no good cause she is saying now that I am the Father of her Baby but I don’t know nothing about birthing no Babies and that’s the Truth! Maybe she is one of them Gold Diddlerers that I hears about but I don’ts know cause any time we had dinner I woke up with headaches and bellyaches and once I had a pop knot on my head that Max factor couldn’t cover up. It got so bad that I even went to the Doctor and they told me I had crabs but I don’t eats none of those creepy crawling things and I had brushed my tooth so I ain’t really sure what that was all about no I don’t!

My Lover Gal you mean we can maybe be together like we was planning? That sure would be more better than anything I can thinks of now and that ain’t no lie cause my Mama didn’t raise no liars no she didn’t! Darling this is like a dream come true and it would be the best Christmas present ever if you was to be here with me and little Sgt. Yorkie cause we is real lonesome. Honey Glazed Donut are you lonesome tonight? Do you miss me tonight? Are you sad that we Drifted apart? Well I am and that’s a big for sure for sure!

Love,

John

Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2014 3:57 pm

Tis the Season to Scam Money:

Quote:

hello
how are john? now I think you should believe all am telling you about
michelle, she sent me many bad emails about you and call me all sorts
of name but, to me all those shit of her s does not bored me, but I
was just sad that we are faraway from each other. so how are you and
how have you been coping since all this time withiout me been there
with you, john are we still lovers? and do you still realy needs me in
your life and with you forever? cos I cant wait to loose you to any
witch or lady again ok?
missed you and I hope to hear from you soonest and avoid that
michelle, she also stold the money you ask her to sent to me, so she
made me penniless and block my coming back to you then, I just hope we
can finally purse our dream together when am finally coming over to
you john.
mail me soonest

I forgot how much Fun Becks really is:

Quote:

Aww Darling that is so sweat it is!

I don't want to loose you either and am sure we can make this more
better even if I am confuse about things right now.
Maybe I should go down to that there Bank and give that Michelle a
peace of my mind? Yeah that sounds like the right thing to do don't
it?

Love,

John

Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2014 10:11 pm

Awwww poor Beckley. Michelle did all these bad mean things to here. Hopefully, she hasn't seen nothing yet.

Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2014 11:03 pm

I'm not really sure what to do with Becks yet but I don't think it will be a real pleasure for her.

Quote:

hello
thanks for giving me hope in you, cos I was thinking have lose you to
that witch.
hope we can fix things up now, john?
I love you

Fix things? Yeah that's it. Why didn't I think of that?

Quote:

Here there Little Laddy,

We can get you fixed for sure we can cause we is meant to be together
I'm figuring. Don't you worry I'll deal with that Michelle this
weekend for sure I will.

Love,

I was hoping that Becks would tell me to stay away from Michelle but she seems to have focused on something else:

Quote:

hello
since you are ready to fix everything I think its ok by me.
but you have to send the money in my way this time, I cant wait to be
with you john

I'm sure that'll happen Becks.

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2014 10:32 pm

Becks appears to be getting Worried:

Quote:

hello
how are you today and why have I not heard from you today, john have
not been filling well cos have missed you like hell, I swear I cant
wait to be with you my dear, cos we need to start a family of our own
soonest.
hope to hear frm you
I love you

TJ had best put her Mind at ease:

Quote:

Hey Little Laddy,

Aww Am sorry I didn’t get a chance to sends you a message today but I was on the road Clear into Long Branch I was but I’m home now and has had me a good long shower and a footlong from the Sonic with extra Onions and a Cherry Limeade to wash it down with. Soon enough I am going over to see that Michelle and give her a peace of my mind I am. If she stoled your money then I is gonna get it back and may tan her little peach shaped behind while I’m at it for good measure yes I will!

Darling don’t you be worrying a lick cause I knows just how to deals with this and then everything will be more better for sure for sure I can guarantee it!

Love,

John

PS – What are you wearing? Am feeling kinda Romantical.

Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2014 6:54 pm

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dear
how are you today, I hope you are filling good, well I just took my
shower and am putting on a bum shot and a spag. well I missed you.
if you tell go to michelle she would start mailing me and rain all
sorts of abusive words to me again, cant you let us give the shock of
her life when we both go see her together? I was thinking you can just
try and send me some money on your own through western union if you
are serious of us been together soonest, thats the only way I think
things can both work out for us so that she would be very suprise when
she sees us together and she would have no choice than to return to us
our money she stole.
john if you truly love me , try and send some money to me via western
union so that immidieatly I saw the alert I can just head to western
union office cash the money and head straight to the airport and book
any available flight to the state, please try and do this cos we been
far enough from each other, cant wait to celebrate this xmas with you
john.
a quick response of your mail would be my assurance and only hope of
been with you..
I love you

Sadly John won't see this message today as he is under the weather.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

Quote:

am putting on a bum shot and a spag

umm, ok?

Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2014 1:15 pm

^^^^OK so I am glad I am not the only one who wasn't sure about that lol

Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2014 11:03 pm

^The Bum Shorts I get but the Spag is definitely a bit of an Enigma.

Quote:

hello
I dont know if you got the last mail I sent you john, I want you to
know an patienly waiting for your responce and decision, but I think
much time is not on our side any longer.
so if you still want me, I think you should make hay when the sun
still shine. I love you john

John has awakened from his Slumber but isn't feeling the best at the moment:

Quote:

Hey there Baby Doll,

Well I’m not really sure what happened cause I went over to that there Michelle’s place the other night to give her a peace of my mind but she was all apologetic like so she made me a drink and well then we had some more and then she was acting real nice like and started massaging my chiselled frame but after that things kinda went fuzzy they did. The last thing I remember she was talking bout me Yodelling in the Gully but I ain’t much into that Old Timey Music but more of a Garth Brookes fan cause he’s from Yukon which I drive by all the time specially if I’m going to go gets me a Meers burger. What is even odder is that I woke up in the park wearing nothing but my underwear and that’s not even the real embarrassing part cause they was the special ones that Marge from down at the Diner bought me as a joke and they say Home of the Whopper on them.

Aww Darling am confuse cause I has a bad headache and bellyache and don’t where that Michelle got to no I don’t. I done tried calling her but she never did answer and they didn’t know where she was when I went on over to the bank. Sure hope she is doing okay cause I don’t likes thinking that a Little Lady would get in trouble on account of me and my perfectly sculpted torso no I don’t!

My Lover Gal can you gives me a day or so til I gets feeling more better and then we can talk bout you getting you here into my loving arms? That would be real special it would and that’s a Big for sure for sure!

Love,

Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2014 2:53 am

Becks showed some concern:

Quote:

hello

my dear, how are you ? hope you re filling better now, and I think you
should be very careful of that michelle lady so that she wont hurt you
and also she wont serve as an intruder between us again.

I truly love you john and I want to be in your lovely arms soonest my love.
please can you just try and send the money for my travelling to me and
when I get to you we can know how to both dealt with that michelle
lady. please let me hear from you soonest, you only faithul lover

Sadly John still isn't feeling the Best:

Quote:

Hey there Little Laddy,

Am feel a bit more better yes I am but I still got this lingering feeling I has been Buttsprung like a Hog that’s been corn holed by a an Ant Hill then smeared with Jam I do! Baby Doll gives me another day so I can talks to that there Michelle; Man to Womerns and see if I can gets this all sorted all pieceful like and then we would be in a more better situation I is figuring.

Love,

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 1:23 am

Becks is looking for the Xmas Pay Dirt:

Quote:

hello
how are you today hope you are doing very fine. I want to imolore you
to leave alone michelle out of this, lets sort things out in our own
way and when I arrive we can both go confront michelle cos I dont
think I did like any futher delay of things from you, dont you have
any money at hand that you can just sent to me.... like $1850 just foe
my trip to you please leave michelle out of this and do it alone, any
futher delay means you are not serious and caring towards me. hope to
hear a good news from you this time about my coming home to your arms
I love you

Jeeze Becks means Bizness! Best do what she says (or not):

Quote:

Hey there Baby doll,

Darkling am still full of them butterflies in the nether regions and feeling kinda Crabby but I’m itching to have you here with me cause that would be more better for sure it would.

Now I still haven’t heard from that Michelle but I’m thinking maybe you is right and a more better way is for the two of us to visit her give her a peace of your mind and then maybe Celibate down at the Sonic for sure I’m saying

Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2014 2:36 pm

Becks decided to fire off a last minute Xmas request (or two):

Quote:

hello
john how are you, I just want to tell you have not been ok cos have
not been with you, am not happy baby I just want to be with you. but
since you have not yet find away for me to come over there with you, I
want to tell you that I need money for xmas to use in buying some
stuffs I want and need before coming over.
please send me $1,500 via western union.
I love you, contact me asap if you got my mail

AND

Quote:

hello
am not ok, john I need some money and I want you to send it to me, I
also want to come to you john am tired of been lonely. $1,700 thats
how much I need john help me send It via western union.
thanks, I love you.

Oh Well TJ had best spread the Holiday cheer eh?

Quote:

Merry Xmas Little Laddy!

I sure did miss you and we can get this all sorted out once the
Holiday is over with cause most places are closed round these parts
yes they are.

Love,

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