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Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 8:43 am

I think the Tina's are a bit confuzzled lately. They've taken to just asking Andy for money for things unrelated to the 'farm.'

Tina 1

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Puffin,
Good morning honey am happy that you back from leave, and also glad
that you got promotion and this means we are the right for each other
because when we meet a new things happens. I wish am there with you by
now you got promoted, I can't wait to meet you in person honey. And
honey I need your help while I need some bills to clear here now and I don't have much on me and you know I explain all this to you before
and I will be happy if you can help me out on this and I can have rest
of mind here too.

So, Andy gets promoted and all that extra money means that he and 1 are meant for each other? OK, I guess i can see that. Rolling Eyes

Tina 2

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that is good news honey and am so much happy bout it...honey i am not fine here cus am loosing weight i don't have foods any more to eat and the landlord am living with here is giving me hard time
honey..honey i need little help from you with $300honey and i will be so much happy if you can understand and help me out honey..i will be
waiting to hear back from you honey

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honey.....i miss you so much and i cant stop thinking of you when you are not online here...and i want you to know that i will forever love
you forever and now and nothing will stop me from loving you and i
want you to please try ti get something for me to eat...cause am
losing weight now and i dodnt have any food stuff at home....and i
want you to know that you are the only one i can run to for help so
please help me out...thank you so much honey and i will be expecting
to hear from you real soon love you so much honey.....

Andy sent this to both Tina's and so far only 2 has responded. I think 1 is still a little freaked out about the lad email she got from Weasel. Laughing

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TINA!! I'm disappointed that you didn't say it to me as I was expecting. I have been busy with my Admiral's work. I've also been spending time with new friends onboard. I hope you had a lovely day. I wish you were here so that I could have given you a diamond ring!

Love Andy

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Am so sorry honey...and i want you to know i rememeber and think of you on that day..but i was not happy and am starve here and am not
happy...thats why babe and i want you to know that i truly love you
with all my heart and i will forever love you till the very end cause
you mean alot to me and i want you to know that nothing will tear us
apart...am so sorry babe and i got a card for you on that day...i wish
we are together i will have give it to you...and honey i beg of you to
please try and get something to do about this my lack of food stuff am
losing weight now babe and i beg of you please help me out....LOVE YOU
WITH ALL MY HEART...HAPPY VALENTINE TO YOU MY LOVE WILL FOREVER BE STRONG AND BOLD FOR YOU ALWAYS

It's too bad that Harry is handling all of Andy's business right now or else Andy might be able to help. And maybe she shouldn't have been stupid enough to spend money on a card when she hasn't eaten in days. Coulda bought some rice or something!

Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 10:49 am

Could have eaten chicken!

Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 11:31 am

I think they're so confused they don't know how to completely hold the script now. Hmmm buy a card, buy some food... Ahhh, your love is more important than food

Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 12:30 am

Capone wrote:

Could have eaten chicken!

That cracked me up!

Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 12:32 am

I think I need to point that out! Chicken or eggs surely should keep her fed for a long time!

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^^^ or fish... or snails Laughing

I think it might be time for Harry to email Tina, it's been awhile and we need to stir this pot up again

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I don't think Tina is very happy Sad

Hello Dearest Friend Tina: How have you been? I have not heard from you in a while. How is Andy doing? Has he been emailing you lately? Andy is changed now that he is Admiral of the ship. He is not the same man. He rarely even talks to me anymore. I hope he is treating you well. He does not seem to care about me anymore. Hope to hear from you soon. Your friend Harry

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Thanks for hearing from you Harry, well I didn't hear from Andy also and you are the course of all this because have emailing him for many times and I did not hear from him back, why you email my lawyer that he should handle the case to another person which is ? And by the way who is that otume I ask you this you can't explain how you know him? And again I don't know him from adams and you are asking to handle the case for him, that could not be happen. This is my life and I cannot play with it as you are trying to do it because its just you take this as toy and may be its just don't have meaning to you, I believe that when there's God all my things will be possible and I will get it all.
Thank you.

The fake lawyer has her freaked out I'm thinking

Dearest Tina: You seem to be a little uptight. I was just following advise of Southward your lawyer. he tells me to go find another lawyer, not my ideal. is lawyer who is currently trying to get funds for me from my uncle who died in Japan earthquake, but I tells you this already. you need to pay attention better. Maybe lawyer Southward should not be so stubborn and refuse to give me papers to prove he is real. You beleive god will help you to get it all? How's that working for you so far? I am just trying to help so quit whining your problems to me and talk to Andy.

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Time to give Tina the bad news....

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Hello my dearest friend dear: I know you are mad at me and probalaly wishes was not ever born. I just try to help everyone involves to be safe from frauds. I sorry to give you some maybe even more bad news. Andy is not the same man you know, Andy is not faithful to you with many different woman. Is see it !!!!!!!!!!!! Now he is Admiral Andy or Double A as all the cool people call him.He is changes man. You must talk with him dear and bring him back to this side of the evil that has taken control of him. Pleasae dear friend, contact him and make good wife for him. I have photos to give attarched as this proof of what I tell you in case you dont believes me. Harry

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Good morning Harry, and thank you for your concern about me and am still thanking you for coming into this issue. Well have been thinking the same thing because I email Andy and no reply for about 3messages and I was wondering why is he do this to me, but may he doesn't want me anymore, but I know God will judge between me and him because I make all my life waiting for him here.

Please dear friend Tina, please contact him and talks sense to him. He is good man, he just confuse right now I think. Harry

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Okay I will email him now and let him realize what he did and how much I love him.

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Trying to light a fire under the lazy lad's ass...

Hi Tina: How are you and how is your day going? Have you heard any words from Andy yet? I hope he can come to his senses. Harry

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Good morning Harry, how are you and how was your night? Yes I just email him this morning and am expecting his message back to me, but haven't see anything yet.

Hi Tina: Thanks for your reply quickly. I hope everything can work well for you and Andy. He is good man who is lost right now. I think since he become Admiral, money and power goes into his head. Thank you for helping. Your best friend Harry

Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2014 4:49 pm

Tina 1 wrote Andy and not a word about his cheating ways.

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Hi Andy how are doing there, what's going on over there I haven't hear from you and this is not how we started, you promise not to leave me alone, you promise to be there for me no matter what and now you don't stay and fulfil your promise. This is not done, now tell me how do you want this relationship to be? Please let me know.

SWAN

Hey Tina,

Sorry I've been really busy with my new Admiral duties. But you know I love you so much right? So how have you been? How are things going with the farm? Harry said he's got you a new Lawyer that's handling it all so I figured you probably have things taken care of by now. So cool cool. Well I have a few more emails to write and then I got to get back to work. I hope things are going well for you. Love you!

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Harry said he's got you a new Lawyer that's handling it all

It will be interesting to see how it responds to that. Every time I mention the "new" lawyer, it has a meltdown.

Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2014 7:33 am

It seems like Tina 1 doesn't give a crap that Andy's cheating. Maybe I'll have to be more obvious about it.

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Puffin
Andy what's on ground now is that I need money seriously so please how can you send me the money is most important now. So please get back to me asap and let's talk better am online now.

Quote:

PUFFIN,
I don't know what happened to me whether I was crazy or just lonely, all I know is I was sick of being deceived, mistreated, and unloved. Then you came along... I don't know why. All I know is that I felt a connection on our first chat, something I had never felt before which at first made me feel uneasy, stupid and even a bit childish, which made me go through all kinds of emotions as we chatted and began finding we had a lot in common. I felt like we had known each other from an unknown past.

Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2014 5:11 am

SWAN

Dear Tina,

What do you need money for? I thought Harry's working with the lawyer and he hasn't asked me to send the lawyer fees at all yet. Why are you asking for them? I'm confused. Is the lawyer not doing his job? Do I need to intervene and find you a new lawyer? He said something about finding this lawyer online or this lawyer was helping him with something else so he trusted them? I think we should listen to Harry. He's a smart guy and he'd never do anything to hurt me and therefore never hurt you.

Anyway, I'm not sure why you said you're tired of being deceived, mistreated and unloved. Do you feel that I've treated you poorly? I've not lied to you! I'd never lie or betray or cheat on you and I hope you know that! I don't even talk to women since I met you. I just work, eat and go to my bunk. After I email you of course! Well, in all honesty there was this one girl that I was emailing when I first started emailing you. I broke up with her when you and I got serious. Well I guess she didn't take it well or something. Every week or something she will send me a crazy email about how much she loves me. It's flattering I guess. Don't worry though, I love you ok?

I don't think we'll have shore leave for awhile now so I should be able to email more. So tell me what's been going on with you. How's the farm managing? Harry showed me the pics you sent him awhile back. I think it's weird you sent those to him but you never sent them to me! Do you have any other pics of the farm? I'd like to see the barns and the house. Is there a feed silo? And gardens or anything? Please send me whatever you've got. I'd like a better pic of our future home.

Well I have to go because I'm working the midnight shift tonight. Love you.

I think I said 'lawyer' enough in the first paragraph that if it's gonna react, it will.

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I can just imagine the lad's reaction to hearing those 2 words..."Harry's lawyer" I'm thinking its something along the lines of

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So me and GTmama both agreed that Tina was getting boring. But as stated in the baiter code, try to never let a bait die if possible. So game on....

Hello my dear friend Tina: How is the day going today. Have you been having contact with Andy? Did you tell him you know he is cheating you? How does he react. Tina, we can make plan to elimanate Andy. Please tell me if you have this interest.Your friend Harry

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Thanks for your message Harry you sound good, Andy was doing what he
likes because I email him but reply all because I ask him I need 500
dollars because I don't have much on me no food at home and my
internet disconnect this months because I did 3onths when I subscribe.
And Harry by eliminate Andy what will happen after doing that?

Hello my dearest Tina: Tina, I have to make some confessions to you. When I see Andy is cheated you, I get very angry. I do not understands this feeling of jealous, because you are not my girl, but then I thinks maybe I am beginning to have some feelings for you. Tina my love, I thinks I am falling in love with you. Tina honey, let us elimante Andy and we can move forward together. And by eliminate, I meen unfortunate accident for Andy. Then we can be together. What is your feelings about this? Am I talking craziness? Friend Harry

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Well Harry I didn't know what to say by now, because am not into all this before though you really sound so good to me and Andy is also a
good guy too but am confused because I don't know may be you want to
you use me and dump and am looking for a real thing and real
commitment.

Tina my love, please listens to me. Andy is the one here that is using you and then takes dump on you.
He tells you he is loving you and wants to be helping, but did he? No...
He tells you he is in love then goes back to his cheater whores.
He is making you confuse. Love Harry

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Well I think time will tell and Harry you know am facing some problems here now while have been telling Andy about and he did not making any steps, I have some bills to pay which can lead me to a big problem here and no way for me to get this and all my thing haven't get done yet, can you please raise me this money to pay the bills and we can be able to talk about the issue on ground and even I still have
somethings to share with you but as times goes on we will make all
this. Andy well we will talk about much more later.
Thank you.

I'll love you...if you send me money Confused

Good morning Tina my Love: How is your day going? each day that passes I get stronger feelings for you. I am ready to help you with any means I can, but first I must take care of this matter of Andy.
What would happen if Andy gets eliminate, then authorities see email to you, his girlfriend, from me sending money etc. They would be suspect me right away. We have to stay secret ok.
Once Andy is gone, we can continue. Please tell me dear, do you have these feelings for me? I need to know if you have love in your heart for me. Harry

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Yes Harry I have been falling for you as well because you have been
sound so good to me, and I think that's what I need for now while am
all alone here and no one to share things with..... By sending me
money Andy will not know anything about this you can send it to
another name which is not mine.

Hello my Love Tina: I was very happy to receive your email to hear that you have same feelings for me. I am good man Tina and I promise to take care of you best I can. Tina my love, I cannot send money immediately, I will have to wait 2 weeks or so because I need all of my money presently to complete my plan for the elimination of Andy. Sweetheart, please do not tell anyone of this. It has to be secret ok. You are the only person I trust ok. I will keep you informed of the porgress of my task. Tina love, please I have favor. Can you send me your photo, the only one I ever see is one on Andy's computer. I would like to have one for me. Thank you. Lover Harry.

I am envious of GTMama's giant head Tina pic, thought I would see if she sends me the same one.

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Harry I think you need have to understand me at this point, if I want
to do something I will surely do it and no going back and again 2weeks
is too long for the money because like I said my internet will soon be
disconnect and I will not be able to come online and I want to go
cyber cafe again because of what happened last time to me there and
Andy I don't want it again. I think you should understand this and
reathink.

Dearest Tina: My love, I am sorry but I just give $1000 to hitman to finish off Andy, He will do this on weekend when Andy goes to shore leave. This week coming I will send you some money to help with the bills and foods ok honey. How much should I be sending? i can afford $200-300 right away and will sends more after job is done. Remember that to TELL NO ONE of our plans ok. I love you Harry

Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 8:27 pm

Poor Andy, he doesn't suspect a thing! Maybe it's time for him to say hi to Tina. Let's see if she will rat out Henry.

ETA:

SWAN

Dear Tina,

How are you? I'm sorry I've not emailed but I've been pretty busy. Being Admiral is hard work! Do you have any good news about the farm? I guess Harry's been handling all that for you still? It's a good thing too because I really haven't had the time lately. But I hope it hasn't been too much for him because he's been kind of stressed out I think. He's not been very friendly with me. I still think he's upset I got promoted instead of him. Oh well it'll just take time I guess! You just let me know if he isn't handling your farm case the right way or not treating you right ok? Well I've got to get back to work. Love you Jenny!

Love

Andy

OOPS!!!! Andy slipped up and called Tina Jenny! Let's see if he notices and says anything. Laughing

Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2014 8:20 am

Not a mention of me calling her Jenny. But I did get a warning just not in the way I was expecting! I guess he's not ready to eliminate his other wallet yet.

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Puffin,
How ware you doing and hope you are doing good at work. Well no good
news about the farm because when there's money there will be
improvement and updating news. About Harry I guess he got up set truly
about your admiral post but Andy be careful, I dream about 3days ago
that a friend trying to eliminate you I haven't know the person out of
your people at work but make sure you are very careful this time at
work and don't tell anyone this message just keep it in your mind pray
to God. Andy I told you how am living miserable here you don't even
say anything about it while I need to pay some bills and even my
internet and I don't want to go cyber caafe again because what that
happened last time. Please get back to me and let me know what you are
going to do.

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^^^^ That scumbag! I guess attempt number one failed because Andy had security with him all weekend. The hitman wont be happy about that. There goes $1000

Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2014 8:15 pm

Well Harry's like my BFF right? Surely I would tell him that my girl had a dream that someone was going to kill me! Even if she did tell me not to, I mean it was just a dream right? What's the harm?

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^^^ Or not... every time it rats out Harry with "predictions and dreams" it will just end up costing Harry more money in failed elimination attempts, which will mean he has none to send her. Crying or Very sad

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Okay have heard you but I can only manage 300 and thank you for your concern.

What??? No "I love you too Harry"

Dearest Love Tina: Do you have this photo I asks for before? Only one more day and Andy will be eliminate. Stay quiet ok. But sends me pic. Love Harry

Either our lad can't find the pic he sent to Andy or it doesn't truly love me Crying or Very sad

Hello my Lovely Tina: How is your day or evening going? Tina, I cannot believe it. Hitman calls me today and says Andy has 4 security men with him all weekend on his leave. It is almost as he is psychic and knows my plan to eliminate him. The $1000 is gone to hitman. he says no refunds. I has another plan. I will add poison to his drink when he is not looking. I can buy some tomorrow from black market seller. This week I add it to his coffee and he will be finished. Then my love, we can be together and starts new life, just me and you ok. Love Harry

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Let's see if we can revive our lad:

Hello my Love: I am sorry I have not emailed to you sooner but I have been busy in my plan to elimanate Andy. I would like to report to you, the deed is done. Now the way is clear for our love to grow. I have attached news story to verify my success. Awaiting your reply. Harry

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So Tina is really heartbroken over the loss of Andy:

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Harry what matter most now is the bills I want to pay here, now I
don't have internet at home anymore while am at the cyber cafe to read
from you and I don't want to do this again because of what that
happened before. Please let me know when this going to be done and we
can start talking fully and anytime we want

My Love:
I was so happy to read your mail to me.
My hearth fills with joy for all the day now I read from you.
Horney, please tell me what you mean? What happened before?
I know nuthing of this, Andy does not tell me thing,
I want to start talking fully with you now, please tells me what you are meaning
Please Horney, will you let me take you as my wife now that Andy is gone from story?
Please baby, I am loving you deerly
Harry