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Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 4:13 am

For the last year I've been writing my autobiography, and today, I had the final 2 hours with my editor and I've finished!! Woohoo!!

happy crowd

(Sorry, but no one else is at home at the moment to share in my joy, so I'm sharing it with you guys!)

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Feb 2005 Posts: 2300

Congrats. Will there be any nice bikini photos in there? Razz

Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 4:16 am

^^^ I'll put one on the cover, just for you SG Wink

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Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 5:33 am

perv

Congrats it wasn't me !

Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 5:35 am

You've finished your autobiography? So that means you're dead then? Sad

Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 6:01 am

^ Why do you say that?

Congo it wasn't you ... or was it? Who's the publisher?

Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 6:15 am

^^^ Post war British humour mate.. How can you write your own life story when it's not over? Nothing sinister intended I assure you. Very Happy

Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 6:17 am

^ Mainstream publishing.

(EDIT: I should say 'hopefully, they read the first 5 chapters and want the rest of the book but nothing's signed or sealed yet, they are the first and only ones I've sent it to though...fingers crossed!)

Quote:

So that means you're dead then?

Not last time I looked, but I have come close on a couple of occasions!

(haven't yet figured out how to put it in my sig yet though, do I just copy and paste it in? Shakes blonde head and rubs chin...)

Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 6:28 am

Just paste this in your siggy, IWM:

Code:

:donsrose:

And congrats on finishing the book! Very Happy

Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 6:29 am

@ it wasn't me
Congratz. I wish I had something to write about.. Laughing

Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 6:34 am

@Slayerfaith - Thanks!!

Thankyou to everyone for your congrats! Hubby's on his way home now with some champers Laughing

Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 6:36 am

I have an advanced degree in sigwhoreology Wink

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Hubby's on his way home now with some champers

Heads up, mods! Here comes the drinking and posting! Laughing

Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 6:39 am

--> Les Noise = my knowledge of British humour is limited to Mind Your Language and Yes Minister Laughing

Sorry

Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 6:42 am

^^^^How can you not be familiar with the workings of such genius as 'Python or Blackadder? Educate yourself, you'll love it!

Ok, champers is here! So yep, there may be a few, slightly tipsy posts later.....

Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 7:35 am

^^^ Sorry guys I go back to huddled 'round t'radio listening to't Goons if tha 'ad enny batteries.

God I just realized it's hard to write in 'Broad Yorkshire' ..It doesn't translate to English very well. Embarassed

Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 7:46 am

Congrats IWM. Now you have a dilemma. You could shamelessly spruik this literary masterpiece here (it's been done before Very Happy

) but then we'd all know who you are and all your dirty secrets so you'd have to kill us.

Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 7:50 am

^^^^No, I couldn't. You guys like me for who I am now, not who I was Embarassed

(Then again, I have been abit PMT for the last couple of days, so I might have even outstayed my welcome here!)

Nope, no advertising on here by me! (It's called....... Laughing

)

Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 7:54 am

Drunk Author wrote:

there may be a few, slightly tipsy posts later.....

..and these will vary from your sober posts how? Laughing

Congrats IWM with the book !

Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 11:18 am

Les Noise wrote:

^^^ How can you write your own life story when it's not over?

As opposed to writing it when you're dead? Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11856 Location: UK

So then, this biography, what's the storyline, thriller, comedy, tragedy? Laughing

You must be famous for doing something, otherwise why would someone buy an unknown persons biography? Confused

Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 12:17 pm

"It wasn't me" makes a hell of a title for an autobiography.

Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 1:40 pm

@SP - No comment! Cool

@Don - Not the title I'm afraid!

Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 5:32 pm

@IWM do you activities here get a mention?
How would you cover it without revealing who you are?
An anonymous biography?????

Good thing about doing your auto-biography now is that you always get the opportunity to do a second edition later.

Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 6:52 pm

Gah, Ulrika will post anywhere to get more booksales Wink

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