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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 1:29 pm

Hi again guys,

Im being pretty busy with my job, but I feel that I MUST to try this one:

Quote:

Hi,
Nice to hear that from u, but i just want u o understand that the
mesanger is preferable.Well,i can tell u more abt myself by mails, but i believe that the messanger will be more faster for u to understand me.

am a woman with so much love to give to any man that is ready to marry
me.am from United state of america,montana,billings.that is where i reside.am single and looking for a true love.i dont have any work at hand.

i lost my parents in a plane crash here in africa and now that is why am in
africa for some kind of things to get done over here with his companies and some other of his things that have to be rewiled to my name and my unborn child.

well this are the things that i can easily say abt me for now.i will be
expecting u if u can just pls try to add me so we can chat to get to know more abt me.
bye for now God bless u.

Thanks Julie

Oh tempora, Oh mores... a pregnant girl who lost her parents in a plane crash???
Damn, WE have to do something, so sad...

Salud

Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 1:38 pm

Unusual line from the lad,

I dont know how many blokes would actually go for this

I girl with poor education going by the way she types

Who is up the stick with another man's baby and does not have a job.

Be sure to get plenty of photos of her and make sure she sends you some pregnant photos as well, these may be hard to find as models with photos used by V/Lads tend not to be pregnant.

Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 1:52 pm

who be da baby daddy-tell her you want many more because welfare pays quite well and you want her in the states-you really dont care if she could drop a bowling ball out the chute-like nike -you just do it and if she will do all your friends all the better

Not quite a Newb Joined: 16 Feb 2006 Posts: 72

This is the key, I think:

"now that is why am in
africa for some kind of things to get done over here with his companies and some other of his things that have to be rewiled to my name and my unborn child. "

It's going to be mainly a 419, I believe; she is a rich heiress, but probate is not complete and I guess any actual cash is stored in trunk boxes with a security company, and her boyfriend will assist her in claiming it and will receive 20% of the funds as a reward.

Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:30 pm

The girls life is a real "country and western" drinking song.
(or a "country and western" africa drinking song)

I think she made need more grief, then salvation from one of the many fine churches available via this forum.

Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 1:47 pm

Quote:

It's going to be mainly a 419, I believe

Oh Trawler, I never had a small doubt about what she is. She speaks worst English than me!!! Also, she likes a lot my look at myspace, where I have not any picture, hehe...

She have sent her first pic, of course small, very pixelated and cute (=stolen from any profile), I will keep you on touch buddies.

Salud

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 2:27 pm

@Asiaguy,

I do like your way of thinking and there certainly are many fine churches promoted on this web site that could help a girl in that situation.

For a modest show of how remorsefull she is a priest of one of these fine churches may forgive her