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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Tue May 15, 2007 11:58 am |
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This lad has been a model of stupidity. I keep asking for a hand written apology. In response I get a "what is the holdup" email. Finally I had reached my breaking point. I sent him the following:
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My dear, this has gotten to be very silly. Please read what I type very carefully okay?
You are obviously mentally challenged. There is nothing wrong with that. There was a little boy down the street from where my husband and I lived that was retarded. He would sit out on his porch for hours at a time picking his nose, then eating the boogers. He was dumb as a rock, but he was harmless and very sweet. That is you dear. No matter how hard you try it is very clear that you do not possess the mental capacity to take care of this deal. Frankly, I wonder if you have the mental capacity to wipe yourself after taking a crap.
I need to deal with someone more intelligent than yourself. That should not be difficult to find. At this point I believe that a shrub is more intelligent than you. You must have a barrister or a doctor that is handling your affairs. Please have this person email me so that we can move forward.
Do you understand what I am saying? If not, please find someone to explain it to you.
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Yeah! Success! I didn't, however, expect my mugu to agree with me:
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am in receipt of your email and the content was well noted,there is no problem about that if you want to contact my lawyer i will send you my lawyer details below, may be you can work things out with him, here is the information below..
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malherbe
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Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 4
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Tue May 15, 2007 12:06 pm |
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i almost fell off my seat laughing that that. nice  |
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Tue May 15, 2007 4:03 pm |
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OOH! OOH! Can I borrow that slap? Frankly I've run out of insults in my current bait. I'm not kidding! I have honestly exhausted my thesaurus of synonyms to the word "moron"!
I hope you don't mind a wee bit of plagiarism?  |
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dgloryhole
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 395
Location: i will never be the man my mother was
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Tue May 15, 2007 4:09 pm |
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