can my true love send me any smaller of a picture?

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Not quite a Newb Joined: 11 May 2007 Posts: 54

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Subject: good to hear from you so soon it's a pleasure.
To: "Justin Champ" <[email protected]>
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good to hear from you so soon it's a pleasure.well as you have told me little things about yourself so i too will not hesitate to tell you about myself.i was born and raise in Denver Colorado i will be 29years of age by may 29 this month and i work with a company in Colorado as a secretary before my auntie got into sickness(CANCER) that made her relocate to London -Uk and she gave birth to only one child who died in an auto-crash alongside with her husband so since then she was left all alone in her world.so when she was taken to the hospital in the STATES the doctor said she is suffering from cancer and he is not too sure she will survive it,so when i heard this from the doctor and i ask my auntie what we are going to do so she said i better move her out of the STATES to London-Uk,becuase her husband was a BRITISH ,so instead of her dieing in the STATES,she preffer to die in her husband's place and my own parents who are suppose to be in position to help her too are dead long time ago.so i think all i need to do for her as the only family is to help her with some domestic works. That is why am here with her in London -Uk .just to let you too know little about me that is why i am telling you all this,i am single and not married i have no children for now, due to my auntie's sickness i am a little bit afraid and pray to Almighty God that she will not die,but live to the glory of God.
thanks talk soon.
keosha

has anyone seen this one tossed around before? i will be adding fake to it as soon as I can figure out how to write on a grain of rice.

Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 3:30 am

Give her a slap for the crappy pic, get a better one then write on it. Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 11 May 2007 Posts: 54

oh I did, i can't wait to see her try and find a picture to go with this piece of crap

Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 5:15 am

I think I saw her working at Best Buy or someplace like that, if there are any in that small world... maybe it was Lowes or Wal-Mart, I forget.

Actually, sortof reminds me of my college girlfriend, except her glasses were gold or metal framed. Pic stolen from a yearbook or what?

Looks like you got a new avatar too, eh? Jolly good!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 11 May 2007 Posts: 54

im guessing the picture was stolen from a porn website and the dumbass saved the thumbnail not the real picture

Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 8:43 am

Now I remember where I saw her, she is an updated version of Stan's sister from "On the Buses' (UK comedy from the 60's)

Not quite a Newb Joined: 11 May 2007 Posts: 54

i got a reply after i bitchslapped her ass for the pic being so small. she tells me some of her favorite colors to wear are yellow and lemon. she sounds verrrrrrry sexy.

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Hi justin

Thanks for your concern about me and my auntie situation.And as for the larger picture you have requested for you know i am only here to take care of my sick auntie so i dont have a larger picture but i promise you will get to see them when am back in the STATES.

I am on my way to the hospital now because my auntie,s sickness is getting worse and according to the medical checkup carried out by the doctor they said they are not sure that she will survive this sickness.So i am totally confused and tired of everything but i believe in one thing that with God all things are possible.

So i commit every situation unto God's hand,because he is the one that heal every sickness.So Justin all i have is you to be by my side and please pray for my auntie to get well soon.And as regards your questions i am only in London because of my Auntie sickness and promise to be back to the STATES as soon as she is ok.my favourite brand of clothing is just to wear anything simple but in colours i like blue red and sometimes yellow and lemon.the kind of music i like is soulfull musics and gospel songs.my kind of food is just simple and light foods.
thanks.

keosha

Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 12:02 pm

My favourite colour would be shit brown and my favourite food is curried goat and donkey penis in aspic.

You need to edit your original post to prevent blow out (right scrolling sucks) Crying or Very sad

Nice avatar BTW.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 11 May 2007 Posts: 54

lol thanks for the props on the avvy

hrrrmmm with vista i get no scrolling pehaps its due to the widescreen monitor. ill see what i can do.

she avoided any questions i had to her about colorado and london. very weird, maybe i should increase the font size as she seems to be missing alot of my conversation.

Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 4:09 pm

I think she bears an uncanny resemblence to Velma from Scooby Doo. Laughing

Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 4:12 pm

Shes cute in a librarian type of way

Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 6:32 pm

She reminds me of Billie Piper with anorexia.

^^^Nice avatar BTW. Laughing

Puts mine to shame.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 11 May 2007 Posts: 54

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Thanks for the email.Justin like i told you i am born and raise in USA.And the name keosah was been given to me by my stepfather anyway i just daid i should answer your question.And dont stop praying for my auntie because her sickness is what is keeping he in London - UK.

damn bitch yer english really sucks for being born and raise in USA, any ideas how to throw her through some hoops as this point?

Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 2:15 pm

id like to try my hand at the love scams but mom said if i keep doing that i'd go blind Embarassed

Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 2:59 pm

^^^Listen to your mom. My guide dog does all my typing. Shocked

Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 3:10 pm

I bait with one eye closed, just in case. That way I only risk one eye
Wink

Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 4:15 pm

If she really is in London try for a web cam meet, if she isn't see how she wriggles out of it.
Ask her about the hospital, are there MRSA and C-Diff problems there.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 11 May 2007 Posts: 54

i think ill try that, i can see her ip is in nigeria

Not quite a Newb Joined: 27 Mar 2007 Posts: 23

I've been talking to her too. She sent me a second picture and told me she does house work, hence the picture. Oddly enough her Aunt's cancer has switched from lung to breast. After she thinks she has you she switched to a standard inheritance scam and drops the dating part of it. Well at least that's how mine panned out. She also sent a picture of a sick woman in the hospital that I won't post.<BR>

Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 12:55 pm

wayne wrote:

I bait with one eye closed, just in case. That way I only risk one eye
Wink

I suggest keep going until you need glasses, then ease it up a bit

Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 1:00 pm

ask her to insert the feather duster in her ass that way she can sweep with one hand ,mop with the other and dust all at the same time while whistling Dixey

Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 2:01 pm

^^^^Sounds like my ideal woman. Shocked

Housework is very much like making love to a beautiful woman...you need to get into all the nooks and crannies, but despite your best efforts, you have to do it all over again a couple of days later. Very Happy

Not quite a Newb Joined: 11 May 2007 Posts: 54

my bitch is getting out of line...im trying to dump her and get something funny out of it but now im just getting tired of being flooded with his/her emails. it some stupid wanker from lagos and hes no fun.

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Keosha,

I think you should because you clearly sent me pictures of someone else. You say you lived in Colorado and are a US citizen and you think Lemon is a color? You also type like you hardly speak english at all what am I suupposed to think. Any question I ask about Colorado or London you avoid and there has been many. If you can not send any pictures that is fine. However then please call me. 206-339-7377 I will listen to your proposal on the phone and we can talk there. I am more than willing to help you out. But you have some explaining to do.

Justin

Thanks for the email again.Well as for your request asking me to send you a bigger picture well that is all the pics i have with me here in the UK.But i dont see any reason for you to say i should snap a picture and hold a sign that says sounds ideal.
Well justin like i told you earlier that i am here in the UK to take care of my sick auntie and all the pics i have on my pc i have sent to you not untill i am back in the STATES.So my dear Justin i am not forcing you to accept my Auntie's proposal but i believe the proposal would have favoured both of us if only you can Co-operate.
Awaits your soonest response.
Keosha

Justin Champ <[email protected]> wrote:
I am going to ask for one more thing. This will be the last of my wants. Please take a picture of yourself holding a sign that says "Sounds Ideal" Sounds Ideal is my company it is not anything nasty or funny, its simply just a code word. I am tired of getting pictures from you that are as small as a grain of rice. You will do this for me, or I will not be helping with your proposal. The new picture must be big enough so that it can be decently viewed.

Justin

Keosha Newborg <[email protected]> wrote:
Thanks for your email of verification.Well as for you questions asking who sabrina is my middle name is sabrina and the threee pictures i send to you are not of two different ladies.You can go through it again and again for you to verify;but anyway i like your reaction to my email.
At least you are not hiding anything for me.For your notification my name is Keosha Sabrina Newborg.
Hoping to hear from you soonest for my Auntie;s proposal to start proceeding.
Truly yours
Keosha

Justin Champ <[email protected]> wrote:
why are there pictures of two different girls and why is one of them named sabrina?

justin

Keosha Newborg <[email protected]> wrote:
Hi Dear,
How are you today?Well as regards you request for more of my pictures before you can assist me and my sick Auntie for the proposal.My dear i am not hiding my identity i am from a responsible family,i have attached more pics as you requested and i believe that the proposal at hand will favor both of us.

So take a look and get back to me for further talk.
thanks,
Keosha.

Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 1:51 am

Ask for a scanned copy of their passport. If they complain give 'em another slap. They should have no excuse for not showing it. Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 27 Mar 2007 Posts: 23

He he. I just got two new 3k pictures from her too but her poor dear Auntie died Friday and was buried today! I tried to get my name in the obituary but it all happened so fast there was no death notice. Oddly enough her lawyer, with the same IP address, wants me to send $1,800.00 so I can get the inheritance and do God's work in her name.
I'll send my secretary, Miss Fellatio down to make the payment this weekend and see if they take the Verify bait. She is looking forward to me giving her a pearl necklace also because she likes jewelry.

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