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BarneyGumble
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 04 Mar 2007
Posts: 73
Location: Halfway between Moe's and the Duff Brewery
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Sun Apr 22, 2007 10:43 am |
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Standards amongst the mugu's are definately falling. Personally I blame television for falling literacy among the young.
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Hello and good day Mr. Fxxxxx I was told by my friend Tim that you where a god and nice man. I need you to help me to stop evil dad from stealing my monkey I will give you $5000 if you help me
Please help me Mr.Fxxxxx |
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I was really embarass and nearly arested at the offices of the western union.
YOU AND MR.MAX PAYNE ARE BIG FAT FOOL BUM HOLE ASS SHIT HEAD AND MR.MAX PAYNE
YOU MONKEYS SUCK FOOL
bastard idiote
also aware that this is not fraud as others do
MAY GOD PURNISH YOU ANIMAL |
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The Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 2862
Location: La La Land
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Sun Apr 22, 2007 12:26 pm |
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Okay, now this is going too low. Letting your kid die of cancer, not feeding the orphans, promising to marry me eventhough you are an over weight man who chain smokes, selling me a BMW 325i v2.0 cell phone, these are acceptable... but stealing a kids MONKEY. That is just going too far.
I say the next $5,000.00 in donations to the eater go to this kid.... or better yet lets use one of our various world wide shipping companies to send him TWO monkeys! |
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YOU ARE A CHILD OF SATAN WITH YOUR HUNGRY DIRTY BODY ,TUNDER FIRE YOU BIG HEAD IDIOT !!! HA HA HA HA HA
IS THIS HOW YOU DECIDED TO TREAT US AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH?YOU MADE US TRAVELLED TO ABUJA AND INDEBTED US.
"Cursed is your mother that gave birth to a family-disgrace like you. Cursed is your father he could not control his lust for anything under skate"
"hey u crakhead motherf*cking nitwit, from the way u express the cockamamy sh*t that ur dumb brain is made up of it's so obvious that u never really made it past elementary school but anywayz dogs don't have to go to school afterall."
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17379
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun Apr 22, 2007 1:01 pm |
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This isn't as extreme as Barney Gumble's, but it's way below par:
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I am Lady Peggy Morrison ,Recently my Doctor told me that I have limited days to live due to the cancerous problems I am suffering from,why myHusband is late Sir Richard Morrison of Chairman of Richard & Morrison General Partners,
I will also issue a Letter of Authority that will empower you as an original beneficiary of this fund through my Lawyer,I have decided to donate this fund to you and want you to use this gift which comes from my husbands effort to fund the upkeep of widows,orphans, destitute etc.My joy is that I lived a life worthy of emulation. Please assure me that you will act just as I have stated herein...
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What's wrong here? Well, the mugu forgot to say how much money's involved! |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Sun Apr 22, 2007 5:14 pm |
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| I was told by my friend Tim that you where a god |
and you've only been here since the beginning of March  |
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Co bait with Jayhawk and VJD. Stanley's bottle tour Aba to Lagos
Team Hector, airport in installments and St Louis to Kayes
Halil, Cotonou to Accra
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grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
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iMike
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Sun Apr 22, 2007 5:28 pm |
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@yastreb - should be about $20m & I bet she won't last beyond 3 emails Her lawyer's currently waiting for an MCTN from me.  |
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BarneyGumble
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 04 Mar 2007
Posts: 73
Location: Halfway between Moe's and the Duff Brewery
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Sun Apr 22, 2007 7:59 pm |
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I've been amusing myself sending out dangles trying to recruit some more lads for me to mentor. I suspect that this email was in response to one of those. As I will provide a full service I don't require rocket scientists but I do require an IQ above that of a house plant.
To have become a God after less than 2 months on Eater has got to be some kind of record. |
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I was really embarass and nearly arested at the offices of the western union.
YOU AND MR.MAX PAYNE ARE BIG FAT FOOL BUM HOLE ASS SHIT HEAD AND MR.MAX PAYNE
YOU MONKEYS SUCK FOOL
bastard idiote
also aware that this is not fraud as others do
MAY GOD PURNISH YOU ANIMAL |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Sun Apr 22, 2007 9:28 pm |
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Isn't that an oxymoron. I do hope so.
I love oxymorons me, because I don't know if I'm coming or going. I'll get me coat. |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:28 am |
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An oxymoron is not like making love to a beautiful woman, you can tell the difference.  |
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x2 Co bait with Rumbero Sao Tome island to Gabon van donation
Co bait with Jayhawk and VJD. Stanley's bottle tour Aba to Lagos
Team Hector, airport in installments and St Louis to Kayes
Halil, Cotonou to Accra
+ Precious 10/08/11
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grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
x3 Hector 24/1/13 Moses 15th Oct 2011
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Kickstart
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 411
Location: Godzone
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Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:17 am |
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That got me told off for walking through the house with a slow laugh coming out of my throat, I have a cold and have been on the mulled wine to make myself feel better.
That is a class lad you have there. Evil dad stealing monkey? It's started again. And I got told off again, missus is trying to watch Lost.
May I introduce you to the goofy crap thread?
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=12185 |
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JoeTam
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 2153
Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.
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Tue Apr 24, 2007 12:09 am |
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Is his Father planning on spanking the monkey? Did his wife and goats leave? |
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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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BarneyGumble
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 04 Mar 2007
Posts: 73
Location: Halfway between Moe's and the Duff Brewery
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Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:48 am |
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I don't know what I've done to deserve it but this lad seems to really like my inbox. In his latest effort he has moved onto using all capitals so whatever he's on about must be important. Nigeria has have some serious inflation if the price of a monkey can go from $5,000 to $8,000 is a couple of days. I think that this lad is way toooooo dumb to bait but if anyone wants to try pm me and I'll send you his address.
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| Heello Big Kev me friend is tom he said you are good and nice man and you will help me got me monkey back.I will give you $5000 when help me. i need to get me monkey back so i can buy food for me mum and sister but not me evil dad.Please help me Mr.Frxxly i need get monkey back need food. |
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| PLEASE HELP ME MONKEY BACK FROM ME EVIL DAD INEED TO FEED ME MUM AND SISTR. PLEASEHELP ME GET ME MONEY BACK I EILL GIVE YOU $8000 NOW IF YOU HELP ME. PLEASE DON"T TELL ME EVIL THIS EMAIL. |
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I was really embarass and nearly arested at the offices of the western union.
YOU AND MR.MAX PAYNE ARE BIG FAT FOOL BUM HOLE ASS SHIT HEAD AND MR.MAX PAYNE
YOU MONKEYS SUCK FOOL
bastard idiote
also aware that this is not fraud as others do
MAY GOD PURNISH YOU ANIMAL |
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DarkKnight
Master Baiter
Joined: 21 Jul 2005
Posts: 137
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Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:56 am |
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| i need get monkey back need food |
Is he planning on eating the monkey ? |
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justjay
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Mar 2007
Posts: 2412
Location: ~Data Miner & Esoteric Trivia Collecter~
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Tue Apr 24, 2007 12:58 pm |
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| ... i need to get me monkey back so i can buy food ... i need get monkey back need food. |
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Monkey must be better skilled than the mugu. Maybe the monkey is actually a 'skilled' laborer, or a pick-pocket or thief, or just overall is a better con-artist.
Monkey might have a bigger, better, safer bank account  |
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Cap419kicker
Ye Olde Privy Smythe
Joined: 13 Jan 2007
Posts: 274
Location: Pushing truck selling Obama shirts on Ring Road Lagos
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Sun Apr 29, 2007 3:45 am |
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Or the monkey may be needed "For dey pepper soup joints" you know when mugu is hungry, he'll eat anything! |
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Embers
419Eater is my life
Joined: 25 Apr 2007
Posts: 266
Location: At my desk planning the attack!
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Sun Apr 29, 2007 5:17 am |
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| i need get monkey back need food |
Is he planning on eating the monkey ? |
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ROFLMAO... that's good.
Probably tastes like chicken. |
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Please don't make things difficult for me ok ~ Naomi Aime
Please i have exercised lots of patience and you know it ~ [mask:1] Yinka Adegbite [/mask:1]
I will be ready to be your slave in bed for us to make our self happy all the time~ A current bait whose name will come in time
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17379
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun Apr 29, 2007 9:12 am |
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| @yastreb - should be about $20m & I bet she won't last beyond 3 emails Her lawyer's currently waiting for an MCTN from me. |
I just got in touch with the lawyer. It'll be a while before any question of an MTCN arises... |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Dionysius
Elite Baiter
Joined: 24 Mar 2004
Posts: 1639
Location: 61 Cockle St, Llareggub
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Sun Apr 29, 2007 10:28 am |
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| Nigeria has have some serious inflation if the price of a monkey can go from $5,000 to $8,000 is a couple of days. |
If you ignore him for a day or two, maybe he will up the amount of monkey he will give you. |
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it wasn't me
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 1043
Location: sitting in the corner drinking wine, eating cheese
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Sun Apr 29, 2007 9:42 pm |
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| Heello Big Kev me friend is tom he said you are good and nice man and you will help me got me monkey back.I will give you $5000 when help me. i need to get me monkey back so i can buy food for me mum and sister but not me evil dad |
Are you sure he's not from Derbyshire? Same accent |
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