Interpol mean business - the Lad version

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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 12:13 am

I could listen to Interpol all day long. They have a way of empathising with the victim in a way our own police never do.

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Back to you Mr L***** G*****

Thank you for the informations forwarded to us.
However i could have love to have the telephone number of the bastard for easy trap. (No you stupid twonk, I wanted your number so that I could pass it onto a fellow baiter to have some fun with you Rolling Eyes

)Still not withstanding i have mapped out stratage to busted up the bastard.

Note we are ready to expendit immediate action with the information forwarded to us but would need some mobilization fee from you to mobilize my boys in tracking down the bastard, get him brutally beaten up and lucked up in our underground cell. (I gave you an address- doesn't that help ?)

Once the puck is traped in our custody (I think I may have used the word puke - don't lower the tone please)i will give you a telephone call to give us instruction on how you would like us get the puck treated (wasn't he an elf in Midsummer Night's Dream ?)or inalternative you can come down to testify in the proscution of the criminal so we can get him jailed.

A substantial amount of $3,000 to $3,500 would be ok to mobilise my boys into immediate action.

Be-inform to sent the money through western union transfer with the name of secretary as follows.

... and they say the Police in Nigeria are ineffective. My Lads are what we've been waiting for. Oh my my my - I wonder which way to go with these clowns, and I get to phone them too - can't wait.

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 9:01 am

Ask them what their rates are.
Do they have a sliding scale of fees depending on the level of beating and instruments used?

Puck was a kind of Forest Ranger, said so in the Porky's film.

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 6:06 pm

The way they are parroting back the insults I use, I interpret as a desire to please and a malleable mind Evil or Very Mad

- so I can have some fun with this idiot.

I want an arrest and a signed confession before I pay a penny. I am sure I can knock up an official Metropolitan Police confession form - ooops errr, I mean statement form. It'll give the Lad some experience of what he'll face in later years Laughing

It could run into pages, including something where my scammer has to assess the victim damage - mixing a serious message with the bait.

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 9:24 pm

Ask them toprepare the feasibility study, as well as the cost estimation for every step of the operation, detailed. Cool

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Apr 2007 Posts: 101

this is great

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 7:32 am

Seek and ye shall find

click for forms

Hope these help

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 8:13 pm

Absolutely brilliant freddie.

Of course they don't look enough like the real thing for me Wink

- and they won't be asking the questions I want answers to. Laughing

That'll save me a bucketload of time. Thanks a lot.

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