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sagat
Master Baiter

Joined: 18 Dec 2004
Posts: 106

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Wed Apr 11, 2007 10:19 am |
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I was in Manchester last week and bought Keetle chips (great hand fried chips). The only problem was that they were stuck together and were soft. I was fairly angry and sent them back to the HQ via letter. I was expecting at least a replacement chip and/or a refund. Instead i got four flavours of chip (2 new)
The moral of the story is: don't be afraid to exercise your consumer rights  |
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heres_jonny
419Eater is my life

Joined: 20 Nov 2005
Posts: 298
Location: My desk - a pile of work to the left of me, this computer to the right...

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Wed Apr 11, 2007 10:53 am |
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The best part is reminding companies of your legal rights when trying to cancel a contract within the cooling off period. Always seems to take more than the one attempt!
So as an addendum to the above, don't be afraid to persevere when you are in the right! |
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru

Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11856
Location: UK

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Wed Apr 11, 2007 10:56 am |
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Yes, always complain, I got a loaf of Kingsmill bread about a year ago, the bread had some nasty looking brown colour on it, looked like they had accidentally got brown cake mix mixed in with the dough, so it had a marbled affect, sent the company an email, a couple of days later I received loads of vouchers for free bread and rolls, and some other half price vouchers for future purchsases  |
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battery
Master of Master Baiters

Joined: 31 May 2005
Posts: 930
Location: a wonderful yet shit place to live

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Wed Apr 11, 2007 11:52 am |
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When I was in secondary school one of our English teachers brought a bunch of crap in, which he was unsatisfied with and asked us all to write letters about the products as part of an assignment.
We mailed them all and got absolutely bags of free stuff back, which we were allowed to eat in class. Killer. |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru

Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides

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Wed Apr 11, 2007 12:19 pm |
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The British are good at grumbling but not good at complaining. We also don't haggle at all. British reserve and all that. Not the done thing, old chap. |
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Spudz
Elite Baiter

Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1173
Location: --4--

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Wed Apr 11, 2007 12:19 pm |
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A few weeks ago my mum bought a chicken in Dunnes Stores, the �4.99 one, it had hock burns on the legs. Hock burns are black marks/scabs around the knees of the chicken caused by the chicken sitting in piles of faeces it`s whole life, a clear indicator tht the farmer is not following standard or even basic hygiene procedures, the most basic of these being 'cleaning out the shit'
I brought it back and explained to the manager what was wrong with it. 2 days later i got a call from head office, explaining that the farm was being inspected i was also told that there was a voucher for �20 in the post. which i have yet to receive i should have contacted a tabloid newspaper |
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zombie
Not quite a Newb

Joined: 26 Mar 2007
Posts: 58
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow.

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Wed Apr 11, 2007 12:52 pm |
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I complained about finding a fingernail in a birdseye burger once... what did they send me, loadsa free vouchers for birdseye burgers. I sent them back saying I would never eat another of there burgers then a few days later received some vouchers for 'anything birdseye'.
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Mike
Master of Master Baiters

Joined: 30 Nov 2003
Posts: 721
Location: Dublin, Ireland

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Wed Apr 11, 2007 1:16 pm |
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It's not too late! |
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it wasn't me
Elite Baiter

Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 1043
Location: sitting in the corner drinking wine, eating cheese

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Thu Apr 12, 2007 1:43 am |
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I used to go to boarding school and one of our favourite tricks was to put mars bars in the sun for a day or two (making sure they didn't get too hot and melt, it's a fine art you know) then, after a couple of days, put them in the fridge for a day. When you open the wrapper, the chocolate has that musty colour to it, so we then sent it back to the company and they would send us a box of em for free!
I think they cottoned on after a while though coz they started to send just the one back.  |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru

Joined: 01 Dec 2005
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Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:15 am |
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I got $6,000 worth of free sod because I complained one time. I also got $300 worth of closet doors one time because I complained about the stock ones. $500 worth of car repair. Two $300 cell phones for $30. Free food all of the time.
If my service is bad, I just tell them. And then I tell them what I want. They always oblige. Just be firm, sound influential and tell them EXACTLY what you want. Never be mean, just firm. Works like a champ! |
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benjaminbunny
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Joined: 22 May 2006
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Location: escargotland

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Thu Apr 12, 2007 3:55 am |
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IP Freely
Master of Master Baiters

Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 540
Location: I'm getting my bunny back.

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Thu Apr 12, 2007 4:33 am |
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I'm on the opposite side of this a lot. The retailers WANT to make customers happy, largely.
On the store level, a happy customer goes away and leaves me alone. Perhaps not the most noble of motives, but it's there. And making people happy does not displease me, either. A store can send the product back to the manufacturer for full credit, or near enough to not care.
As long as the store can get it's money one way or the other, and the vict...err customer is happy, who cares?
Now, the head offices, THEY definitely care about customers, since they operate on percentages, and with massive amounts of product. It costs them like $.50 to make something that sells for $5.00, and if that customer goes back and buys one after their free stuff runs out, they STILL win in the end.
And they also must have entire departments and money set aside for this explicit purpose. The way they lose the most money is by customers getting pissed off and never buying their stuff again, and word of mouth of that kind of thing spreading.
So if a few people abuse it, it falls within their "acceptable losses" margin, and they just shrug it off until it gets too high.  |
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