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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Wed Apr 11, 2007 1:42 pm |
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And my mugu is both confused and sympathetic about it:
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axxx sxxxxxx,
i can not really believe my eyes in your statement...your husband have finally died????????????????????/please clearify what you mean by that.......you lost your husband...very pittyfull...please axxx i will let you know the procedure of the funds as soon as you have the money sent to this this information through western union money transfer....below...
NAME: xxxxx xxxxxx
ADDRESS: LAGOS NIGERIA
TEXT QUESTION: xxx
ANSWER : xxxx
and gert back to me with the neccessary information needed to received the money overhere.
i will be waiting to hear from you.
NB: I AM VERY SORRY FOR YOUR HUSBAND MISFORTUNE.
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He's pretty broken up, isn't he? Although I still can't quite understand what he means by the "please clarify" part. Still, it's nice to get some sympathy at the end. After, of course, the relevant Western Union information is given.
I think I need to educate this lad on exactly what death is. I can almost feel his excitement at the passing of my husband, as my husband's ill health was the reason I couldn't travel the hour and a half to the nearest Western Union office. The good news is that now I'm able to make the trip! The bad news is that my car has been acting up.... |
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just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Wed Apr 11, 2007 1:49 pm |
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The Monty Python 'Dead Parrot' sketch just springs to mind.  "He is no more. He has shuffled off his mortal coil. He is singing with the choir celestial etc etc." |
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£1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
 x135 (at 26/9/2008)   x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Wed Apr 11, 2007 1:52 pm |
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Being dead is like making love to a beautiful woman. You do your best, you get stiff, then its all over. |
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  x2  Co bait with Rumbero Sao Tome island to Gabon van donation
Co bait with Jayhawk and VJD. Stanley's bottle tour Aba to Lagos
Team Hector, airport in installments and St Louis to Kayes
Halil, Cotonou to Accra
+  Precious 10/08/11
x8   x34 x 73
grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
x3 Hector 24/1/13 Moses 15th Oct 2011
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Wed Apr 11, 2007 2:05 pm |
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^^^necrophilia is dead boring.  |
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£1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Wed Apr 11, 2007 2:27 pm |
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^^ as long as they aren't too cold... |
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x2 Co bait with Rumbero Sao Tome island to Gabon van donation
Co bait with Jayhawk and VJD. Stanley's bottle tour Aba to Lagos
Team Hector, airport in installments and St Louis to Kayes
Halil, Cotonou to Accra
+ Precious 10/08/11
x8 x34 x 73
grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
x3 Hector 24/1/13 Moses 15th Oct 2011
x 2Mick Ole 11th Sept 2014-16 Asare Akuffo start 4th Aug 2014 |
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maynard_g_krebbs
Master Baiter
Joined: 04 Apr 2007
Posts: 140
Location: somewhere over a rainbow
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Wed Apr 11, 2007 3:52 pm |
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Wow.
Wow. |
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