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 Today's cat thread and double entendre, by Eliza

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Eliza_Doolittle
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 3:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well - I'm less than interested in a flaccid weiner.....anyway - my pussy's tired

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And while I'm at it....

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and...

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 7:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Smile cool cat

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 7:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It's been a while since a dog thread has been catjacked.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 7:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Cats.... Gack!

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 8:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I have a cat.

It gives me something to kick when the kids aren't there!
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 8:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I have two. For when the wife is away...
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soldatman
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 8:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

i love my cats but they are for throwing. though the dog is much more exciting.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Reprob8

They hacked our dogs out! Damn pussy wins again.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

No, R8's dog thread is still here:
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=107485

A cat thread, a dog thread- just another attempt at keeping the peace in the forums Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Cat or goat? you decide Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 10:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

definately a goat

heres my kitty. since this picture both ears have gotten infected and he now has an almost Frankish look. like from donnie darko.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 11:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Cute cats.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 11:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@manynard

You have officially aligned yourself as a cat person. You can never go back.

A pox on your house.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 11:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Here's my kitty.

A rare moment when he is behaving
http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t132/prsgirlygirl/Samson00.jpg

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A younger version
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 11:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Arrgh...

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 11:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nice gatos Eliza!

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Eliza_Doolittle
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 11:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

they are actually gatitos.....not gatos yet....(gatitas though)

Molly and Miley

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 9:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Here's my mascot, viscious little monster it is. Never, ever trust a bob-tail.

(some details have been altered to protect pussy's true identity)

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 9:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Eliza,

In that first photo it looks like you were burying them in the garden but ran out of earth. Shocked Shocked

I hate cats me. All my neighbours felines use my garden as a toilet...which isn't nice.

Can we have a guinea pig or unusual pet thread instead for a change? I don't have any, but its been raining cats and dogs hereabouts lately.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 9:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Can we have a guinea pig or unusual pet thread instead for a change? I don't have any, but its been raining cats and dogs hereabouts lately.

In all honesty, I have owned 3 cotton topped tamarins (monkeys) an iguana, 2 snakes and an alligator called Alice.

How 'unusual' do ya wanna go?

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 9:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^Are you preparing for the second Great Flood? Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 9:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Tommo Shanter wrote:
Eliza,
I hate cats me.


Change your mind! Love them! Make them talk!
Do you know how to make them bark?

Pour some fuel onto her ... a lighter ... wooof!

To make a dog meeow:
Put him into the freezer ... a buzz saw ... Meeeeeeowwww!

BTW: We've a cat, too. And our neighbours have several of them. They keep on visiting us reguarly, but our cat is stronger! She chases them back.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 11:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

as for cats going poo in the garden...

FREE fertilizer.

In these days, you shouldn't complain when you get something for free.

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Pith Helmet M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Pith Helmet Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 11:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Cats are very much like making love to a beautiful woman.. they are high maintenance and aloof, and they reward you by staying out all night shagging the next door neighbour and using your garden as a toilet.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 11:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Our youngest cat looks really cute, but looks deceive. he's a real hooligan, terrorizing his 10 year older buddy, destroying seats, curtains and carpets, and when thrown out, he won't stop working the door with his claws till he's allowed in again. His favorite occupation (other than the above acitivities and sleeping) is chasing his tail and shadows. He doesn't show any interest in mice or birds.
Besides that, he's such a darling.

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