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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 12:42 pm

JMRazor and I have been working on a joint safari for a while.
JMR ASEMed Uche, a Togo-based lad. posing as an oga known as "the chairman" offering him magas. Uche, being a useless pathetic scammer who can't scam for love nor money jumped at the chance.

The Chairman introduced Uche to Fred McKenzie (me), a materials salesman from the UK. Uche, posing as Mr. Topo, the local agent for an African-based organisation, has been attempting to scam Fred while reporting back to the chairman for over a month now.

This evening, Fred flies out to Accra, Ghana to meet Uche (posing as an 'official' from the organisation) to give him �5000 and sign some documents. Of course, Fred's not turning up.

Here's the headers from his emails to The Chairman yesterday:

Quote:

Message-ID: <[email protected]>
In-Reply-To: <[email protected]>
From: <[email protected]>
To: xxbaiterxx
Bcc:
Subject: urgent
Date: Tue, 20 Mar 2007 12:02:17 +0000
Mime-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/plain; format=flowed
Content-Length: 680

Originating IP: 41.207.162.6 Country: Togo

And Today:

Quote:

Message-ID: <[email protected]>
In-Reply-To: <[email protected]>
From: "xxscammerxx" <[email protected]>
To: [email protected]
Bcc:
Subject: very very urgent
Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2007 08:28:05 +0000
Mime-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/plain; format=flowed
Content-Length: 948

Originating IP: 195.8.26.157 Country: Ghana

Quote:

Chairman,

I told you that i will be in ghana yesterday and since yesterday i have
been
trying to call the phone number that you gave me and the number zas not
going through,so can you juat tell me what excatly you want to play and
remember that i surffer alot over the job and if you feel that you can
cheat
me,that means both of us will loose the job.

Yes because the way you are sounding seem that you want to drop me and
eat
the money and now the man told me that he will be in ghana today and
upon
that you have not try to call me for us to disscus,chairman i have
gave you
all the respect i have as chairman still you dont apprecate it,so is
either
you call me or i will go back to togo today as you know .

If i tell you that i am happy the way you are playing me i am a lier,so
is
either you call me with this ghana number xxxxxx or i will go bac
to
togo and do whatever i like.as you knoz that you are still with my
percentage of the money you collected in lagos,so think over and know
what
to do as i am still in ghana for now till evening OR.

Bye Chairman.

Uche

With any luck, he'll at least hang around there until tomorrow, when we can have some phone-based fun with him trying to meet Fred at his hotel Smile

Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 1:06 pm

Nice work. It is always good to hear that demented people like you have provided the mugus a nice little vacation Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7101 Location: Yes

This guy is truly dumb and as far as we can tell, his only job has been doing our bidding for the past two months. It's a shame he had to spend all that time, money and energy traveling down to Accra for this deal.

Maybe Chris Hanson (from NBC's Dateline) can meet up with him and buy him a beer. Wink

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 2:44 pm

That was an unfortunately short-lived safari, his IP reads as Togo again now. However, Fred's still waiting in his Accra hotel for the next week, so there may be life in him yet.

A new revelation today: Mr Topo (Uche) has just called Fred (Me) to tell him that The Chairman (JMR) has been sacked! We'll keep you posted...

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 2:48 pm

JM got fired? Bwhahaha, did you get that in official writing, JM?

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7101 Location: Yes

Heheheh. Uche is really a moron and you never know what he will do from one day to the next. He was quite paranoid all along and now his fears are getting the best of him. We're going to make him a bit more miserable however before we let him go. Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 2:50 pm

Congrats guys! I love to see a new safari hat go up!

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 3:20 pm

I'd have thought you'd have seen enough hats to last you a lifetime by now, jojo Wink

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 4:09 pm

Dumbo wrote:

If i tell you that i am happy the way you are playing me i am a lier

Classic!

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:29 pm

Never Ivor!

Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 12:24 pm

We're giving him the run-around now.
He's telling Fred (still in his Accra hotel) to stop contacting the chairman, and not to give money to anyone who comes to meet him (JMR sent Uche an email saying that he'd dispatched some bois to chop my dolla, since Uche had gone back to Togo).

However, on the phone just now, he told me to contact the chairman. He meant the new chairman, but of course fred thought he meant the chairman he knows and loves, who told him someone's coming to meet him tomorrow.
This should make for an interesting reaction from Uche, I'll post it up when it arrives Wink

Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 1:03 pm

Do you want him to go and visit Kevin? He lives in Accra and I have his address.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7101 Location: Yes

He's being very tricky now. In light of how he's trying to chop MY dollar, I sent him this:

Quote:

U HAVE CHOSEN THE WRONG TIME TO THINK FOR YOURSELF AND COMMIT THIS TRECHRERY AGAINST ME. LOOK BEHIND YOURSELF AT ALL TIMES AND DO NOT THINK THAT I AM DON WITH U. I AM DRAWING UR NAME IN THE SAND 3 TIMES AND SPRINKL IT WITH BLOOD!!! SEE TO IT THAT U PRAY VERY WELL FOR PLAC TO HIDE!!!!

Then he responds with this:

Quote:

Chairman,

Thanks for your mail and once again i have heard what you said but
listen chairman do you think that i am a small boy in job or what,because i
can not understand what you mean and now my topo box which i been using on the fred maga is block [what a nifty excuse!],so i don't know what is happening or this the way you want to treat me after all my effort and i have not hear from fred for many days now.

And i came to ghana on moday and tried the number you gave me it was
not goiing through till the day i came back to togo as i am now in togo as
you know that i don't much money to stay in ghana,so chairman if you still
want me to come to ghana that means you will have send my perentage to here in togo to enable me expencess myself to ghana and sit the man as we disscused ok. [Hmmm, no I don't think so.]

Even you can ask my brother onyekachi a friend to CJOE(OLE) [part of the ring] to ask him
the day i left ghana and he evn try the number that you gave no way and
here is his number,so you can call him(xxxxxxxxxx).

So what i am saying is that chairman send my own percentage from the
forma money you collected from him in lagos,that is the only thing that will
settle the issue then i will rush to ghana to meet him as you told him
that xxxxxxxxx xxxxxx will come and meet him in the hotel.

I am looking forward to hear from you. and i even send mail to you
teling that i am in ghana.so do things fast.

Thanks
Uche

He's a weasel this Uche. Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 2:28 pm

@jojo: is Kevin an Accra-based lad? Perhaps we could tell Uche he's one of the chairman's boys who'll give Uche his % before he meets Fred?

Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 2:47 pm

I am trying to send everyone I can his way. His address is:

No 2 Mango Road
Shell Sanbold
Sprintex Road
Accra
Ghana

Just have them show up and terrorize him or something.

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 12:10 pm

We just discovered that JMR's replacement as chairman is based in Ghana. Since Fred's had to extend his stay, he's had to stay with a friend, where the new chairman can come and meet him. With any luck jojo's lad will be getting a visit!

Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 10:17 am

Uche's not happy with me... I just told him that I gave my money to a man claiming to work for "Mr. Mensah" (the new chairman), and flew back to the UK. His name was Mr. Bello:

Quote:

Dear Mr Fred McKenzie,

Look what you do you think you?

I told you not to handle the money to any person and now you are telling me that representative came and meet you and gave him the cash who's representative and i told you that the righfull chairman DR ROBERT MENSHA will contact you whenever he comes back.

Just resend everything to the rightfull chairman?because those have scam you after everything i told you?just call this chairman's number urgently and speak with him (#######).

Thanks
mr topo