His beatings have turned him into a scammer

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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 11:15 am

Very topical. Zimbabwe's opposition leader is under house arrest but he can still send emails...

Quote:

From: Mr Morgan Tsvangirai
Leader,M.D.C
in zimbabwe.
(Urgent Attention Please)
Dear
It is my pleasure sending this mail to you as a matter of urgency and I am sincerely very sorry taken part of your time in attending to this mail.
However, I am Mr Morgan Tsvangirai the LEADER (M.D.C IN Zimbabwe).
Please I want to buy houses for my son in your country and as well invest into any good business for him over there and I need a faithful and God Fearing person in your country who can assist me get this project achived.
I am currently having a problem with my Government upon which I have been placed on house arrest with 24 hours survellance around my house and I am able to send this mail to you through the assistance of one of the security men who gives every information and plans of the Government regarding my case with them and he has allowed me to send this mail to you before other security men will arrive. And please note that I have made every arrangement for the transfer of the money to you.
So please I urgently need your assistance and upon my receipt of your mail, I shall give you every further details of what to do and whom to contact for immediate action.
Please I urgently need this assistance from you no matter how much compensation you may demand to be paid I am ready to do that for the sake and future of my son because I don't know what is going to be the outcome of this problem with the Government but let me trust you, please Kindly reply confidentially through this private email address: [email protected] and I shall respond immediately given you full details and contact information of the bank where the money is and my Lawyer contact information also incase you need any information from him.
Thanks and God Bless You As I Urgently Await Your Reply.
Mr Morgan Tsvangirai

IP is in Kenya but probably a satellite provider

Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 11:22 am

No doubt Robbo will chop any dollars you send? Laughing

Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 3:14 pm

Lets look at the evidence:

Now there's a mixture....

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 1:50 pm

I often ask them why their emails have the JP endings, the come up w/ stupid ilogical answers "oh.... i know a Japanese girl that introduced me to japanese email, which i love"

Strange because is the same darn thing other than sometimes u dont know what is going on because you cant read kanji characters Laughing

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:13 pm

Yeah i got a japanese email lad once, and i asked him about it, and he said if i remember right that he's 'not very good with computers, and so got his japanese friend to set one up for him'.

Confused

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 9:54 am

Had a lot of fun with this one. When I contacted Mr Morgan Tsvangirai's 'agent' I didn't get the response I expected. The idiot sent me the wrong script for a completely different scam.

I complained to Mr Tsvangirai and he wrote back saying he couldn't understand how that happened. I pointed out that as he had just been arrested again, I could not believe that Mr Mugabe had provided him with an internet-connected computer in his cell and he was a small boi mugu with a penchant for amorous liaisons with small horned animals. He replied:-

Quote:

Hello xxxxx, this is one of things that is bring problem, between i and the government.please i am not a goat f**ker ok. i am in my house now, anyway i am using pantop to send you mail ok.using this word for me...is an insult ok....I think that you are a small boi mugu from Nigeria trying hard to pull yet another scam but don't you
don't keep up with the news. Fester in hell, goatf**ker! (quote from my email) so please if you want to help me just go ahead and get house for me tell me the ammount, ok them i send the money to you.
And i would like to prove to that , i am not obasanjo people ok...

My next email told him that my email program told me his email was from Okokomaiko, Nigeria and that I knew he was a scammer. I thought that would end it but, this morning I get this...

Quote:

HELLO XXXXXXX,
PLEASE I MUST TELL YOU THIS, YOU ARE CORRECT, I AM IN OKOKOMAIKO AREA OF LAGOS IN NIGERIA,MESSAGE REALLY TOUCH ME, ANYWAY , I AM VERY VERY SORRY FOR SENDING YOU THIS SCAM MAIL..BECEAUSE LIFE WAS TOO BAD FOR ME, NOBODY TO HELP , THAT IS WHY I JOIN THIS, ANYWAY I DROP OUT IN MY FINAL YEAR IN UNIVERSITY, BCOS OF MONEY,PLEASE FORGIVE ME,WE CAN BE FRIENDS, AS FROM NOW I HAVE STOP THIS.CURRENTILY I AM LOOKING FOR SOMETHING GOOD IN LIFE TO DO.OK, PLEASE FOR GIVE ME. PLEASE I NEED YOUR REPLY.TO KNOW IF MY APOLOGY IS ACCEPTED.
LOVE.
IDA

Well, I don't make a habit of apologizing to scammers but I just might have a lifelong penpal here:)

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