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Tommo Shanter
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Joined: 13 Jan 2006
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Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides

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Wed Mar 28, 2007 10:39 am |
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<br>I was originally going to post this in the Surplus Letters Forum, but as it is so friggin' hilarious I thought it deserved a wider audience. Enjoy.
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From: ekehinde james <[email protected]>
Subject: it must be well with you
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Devine brotherhood.
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You have to live a life where you forget about all the evil's,
pain's, injuries, hatred, and betrayals of yesterday, but live on the
joy, love, peace, and happiness of today because you simply have the rigth to live a happy life.
Remmember, every problem have it's expiring date.Today shall marked the begining to the end of your problem's, if only you will allowed us in.
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Do you seek protection for yourself and family?
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Do you want to win pool, lottery, and case's?
Do you want to known about your fucture or the cause of your present situation?
Do you want to be loved and appreciate by every eye's that see you?
Do you want to be delivered of that evil spell of poverty placed on you?
Do you want a total freedom from all that evil manipulation of your enemie's?
Do you seek for power, commanding tone, and complete authority over your subject's?
Are you looking for a love portion?
Do you want to look atractive always?
Then pick up the courage to write us today and solution will be provided to you within 21 days.
We also cure Asmah, Stroke, Wooping cough, Weak or dead male organ, infertility in women, Diabity and Madness through our selected natural herbs.
Remmember, the power of life and death is in your tongue.Let us contend with those who contend you, Let us put a stop to all your problem's and invade your life with unlimited prosperity, complete and fufilled life.
For God says; ''The thing I have in mind for you are those thing which an eye has not seen nor has ear ever hard about''.
Thanks and God bless you
Dr, Devine master Philip
pls very important = send in your prayer's and other request to
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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru

Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.

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Wed Mar 28, 2007 10:51 am |
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| We also cure Asmah |
Is she the lady suffering from cancer/stroke that keeps emailing me? |
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it wasn't me
Elite Baiter

Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 1043
Location: sitting in the corner drinking wine, eating cheese

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Wed Mar 28, 2007 10:55 am |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru

Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides

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Wed Mar 28, 2007 10:59 am |
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| Are you looking for a love portion? |
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_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Scammerbammer
Not quite a Newb

Joined: 22 Mar 2007
Posts: 25
Location: Area 51

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Wed Mar 28, 2007 11:07 am |
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| Do you want to win pool, lottery, and case's? |
According to my email box I've already won about a dozen.
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| We also cure Asmah, Stroke, Wooping cough, Weak or dead male organ, infertility in women, Diabity and Madness through our selected natural herbs. |
Can they cure stupid? |
_________________ You son of a beach!!! is you that will die now and go to hell where you belong. information i am far more than you all OK.
You are noting but the son of a beach, hell is your place and you can not live you will die after reading this mail you fool. Judgement is already up you all and you will all die suddenly like a dog, there will not be any escape for any one of you that relay in hotting your fellow human. What ever you may do you can not run away from this reason is that you are only a human trying to fright against the anointed child of God, my God (KING JESUS CHRIST) will not let you go unpunished. - Mr.Sol0mon I. Nath@niel |
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Sir Cumfrence
Master of Master Baiters

Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 907
Location: Relatively here.

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Wed Mar 28, 2007 11:25 am |
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This isn't from a lad. It's from Tom Cruise! |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru

Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides

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Wed Mar 28, 2007 11:29 am |
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^^^No. That would be Stooping Cough |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru

Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7101
Location: Yes

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Wed Mar 28, 2007 12:12 pm |
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| Do you seek for power, commanding tone, and complete authority over your subject's? |
But I already have that....  |
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