I'M A FATHER!!!

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Master Baiter Joined: 10 Aug 2006 Posts: 143

After only 2 e-mails, I am a proud papa!

Dear

Thanks a lot for your concern. I want to be sure that you will be honest to me and capable to handle this this transaction for me. i am so free bad to what happend to you Daddy God is on contol ok,because after my fathers death even my only uncle and his wife turn me into a house help and stop me from continuing my education, above all that have claimed my fathers mansion and confide me into one room apartment with out a bed, they ask me to be sleeping on the cold floor, that was how I contacted pneumonia and they refuse taking me to the hospital, all there
plans is for me to die, so that him and the wife will sit on my fathers wealth and claim this money at the bank.
Actually money is important but what is most important is how you treat your fellow human being, I am saying this because of what I have gone through as an orphan.
For sure my father is a very rich man, but since he died life has never be the same for me at all, please just take the little i have told you because if i keep remembering the memories of the past, tears could not allow me to write this message to you any more.

Note that you must keep this transaction confidential because we don't know who have contact with my enemies. Please do not tell any person about this funds transfer till the transfer is complete and I come over to your country. I am afraid because I have learnt a lot from my past experience.

I have meet with the bank director and after narrating my problems to the regional manager, he advice me that my age is too small and I made him to understand that I have my guardian who want to help me and he told me that I should tell you to contact him so that he will advice us on how the transfer will take place.
Bellow is the contact of the bank.
BANK OF AFRICA - COTE D'IVOIRE
Address: 8 10 Av. Joseph Anoma, 01 BP 1274, Abidjan 01
Email : [email protected]
Email : [email protected]
TEL : +225 xx xx xx xx
Telex : 22321 - xxxxx
Contact Person:
Email to the bank manager introduce your self to him, I've told him that you are my late father's foreign partner and my guardian who is assisting me to transfer my inheritance fund to your country for investment. Don�t fail to email the bank today so that they will advice us on how to proceed with the transfer immediately.the Bank director will be waiting to hear
from you.
I need every thing fast because I don�t want to stay in this country anymore
Look forward to hear from you.
Thanks and God bless you,
Your'son

Not quite a Newb Joined: 20 Sep 2005 Posts: 79

You're going to contact Edmund Hilary? Be sure and ask him about Everest and mountain climbing!

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2788

Fatbastard wrote:

Dear

Your'son

Is he into "watersports"... Twisted Evil

Master Baiter Joined: 10 Aug 2006 Posts: 143

He's Gonna be.......... Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 7:03 pm

C'mon, we all become parents to a Lad at some point...

This one's gone a bit far though. "Peee"? Is he taking the piss?

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 10:39 am

FB--

If he thought you were a woman you'd be 'aunty' or 'mum' in just as fast time too. 6 of one, half a dozen of another. Bait him under a female alias using your same basic initial reply and you'll see.

Definitely a classic 'orphan lad and junior sister' scam. Most likely his father took him 'so special' on his deathbed when the lead-poisoning set in. [Bullets or poison].
Expect the mother or sister to take sick very soon and you'll get a plea for fast cash to help. Ignore it.

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 10:42 am

I love it when lads end their letters with:

Muguname
For the family

Laughing

Master Baiter Joined: 10 Aug 2006 Posts: 143

His Father did take him so special at his deathbed.

I know it's not an unusual scam, but the trophy pic possibilities are pretty good for ol' Pee Daddy.

Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 6:45 pm

If he ever screws up... punish him real bad. It's the duty of a good father.

Get him to snap a picture of it too... Laughing

Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 6:52 pm

Congratulations!!!!!!

beers!

Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 7:36 pm

Does this mean you are giving away cigars?

Bruin

Master Baiter Joined: 10 Aug 2006 Posts: 143

Hmmmmm Father's day is coming up. Maybe my boy loves me enough to send a box.....

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 3:48 pm

Hi again FB,

If it's the usual rascals, don't count on getting a passport. Might happen but not usually in this type scam. You are dealing with lads of both limited resources and brains. But then again they are 'surfering'. Haven't had food in days [but can pay to rent a pc to scam]. I tell them not to worry, it still tastes the same.

What you'll most likely be sent is either a UNHRC ID card, or else an 'official' refugee camp card.

cheerz--jervis tetch (for the family)

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 8:34 pm

The last refugee lass I baited gave the chance for some dignified slaps, as follows:

Quote:

Blessing, you've called me Daddy a lot of times now. Well, listen up; when I was your age, I was leading a squadron of twelve AH-1 gunships. I commanded 200 officers and enlisted men. Throughout my childhood and youth, I never begged or wheedled the way you do now.

Then 'she' questioned my commitment:

Quote:

[N]o one who calls herself my daughter talks to me the way you do!
What "insultive words" did I use to you? Did I use "insultive words" to Mr Kabiru? No!
Did I make you talk to Tony Wells? No, he was your lawyer. I didn't choose him!
I have been nothing but polite and formal to Mr Kabiru, who heads the security company. Again, I defy you to find any insult in what I've written to him!
Finally, Blessing, I asked for where to send you money, not how. You mentioned Western Union, not me. You say no one has trouble with Western Union � well, excuse me, but you ain't the sole agent of the human race here. I speak from experience.
You even hint I'm a liar again, Blessing, you can stay in that gorram refugee camp forever for all that I care.

And again I'm doubted - so:

Quote:

... Blessing - you are an ungrateful little minx. As my daughter, you'd be one spoiled brat.
Perhaps a little Corps discipline would put you right!
... I don't like your attitude, but right now I'm not in a position to change it. One day...

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:37 am

Hi again yastreb, re: ^^

Blessing, [Blessing Mensah, no doubt], Princess, Godsfavour, Gift--blah blah--these lads have no shame in using these sort of names, as you well know.

cheerz---jervis tetch---mad bunny eared hatter