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ClarkWGriswald
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Joined: 14 Mar 2007
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Location: I am a dickhead!
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Sat Mar 24, 2007 4:33 pm |
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Just got off with, well, it was so hard to understand him, speaking very fast on a mobile that sounded like he was riding ina metro car on the underground. I almost didn't answer, but it wasn't nearly as difficult speaking to him as I thought it would be. I think the most difficult things was thinking ahead of answers. It took him over two minutes to hash out his pathetic mobile number(which, BTW, is 002 25 0950 2562, ask for "Aziz"). BUT IT WAS A GREAT EXPERIENCE!!!!!!  For everyone who has maybe been afraid to talk to a lad, just take a breath and keep to the script. If I had answered as Clark I think I might have blown it, and my English as well, but I was just the innocent secretary(Chuck E.Cheese). The thing I remember most about my time living in America is not monuments and views, it's the names! I think answering as Clark will be difficult, as I can't remember which bozo this was, the barrister for the brother who died in the R/C airplane crash or the one I just sent 10k in Faso-Burkina(lad is in Ivory Coast) or the professor who is going to start a uni and name it after me. So many lads, I must remember them better!
He was very demanding, VERY demanding and seemed in a hurry to get off the phone, and just kept telling me to tell Clark to call him, but he DIDN'T tell me what it was regarding to for anything.
All in all, I'm quite pround! Clark  |
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Donato
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Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2788
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Sat Mar 24, 2007 4:36 pm |
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Congrats!!!
You may want to put this ([m@sk] [/m@ask]) around that number so it appears like this or swap the 0's for o's. It stops g00gle finding it. |
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Sleepless
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Joined: 20 Jul 2006
Posts: 314
Location: In my lad's head
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Sat Mar 24, 2007 7:39 pm |
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CONGRATS
Nothing like calling a lad, but be sure to call safe! My lads and I have this regular calling thing going and it's a blast.
But you just never forget your first, sigh!  |
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ClarkWGriswald
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Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:30 pm |
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thanks! I still cannot get over how easy it was talking to him, and since he paid for the call I guess that is why I wanted to keep him wound up. I will switch numbers and letters in the future, I think that's how Barrister Mik3 Will1ams sank my battleship. I wish the good Doctor Aziz would call back again, we have a lot of business to discuss!! Cheers, Clark p.s. we got our arses kicked by Germany tonight in football, but ketting stomped by them is natural in Czech history I suppose. |
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Jervis Tetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 669
Location: Cape HATteras
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Sun Mar 25, 2007 3:07 am |
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Hi Clark--
Would that be Dr Aziz Moustafa at the ADB in Burkina Faso? |
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ClarkWGriswald
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Sun Mar 25, 2007 8:06 am |
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Also call the Security Company immediately now at +225 09502562 or +225 09502561, Email:([email protected]) attn: Dr Alhaji Moussa Aziz. This could be better sweetheart Clark.
Please greet all your entire family members for me and tell them that i love them all
Does this look familiar? He called me sweetheart, I'm flattered! Clark |
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Don
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Joined: 25 May 2004
Posts: 3045
Location: Italy, 87.2.222.132
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| ClarkWGriswald wrote: |
| we got our arses kicked by Germany tonight in football |
Ah, Sparta was playing Germany. Well, no shame losing then. 
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| but ketting stomped by them is natural in Czech history I suppose. |
Are you proposing last night's German national team was somehow related to the Nazi regime under Hitler? Another comment like that on this board and you get a real stomping by a real German with real Czech grandparents.
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Jervis Tetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
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Location: Cape HATteras
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Sun Mar 25, 2007 8:34 am |
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Clark--
Looks familiar. Any rose icon? Any 'luv' angle yet? Or is it all about him being the director of unclaimed funds at the ADB in Ouadougou?
If you are so inclined, PM me with the basics to have me PM another baiter like myself who might be with the same lad that you are, to find out further if it's a case of the same mugu.
My PM connection on this is sharp enough to know the low-down and surely will view your posting. And this one by me.
cheerz, jervis tetch |
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What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
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kleindoofy
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Location: Europe
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Sun Mar 25, 2007 12:45 pm |
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| ... I almost didn't answer, but it wasn't nearly as difficult speaking to him as I thought it would be. ... For everyone who has maybe been afraid to talk to a lad, just take a breath and keep to the script. ... He was very demanding, VERY demanding and seemed in a hurry to get off the phone, and just kept telling me to tell Clark to call him, but he DIDN'T tell me what it was regarding to for anything. ... |
What wonders may we experience! 
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ClarkWGriswald
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Sun Mar 25, 2007 2:37 pm |
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Kliengoofy, if you would like to continue this conversation in Czech.....  KG, sigh... |
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Rodus
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Evangelion82
Master Baiter
Joined: 24 Sep 2006
Posts: 126
Location: Zanarkand
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Sun Mar 25, 2007 2:50 pm |
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one thing that helps me when i have lads call me is - we say a secret codeword instead of usual greetings to prevent fraud. it helps me know who it is, and it's kinda funny when you can get them to say things like "live l0ng and prosper" and be totally serious about it.. |
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Seven of Nine
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Joined: 18 Jun 2006
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Tsnerd
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| Trolling Handbook, page 3, paragraph 4 wrote: |
| Make fun of a user's name, either by intentionally misspelling it or by making a clever (haha) pun out of it. |
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GomerPyle
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Joined: 04 Jan 2007
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| we got our arses kicked by Germany tonight in football |
No American influence detected. I have used the reverse spelling when in US company but I have never known anyone of American origin or influence use the reverse spelling.
Tell us more. |
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Pachanga
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Yes, please do. I was tired of reading my UFO newsletter, and this is much more entertaining. (Although my ethnicity has been roughed up a bit.) |
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Mon Mar 26, 2007 11:49 am |
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Looks familiar. Any rose icon? Any 'luv' angle yet? Or is it all about him being the director of unclaimed funds at the ADB in Ouadougou? |
LOL, Jervis you have contracted "rose icon" fever..... |
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Jervis Tetch
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Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 669
Location: Cape HATteras
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Mon Mar 26, 2007 12:48 pm |
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Hi Simba,
It's just that there's something wrong intrinsically about about a married banker with kids--who can't even get his zodiac sign correct--off by 2-3 months--- and knows I am 'a dude' from the-get-go. As the hillbillies say--" somethin' wrong with that boy, just ain't right"..
And yet he sends me sends me that rose-icon. MANY times. I asked him if he was being 'sweet' on me. I think he eventually got the message, which is why after I am done baiting him I always use that icon from other freemail addy I use and say 'hey, remember me??' as a zinger.
cheerz--my best ---jervis |
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What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
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Simba
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Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Mon Mar 26, 2007 1:17 pm |
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^^^^I look forward to having a crack at him myself JT... |
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Jervis Tetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
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Location: Cape HATteras
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Tue Mar 27, 2007 8:23 am |
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Sic 'em tiger! Whoops--I mean lion. LOL! Like your hat, as many other posters use.
jervis tetch--mad bunny-eared hatter--(for the family) |
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What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
His Excellency Ambassador Dr. Kwame Bawuah-Edusei |
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Simba
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Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Tue Mar 27, 2007 8:46 am |
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Mr Fishe
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Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:13 am |
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He was trying to say �Hey! Look at these lovely PM buttons Shiver has gifted to us. Shall we try them out and continue our conversation with them?�
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