james wanders Togo

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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 6:40 pm

So I sent my lad from Nigeria to Togo to pick up his stipend to start his branch of our church. If you'll recall, this is the cheeto bath taking, head shaving, prison tattoo getting lad. I finally got him to go on safari after a brief struggle. Here's his latest communique...from Togo (Yay me!!)

Its really nice to send you this mail: I have been in Lome for some hours now and I have been looking for how to loccate the address, but could not. I want you to get me the phone number so that I can reach him on the phone since the number on the address is a postal number and you cant get some one with it.

I am a stranger here and would not want to stay more than necessary,So, make haste and get him informed about my beeing around here for some hours now.

I just got a Togo phone number as I got to the place, you can reach me with this number 002289668964. Please to have me in a safer corner, Please I would prefer you calling me on the phone so as to save me the risk of going from place to place since I do not understand the French language that they speak here, together with running into extra expenses.

Th BP 2232 , I was made to understand that it is a postal box number and not a house number, you can equally get the Rev Ewinks house number so as to make thing easier for me.

I really hope to hear from you via phone very urgently because I will not be able to come back to this cyber cafe again to check my mail. This cafe is right along the Boulevard Du Mono and I could not locate the house .

Thank you very much as I am eagerly expecting to hear from you.

And then he emailed again

Dear Rev.constantinely,

Please, I do not want to be stranded over here,make haste and get me his number since there is no way I can get the B P number here.
I will be leaving here by tomorrow,So do every thing possible to get me every thing in place so as to avoid getting things wrong.

I will be waiting to hear from you in few hours time or I will go bck to my country

Thank you

Is that desperation that I smell? He seems a little scared poor little guy.

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 6:56 pm

Beautiful. Congraulations!!!

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7101 Location: Yes

Tell him to beware members of the rival congregation -- he will be able to recognize them as they all wear pants. Wink

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 8:41 pm

pagegina's post-to-trophy-ratio doesn't fail to amaze me. Shocked

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 11:24 pm

Safari confirmed as the IP in the email was a Togo Telecom one...

Can a mod show her how to put the hat in her sig? She certainly deserves it.

Shaved, tattooed and travelled. Now all he needs is to be arrested and buggered. Laughing