Canyoufixmyspacebar?

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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 4:42 pm

I have recently started writing to my pet and telling him that my keyboard is broken (neither shift, t, space or return work). Does anyone have any ideas about how I could get my pet to help fix it?

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 4:44 pm

Hand drawn diagrams faxed to you? or a How to fix your keyboard video that he can mail to you.

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 4:45 pm

Ask him to devise a code, which uses only the digits on your numeric keypad (for some reason, the space bar works after the numeric keypad is used). Something like morse code. Then, you and he can communicate in a code, which would have the added advantage of being secure.

Bruin

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:11 pm

You could always pretend your keyboard has the new Win32.Tourettes Virus?? Could be interesting!!

419Eater Admin Joined: 30 Sep 2003 Posts: 7469

I did a Tourettes bait a few months ago, which I enjoyed, but sadly my scammer got fed up quickly: http://www.419eater.com/html/andy_uba.htm

You could write your messages out by hand and scan them, then send them as large attachments, covered in all manner of stains to make it partly illegible Smile

EDIT: Actually, spookily enough, that bait was exactly a year ago today!

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:30 pm

^^^

Lol, and maybe the odd crude picture drawn in the margins of the page Razz

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:34 pm

Another keyboard fault is when it only allows you type backwards. The fault extends to your display unit, and your Lad has to type backwards so that you can read it.

Translation from http://www.writebackwards.com/

/moc.sdrawkcabetirw.www//:ptth morf noitalsnarT

.ti daer nac uoy taht os sdrawkcab epyt ot sah daL ruoy dna tinu yalpsid ruoy ot sdnetxe tluaf ehT .sdrawkcab epyt uoy swolla ylno ti nehw si tluaf draobyek rehtonA

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 1:03 am

I've hit the right hand justify button and lined up every thing to the right. I used a lot of returns to make each line only two or three words. I would like to show you here but even if I manually right hand justify, the forum fixes it. I tell the mugu that I cannot do anything it must be a virus on his machine. My machine is fully protected. After a few days its time to send the money. The virus deletes the last character on every line. The WU transfer is missing the last digi

Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 2:15 am

You could also try using the Caesar Cipher

http://www.secretcodebreaker.com/caesar.html

and then send a looooooong email which he then has to decipher. This ought to keep him busy for hours.