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Jantar
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 21 Oct 2006
Posts: 42
Location: New Zealand
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Sat Jan 20, 2007 4:42 am |
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The Lad/ette I've been baiting from Ghana has finally decided that there is no money coming to assist with her airfares, even though I've been kind enough to provide her with air tickets at no cost to herself.
Instead, this morning I received an email from her eye Dr and apparently the poor girl is in such pain.
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DEAR SIR PH1L
WELL AM DOCTOR BRUC3 INTERNATIONAL EYE CLINIC ,I KNOW THIS MAIL WILL BE OF A BIT BAD NEW BUT ,YET I HAVE TO LET YOU KNOW
A LADY NAMED HEL1M1NA BR1GHT HAS BEEN ADMITTED
TO MY HOSPITAL WITH AN EYE DEFECTION PROBLEM WHICH HAPPENED
IN THE CAUSE OF PLAYING AT THE BEACH THIS MORNING AND AND IT HAS PARTIALLY AND TEMPORALLY AFFECTED HER VISION ,SHE GAVE COMMENT SHE IS SOON TRAVELLING TO HER HUBAND IN AUSTRALIA AND SINCE THIS HAS HAPPENED, THE HUSBAND WOULD NOT KNOW WHY HE HAD NOT HEARD FROM HER ,SO I CLAIMED YOUR E-MAIL CONTACT FROM HER TO INFORM YOU SINCE SHE IS IN MY HOSPITAL ,AND I WILL MAKE SURE EVERY THING WILL BE OK WITH HER SOON SO THAT SHE CAN GET TO YOU SOON.I ASKED OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER FROM HER ANS SHE SAID YOU ARE YET TO CONECT A NEW LINE ,SO I WOULD BE VERY HAPPY IF YOU LET ME KNOW WHEN ITS AVAILABLE SO THAT I CAN CONTACT YOU AND GIVE ALL HER HEALTH ACCOUNT SO FAR AS YOU ARE COCERN.WAITING FOR YOU REPLY SOON .
YOURS FAITHFUL
DR.BRUC3 CHARL3S . |
I don't think I'll slap the good Dr for using the same spelling errors as she does. |
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Carrie Laxa
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 26 Nov 2006
Posts: 63
Location: South of Antartica
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Sat Jan 20, 2007 8:51 am |
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| ...ADMITTED TO MY HOSPITAL WITH AN EYE DEFECTION PROBLEM ... |
That must be serious... ... Send money quick! |
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Sgt Cho
419Eater is my life
Joined: 26 Apr 2006
Posts: 476
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Sat Jan 20, 2007 10:59 am |
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Thats pretty funny.
Serious question: Would it be possible to squeeze some fake medical forms out of this lad? Or is that asking too much from a romance scammer? |
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Stepan Fetchit
Elite Baiter
Joined: 09 Nov 2005
Posts: 1977
Location: Anywhere but squaresville, man
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Sat Jan 20, 2007 7:57 pm |
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huh. I've heard of a roving eye, but never a defecting one!
maybe she can put a ping pong ball in the empty socket?
she could then claim she is half american.
me mum was a muppet! |
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wayne
Account closed at users request
Joined: 05 Dec 2005
Posts: 3630
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Sat Jan 20, 2007 8:12 pm |
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AN EYE DEFECTION PROBLEM WHICH HAPPENED
IN THE CAUSE OF PLAYING AT THE BEACH THIS MORNING |
The eye jumped out of the socket, swam out to a waiting boat just off international waters, where it was smuggled into America and given a new identity. Happens all the time. |
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Mike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 30 Nov 2003
Posts: 721
Location: Dublin, Ireland
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Sun Jan 21, 2007 12:32 am |
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 Damn those traitorious eyes! |
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With your behavior I don't think that I will work with you. We are talking of money and with your altitude if I transfer this fund in your personal account you will seat on top of this money.
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kisslajos
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 21 Dec 2006
Posts: 96
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Sun Jan 21, 2007 12:41 am |
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How can an eye doctor be so inconsiderate, using caps?
Nevertheless I admire him for giving his full attention, time, energy, internet access to handle his patient's private, business correspondance...
But my favorite line is :"I CAN CONTACT YOU AND GIVE ALL HER HEALTH ACCOUNT" |
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