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Vanndickey
Elite Baiter

Joined: 01 Feb 2006
Posts: 1005
Location: Iapetus

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Sat Oct 21, 2006 9:40 pm |
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Tamara or Toma basically stated that I am messing with her. So I thought a vulgar and slightly disturbing email would upset her and perhaps I would get a VLAD signature "F-OFF" mail...but no...she wants it now
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[email protected] writes:
> Hi John! I do not know what to write to you. I think that you fool me
> and last letters you not to time have not answered my questions but
> only you write about that as you love me and that you want to be with
> me together, but unfortunately all turns out on the contrary. The
> heart I feel that you hide something from me and I ask you for the
> sake of our love please write to me the truth. I want to be with you
> and I want to love you, but I to not understand why you do not want
> that we could meet you. It very much afflicts me and I to not know
> that to me to do. My melancholy on you is very great and every day I
> dream of that day of ours with you of a meeting has come as soon as
> possible, but unfortunately it remains only dreams. I hope that you
> soon will write to me the answer my love. I with impatience shall wait
> for your answer my love. With love yours forever Toma!!!!!!!!! |
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Toma,
I'm about to glaze the white knuckler as I think about you in a reverse piledriver on my bathroom floor. I wish to explore your anal regions with my member, which is quite large and good for digging deep. Open wide for my cock snot, my dickcock, and my inverted shocker. You will cum from your ears as I encourage you to please bring greaseless body paint. You think this is a joke? I am into you, and you are into me. This is the way it is going to go, I will go to Western Union with my papers and money and I will grease the regions on the clerk and get you to America soon, please shave the necessary regions or I may have to turn you around. You should note that I can go for several hours at a time so I will encourage you to bring some KY or friends to sub in for you if you need a break. Also Gatorade is highly encouraged as it is the thirst aid for that deep down body thirst. Also note that if you leave puddles on my sheets that is ok as long as nothing leaks from the cornhole. Don't eat before you see me, this is important!
Love,
John
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From: [email protected] | Block Address | Add to Contacts
Reply To: [email protected]
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Date: 21 Oct 2006, 04:17:09 PM
Subject: Miss you so much!!!!!!!
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Hi my love John! I am glad to receive your new letter. I hope that you
to have good week-end my love. Your last letter has very much excited
me and very much it wanted to me to appear together with you in bed
that we could love each other. I want that we were happy together and
were engaged with you in sex receiving from it set of pleasure, but
for the beginning it is necessary for us to solve one problem, we
should meet you and it should occur as soon as possible. I hope that
you can reach the Western Union as soon as possible that we could be
happy together. I hope that you will execute my request my love. I
shall be soon glad to receive your new letter my love. With love yours
forever Toma!!!!!!!
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baz
Not quite a Newb

Joined: 09 Oct 2006
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Location: Stop the world, I wanna get off.

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Sat Oct 21, 2006 10:01 pm |
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With text like that you could be writing for mills and boon.  |
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JoeTam
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Sat Oct 21, 2006 10:52 pm |
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johnnyringo
Wannabe Baiter

Joined: 11 May 2006
Posts: 97

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Sun Oct 22, 2006 2:47 pm |
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I wish I could get one to play along. Anytime I mention sex they disappear. |
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Tarquin9
Master Baiter

Joined: 22 Oct 2006
Posts: 115
Location: Circling Uranus....

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Sun Oct 22, 2006 5:07 pm |
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Oh dear, I almost made a whoopsy in my drawers from laughing so hard. You have a talent my boy, has Hallmark approached you yet?? |
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devil21
Master Baiter

Joined: 24 Jul 2006
Posts: 198
Location: Chillin right here with a beer

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Mon Oct 23, 2006 2:56 am |
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ROFL@ friends to sub in for you
priceless. you should write those naughty book type thingies. |
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Vanndickey
Elite Baiter

Joined: 01 Feb 2006
Posts: 1005
Location: Iapetus

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Mon Oct 23, 2006 3:23 am |
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Thanks guys! Copywriting is part of my regular job...not that this is an ad for anything other then well.....yeah I'm cooking up another letter to her after "Tamaras" next reply..... |
_________________ "you are the greatest lair I have ever come in contact with "- Kamara Ali
"Infact you are a deciet to the Americans.No appology to that ok"-Barrister Greg Lowe
"You will meet death soon,just watch out"-Zumla Thaba
"EAT A DICK AND DIE SLOW"-Mrs. Mary Collins Brown
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Stepan Fetchit
Elite Baiter

Joined: 09 Nov 2005
Posts: 1977
Location: Anywhere but squaresville, man

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Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:02 am |
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Sorry guys! The only words that turned her on were 'western union'!
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Pantsface
419Eater is my life

Joined: 14 Sep 2006
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Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:20 am |
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Thats brilliant! Congrats!
Bring friends to sub, thats classic! |
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Dicko
Not quite a Newb

Joined: 01 Sep 2006
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Location: The Land of OZ

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Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:38 am |
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That's sick, twisted and completely out of line.
(But I've copied it to use if i ever need it, thanks)  |
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Gnasher
Baiting Guru

Joined: 29 May 2006
Posts: 2849
Location: Centre Stage in the Theatre of Cruelty

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Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:35 am |
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"Don't eat before you see me, this is important"
Such an esoteric detail makes me wonder if you know more about this stuff than mere imagination. Whatever next, Vlad's Wives?? |
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