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Elite Baiter Joined: 30 Apr 2017 Posts: 1055

Sandra is beginning to blow hot and cold more often than a faulty hair dryer. Laughing

17:53 yesterday.

Quote:

stop doing things like a fool things like this okay stop it i am not
bagging you again

Mr Harold returns home and sends his angry reply.

Just now.

Quote:

Dearest Sandra

For goodness sake Sandra! why are you getting angry with me again and what's the point in sending your email so late anyway? I told you Thursday night was casino night so you can't expect me to sit in waiting all evening for your reply and I certainly didn't expect to find such a rude one as soon as I got home. It's not my fault that your doctor did not see fit to contact Tarquin, that's assuming you have actually asked him to, if you haven't then you only have yourself to blame for the delay. I really do not like being called a fool my love, although you are beginning to make me feel like one for answering your plea for help all those weeks ago. I have tried as hard as I can to see that you get what you truly deserve but your stubbornness throughout has made things more difficult than they should have been. Even now, when I am so close to finally being able to send the money, you seem more intent in calling me names than getting your doctor to contact Tarquin. You must stop blaming me for things that are beyond my control, also I have never asked you to bag for anything, I give my help freely without expecting anything in return, although a little gratitude wouldn't go amiss. I really am quite angry with you at the moment and I am a man slow to anger but I'm beginning to wonder if all the time I have spent trying to help you has been for nothing, because until your doctor contacts Tarquin with the results of your medical tests that prove you are well enough to travel I can't send you the £3,500, it's as simple as that. I'm sorry if you don't like the nasty Harold you have forced me to become but you or your doctor are responsible for wasting another whole day of my life, a day that could have been better spent getting the money sent to you had you only done what I asked. I will sign off now as I need to get a few hours sleep, that should give you enough time to decide if you still want my help and let you work out how to go about getting it. Stay safe my love.

No kisses for you until your attitude improves

Harold

At this point in the story I'm trying to get the lad to set up a fake doctors email and character like s/he did with Pastor Peter then hopefully Tarquin can cause even more annoyance and waste a little more of the lads time. The lad seems too lazy or dense to do that at the moment but as no money will be sent until Tarquin gives the OK the lad must either comply or walk away.

Elite Baiter Joined: 30 Apr 2017 Posts: 1055

Well, it would appear poor old Sandra is still having hormonal issues. Shocked

13:57

Quote:

WHY ARE YOU MAKING YOUR SELF A BIG FOOL WHY?

Mr Harold is out at the moment having a couple of pints with Gummidge and Young Tom, but I feel confident in saying he will have something to say to Sandra when he gets back home.

Elite Baiter Joined: 30 Apr 2017 Posts: 1055

Mr Harold returns home and replies.

Quote:

I have just got back home after a rather enjoyable afternoon at the Weasel and Ferret with my dear friends Gummidge And Young Tom only to have it ruined by your extremely rude email. What on earth is the matter with you, are you having some kind of mental breakdown? I waited in until well past midday to see if you would contact me and let me know that your doctor had sent all your test results to Tarquin, I even emailed Tarquin to double check and he emailed me back at 12:37 to say he had heard nothing and if he did not hear anything by 16:30 this afternoon he would not be available to peruse your results until 19th of this month as he has a medical conference to attend in Oslo. I really do not know how we are going to get over this problem we face now, Tarquin is now unavailable until the 19th and I travel to Scotland on Sunday and I will be there for at least two weeks. The only thing I could do to make your life a little easier is send you a small amount of money, say £1,000 just to meet your immediate needs but not enough so that you can do something silly like obtain your passport and visa and travel here without Tarquin saying you are well enough to do so. What do you think my love, would that be an acceptable compromise until I return? Let me know what you think as soon as you can as time is not on our side. stay safe my angel, and try to be a little less insulting in your next email.

Sorry, still no kisses

Harold

Elite Baiter Joined: 30 Apr 2017 Posts: 1055

Sandra is still being a difficult little minx, but if s/he thinks s/he is having the last word s/he's very much mistaken. Thank God we shall all be having a rest from this soon. Laughing

00:39

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Stop doing like a child okay.

Mr Harold, just now.

Quote:

My dearest Sandra

How are you today my love? I have just awoke to find your latest strange response to my concerns for yours and our unborn child's welfare. To say I am confused by your reaction to my offer of £1,000 to help you whilst I will be away would be an understatement. I thought you would be happy that I was willing to compromise my decision that I would send nothing until your doctor provided the proof that you are as fit to travel as you yourself claim you are. I'm not sure who's fault it is that it is now to late to get Tarquin's professional opinion until the 19th of September, it is either your doctors or yours but certainly is not mine. That is why I keep finding your reactions to my suggestions as to the best way forward more and more baffling. It's almost as if you were never serious about us being together from the start, please tell me that is not true my love, it would really help me cope during the time we will be apart whilst I am in Scotland. Am I to understand that you have turned down my offer of the £1,000? as that can only be what "Stop doing like a child okay" means. If you are sure you can manage on your own until I return and we take up where we left off then we will do that, but if you have changed your mind about the £1,000 after sleeping on your decision I may have time to get into Southampton and get it sent off to you this afternoon. I shall be quite busy today getting ready for my trip, I still need to pack and I need to pop over to Lyndhurst and pick up my riffle from Cratchit & Spinks, I took the old girl in for a complete overhaul and to have a new Triceratops hair fitted to the trigger, not cheap I know, but sometimes one needs to treat oneself. Anyway, I'd best get a move on, I have a busy day ahead of me and I can't spend it sitting here waiting for your reply. Let me know if you've changed your mind about the £1,000 and if I have time I'll see what I can do. Stay safe my love.

Kisses

Harold

Baiting Guru Joined: 25 Jul 2017 Posts: 2107

What's the going rate on Triceratops hair? A lot of dealers are now using fossilhair fibre, a cheaper alternative. Doesn't last eons like the original though.

Elite Baiter Joined: 30 Apr 2017 Posts: 1055

^ About the same as a full length fur coat made from Haggis pelts.

Sandra, you'll get nothing if you don't say please.

23:25 yesterday.

Quote:

You always say it send the money me need it and you are asking me send
and do you still have the info you will use and send it?

Mr Harold's final email for a week or so.

A few minutes ago.

Quote:

Dearest Sandra

I am so sorry my sweet but you have left it a bit to late for me to send the £1,000 to you, sending your reply at 23:25 on the day before I travel is of no use to us at all, is it now? I think you are just going to have to manage as best you can until I am able to return. There is some good news though, and that is, Betty emailed yesterday evening to say that Hamish is recovering well from his operation and may not be laid up as long as she had thought. The poor old girl still needs Gummidge Young Tom and myself to travel up to Scotland and help out at Duns Camen Lodge, but if we are lucky I could be back sooner than expected. Gummidge and Young Tom will be here in the taxi at about 08:30 and I still have a few things to do before we get the 09:26 from Brockenhurst to London Waterloo, then of course we have the long and journey to Dundee before we can even start the last leg of the trip by taxi and then Highland pony. As you can imagine, at my age I am not looking forward to sitting on the back of one of those unpredictable beasts for the last three hours it will take to reach Duns Camen Lodge. Why Betty could not have found herself a nice Englishman to marry instead of one of these dammed Scottish Haggis farmers I shall never know, but then love is a funny thing, is it not? look at us my dear, who would of thought a few short weeks ago when we first met on this wonderful Interweb thingy that we would be planning spending the rest of our lives together? Still, if Betty's happy to live out in the middle of nowhere in the Cairngorms National Park then who am I to criticise her choice of men? I suppose the less charitable people out there would say the same about the choice I have made in choosing you. Anyway,I really must get on now my sweet angel, I still need to get a key to my cottage to Old Mother Simms who as been kind enough to offer to feed Fleabag while I'm away, although I really think he is well able to look after himself as there's plenty of wildlife around for the little bugger to decimate. I'll try to contact you while I'm away if I can, but I will be out on the moors living under canvas most of the time so if you don't hear from me don't be to worried, however, should there be a dire emergency you can send an email to betty.#######@gmail.com and she may be able to send Donald the Dim, Wee Jimmy's brother out onto the moors to try and deliver a message. Don't worry my love, although there are many dangers in hunting Haggis I promise I shall return safely to you. Stay safe until I return.

Big sloppy kisses

Harold

Elite Baiter Joined: 30 Apr 2017 Posts: 1055

Is this all poor Mr Harold is worth whilst he has been out of contact? Sad

9th September 14:02

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YOU ARE NOT A GOOD MAN YOU (was Sandra too distraught to finish her sentence?)

10th September 13:59

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are your back?

17th September 11:54

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what is going on?

Mr Harold also received this rather ominous email from Pastor Peter.

11th September 01:31

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I lost her iv the fund i will show you who are am if that girl dies
you die i will be looking for her and if i get her now i will get all
the money and send out of here i will do that ones i see her maybe you
have taking her to get all her money and i know that she will like to
give you all the money i know if i see her you lost all. Shocked

Mr Harold will reply in due course.

Elite Baiter Joined: 30 Apr 2017 Posts: 1055

Well I never! due to an unfortunate accident Mr Harold has been able to send Sandra a reply.

Just now.

Quote:

Sandra my love

Once again I will overlook the rudeness you have shown me in your first email I have found waiting for me now I have once again been able to access my own email, but why you must persist in being so rude to me when I did nothing but try to help you before I had to leave to come up to Scotland to help my sister Betty is beyond my understanding. I sometimes think you are not reading or fully understanding what I tell you in my emails, did I not tell you that I would be out of touch whilst I led the Haggis hunters in pursuit of their quarry? I'm only able to email you now as I have had to return to Duns Camen with poor old Colonel Sanders who has been savaged by a particularly vicious long tusked Haggis that Wee Jimmy flushed out from it's heathery lair. We did the best we could for him out on the moors but his wounds need proper medical attention, so at the moment we are awaiting the air ambulance so that he can be airlifted to the specialist Haggis wound unit in Dundee. On the bright side, I don't think Betty or Hamish need worry about any kind of lawsuit from the Colonel over this unfortunate incident as there are plenty of witnesses that can testify he refused to wear the protective leggings provided to minimise the harm caused by such an attack. The trouble with Colonel Sanders is he has been rather blase since the start of the expedition having only hunted the Kentucky chicken before, where all one can expect to receive is a severe pecking at worst, whereas the Haggis is an entirely different beastie altogether. Anyway my love, I know how much it annoys you when I waffle on about things you have no interest in, or as you would put it, talk and talk and talk and talk so I will get back to the point but I just thought you would want to know I am still fine and dandy as are Gummidge and Young Tom who I am sure I can safely say send you their love. There is something else I think you should know, and I don't want to worry you but I have also received a rather unsettling email from Pastor Peter sent on the 11th of September, it's written in his usual hard to understand gibberish but I think the gist of it is that he intends to kill you and me if he can find us and steal your inheritance for himself. I know there is little chance of that happening as you are safely hidden in a church and I am here in the UK but I still think we should be vigilant at all times. Now, in answer to your last email I really do not know what to say that I haven't already said previously, I did tell you I would be out of touch whilst I was out on the moors and if you needed me you could email Betty and ask her to send Donald the Dim with a message if it was an emergency, but I don't really think asking "what is going on?" constitutes that considering I explained everything to you quite clearly before I left Brockenhurst. Anyway, how could you have expected an answer at all when Betty tells me you sent her no such email? I'm sorry my dear there is very little I can do for you whilst I am stuck up here in Scotland but there is some good news, and that is, Hamish should be released from hospital tomorrow and as soon as he feels up to it he will be able to take over from Gummidge, Young Tom and myself and I should be able to return home and pick up from where we left off, isn't that wonderful? I must sign off now my love, I think I can hear the helicopter and the sooner we get poor old Colonel Sanders off to Dundee the better if he has any chance of keeping his leg. Stay safe my love, hopefully it won't be too much longer before I have more time for you again.

Missing you kisses

Harold

If Mr Harold gets a reply to that load of cobblers, then I don't know what.

To Pastor Peter just for fun.

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Pastor Peter

You are a big fool if you think you will ever find Sandra or me. It will not be much longer before Sandra is safe here in the UK, far away from your evil plans.

I laugh in your face

Harold

Elite Baiter Joined: 30 Apr 2017 Posts: 1055

Sometimes Mr Harold despairs, he really does, he spends literally minutes crafting his replies only to get this! Mad

From Sandra 13:11

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WHEN ARE YOU SENDING ME THE MONEY FOR MY NEEDS?

Elite Baiter Joined: 30 Apr 2017 Posts: 1055

Mr Harold replies, but only just.

Just now.

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Dearest Sandra

You're a very lucky girl that I've been able to check my emails again just before I set off back out onto the moors, I'm only still here at Duns Camen because the police want to send a couple of their marksmen along with me when I return to the hunting party. Evidently it would appear that Colonel Sanders is some kind of big cheese in the fast food industry with connections in high places and he's not going to be happy until the Haggis that caused him so much pain is dead. I have to say I really do not understand a man like him, he knew the risks when he embarked on his ill fated trip and the fact that he ignored the advice of us more experienced hunters where the Haggis is concerned is really the only reason he suffered the injury he did, this simple fact seems to have failed to register in his addled mind and now it looks as if I will be spending unnecessary time stalking the wee beast when I should be spending it with more responsible paying clients. I'm only glad Gummidge and Young Tom are along to pick up the slack until Hamish is well enough to take over and we can all get back to Brockenhurst. One other thing my love, I emailed Tarquin not long after I had emailed you this morning and he has replied to say that he has still had no correspondence from you doctor in regards to you being well enough to travel. As I have already told you, we must be sure that there is no danger to yourself or little Harold or Haroldette in undertaking your journey to join me here in the UK so I think you need to try your hardest to get your doctor to send your test results to Tarquin as soon as you can. Anyway, I must go now as the ponies are saddled and the police marksmen want to make a move. Remember, if you need me, email Betty and she will send Donald the Dim with a message and I will try my hardest to send you a reply. Stay safe my love.

Parting kisses

Harold

Elite Baiter Joined: 30 Apr 2017 Posts: 1055

Again?

Sandra 00:40

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goodbye

Assuming Sandra really means it this time, that's going to break Mr Harold's heart when he returns with the hunting party in a couple of days time. Crying or Very sad

Baiting Guru Joined: 25 Jul 2017 Posts: 2107

Perhaps some bonus money from a successful hunt will have Mr Harold just rolling in cash soon? I'm sure Sandra would love to hear the details.

Elite Baiter Joined: 30 Apr 2017 Posts: 1055

Not a peep from Sandra since her last goodbye, lets see if she really meant it.

Just now.

Quote:

Sandra my darling

I have just woken up after returning with the hunting party to Duns Camen late yesterday evening. I have to say that finding the last email you sent me when I checked my mail this morning has sent me into somewhat of a panic my sweet angel. Was the goodbye meant as a fond farewell that I did not see before I left to return to the moors with the police marksmen? or is it meant as a final goodbye, telling me our relationship is over? I'm probably just being silly and worrying unnecessarily, but you can't blame me for being confused as you have said goodbye before and not really meant it. Please let me know what your goodbye means this time my darling, I pray it is the former option and not the latter. Once I receive your reply I will tell you what is going on here, the news was good but there is no point going into it if you really intend on leaving me this time. Stay safe my love.

Big kisses

Harold

Elite Baiter Joined: 30 Apr 2017 Posts: 1055

Having heard nothing from Sandra since the 19th I think it's finally time for Mr Harold to accept his dream of happiness has slipped through his wrinkly old hands and he must accept things are over, but he can't move on with his life without sending one last email. Sad

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Sandra my Love

I can see by your silence that the unthinkable has really happened and you have decided our relationship must come to an end, I have read and reread all of our correspondence over the last couple of months and I am at a loss to understand what it is I have done to bring about your heartbreaking decision. Perhaps it is for the best, perhaps our relationship would not have lasted once you were here in the UK and you had used my good nature against me to gain your inheritance. Perhaps I was a fool to dream of one last chance at love and happiness before I died. I know you have accused me of taking to much and that I just take and take and take so I will not bag you to reconsider your decision because bagging is not something that comes easily too me. Instead, in this final email before I we part for good, I just want to let you know that words are beautiful. To produce them, allows my fingers to move about in a rhythmic and rather therapeutic manner, these movements then deliver my thoughts and emotions into the minds of other human beings who cannot be reached by the sound of my voice. I think it’s time for me to start understanding that you are now just one of those people that is out of my reach. So here are a few words to the woman I no longer know and cannot seem to find. Let me explain to you what it feels like to be told you are perfect in every way, that you are a good man and will always be taken care of. Let me convey the emotions that rip through a old man like myself when he is convinced he is someone’s forever. Let me express the hope and loyalty that is instilled inside of a man who built up wall after wall only to feel as though they were torn down by a woman who pulled him deeply into her love. I cannot formulate those emotions into words the same way I cannot describe the way it felt to have you rip that all to pieces. I want you to know that I loved you and would have loved little Harold or Haroldette just as much. I loved you through every emotional part of the roller coaster you have brought into my life. I loved you on the days that you were pleasant and kind and also the days you were unrecognisable to me. I loved you through changing circumstance and the rapid movement of time. I even loved you when you decided that you didn’t love me anymore. I think a part of me still loves you while I sit here in the darkness, eyes moist with tears and disillusionment. But what I want you to know most is that I still love myself, and I still know what love really is. The difference between you and I is that my love is unwavering. It is a love that is deep inside of my soul and gives restoration to my faith in other people. It is a love that I was taught when I was a little boy. I have learnt in my long life there are people in this world that are going to hurt me, they have, and others will again. They will love me and they will hate me. Sometimes they will do both, as you have decided to do. You have shattered my heart, but you have not shattered my love. Love is not something that is cast aside and broken, it is something that resides safely inside of each and every one of us if we choose to recognise it. It is a tool for forgiveness and strength, It is faith, when we lose it we loose our humanity. Love is being able to see our own beauty and potential, even when others make those things feel non-existent. Love is a perpetual joy that saves us when all hope feels lost. Love is not something that you can take from me. Sandra, you have broken my heart, but you have not broken my love. I know you have it too, deep inside of you, and my love allows me to genuinely hope that you will understand it one day. There are no simple letters written about simple heartbreaks. There is only one simple concept, and that is that love is the most powerful entity in the world. So, I will probably allow a few more tears to fall down tonight in your honour. I will most likely shed more from time to time when I think of what might have been or see something I know would have made you smile. But don't worry about me, I will be OK. I will be OK because the love inside of me is strong and true. I return to Brockenhurst this morning, where I shall try to rebuild my shattered life, I shall keep looking for love, perhaps I will find it, perhaps I won't, but I will be OK because no matter how many people trample on my heart, they will never take my love. No one can, not even you. Stay safe.

My final kiss

Harold

Baiting Guru Joined: 25 Jul 2017 Posts: 2107

If her love is really real, she will come back. How can any sane woman pass up on such a deep and pure love from a decent haggis hunting man? Boggles the mind.......

Elite Baiter Joined: 30 Apr 2017 Posts: 1055

^ You're either very perceptive or you are in fact Sandra. Confused

Sandra 14:39 (not sure why she's shouting)

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WHY ARE YOU TAKING LIKE KID? SEND ME TO LIVE HERE YOUR SAYING THIS AND THAT WHY?

^
TAKING = Talking
LIVE = Leave

Unfortunately Mr Harold, Gummidge and Young Tom are still traveling back from Scotland so he probably won't check his emails until tomorrow morning, but what a wonderful surprise he will have when he does. jump_4_joy

Elite Baiter Joined: 30 Apr 2017 Posts: 1055

Mr Harold replies, after all it would be rude not to. Laughing

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Dear Sandra

I did not see your email until now as I was travelling home from Scotland yesterday and did not arrive back in Brockenhurst until very late yesterday evening so went straight to bed, that said, what is it you want? and why are you shouting? I thought it was over between us, so I fail to see why you bothered to send a reply to what I thought would be my final email too you. Again, what is it you want from me? you have already taken my heart and smashed it into a thousand pieces, is that not enough for you? I'm tired of all of this, I wanted us to spend the rest of our lives together but I'm not sure now that you wanted the same. I have had a lot of time to think about that on the way back from Scotland and I wonder if you ever loved me like I loved you, I wonder have I wasted so much of my precious time on somebody that was only using me to get her needs? Before we finally part, please tell me that you once loved me and that our relationship meant something to you. I would have given you the world and treated you like a queen but for what ever reason you have decided to throw that away through you constant refusal to do the smallest thing I asked of you. You really have no one else to blame but yourself for the delays we have faced and you will not make me feel guilty for that. I tried my hardest to help you, even before my acts of unselfish goodness became acts of pure love and as far as I can see I could have done no more than I have. Even when you revealed you were pregnant with another mans child I stood by you, in fact I embraced the news as a message from God that our love was meant to be and God wanted us to be one happy family when the baby was born. I'd be lying if I said I do not still have feelings for you but I am unsure if they are still feelings of love after the way you have treated me, perhaps God still wants us to be together for some reason that only God knows but before anything like that happens I need to know you love me and you want to be with me otherwise I can't see our relationship working and I would not want to bring little Harold or Haroldette up in a loveless home. I think you must know after my last email how important love is in a relationship and how much it means to me, why it means less to you is worrying but I hold out hope and pray that perhaps you can find the smallest spark for me within yourself that you can fan into a blazing fire of love, a love hotter than the Sun, a love that can never be quenched by what the future may throw at us. Can you do that for me? do you think we may still have a future together? I hope we can as I have never felt like this about a woman before, not even Mary, God rest her soul. Let me know what you think, let me know there is still hope for us, and when making your decision take into consideration it is not just about us anymore but also about the new life growing inside of you. I pray we can sort out whatever it was that has made you act the way you did and that you can move forward with a more positive attitude. Hope to hear from you soon.

A tentative kiss

Harold

Elite Baiter Joined: 30 Apr 2017 Posts: 1055

Sandra's still hanging around but if she thinks she's going to have the last word she can forget it.

01:15

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you make me funny all the day why?

Mr Harold the early bird that he is replies.

Just now.

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Sandra my love

I am not quite sure what to make of your reply as your grasp of the English language is not that good, as I'm sure will agree. Are you trying to tell me that I am still able to bring joy into your life? if I'm correct, does that mean there is still hope that we can start over again and leave the unpleasantness of the last few days behind us? Please tell me it does my love, I have been so very sad and I think Fleabag is sensing my despair as he has not come out from under the bed throughout all of yesterday and he is still there as I write this which is most unlike him. I think I will have to take him to see Mr Harriot the vet this morning to see if he can give poor old Fleabag some kind of antidepressant to see him through this difficult time. I may even pop into Southampton myself to see Tarquin and get something for my own feeling of melancholy that has befallen me since you said goodbye. That said however, I am feeling a little better now that I think there may still be hope for us even though you have still not said if you love me. I maybe wrong but I think you are trying to tell me in your own delightful semi-illiterate way that I can still make you laugh but that is not the same as feeling love for another person. You make me laugh, but along with the laughter comes a deep and profound feeling of love for you, yes love! even after all the problems you have caused since we met I still love you. I tried to convince myself on the long trip back from Scotland that I did not need you and I would be better off without you in my life but the truth is I would just be an empty shell of my former self without you. So my love, let me know I still mean as much to you as you mean to me, and that we can still share a wonderful future together. stay safe my sweet angel.

Hopeful kisses

Harold

Elite Baiter Joined: 30 Apr 2017 Posts: 1055

Looks like the wedding may be off.

14:19

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your not a man.

Just now.

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Sandra

What on earth do you mean by that remark? Once you were here with me in the UK I would have been able to show you that I am a real man, admittedly I may have had to take one of my special tablets before the act but I just think that would have helped prolong the Ecstasy you would have experienced. I think you would have found my caresses far more pleasurable than the grubby little fondling that got you into the condition that you now find yourself in. A real man does not desert the woman he loves just because she can not see how lucky she is to have him in her life. I think you need to understand that everything I have done has been out of love for you but you seem to be incapable of returning that love. I have given you chance after chance but you seem to be more interested in sending me insults rather than trying to regain my trust. Yes that's right, I am saying I can no longer trust you, and second to love in importance to me is trust. I think the time has come for me to be the one to say goodbye, I can't go on like this any longer, having my hopes raised by you only to have them come crashing down again. I wish you all the best for the future but I'm sad to say that it's a future we will not be spending together.

No kisses for you

Harold

Baiting Guru Joined: 25 Jul 2017 Posts: 2107

She must be so frustrated dealing with Harold!

Elite Baiter Joined: 30 Apr 2017 Posts: 1055

^ Not enough to leave the poor old sod alone. Laughing

Sandra 01:14

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your a funny fool

Mr Harold tries once again to make his position clear.

Just now.

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Sandra

This really is becoming tiresome, I thought I made it clear in my last email that the trust between us has broken down and that our relationship is over. Why can you not accept that and move on with your life, I have with mine. Only yesterday evening I was surprised to receive an email from a beautiful young lady named Fatima who is curently in Benin who has found herself in much the same trouble that you were in when you first contacted me. I know it is early days yet and we have only exchanged a couple of emails but I feel she could be the one and I will now be able to live in hope once again. This time I will try to take things a little more slowly and try not to fall so deeply in love at the drop of a hat. I hope you can understand that at my age I do not have time to play your silly games but must grasp the moment in the hope of the happiness I think I deserve. I think that is why our relationship must come to an end, I wish things could have been different but you only have yourself to blame due to your constant refusal to do the simplest thing I asked of you and now to top it all your repeated insults. I do not understand why you could not have told me you still love me, that was all I was asking of you so that we could have moved on but instead you were your usual stubborn self and now you have ended up cutting of you nose to spite your face. I hope you will remember what I have tried to teach you, because if you are ever lucky enough to find another man like me you need to be a little more forthcoming when he asks you to do something. I will sign off now as I need to reply to my darling Fatima's latest email. Once again I wish you well but do not bother me again.

No kisses for you

Harold

Elite Baiter Joined: 30 Apr 2017 Posts: 1055

Well this is an unexpected turn of events. Shocked

Sandra, 13:28

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can i send number to call me so we can talk?

Mr Harold, just now.

Quote:

Sandra

What is there to talk about that hasn't already been said?

Harold

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2018 1:39 pm

Methinks your lad senses that Fat Ima is gonna waltz off with his hard earned dosh Very Happy

Elite Baiter Joined: 30 Apr 2017 Posts: 1055

I hope so, then perhaps I may be able to get the lazy so-and-so to actually do something.

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2018 2:27 pm

I think the smitten Mr Harold should send some money to Fat Ima (who helpfully provided a bank account) because of some imaginary crisis. It might encourage this lazy lad to cough up an account of his own and, if nothing else, it will seriously piss him off. Win, win Very Happy