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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2018 5:56 am

Discombobulated lass wrote:

Now I'm off to get some more popcorn Very Happy

Don't forget to feed the cat while you're doing that, Ada.

Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2018 1:03 pm

Last night

ChrisLad: what's okay
what agreement did you reach with her?

This morning:
Emma: She told me she would send me more money.
ChrisLad: Are you the one that sent her those messages
What agreement did you reach with her
Emma: what messages do you mean?
Emma: wait. I'll copy what I've sent er
Now listen, and listen closely you drunk bimbo, I'm tired of your shit. You will send me more fuckin money. Your last chance is tomorrow or I'll post up all your dirt and ruin your life.
just like we agreed
ChrisLad: Is it the only message you sent to her
And what was her response ?
Emma: I threatened her some more to pay and finally she agreed to send me money
ChrisLad: I was threatening that yesterday
Emma: did you tell her about the tall blond dude?
ChrisLad: We talked for long
Yes
Emma: and she knew who he was?
ChrisLad: And she was scared
Yes
But later she got drunk and start talking out of point
Emma: okay, then I guess it worked like we've planned
ChrisLad: Yes but we have to threatening her more today
Emma: why?
ChrisLad: For her to pay the money as soon as possible
Don't you think so?
Emma: don't you thing she's still sleeping or having a hangover? If she was drinking last night I don't think she'll read much of my messages now
But you can try if you want to
ChrisLad: I'm not talking about now
When did she said she will send the money ?
Emma: yesterday evening
ChrisLad: Ok
Emma: you were going to send me the message darla said I've sent her
ChrisLad: How was ur night sweetie
Ok
Emma: I want to know what she told you
ChrisLad: Here is the message
“Darla wherever did you find this moron to begin with? Did he fall off the shit wagon on his way dress up class?”
Emma: What the fuck
guess she's really been mixing drinks
ChrisLad: That's what she sent to me
Emma: Those are not my words
I would never say that about you honey
ChrisLad: I know
I didn't believe her
Emma: Okay I'm gla
are you feeling better today?
ChrisLad: Better
This morning

Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2018 6:37 am

Friday not much of a chat besides “hi, how are you, fine, busy day”

Saturday morning:
ChrisLad: Hi baby
Emma: Hi
ChrisLad: How are you doing
Emma: How was ur night?
Went out with friends, slept late
How are you?
ChrisLad: I'm fine
Emma: Did you take lot of drinks ?
Emma: Not too much
ChrisLad: Okay
Emma: Darla has sent some money
ChrisLad: Yes she told me
How much did she sent ?
Emma: Just 150
But I'll send it all to you this time
ChrisLad: Ok
Thanks love
But why would she send 150
Emma: Look, it's all ready for sending.

<picture of an envelope with the address he provided a few days back>

Emma: I'm off to the postoffice right now (logged off immediately)
ChrisLad: Wait
Don't send it with that name please
Pls don't send the info to the wrong person
Instead send it to my email
You can send it to the name
And email me western union info

2 hours later
ChrisLad: Honey are you back have you sent the money ?

4 hours later
ChrisLad: Baby what's going on hope all is well with you ?

Very long time later
Emma: honey, what is wrong? I can't send money to an emailaccount. That's just silly
ChrisLad: How do you mean
Did you send the money ?
Emma: yes, it was in the envelope
ChrisLad: Hmmm
You mean mail the money to the address I gave to you
?
Emma: yes I did
ChrisLad: Why
That's money laundering
You should have it through western union
It would have been easy and fast
Emma: That's not money laundering. I registered at the post office what I was sending and signed for it
Western union is not safe. I didn't want the other you to take it again
ChrisLad: Did they not check what is in side the envelope ?
Emma: Yes, I told them what it was, they checked. Papers were signed, everyting is okay
ChrisLad: Let me have the tracking number
Emma: I don't have one
ChrisLad: Why
There is a tracking number
Emma: no there isn't
it's just regular mail, no package, doesn't need to be signed for
If I would've sent it to you with tracking, I would pay an enormous amount on shipping costs,
ChrisLad: Regular mail has a tracking number
So how long would it stay before it gets here
How many days
Emma: Regular mail has just stamps honey, I don't know how many days, never sent anything to africa before
ChrisLad: That's the problem
Emma: what's the problem honey?
ChrisLad: How would I know when it will arrive
I told you that I'm traveling
You should have let me know before sending it through regular mail
I told you that I'm traveling
Emma: I did tell you I was sending it
Are you traveling now? Thought you didn't have money
ChrisLad: What if it arrived when I'm not around
I have to go for the burial
Emma: Then it'll wait for you until you return.
It won't decay
nor has money ever got feet and walked away
ChrisLad: You should have asked them how many days it will take before the arrival
Anyway let's wait then
How much did you mail
?
Emma: they won't know, because they are not psychic
I told you I sent 150
What is the problem?
ChrisLad: Just want to be sure
Where have you been since
Emma: since when?
ChrisLad: I thought you are sending the money through western union
Since morning
I have been sending you messages
Emma: I went to the post office
ChrisLad: How long did you spent there ?
<missed call>
Emma: not very long
<missed call>
Emma: I met a friend and we've been hanging out the rest of the day
She likes the looks of you
ChrisLad: Okay
I want to hear your voice
Facebook call
Emma: I have no desire to get drunk or use tranquilizers right now if you don't mind
ChrisLad: I want to call you facebook call honey
Emma: I know you want to. Be patient honey. I'm working with a therapist to get over the anxiety
it takes time
ChrisLad: How long honey ?
Emma: I'm not psychedelic dear. wouldn't know
ChrisLad: I see
That reminds me why would Darla send just 150?
Emma: I have no idea
ask her
ChrisLad: We need to get my money from that bitch
Emma: I agree
ChrisLad: Honey did you snap pics today ?
Emma: Yes, the one of the envelope
see the heart on the I? specially for you
ChrisLad: You didn't snap pic of yourself ?
Emma: I told you I don't like camera's all that much, so I don't make very much pictures of myself
ChrisLad: I see
Emma: But you have to make for me
ChrisLad: What's the deal?
Emma: why are you so pushy today?
ChrisLad: I said you need to make some pics for me honey
Emma: you're being a big bully now
ChrisLad: Wow
Good night
Emma: talk to you tomorrow when you're in a better mood

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2018 2:21 pm

Sunday evening:
ChrisLad: Hi my love
Emma: hi
ChrisLad: How are you doing ?
Emma: I'm okay
You're in a better mood today mister grumpy?
ChrisLad: You are the same thing with Darla
Calling me that name
Emma: okay, you're still in a bad mood
bye
ChrisLad: I told you that you have to snap new pic and send to me
I'm not
Are you sure you love me
?
Emma: Of course I love you. Why would you doubt that?
I just don't like you being in such a bad mood when you talk to me
ChrisLad: I'm not in a bad mood
I just want to be sure you love me
You know I have been hurt many times
Emma: been there honey. And I told you that I do, but you're to cranky to believe it
ChrisLad: Seen is believe
I love you so much
Emma: You know what Jesus said?
ChrisLad: what did Jesus said ? Because I don't know
Emma: "blessed are those who have not seen and yet have believed"
ChrisLad: Wow
Did you go to church today?
Emma: Of course
ChrisLad: Ok
Emma: you didnt?
ChrisLad: No
Emma: think you should
ChrisLad: What about the address I asked for
?
Emma: mine?
It's on the back of the envelope, thought it would be safer to give it to you that way
ChrisLad: Yes honey
Emma: so you'll have it soon enough
ChrisLad: I don't know how soon
Emma: me neither
never sent anything to africa before
ChrisLad: Okay
What about the embassy
?
Emma: didn't hear from them anymore. I'll contact them tomorro
ChrisLad: Okay honey
Emma: but with the money I sent you, you can get your passport
ChrisLad: Yes baby
Emma: I'm glad. Can't wait for you to come here
so mister mastermind, what's the plan now?
ChrisLad: What's mister mastermind
Emma: you honey
ChrisLad: I'm your heeo
Hero
Emma: yes you are
and the one making the big plans here
ChrisLad: Yes
Tomorrow I will think of what we could do
Emma: Okay. I'll wait for you then
ChrisLad: Okay honey
I love you
Emma: Love you too

I'm actually curious to hear his new plans

Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2018 12:42 am

Our Idiot wasn’t around much last weekend but then again so was Darla or so wasn’t Darla or well whatever. I’d heard a rumor that he had a cunning plan but that hasn’t really manifested itself just yet:

Quote:

ChrisLad: Hello
Darla: Hiya
ChrisLad: You are not a nice friend
I'm trying to protect you
But you are not helping matters
Darla: Hurh?
ChrisLad: I need your help now
And if you don't help me this time around it means you are the most wicked and heartless human being
TODAY
ChrisLad: hiya
Darla: Hiya
ChrisLad: I sent you message and u didn't respond
Darla: I didn’t understand you
ChrisLad: I said need help from you
Darla: ok
ChrisLad: Please i need little money from you
I'm traveling for my uncle's burial today i need some money to buy somethings
Please help me out honey
Darla: That is ever so sad
ChrisLad: Yes
But I sent all my extra money to that bitchy Emma
ChrisLad: Please honey i really need your help
How much did you sent to he?
her?
Darla: $3,000
ChrisLad: You mean you sent her $3,000 and she said you sent her $150
Darla: Why would she say that Hunny?
ChrisLad: I don't know
That's what she said
Darla: I don’t think that she is a very nicest person
I needs to step out for a bit but am very interested in this turn of evenings
ChrisLad: I think so
But honey I just need like $200 pls
So that I can get some drinks for the burial next tomorrow
Can you please talk to me

A CUNNING PLAN

Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2018 2:06 am

Quote:

But honey I just need like $200 pls
So that I can get some drinks for the burial next tomorrow

So... he's asking for beer money for a funeral? Laughing

Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2018 7:19 am

I still have no idea about the cunning plan. Monday we had a really short boring chat, guess he had no idea himself as well.

Tuesday:
ChrisLad: Hello dear
How are you doing?
This is Darla message
But I sent all my extra money to that bitchy Emma
I asked her How much did you sent to her?
And she said
$3,000
Can you explain to me

Emma: What should I explain?
ChrisLad: That she sent you $3,000 and you said she sent $150
Emma: I told you she sent me 150 and I sent it to you
ChrisLad: Why would she said she sent 3000
Emma: Don't know, why would she?
ChrisLad: I see
Emma: what do you see honey?
ChrisLad: Nothing
Emma: okay

Later
ChrisLad: I'm on the way going to my home town
Emma: That's great!
ChrisLad: I was told that post office do give tracking number
I have not seen any delivery company that does not give tracking number
For the receiver to know when the package will arrive
Emma: yes, packages have tracking numbers. Regular mail, with post stamps don't have tracking numbers
ChrisLad: Ok
Emma: When I send a card from vacation, that doesn't have a tracking number, does it? This is the same way
ChrisLad: I'm surprised you send the money through regular mail
Emma: why?
ChrisLad: Who did you sent the card
You should have send it through money gram or western union
Emma: just to a friend at home while i was on vacation, but it was just an example honey
ChrisLad: For me to get the passport as soon as possible
Emma: yeah, because the whole western union thing was so succesful the last time
ChrisLad: I told you that if you send the money through western union you have to email the info to my email box
Not here
Well
How about the issue of the phone
Emma: yeah, well you told me that too late
still working with the therapist to solve that issue
ChrisLad: You just drop the, last message and left
Okay
I hope you will fix it soon
Cos I want to be hearing your voice
As I'm traveling now what if my parents asked to talk to you
What would I tell them
Emma: that they should be patient?
I will be coming to nigeria with you eventually and we will meet
ChrisLad: You should know parents old people how they act
They love to see before they believe
That's not the issue
Emma: i know honey, but do they really like to hear a hyperventilating girl?
ChrisLad: You know they knew about I and Darla with the money issue
So they don't want me to fall victim again
Emma: I understand honey, I would never do that to you
ChrisLad: Are you sure
Do you swear and give me your word
Emma: why would I do that?
it's cruel to do such a thing
ChrisLad: I don't know change is a constant thing
You might change tomorrow which I will never forgive you
If you ever hurt me
Emma: I'm still the same tomorrow as i was yesterday
ChrisLad: I see
Time will tell
Emma: don't you trust me?
ChrisLad: But I will be more happy and relaxed when I started talking to you on phone
I do
I have trust many people in the past
They all hurt me
But I'm giving you my trust again
Emma: I know honey thank you so much
ChrisLad: And if you hurt me I will never forgive you
Emma: I don't want to hurt you
believe me please
ChrisLad: Like I said I will believe you more when we started talking on phone
By the way why did you love me and why do you want to be with me
I know there handsome white and black men over there
Emma: but they're not like fire spitting dragons
that was so hot
ChrisLad: Is that why you love me?
Emma: and you have some major ass kicking skills
ChrisLad: I see
Emma: i will never be afraid of my ex anymore with you here
ChrisLad: Is that all
Emma: of course not
ChrisLad: But he is not hurting or threatening you is he?
Emma: not really hurting physically now, but he won't leave me alone
ChrisLad: How is he disturbing you
Emma: Can we please talk about a nicer topic? I don't like him
ChrisLad: Okay
Did you later email the embassy
?
Emma: Yes I did, but they are silent, don't understand what's going on
ChrisLad: When did you email them
Emma: Monday, as I told you
ChrisLad: Okay
Let's wait for them this week
Emma: Yes, If they don't respond I'll email again on friday
ChrisLad: Okay

Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2018 12:20 pm

He's been a bit quiet the past week, but he didn't forget me yet. I'm still wondering what his cunning plan was, but at least we have him confused. Did Darla send money to Emma or not? Who is the one lying?

Wednesday 6-6
ChrisLad: Hey
Me: hi sweety
where are you
ChrisLad: I'm fine and you
Me: I'm okay
ChrisLad: I told you I will be traveling you didn't bother to check on me
Me: I know you're traveling, Didn't think you would have reception
ChrisLad: At least you should have check on me to know how my journey went
Me: You're right, I could've done that
How was your journey honey?
ChrisLad: It was fine
Me: long trip?
ChrisLad: Yes baby

Rest of the week, just a few messages. Monday evening late he contacted me again and I asked if he was home again.
Tuesday
ChrisLad: No I'm in my town
But the thing you sent is not yet delivered
Me: how would you know if you're not there?
ChrisLad: I have some one there
Me: okay
how are you?
ChrisLad: If the stuff arrived they will notify me
I'm fine
And you
Me: I'm okay too, have missed you a lot the last days
ChrisLad: The same here
I really want to be with you
Me: I really want that too
I've contacted the embassy friday, but couldn't reach them
Tried again yesterday
ChrisLad: What is the problem
Me: apparently they need some form of identification from you
ChrisLad: Is that why they didn't respond to your
Message
Me: I don't know why they didn't respond to my message, they didn't tell, but this is what they told me they need
ChrisLad: When did they told you that
Me: Pay attention, I told you I called them monday
ChrisLad: Ok

Later that day he posted something stupid on his timeline: “I like adventure I am looking for a fantasy of love and romance I think I am a Gemini so pls what kind of people are best for me And will I find my love adventure and romance?”
So he was in trouble.
Me: WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO DO?
ChrisLad: Nothing
Me: YOURE A FUCKIN CHEATING LIAR
ChrisLad: Is just a mail post
I'm not
I'm cheating or lying
Honey you called me a cheating lair why
Me: Because of that stupid shit you just posted on facebook. WHAT THE FUCK???
ChrisLad: Baby is just ordinary post it didn't mean anything
You know I love you and won't cheat on you
(much later)
Hi baby

Late Wednesday evening
ChrisLad:Hello honey
Me: still hunting for other girls?
ChrisLad: Baby I'm not hunting for any girl
I will never do that
Me: looked like it
ChrisLad: I'm sorry about the post
I don't mean any thing
You know I love you so much
Me: so you just go saying youre looking for an adventure of love and romance while you're in a relationship.....
ChrisLad: Is just a mail post
I don't mean any thing serious
Please understand me honey

Thursday evening
ChrisLad: Hello my love how you doing
Me: I'm just confuzed
so what did you mean by it?
ChrisLad: What did I mean by what
Me: by that stupid post

Today
ChrisLad: Honey I didn't mean anything I just copied the post I love you so much
Baby that's just love proverb I mean no harm you are the love of my life
Me: Okay.you had me realy worried
Are you home again?

ChrisLad: I'm still in my home town
I don't have money to return
Me: Thats a problem
ChrisLad: And people in my house said they have not receive what you sent
I'm still surprise
Me: I don't understand, it's almost two weeks now
ChrisLad: Yes
You should have sent it through western union or money gram
Me: Bacause that was so successful the last time....
The other you ran away with it
Are you sure thats rwally someone else and not just you trying to trick me?
ChrisLad: Trick you on what
?
By mailing the parcel?
Me: That other chris.. Are you that too, and have you tried to make me believe someone took the western union money while you have it, and now try to make me send more every time... So it will be stolen by that other you every time?
ChrisLad: Honey I'm a man of integrity I'm from a Christian home so I have no reason to lie
If I'm the one I won't be disturbing you I love you so much and will never lie to you
Do you think I'm happy that I'm still here in my home town I borrowed money for the burial and I'm unable to pay back
Me: No I don't think that, I'm just confuzed with the money disappearing
Have you spoken to darla about the money she told you she had sent me but never did?
ChrisLad: She said she sent you the money
Me: But she didnt
ChrisLad: This was her last message to me as of yesterday
I sents $3,00 to that Bitchy likes yu tolds me too!!!!
I sents $3,000 to that Bitchy likes yu tolds me too!!!!
Urm yu was black balling me and I dids as yu said Mr Mann!!
Me: She's a liar
I never got anything from her anymore
ChrisLad: I'm totally confused
I don't know what to do now
Me: Me neither, but you told me a while ago that you have a plan and I should wait for you to tell me
ChrisLad: Nothing on my Brian now
Darla has sent you money two times I didn't get any from it
Me: But I've sent money wto times, its not my fault you dont get it
ChrisLad: Maybe I should stay back here and fight for my life I believe God will surely see me through
Me: He will find a way
ChrisLad: I don't know whom to believe again I have been deceived many times
Me: I nevr deceived you
ChrisLad: So let me just focus no one seem to help me out
Me: I love you and want the best for you
ChrisLad: If you love me and want the best for me then do something about it
I need to return back to my base
The parcel you said you sent you don't bother about it
That also made me believe that you didn't send anything
Because if you does you would have been worried and go back to post office ask them questions know why the parcel is not yet delivered
I don't want to be fooled again
Me: I'm not fooling you, but the envelope has just stamps, no tracking code, so how would they know where it is? I've been back wednesday to ask if they have really sent it and they confirmed that it wasnt in the post office
So there is nothing else i can do about that
ChrisLad: I see

Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2018 10:27 pm

This evening
ChrisLad: Hello honey how are you doing
Me: I'm okay. you too?
ChrisLad: I'm fine
But still worried
I need to leave this country
What are you doing about it honey
Me: still waiting for your plan
ChrisLad: I don't think I have plan about Darla again
She said she sent you 3000
Me: but she didn't
ChrisLad: And I don't think she will send you money again
Unless you have to tell her to send the money to me
Me: I tried telling her already didn't work
ChrisLad: When did you do that
Me: somewhere last week after she lied to you about the 3000
ChrisLad: We have to pressurize her to send me some money
Like we did last time
Since you said she didn't send you any money
It means you have to write to her
Blackmail her
Ask her why did she lie that she sent you 3000
That in that case you are going to upload the video on YouTube
If she really want you to destroy the video that she need to send me some money
Me: I will ask her why she lied
ChrisLad: Okay
Just follow my instructions
Me: I will do that
so tell me what to write to her please
ChrisLad: You have to tell her to send me some money and you gave her 24hours to do that you have discovered that she is a greedy and wicked person that you will go to any length to make sure she go to jail if she did not send the money to me
Me: okay but if i copy paste that she won't be convinced
ChrisLad: You would have to arrange it
And add urs
To make it look real
Me: but it's weekend.....
ChrisLad: Just do it
She knows how to send the money
Me: transfers take longer in the weekend
ChrisLad: Just send her the message tell her that you gave her from now till Monday
Me: ok
something like this:
You need to send Chris some money and make sure it’s there before Monday. I know you are greedy and wicked person and I will go to any length to make sure you go to jail if you don’t send money to him.
ChrisLad: Okay
Me: so I should send her this right now?
ChrisLad: Yes
For the start
Me: did you speak with her today?
ChrisLad: Yes
I'm also talking to her now
I told her that you are not happy with her
Me: so it's a good idea for me to send her this right now?
ChrisLad: Yes
Me: ok, I'll do it now
ChrisLad: Do that
Me: it's send
ChrisLad: Ok
So what about the embassy
Me: Told you about that tuesday already
ChrisLad: Ok

Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2018 11:20 pm

Poor ChrisLad has just returned from a Funeral and for the first time it wasn't Uncle Lazarus. Anyhow Darla really couldn't deal with him tonight because her computer had some NSFW issues:

Quote:

ChrisLad: Why are u not talking to me
Darla: Where yu been Hunny?
ChrisLad: I told I lost my uncle
I traveled for the burial
I asked of your help you refused
Darla: Hurh?
I sents $3,00 to that Bitchy likes yu tolds me too!!!!
ChrisLad: Even if you sent her the money can't you at least send me little money
WAY LATER
Darla: Urm yu was black balling me and I dids as yu said Mr Mann!!
ANOTHER DAY
ChrisLad: I did that because of your greediness
I asked you to send me 2700 dollars you refused
And now Emma said you didn't send her 3000 and she is threatening to upload the video on YouTube
Darla: Hunny hung on am having virus all over the place and Creepy Kenny is helping
ChrisLad: How long would I hang on
Darla: Oooh he says its the Tourettes ky eboard virus and it just types bad bad words ok?
ChrisLad: I see
Darla: But Hunny it seems to be fine for now you stupid cocksucker
Ooops am sorry for Fuck sakes
ChrisLad: Who are talking to
And what's the meaning of this
Are you drunk again
Darla: Hurney I splained what the titty fuck is going on so quit bean a complete shit clamp and just lissen ok?
ChrisLad: Are you fucking?
Darla: Lissen shit head er I mean Hunny am having a computer virus and Creepy Kenny is helpsing me ok?
ChrisLad: BIG THUMBS UP
Emma is really mad at you
Darla: Yeah well that *DELETED* bag is really cruising for a good old kick in the snapping pussy so Imean why is she mad at me Hunny?
ChrisLad: She said you lied
Darla: Arseholes like yu should tske the bus and why would I be a lair???
ChrisLad: That you said you sent her 3000 dollars while you sent her only 150
Darla:A douche canoe like yourself will always stay afloat in the shit swamps or so my Pap…I mean yu know she is a total Fucktard cause it takes one to know one…no Imean lets get that Bitchy!!!
ChrisLad: Are you willing and ready to work with me?
Darla: But of coarse yu complete Fucktard yu know am the love of your shitty life. I mean Yess Hunny
ChrisLad: Then you have to follow my instruction
Last time I asked you to send me some money about 2700 so that I can get my visa and get her punished you refused
Darla: Hunny am not refuse butt bastard head yu nose yu ;ike ass fucking and bean a reciver too so SHIT. Hang on Hunnny Creepy Kenny is calling
ChrisLad: Sometimes I don't understand your message
Darla: Holy Fuck in a hand basket when they gave out brains you musta bean too busy eating your fill off the shit truck you stupid Co…SHIT. Sec
ChrisLad: You are very rude
Darla:Am tolds yu have Tourette’s keyboard and yu ball sack licking fuck won’t lissen ..I mean Hunny it is getting fixed and I love yu muchly
ChrisLad: Okay
So are you ready to comply with my instruction
To deal with Emma
Darla: Sweet Mother of Fucktard yu need to lisen ass bandit Fucker but I think tomorrow my key board be gooder so then we tlaks more better
Agreed?

Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2018 6:43 am

This had me laughing so hard. Can't believe he accepts this abuse and keeps coming back for more

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

^ Yeah, 'Kevin-the-Idiot' was ever a quick learner. LOL

Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2018 10:18 pm

I think I might have promised someone that I'd try to behave and find out what ChrisLad's Cunning Plan was but things went awry (yet again):

Quote:

Darla: Hiya
Have yu eaten?
What time is it over there?
ChrisLad: I have not eating
This is 8;59pm
And what's the time over there?
Darla: Cocktail hour
ChrisLad: I don't understand that
Darla: All drinks are half price silly
ChrisLad: I asked you what time is it over there silly
Darla: Time to Mambo!!!!!!
ChrisLad: You are silly
You asked me what time is it here I told you
And I asked you then you saying rubbish
Darla: Is this your time of the month Ms. Grumpy Panties?
ChrisLad: You have gotten ur drunk I can see that
Remember what Emma said
Darla: She said and I remmebr what she said caus she said use the force like luke did
ChrisLad: She is going to upload the video on YouTube
And send you go to jail
Darla: Butt we are a team so you’ll go to the slamma with me
Oooh I forgots to tells yu but I gots a nother $3,500 from some man using a more better variety of your script
ChrisLad: We are a team but you are not trying
Darla: Hunny yu really ned to come here and its onlylike $500 a night but yu get rub downs and sexy pool boys and crabs allthe time if yu aren’t careful
ChrisLad: Then you have to send me some money to come over there
Darla: I havesnets many dollers and yu just want more and more Missus Greedy dress
ChrisLad: I have told you that I'm not the one you sent those money to
So you have to send me some money
Are you sending the money to me or you want Emma to upload the video on YouTube?
Darla: Hunyfirst tllme aboot your cunning plan to take care of that Bitchy once and for all
Cause that make me so horny
ChrisLad: Leave that to me send the money then I will tell you my plans to get her and make her suffer
Darla: Hmmm
Oooh I just found out that Nigeria is playing kicka ball with the Russians. That is ever so exciting
ChrisLad: That's not what I'm talking about
Darla: Is fifa the cute little mascock?
ChrisLad: Bye
Darla: Hurh?
Sometimesyu can't commicate good with your smallbrain
ChrisLad: I'm talking something important
And you are there saying silly things
Darla: Obviously you have been seeing a preponderance of said wisdom both metaphysically and more importantly …shit Fucken compuer is acting up
ChrisLad: I see
Darla: Hang on a sec the Tequila Mockingbird extravaganza iscoming thru.
Oooh Hunny you'dlike this there are plenty of homer sexusls to chose from
ChrisLad: You are crazy
I'm not a gay
Darla: Since when Hunnhy?
ChrisLad: Since I was born
Do you know that you are silly
Darla:Pleeze don’t hide your true self am hereto help you come out and experience life as what yu really want
ChrisLad: I'm not a gay
And I will never be a gay
Darla: Butt tobe honest and allserious here I’m not sure why you’d want dicks in your ass cause it hurts if yu aren’treally drunk
ChrisLad: I will tell Emma to upload the video on YouTube
Spread it around all over the world and you will soon go to jail
I said I'm not a gay
I'm not a homosexual
Stop telling me this rubbish get sense
Emma will make you go to jail
Darla: Umm remmebr we are working to getter???
ChrisLad: I'm not sure
Because you are not with me
You can't focus
I will rather work with Emma than to work with you
She can reason and talk very well
Darla: am focusing on this mans butt now. Want a picture? He has a heart tattooes there..hhehehe
Wait yu are working with that bitchy???
Oooh it isn't a heart it is a dick. HAHAHA....

Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2018 9:13 pm

Today, no talk about money or plans or whatever. I think he has no idea what to do.
Me: Honey, how are you today?
ChrisLad: I'm fine and you?
Me: it's fathersday here so I'm sad
ChrisLad: Why are you sad honey
Me: because I can't visit my father
ChrisLad: Why?
Me: because he is a first class asshole
ChrisLad: But he is ur father
Me: and an abuser
ChrisLad: Did he abuse you?
Me: with words, my whole life, and he wants me to go back to the cheating scumbag
ChrisLad: I see
What about mom
Me: she wants that too
so I don't see em much
ChrisLad: Okay
Me: but I've got you now
ChrisLad: Yeah
And I'm here for you
Me: I'm so happy about that
ChrisLad: Yea
I'm glad you have nice parents
Me: you think they wanna adopt me?
ChrisLad: Yes
Very nice
Why won't they
Me: cool, but we'll get married anyway so they won't need to do that I guess
ChrisLad: Do what?
Me: adopt me
ChrisLad: Yes
They will
As soon as we are married you becomes their daughter inlaw
Me: yes. really looking forward to that honey
ChrisLad: Yeah
But I'm not seeing that happening
Cos we are not making progress
Me: now you're making me really sad with saying that
ChrisLad: But you know what I'm saying is the truth
Some times truth is bitter honey
Me: I guess that's right
ChrisLad: Yeah
We are not making any progress
I thought by now my visa must have been ready
Me: I told you about what the embassy said, but you didn't respond to that
A while later, guess he had to scroll back through the chat
ChrisLad: I will send you the identity by Tuesday
Tomorrow is holiday here
Me: ok thank you
see, we're making progress
ChrisLad: Welcome
Time will tell
Me: why so negative honey?
ChrisLad: I'm not
Me: ok. looked like it
ChrisLad: Not at all
What are you up to?
Me: watching tv, going to bed soon, need to get up early
ChrisLad: Okay
How I wish we are going to bed together
Me: That would be so nice
ChrisLad: Yep
Me: but guess I wouldnt get much sleep then
ChrisLad: Why won't you get much sleep
Me: you really need to ask that?
ChrisLad: Yes
Cos you will get much sleep
Me: okay.... that's a bit disappointing. you want me to keep my hands to myself when you're in my bed
I'l just go to sleep now then
Bye

After that I left him talking to himself.

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2018 9:16 pm

Yesterday evening
ChrisLad: That's not what I meant
We will cuddle very well
Then after that I will hold you to sleep

This afternoon
Me: Okay. Thanks, how is your day?
ChrisLad: Fine and urs
Me: Its ok
ChrisLad: Ok
Me: What are you doing today?
ChrisLad: Nothing
Watching ball
Me: Nice ball?
ChrisLad: Yes
Me: Doing nothing sounds nice
ChrisLad: World Cup
Me: Dont know nothing about football
ChrisLad: It means you not a football lover
Me: Means i dont know noting about it
ChrisLad: I see
Me: See what?
ChrisLad: You not knowing nothing about football
Me: Thats what i said
ChrisLad: Yeah

This evening
ChrisLad: How are you doing sweetie
Me: I'm ok, a bit tired
ChrisLad: Okay
Are you at home now
Me: Yes i am. Where are you?
ChrisLad: I'm in the house
Me: Enjoyed the match today?
ChrisLad: Yes
England and Tunisia is playing now
Me: May the best team win
ChrisLad: England is wining
With one goal
Me: Good to know
ChrisLad: England is your country
Me: Really? Thanks for the reminder. Lol
ChrisLad: Lol
Don't you know before
Are you sure you from UK
Me: Was already wondering why everybody is driving on the left side
Told you, i dont know nothing about football
ChrisLad: Okay
Me: And dont care either
ChrisLad: You will get to know about it soon
Cos I love football
And you have to join me
Me: You play yourself too?
ChrisLad: Yes
But not like before
I use to play football when I was in college
Me: Do you know some cool ball tricks?
ChrisLad: Yes
I would love to see them
ChrisLad: How would you see them
Me: Dont know, maybe you could let someone film it and send it to me?
Would be so cool
ChrisLad: That won't be possible
You are not a football lover so there is no need
Me: But i'm a chris lover and I'll be your private cheerleader
ChrisLad: Till we are together
Me: Haha, then I'll shake them pompoms for real
You sure you can't show me?
ChrisLad: Yeah
Me: Is not possible honey
ChrisLad: Don't you have cable in your house
Me: Sure, why?
ChrisLad: You can start watching the ball
Me: But that's not you. Don't wanna watch some other douchebags
ChrisLad: Wow
The once I have I can't find them honey
Me: Make one for me tomorrow?
ChrisLad: I'm not playing ball tomorrow
Me: Oky, but you don't need to do a match or training to show me some of your ball tricks
ChrisLad: Baby I can't do that since I play ball again
Me: What do you mean?
ChrisLad: Can we forget about this matter
Me: Nope
ChrisLad: Until we are together
Me: It keeps going through my mind
ChrisLad: You don't love football
So forget it
Me: I love you and the cool things you do
ChrisLad: Fine
But there is nothing I can do about what you are asking of
Me: Why?
ChrisLad: Cos that's not in my mind now
Me: It's on my mind all evening, since you brought it up
ChrisLad: I see
Me: What do you see honey?
ChrisLad: You can't follow simple instruction
Me: Huh?
ChrisLad: Are you this stubborn
Me: What are you talking about?
ChrisLad: I told you to forget about the ball issue
Me: Okay
But unless you know how to hypnothosize me you can't control my thoughts
ChrisLad: Okay
Me: Lets try
ChrisLad: Try what?
Me: Think about a pink giraffe
Doing it?
ChrisLad: Don't get you
Me: It's a simple question, are you thinking of a pink giraffeThat's not what I meant

Lad confused, mission for today accomplished Laughing

He forgot all about the money Darla should’ve paid before today.

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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2018 12:24 am

I always try to ensure that Lads have hope and spend money they think they are getting only to wake up Monday realizing that something is amiss. Kevin the Idiot has had many such Weekends:

Quote:

ChrisLad: Hello
Emma said by Monday she will upload the video on youtub
Since you refused to send the money to me
Darla: Hmmm
ChrisLad: Yes
And she meant it this time around
Darla: Butt I sends her money. Piles!!!!
ChrisLad: Yes she said you lied that you need to send the money to me
Darla: Dunno butt if I sends her more money it will come out of your silly 12%
ChrisLad: You are sending the money to me this time around not her
Darla: To what bank account?
ChrisLad: To the Account i sent to you
Darla: Hurh?
ChrisLad: ACCOUNT
That's the account
Darla: ok
Hunny what is your email address? I found something funny and wnats to sends it to yu.
ChrisLad: What was that you find funny
?
Darla: That would rune the surpize
ChrisLad: Can't you send it here?
Anyway this is my email
LAD MAIL THAT I WAS TOO LAZY TO LOOK UP
I LET HIM WAIT
What are you sending to me
Hope you got the account?
Darla: That doesn’tlooklikeyour name
ChrisLad: How do you mean
Send it to the account the money will get to me
That's the account of the person who will help me secure the visa
Darla:ok
I'll sedn somejsut after Carl33to finishes up
ChrisLad: Okay send me the slip as soon as you send it
Darla: Slip?
ChrisLad: yes
The transfer payment slip hunny
Like the receipt
Darla: oh
ChrisLad: Yes hunny
Darla: I sedn it in a littel wile
ChrisLad:ok
I'm waiting

Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2018 8:33 pm

Happy Sunday from Kevin the Idiot:

Quote:

ChrisLad: You didn't send the money again
Hiy
Darla: Hurh?
ChrisLad: So you are playing with me by not sending the money as you promised
Darla: Earth to Captain dummyhead Isends to the account that Emma sendsme.
She said that was the correct one
ChrisLad: When did she sent you the account?
Darla:the other night
ChrisLad: How much did you sent to her?
Darla: Just $2,700 of your share
ChrisLad: And why didn't you let me know after sending it
You should have informed me before sending it
I don't believe you
Darla: then ask her silly
ChrisLad: Why would you send her the money without my consent we agreed that you will send the money with the account i sent to you and you said you will send it in a whle
and you went and send it to her without informing me does that sound right?
Darla: when I was charting to her after that she said you were miss taken and to send it to the correct one
ChrisLad: Since you believe you have sense you should have inform me first
before sending the money to her
What if she comes up again and asked for more money what would you do
Since you said is my % you sent to her why didn't you let me know before sending it
You sent someone my % without informing me after ii must have given you account to send it
I thought you are learned but you don't have anything in your brain your brain is empty
Darla: Yu two half to be the dumbliest pair of blue ballers of all time
ChrisLad: Yu two half to be the dumbliest pair of blue ballers of all time
YESS HE MIMICKED DARLA
Darla: HNurh?
ChrisLad: You heard me
Darla: Yu typed what I said so yu make non sensicals
ChrisLad: It make lot of sense
Because that which you said i am is what you are also
Darla: That sounds bit too complex for your thinking so who am I charting to and where is the real Chris?
ChrisLad: Emma said you didn't send her any money that she didn't even speak with you
You are a lair
Darla: And yu are big stupidy head
ChrisLad: If you truly sent her money then send me the receipt as proof
Darla: Why don’t yu ask her????
ChrisLad: She said you didn't send her any money
So for you to prove that you sent her money send me the receipt
Darla: Now Mr. Not so smarty pantloons how can I sends it to yu if I alreadt sends to her huh?? Huh???
ChrisLad: Send me just the receipt of the money you sent to her simple
Darla: Yu are the simple one!!!
ChrisLad: A lair like you
Darla: An idiot like yu
ChrisLad: You will soon go to jail
I bet you
Darla: and yu wil go to stooped town but yu will be too stupid so they will sedns yu to very stoppid town
ChrisLad: Get lost and root to jail
Darla: Whatever.
At least am not a gay
ChrisLad: You are a lesbians
I'm not a gay either
Darla: Yess yu are
ChrisLad: You are a money laundering bitch
And you will soon go to jail
Darla: Still better than being a gaylike yu
ChrisLad: Yes US approved gay marriage
But they didn't approve money laundering
Darla: sothats why yu want to come to the United State! I knew it!!!

Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2018 8:40 pm

Tuesday
ChrisLad: Hello my love
How was your night
Honey hope this is the data you gave to embassy
<snipped info>
Me: Yes, just checked, that's the info, just like you told me
ChrisLad: Okay
How are you doing?
Me: I'm okay, you too?
guess you were watching poland-senegal.... see I'm learning
later
ChrisLad: Yes
That's good
Senegal won Poland
Me: i heard. Egypt playing now right?
ChrisLad: Yes
Russia won Egypt
Me: Is that a good thing?
ChrisLad: For Russia it is
Me: lol of course
ChrisLad: But for Egypt is not
Me: makes sense
thanks for explaining how the winning thing works for both teams
ChrisLad: Yeah
Egypt will be leaving after their last match with Saudi Arabia
Me: okay
ChrisLad: Yeah
Me: so you were watching football all day?
ChrisLad: Not really
I didn't watch ball today
Me: really? Thought you liked it
ChrisLad: Just getting scores

Wednesday
Me: Hi dear. How are you?
ChrisLad: I'm fine and you?
Me: Ok too. What are you doing today?
ChrisLad: Nothing
I'm indoor
Me: Wish I could join you. I'm indoor too
ChrisLad: You didn't go to work today
Me: Yes, that's where I am
ChrisLad: And you said you are indoor too
Me: Yes, I'm not a streetwalker you know, I work inside in an office
ChrisLad: I know
But Indoor I mean is in side room
Me: indoor means under a roof
ChrisLad: Not in the office
never mind
Me: you're gonna watch portugal morocco later?
ChrisLad: Okay
How is your day going
Maybe
Where are you getting the news
Me: I have my resources (google of course)
You told me I should learn about it
My day is okay
ChrisLad: Okay
That's good of you
Me: Still wanna see your tricks
ChrisLad: I'm no longer playing ball
Me: I know, but you told me you could do some cool tricks
ChrisLad: That won't be nice is better when I'm in the pitch
Photos will be taking
Me: what do you mean?
ChrisLad: I mean i can make any tricks so long as I'm not in the filed
And the photos I have when I do play ball is no longer with me
That was years back when I was in the college
I also play our village league
Then I stopped after having dislocation
Me: I'm sorry to hear that. Must hurt a lot
ChrisLad: Yes
I didn't walk for some days then
Me: I can imagine
ChrisLad: Was walking with walking stick
Me: recovered completely?
ChrisLad: Yes
Me: I'm glad
ChrisLad: Yeah
Me: So you can still do the ball tricks?
ChrisLad: I don't think so
Me: then why did you tell me you could?
Now I'm confuzed
ChrisLad: You don't have to be confused
I don't have football kit
If I must do that I have to dress in a football kit
Me: of course not
It's cool to see, whatever you wear
ChrisLad: Wear jersey and boot
Me: you look handsome in anything
ChrisLad: Not it won't be nive
Nice
Me: Believe me, it will
ChrisLad: I'm into it
So I know how it is
It won't be nice
I can't do the trick without the kits
Me: or you just don't want to....
ChrisLad: I have told you how it is
Me: I'm disappointed. Really would've loved to see your tricks
And you do look gorgeous in anything, believe me, I'm a girl, I know these things
ChrisLad: Thanks
But I can't do it please
Me: (sad emojie)
ChrisLad: Yeah sweetie
ChrisLad: Have you had your lunch?
Me: yes, was talking to you during my lunchbreak
ChrisLad: Okay
Me: have to get back to work now
talk to you later. Enjoy the match
ChrisLad: Okay baby

Thursday
Me: Hi sweetie
ChrisLad: Hi honey
Me: Watching france peru later?
ChrisLad: Yes
I just finished watching Denmark Australia
1-1
Me: Both happy... Or both not
ChrisLad: wow
I think Denmark is more happy
Me: Why?
ChrisLad: Because they came out with 4 points
While Australia came out with only 1 point
Me: Ok, then I got the wrong info
But I'm at the office, so can't watch the games
ChrisLad: Okay
Me: How are you today?
ChrisLad: I''m fine and you?
Me: I'm ok
ChrisLad: Have you talk to Darla
Me: Still thinking about your ball tricks
ChrisLad: I see
later
ChrisLad: You have not answered my question
much later
ChrisLad: <thumbsup>
Emma was at the office and had no time for him anymore (or just wanted to annoy him

Friday:
ChrisLad: Morning honey
How are you doing?
Me: Hi love
I'm okay
Aren't you watching the game? Nigeria will play now right?
ChrisLad: Ok
Me: then didn't score yet...
ChrisLad: I'm watching it now

Much later
Me: And they won!
ChrisLad: Yes
I'm happy
Me: I'm happy for you dear
ChrisLad: Yes love
How was your day?
Me: busy, butt good.
signed on a new client today, so bonustime at the end of the month
how was your day?
ChrisLad: fine
Just wanna lea ve this country
Me: I know you do honey
ChrisLad: yeah
i am tired of this no going where country
Me: That's usually how it works with country's, they go nowhere at all. Same in UK, it's in the same location for centuries now

Today:
ChrisLad: Hi love
Darla said you asked her to send the money to your account and she did
Me: She still didn't do it dear
ChrisLad: She said she sent you $2,700
Me: when should she have sent that to me?
ChrisLad: The money she supposed to send to me you instructed her to send it to ur account
That was on Friday
Me: I didn't even speak with her on friday
ChrisLad: When was the last time you spoke with her?
Me: let me check, it's been a while
june 16
When you told me what message I should send her. I did that
ChrisLad: Let me send you her message
Earth to Captain dummyhead I sends to the account that Emma sendsme.
Me: Did you change your name?
ChrisLad: No
I didn't
Me: Okay, apparently the message wasn't meant for you then
ChrisLad: I was
Me: you was captain dummyhead?
ChrisLad: Sometimes that's what she do call me
Me: so you are?
ChrisLad: I'm not if she get drunk she can call any name
I want you to send her message now
Me: I don't want to
ChrisLad: Why?
Me: When you told me the last time to send her a message, I did, but she just spewed a message full of profanities back
never heard someone curse like that befor
ChrisLad: Is just a mail message
Me: not doing it
ChrisLad: So what about the money
Me: what money?
ChrisLad: The one she said she sent to you
Me: Just told you, I don't know nothing about that
ChrisLad: And you don't want to make her pay the money
Me: she's scary honey
ChrisLad: She can't do anything
This is the time to threat her
Since she lied about sending you money
Me: okay captain dummyhead, what should I tell her this time
ChrisLad: Fuck you
And don't bother sending her message again
Let me be
Me: don't be silly
ChrisLad: You are not different from her
Me: don't you have any humor at all?
I just came home from a very relaxing weekend and can't have darla's cursingmachine messing with me now

Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2018 8:22 am

He ignored me the entire week. Guess he really didn't like the name. Laughing

Late yesterday evening
Me: honey?
Chrislad: Hello
Me: hi
Chrislad: <thumbsup>
Me: still angry... I see
had some good news, but won't bother you with it
Chrislad: I'm not angry
If you don't want to tell me the good news there is no problem
Me: ok
Chrislad: Yea
So what's the good news all about
Me: Darla did send me money last week, but it was delayed
Chrislad: Okay
How much did she sent
Me: $2700,- just like she told you
Chrislad: Ok
When did you received it
Me: today
Chrislad: Okay
But did you talk to her the day I asked her to send the money
Me: I told you when I last spoke with her
Chrislad: Okay
So what do you intend doing now
Me: I intend of going to bed and get some sleep honey
hope you have a very good night
Chrislad: Okay
Chrislad: Tomorrow we talk about the money then
Sweet dreams

He is going to be so happy to hear what Emma has done with the money Twisted Evil

Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2018 9:49 pm

This afternoon
ChrisLad: Hi baby
How are you doing sweetie
Early evening
ChrisLad: Hello dear
Much later
Me: Hi honey
ChrisLad: How are you doing
Where have you been today?
Me: I'm ok
you too?
ChrisLad: I'm fine
Me: I'm happy to hear that
Missed you a lot the last week
ChrisLad: Really
Me: of course I did
ChrisLad: I miss you too
Me: then why didn't you speak with me the whole week?
ChrisLad: I was angry with you
That's why
But I'm no longer angry
Me: you was so angry because of one stupid joke?
ChrisLad: Which stupid joke
But you shouldn't have said it to me
Me: you don't even remember why you was angry
ChrisLad: I do
Me: ok
did you lose your sense of humor somewhere?
ChrisLad: Meaning
?
Me: that I don't understand why you get so angry over a simple joke
ChrisLad: It didn't sound like a joke to me
Me: are you always so quick with anger?
ChrisLad: I'm not
Me: Just that the joke you said came from Darla
Me: so?
ChrisLad: I hate that bitch
Nothing good can ever come out of her
[/color]Me: I disagree
ChrisLad: Why did you disagree
Is like both of you are working together
Me: I disagree because we did have some good times before she became a backstabbing bitch
ChrisLad: Okay
For you but not for me
Me: she wasn't a backstabbing bitch to you??? Then I don't understand anymore why you hate her so much
ChrisLad: She is heartless
Me: I know
ChrisLad: Let's forget about that
Where did you go today
Me: to my neighbor
ChrisLad: Okay
How was your day
Me: it was busy but good
what have you done?
ChrisLad: Nothing much
Me: sounds more better than cleaning an old lady's house and listening to stories about arthritis
ChrisLad: Wow
I can't wait to be with you
Me: me neither honey
I'm so happy that you are talking with me again
ChrisLad: Okay
Same here
So you will be sending me some money on Monday right?
Me: huh?
ChrisLad: Yes you heard me
Me: wow
ChrisLad: What are you saying?
I'm talking about the money Darla sent to you
Me: I know
It just doesn't make sense
ChrisLad: How do you mean
It just doesn't make sense
So sending me some money doesn't make sense right
Me: you were so angry with me, cursing and saying to leave you alone
last sunday
then you don't talk with me for a whole week
and now you demand money
ChrisLad: I thought we have settled the matter
And you said you are happy talking to me again
Me: yes honey, I am
very happy
ChrisLad: Remember that the money was supposed to be sent to me
Since you are now happy talking to me why are you still remembering the past
Just because of money
Me: no, not because of money
I don't care about the stupid money
ChrisLad: Then why are you saying it doesn't make sense sending me money
You shouldn't be saying that
Knowing what I have went through all this while
Me: because you wanted me to leave you alone and ignored me
that's why it doesnt make sense
ChrisLad: But now we are together again
Me: Yes, And that makes me so happy
ChrisLad: So it suppose to make sesne
We are not living in the past
Me: so I should pay for your attention?
wow
ChrisLad: Since you are now happy so forget the past
I didn't say so
That was my money
[/color]Me: looked like it.
[color=darkred]ChrisLad: You should know that the money was supposed to be sent to me
Don't twist this matter
Me: how would I know that, I should forget about the past you just told me.....
you're really confuzing today
ChrisLad: I'm not confusing
I'm telling you the truth
You don't need to remind me what happened last week
Since you are now happy talking with me
Me: ok
ChrisLad: Yeah
Baby I really need some money please
Me: I know
ChrisLad: Okay
Thanks for knowing
Would you be sending it on Monday? P
Me: can't do that
ChrisLad: Why?
I don't get you
How do you mean you can't do that
Me: because I don't have the money
ChrisLad: What happened with the money
That Darla sent to you?
I'm asking you
Me: obviously I don't need to remind you about what happened last week, so I won't say it again
ChrisLad: I mean what happened to the money Darla sent to you
Me: but with the state of non-talking we were having, and the you telling me to leave you alone part
ChrisLad: Okay
No problem
You can eat the money alone
Me: I don't eat money
and you don't let me finish my explanation
ChrisLad: I can see the greediness in you
Me: what the fuck chris?
ChrisLad: As Darla was so greedy with me
Yes
You don't need to explain anything to me
[/color]Me: I told you I don't even have the money, but you give me no chance to explain
you keep interrupting me
ChrisLad: I can see you are heartless
Don't tell me that
Me: don't tell you what?
ChrisLad: When you told me that you won't say anything about the money again
What do you expect from me
Me: I said I wont' say anyting about the silence anymore.
ChrisLad: Why is it that I don't always meet the nice and kind people
Me: pay attention
please
I was explaining
ChrisLad: Then what's the problem
Me: so if you can please stop talking until I'm finished, that would be lovele
ChrisLad: Ok
I'm all ears
Me: thank you
So, I won't say anything anymore about the anger and silence, but since the state of non-coummunication we were experiencing
I didn't really know what to do with the money when it arrived, because obviously it wasn't mine to keep
so i decided to donate it in your name to the national kidney federation here in UK, in memory of your late uncle
isn't that just lovely?
you may speak now Sit back and enjoy the rant
ChrisLad: You are crazy
More crazy
Who would agreed with this your lies
You told me yesterday that the money arrive late which happened to be yesterday
Do you think I'm a fool
In memory of a dead person
You know how to lie
But I tell you I will put you in the same condition as I put Darla
You know what I'm going through here I even told you that I borrowed money for my uncles burial
And you are telling me rubbish
So where do i get money to pay back and get my passport
Me: I don't know honey
I received it friday morning, and decided to do something good, since, you know, the thing I can't talk about anymore
ChrisLad: You are playing with fire
You are very crazy
Me: What do you mean?
ChrisLad: I will make sure you suffer for this
This is the third time Darla sent you money and you make use of it
Thinking I'm a fool
What do you take me for
Me: for the love of my llfe that was extremely angry and not talking to me anymore
do you have any idea how I have been feeling the last week?
[color=darkred]ChrisLad: Since you claim you love me why didn't you text me
Me: because you told me not to
ChrisLad: And inform me about the money first before taking any discision
Then why did you text me later
Since I told you not to
You shouldn't have texted me
Me: because I missed you too much and I was so lonely and didn't know what to do about it
ChrisLad: What you will feel this coming week will be worst
Me: oh, wait honey, some guy is texting me. I'm going to see what he wants
ChrisLad: And I bet you in your hole life you won't get someone who is so loving and caring as I am
I curse the day I met you
Your life will be miserable till you die
I was the one who put Darla in that condition
She will continue to drink until she die
No man will ever love her
No one dealt with me and go free
You are wicked and heartless
I hate people that play games
And no one play games with me and go free
I swear I will make your life miserable

I think he is having another great weekend. Laughing

Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2018 9:58 pm

Quote:

Is like both of you are working together

Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2018 2:22 pm

I really like angry ChrisLad. He’s good for a lot of laughs

Sunday evening
ChrisLad: I hope you saw all my messages
Me: Yes I did
ChrisLad: Good
And i won't go back to my words
Me: Then you are just like my ex husband. I really thought you were different
ChrisLad: You are like Darla
I thought you were different
Me: I'm nothing like her
ChrisLad: You are like her
No different
We are planning on how to get my visa and some money was sent to you and you didn't think about that
You make used of it and came up here to tell me shit
Me: so how was I supposed to arrange your visa if you keep refusing to send the information they requested
didn't really look like you wanted to anymore
and you told me not to contact you anymore
ChrisLad: I can get the visa from here with the money Darla sent
Me: Fine, then do that
ChrisLad: You have to send the money to me for me to get the visa
Me: then you need to contact the national kidney federation in UK
ChrisLad: I don't need to do that you are the one that donate the money to them so you have to contact them yourself
I have nothing to do with them
And don't make me do something stupid
Me: me neither, it's donated, nothing I can do about it anymore
like what?
ChrisLad: Then be ready to face what will happen to you
Don't worry Darla have been pleading with me to deal with you but i refused but now i will accept her offer
I have people all over the country and i will make sure you didn't go free
Me: she can't do nothing. I still have the video
ChrisLad: Is a lie the video means nothing
I was the one who made her to believe your blackmail
And i will still be the one to make her believe that it was fake and you can't do anything about it
I thought you are a nice person not knowing that you are worst than the devil
Darla is mean and she will go to any length to make you pay for this
Me: she's far away, can't do shit
ChrisLad: Okay
Don't worry i have every details about u
and i must make sure you pay for this
You are a fucking lair and cheat
Me: oh really? What details do you have?
ChrisLad: nothing god will ever come out from you
this why your husband left you
because you are heartless
don't worry when the time comes you will know that i am not joking
Me: ok. but just to be sure, what details do you have?
Is it my address?
ChrisLad: I don't need to tell you that
You think i am a fool
Me: I don't
ChrisLad: since i have been talk with you i am getting lot of information about you
Me: ok
ChrisLad: wicked set of people

This morning
Me: You know where I live don't you?
ChrisLad: Stop asking me that
Me: Why?
ChrisLad: I hate you
Me: Just want to know if I should install some extra locks on the door
ChrisLad: That won't safe you
Me: Oh, so you know.... Fuck
What are you going to do?
Oh shit. Please don't do anything stupid
ChrisLad: I must make sure you are hurt i am working on it i must do something stupid (oh, please do)
I have my contacts all over the countries when i told them what you did they were mad and requested that i give them your details which i will forward it to them today both your pictures
Me: Oh shit
Please don't
ChrisLad: I swear with the last drop of my blood i will make sure you pay for this
Me: But wait...
If you know where I live that means you received the envelope with the money, because I wrote my address on it
You just didn't tell me you had it
You lying sack of shit
ChrisLad: I received it but there was no money in the envelop (nice, he received an envelope that was never sent Laughing

)
That's why i was mad at you this time around
You are nothing but a lair and a greedy human
Me: Then your boyfriend must've taken it
ChrisLad: You are the same with Darla
You are a lair you didn't send any money
Me: You're the same as me ex, just a lying scumbag, only you never loved me you just want to dip your stick in some asshole and take money that isn't yours
I like the other chris much more
ChrisLad: the money that you take is it yours
You must not go on punish
Go on and talk to that fake Chris who has nothing to offer you
Me: Yes, i only have my own money, and that from my ex husband of course
ChrisLad: and what about my own money that Darla sent to you
We work like a team and we get money you spent it all alone
isn't that greedy
Me: At least the other you dared to admit he's a gay
No, i donated it in your name
ChrisLad: have i ever asked you for your personal money ?
Me: Nothing greedy about that
ChrisLad: it is greedy
my angry is that you know what am going through here and you never care
what a heartless human are you
by the time am through with you then u will understand that i hate to be betrayed
Me: YOU TOLD ME NOT TO TALK TO YOU, YOU PUSSYFART
ChrisLad: did i ask you to donate any money on my name
then why did you later talk to me
you shouldn't have talk to me at all
are you too dume
Me: Because I missed you too much
Big mistake
ChrisLad: you don't suppose to
if you miss me so much you should have talk to me when you received the money and tell me about it
not after making use of it you later talk to me
Me: Miss you? I know, I'll stop that right now
ChrisLad: that's senseless
you will not hide from the people that will hurt you
i will do something stupid i promise you that
Me: Well at least I have sense enough not to take a dick up my ass
You can't say the same
ChrisLad: don't worry i got your back
bitch
Me: No thanks, won't let you near my backside
Homosexual fucker
ChrisLad: don't worry when the times comes we will know
you are dead already
Me: Uhm... No still breathing
ChrisLad: Darla is mad at you and you will regret your action soon
Me: Darla can kiss my ass
ChrisLad: good
Me: Oh, lemme talk to her, she might want to
ChrisLad: no problem

Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:17 pm

Looks like ChrisLad has a plan
This afternoon
ChrisLad: Are you willing to do what i want you to do or you want me to do something stupid
Me: What would that stupid thing be?
I'd like to know all my options please
ChrisLad: You have to get my money and send it to me to get my visa by myself
Me: That does sound stupid
ChrisLad: You I won't tell you the stupid thing i will do
Some bad guys are begging me to get you hurt but i asked them to relax first
They have your address
Me: Thank you for that. Butt you know I can't get the money. It's donated, can't get it back
ChrisLad: You Then look for away to get money and send to me
Me: How am I supposed to do that?
ChrisLad: You I don't know just do anything you can
Me: like what? I don't know a quick way to get money
ChrisLad: You I don't know either i'm giving you from now till Friday to get some money and send it to me or be ready to face whatever that comes your way
I have made my point bye
Me: What??
I can't ever get it by friday.
help me out here
ChrisLad: You Then when are you sure you can get it?
Me: I don't know if you don't tell me how to get money
ChrisLad: You When you donated my money you didn't think about what will come out of it
Me: HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO SEND IT TO YOU IF I COULDN'T EVEN SPEAK WITH YOU???
ChrisLad: You Any how you want to get it just get it at least you are working you have from now till Friday i swear i'm not joking
But you later spoke with me after donating it isn't that stupid ?
Me: yes it was stupid, I really regret doing that
but honey, can't we please just try to get more money out of Darla again? She still has all that money that belongs to you
ChrisLad: You I don't think i can do that again
because the once we have been getting from her you are misusing them
Me: no I'm not
ChrisLad: You I was the one who always talk to her to send money and when she sent it you will do anything you like with it
Me: If you wouldn't have been that hot tempered last week, we wouldn't have this problem now and you would've had the money
all over one stupid fucking joke, you toddler
ChrisLad: You Since you know we are expecting money when the money arrived the first thing you should have done is to contact me first no matter what
Then after making use of the money you later contacted me does that make sense
?
Me: so what is it that you want from me? You tell me not to talk to you, but when I have money I should talk to you....
it's all about the money
ChrisLad: You I asked you to let me be because i was angry
Me: and if I miss you more than I can bear I'm too stupid
ChrisLad: You Which is in every human nature
Me: you was angry over one fucking joke
ChrisLad: You This is the money i want to use to get my visa
Me: that's not human nature, it's childish
I know that
ChrisLad: You You should have think about it first
Me: and if you had given me the required information you would've had that visa a long time ago
ChrisLad: You Anyway that's not what am here to talk about
All i want is for you to get my money that's all
I'm not here for argument
Me: now you want me to get your money..... ok, send it
ChrisLad: You I should send what?
Me: "All i want is for you to get my money that's all"
that's what you wrote
ChrisLad: You Yes
That's what i want now
Me: you want me to get your money.... if that's what you want, send it to me
ChrisLad: You You are with my money so you are the one to send it to me
I don't have your money
The kidney federation has it
ChrisLad: You You have it and you just have from now till Friday
Were you not the one that donated it there with out my permission
Me: it's donated to the kidney federation, I told you that over and over
ChrisLad: You i have made my point
I don't care how you get it
Me: I was the one that made adescision because my love wouldn't speak with me
ChrisLad: You Just Friday or be ready to face my rout
Me: help me out please
I don't know how to get it

Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 10:44 pm

Quote:

be ready to face my rout

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