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Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2016 7:49 pm

Download the smart money app to your smart phone and you can transfer money by just tapping any wireless internet device providing the sender is tapping a suitable device at their end.

Amounts up to $1000.00 USD can be sent in any one transaction. Cool

No chance the money can go astray or get intercepted by harkers. Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2016 10:03 pm

Villainous baddies such as the mafia, terrorists, drug cartels, etc. are full of chatty sorts who love to answer random messages in their inboxes and are completely trusting of strangers with investment or romance opportunities.

Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2016 10:51 pm

Things lads know (and who am I to argue):

Bob Meuller is still the head of the FBI.

Wisconsin is a city in Germany.

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2016 1:55 pm

Soon there will be a Direct Phone Line between Nigeria and area code 867 at the International airport Bus terminal and Hot Dog cart in Nunavut!

And on a related note, More people speak to confused lads in Nigeria from a payphone in above mentioned place then any other in the world (I HOPE)..

Many Lawyers in "Shellpile,NJ" share office space with the home Shopping Club and the studios of the Playboy channel.

Nigerian Princes/Princesses and such are frequent and sudden targets for the Jevovah witnesses, and ARRP salemen

here · Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2016 9:26 am

money transfers faithfully promised for Friday afternoon always go wrong, often due to unexpected drunkenness and the office is closed when you get there

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2016 4:29 pm

That other chap, you know, he who we don't name, has access to most email accounts in Africa. His idea of a 'chop' may well involve a machete.

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2016 4:49 am

Few people in western countries have access to phones, and if they do, it is inevitably broken, turned off or out of reception.

Control numbers provided by Western Union and Money Gram transfers have an unfortunate tendency to rarely be valid for the receiver.

Sending extreme close-ups of your anus is standard procedure when applying for church grants. I mean, how else are they supposed to verify your identity?

Its possible to analyse a person's DNA solely from video footage of them jerking off into a cup.

Being fleeced by a major criminal gang is the usual first step in becoming a member of said gang.

Churches are extraordinarily rich entities that just love handing out truckloads of money to random strangers on the internet in exchange for forms, silly photos and sandbag pyramids. Unfortunately, they are also so plagued with incompetence and corruption that they always inevitably fail to meet their beneficiaries at the desigated rendezvous spot, or pick up the wrong person. Any female members of said church are slutty and ditzy to a fault, and will generally fall head-over-heels in love with new applicants from West Africa.

Beautiful women all over the world are utterly incapable of resistinig the charms of West African 419 scammers. However, they are also quite incapable of remaining faithful, successfully sending money, or assisting their lovers once stredded in hash conditions.

The CIA recruits new agents and informants over the internet, never meet them in person, and are just hopeless at paying them.

No task is as plagued with random accidents, misfortunes and disasters as trying to rescue someone trapped far from home in a foreign hellhole that they travelled to on the promise of being receiving untold riches.

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3876

^^

church applications often involve ridiculous tattoos done by people who barely know how to hold a tattooing machine.

the most powerful temples govern the world.

DNA samples are gathered by "choking the diglett" Wink

on video.

http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Diglett_(Pok%C3%A9mon)

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2016 5:45 am

Many Lodges and secret societies require getting tattoos for entry.

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2016 5:46 am

Beat me to it! So did Turd!

Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2016 9:38 am

Passport scans are expressly forbidden by the Patriot Act/DFAT/most Western Governments.

(If not, they should be)

Super-secret Russian stealth drones armed with micro-missiles tipped with virulent bio-toxins may still be searching for a certain scammer in Nigeria.

Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2016 10:11 pm

Living near an ocean can cause havoc with your internet connection. Some days the air is so salty that it's too dense for radio waves to pass through. Unfortunately that means it might be a few days before you're able to respond to that all-important email asking you to send the correct verification code on that fee you sent.

Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 2:04 am

West African Barristers, Bank Managers & Pastors are so devoted to their jobs that they have no qualms about emailing or phoning you at 3am in the morning their time, even at weekends.

Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2016 10:00 am

^ Time zones don't matter in matters of business. Those West African Barristers, Bank Managers & Pastors need to be so devoted to their jobs that they have to be able to take your calls at 0300, even at weekends.

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