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Duckling
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jul 2013
Posts: 1793
Location: Not quite there yet
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Wed Jun 08, 2016 7:05 am |
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glxblt...
o Kay. Ayem shtill drukgn afher whee <a href="https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=276070">grade u ate Avdente</a> adn knot bad lime too so beer up. Boo ex fuse meh fore eni spilling me stakes o Kay.
lissen up Lighten_up: aye quit! yoo pass mean torying pro gram o Kay. Yoo arr knot ah mean tee manymore. gud job! go lite 'em app. O kay.
Aye up bloated this fiml aboot lite 'em up's me and tee time on Yootoobs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoDtaYeWOzw
Aye thignk aye spill dat Wright? 
manyways, drikgns on the mean tee!!1 o Kay! 
Aye luv yoo ball! 
glxblt...Kay yoo arr an bass whole. Why diddy yoo leaf me. Whyyyyy?!?!?!?!?!?!11 |
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"You are very stupid! Do you hear me?! Stupid is your name!" -Lovely Laura
"I will take your name and use it for the Money Ritual!" -Lovely Laura again.
"I will send you a letter bomb. Don't worry, I will send Boko Haram to your country." -Boko Boy.
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Wed Jun 08, 2016 7:27 am |
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Ah pressed the wrong button, after some heavy drinking, again right? 
Lighten_up: this is your opportunity - run!
And congratulations on graduating 
ETA: Names, looks like I had too much booze myself.  |
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Ugly Duckling with Mountain Goat and Osazee : Cameroon -> Nigeria
Paul with Just Cold: Benin -> Lagos -> Abuja
George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
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GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
Juan's hidden fries!
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13579
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Wed Jun 08, 2016 7:36 am |
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I've been taking Swedish lessons, so I can actually understand what he's written
Congratulations on graduating Lighten_up |
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Klaasvaak
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 2163
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Wed Jun 08, 2016 7:38 am |
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firehouse5
Palm Wino Aficionado
Joined: 09 Mar 2004
Posts: 4952
Location: swimming in Ogogoro
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Wed Jun 08, 2016 10:01 am |
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Congratulations mentor and (former) mentee. No drinks for me thanks, this week I am eating dirt and sand to get more solids in my diet. But I will lift a glass of powdery dry stuff in your honour anyway.
By the way, I found the first post the easiest one to read in this thread so far..... I think maybe I've read too many baits with "interesting" characters. Duckling, have you considered writing this way more often? |
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Has a scammer sent you a bank account? please report it to any moderator using the private message function.
GO PREMIUM!
 Oct2004-Oct2016 12 years but Cheat alert: many silent months!
 dozens Not as many piggies as you.
The details you sent do not match, check your records and reply immediate. I have forced to wait in office for two hours with out eating |
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Duckling
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jul 2013
Posts: 1793
Location: Not quite there yet
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Wed Jun 08, 2016 10:09 am |
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<<Glxblt!
Glxblt?  |
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Sloth: "Your lies are so absurd that you made me stranded in another man’s land! Kindly don’t write back or reply my message again because if you do my God Almighty will purnish and destroy you in JESUS’ name! AMEN."
"You are very stupid! Do you hear me?! Stupid is your name!" -Lovely Laura
"I will take your name and use it for the Money Ritual!" -Lovely Laura again.
"I will send you a letter bomb. Don't worry, I will send Boko Haram to your country." -Boko Boy.
"Ogun kill you your family go die this year!" -David the Payment Agent |
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Capone
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Joined: 16 Feb 2013
Posts: 10545
Location: Blackacre
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Wed Jun 08, 2016 10:22 am |
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^^^^^
Sounds right to me.
Congratulations to mentor and mentee! |
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AlDente
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Apr 2016
Posts: 181
Location: Down the Rabbit Hole
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Wed Jun 08, 2016 10:27 am |
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Congratulations Lighten_UP. If you've suffered through the drunk mean old quack quack Duckling, you've eared it!
Congrats to you too Duckling...now step away from the booze...
AlDente. |
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Posts: 21219
Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie
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Wed Jun 08, 2016 11:46 am |
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lighten_up
Wyoming Double Glazed
Joined: 11 Mar 2016
Posts: 367
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Wed Jun 08, 2016 1:47 pm |
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Who?.. What? Where am I? Hello?  What a party! Even had danc'n guls as you can c..
*after coffee and a shower*
Thanks to my mentor, The great and wonder fowl, Sir Duckling for all his help, time, and encouragement, although, I could have done without the boozy breath.
To all, Thanks for the words of encouragement!
Lighten_UP! |
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Lighten UP!!
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Long Walk x 54
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Your epileptic in constant response at this 11th hour is quite unfortunate.
Bob -- Is me Mr. Spock ...
Do not send any money to Feathers otherwise he will kill you in your dreams --
: My Hebrew Translator say name it like ASS CREAM PONG. Correct?
Lad: With this insult for my surname i know that you will not have any respect for me
You know you are a cheat. so all that you say is nonsense. What you didn't know is that i know you are fraud |
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irishemigrant
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Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
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Wed Jun 08, 2016 2:14 pm |
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Congratulations LU, I'll have Laphroaig, leave the bottle
Leave the Duck on the floor, it's used to it |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Wed Jun 08, 2016 3:16 pm |
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When do we get an invite to the duck intervention? Congrats LU. |
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lighten_up
Wyoming Double Glazed
Joined: 11 Mar 2016
Posts: 367
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Wed Jun 08, 2016 3:52 pm |
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^^^Glxblt????
Good Luck X buddy LighTup????
I cant figure it out.. |
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Lighten UP!!
x 15 x 54
Long Walk x 54
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Your epileptic in constant response at this 11th hour is quite unfortunate.
Bob -- Is me Mr. Spock ...
Do not send any money to Feathers otherwise he will kill you in your dreams --
: My Hebrew Translator say name it like ASS CREAM PONG. Correct?
Lad: With this insult for my surname i know that you will not have any respect for me
You know you are a cheat. so all that you say is nonsense. What you didn't know is that i know you are fraud |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Wed Jun 08, 2016 4:01 pm |
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Gee, I Xenued the booze inhibitor tablets.
Duh! |
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Kitty La Gore
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Feb 2014
Posts: 5024
Location: Information Superhighway, Exit 404
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Wed Jun 08, 2016 4:34 pm |
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Ah, this explains why I had 27 text messages full of unusual emojis and exclamation points this morning. Not sure I'm ready to interpret these again...
Congrats to lighten_up!!! And don't worry - we've all been there with Duckling. We're still waiting to see what he's like when he's sober, but at least he's a happy drunk  |
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Abiola-Tim: Lagos to Dakkar to Rosso (wDSW)  6 yrs (anniversary 5/27) | 5 yrs ~ Paul K
Why get a mentor? <--- Best way to advance your skills and meet awesome people!!
I'm really scared because I notice that I'm develop malaria because of the hot climax here ~ Abiola in Rosso
i was kidnap by Nigeria North desperate danger men in Borno state Nigeria all because of u ~Tim
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Wed Jun 08, 2016 4:46 pm |
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Goat Lightheartedly eXchanging Bullshit Lad's Transfers!
Here's your duh... PF |
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x87 x5
Ugly Duckling with Mountain Goat and Osazee : Cameroon -> Nigeria
Paul with Just Cold: Benin -> Lagos -> Abuja
George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
x6
GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
Juan's hidden fries! |
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Duckling
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jul 2013
Posts: 1793
Location: Not quite there yet
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Wed Jun 08, 2016 4:53 pm |
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pretty labore adn ball!
eff ayeve todl yoo ounce, ayve todl yoo a too sand...thou sat...tol bat...Manny slimes! Aye boo knot seed yoo to beer smerchhcchchccchchchchchchshchchss...ink maye gud name. Aye...aye am purr fedly culpable fore beer...beer smersmerchhcchchccchchchchchchshchchss...ink it ball bye maye sefl. cheese adn resist ad ounce or aye...aye...aye...
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whut i takl a boot agin? |
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Sloth: "Your lies are so absurd that you made me stranded in another man’s land! Kindly don’t write back or reply my message again because if you do my God Almighty will purnish and destroy you in JESUS’ name! AMEN."
"You are very stupid! Do you hear me?! Stupid is your name!" -Lovely Laura
"I will take your name and use it for the Money Ritual!" -Lovely Laura again.
"I will send you a letter bomb. Don't worry, I will send Boko Haram to your country." -Boko Boy.
"Ogun kill you your family go die this year!" -David the Payment Agent |
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Kitty La Gore
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Feb 2014
Posts: 5024
Location: Information Superhighway, Exit 404
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Wed Jun 08, 2016 4:56 pm |
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See? Remember I told you your accent turns Canadian when you drink? This is EXACTLY what I meant!! xo |
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x 322 x1517 John James x67
Abiola-Tim: Lagos to Dakkar to Rosso (wDSW) 6 yrs (anniversary 5/27) | 5 yrs ~ Paul K
Why get a mentor? <--- Best way to advance your skills and meet awesome people!!
I'm really scared because I notice that I'm develop malaria because of the hot climax here ~ Abiola in Rosso
i was kidnap by Nigeria North desperate danger men in Borno state Nigeria all because of u ~Tim
You are been a foolish man with a naughty brain. ~Paul K |
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BigBeautifulBaiter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Jun 2015
Posts: 6847
Location: California
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Wed Jun 08, 2016 7:37 pm |
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Congrats to the both of you!
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Esox lucius
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 May 2010
Posts: 2922
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river!
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Thu Jun 09, 2016 12:35 am |
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Lemon Curry? |
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
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Thu Jun 09, 2016 4:26 am |
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Congrats to you both! |
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