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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2015 5:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Could your avatar be any more metrosexual?

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2015 6:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^If he went with this picture of the same person?

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2015 6:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

How's this?

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2015 6:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I hope I am not braking the ITP rule here.

Here is something I found for the holidays that might be good. Laughing

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Edit: Forgot about the cowboy hat sorry.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2015 7:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^ Why do I find that hat strangely nice and why do I want one? WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING TO ME!!!!!!

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2015 7:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Knock yourself out, Joker! Only 30 bucks. Be the life of every party!

Laughing

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You all ain't right, I tell ya! Laughing

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^ They got one for you as well.
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Yeah! Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 7:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Exclamation Exclamation Exclamation Alright everyone, back on topic Exclamation Exclamation Exclamation

Corona has at least three threads running (at any given time), where you folks can pre and/or post VD thread woo her.

This thread is to discuss my dire, and urgent, need for a clip on man-bun. There are only 15 days left until Christmas, and I am running out of time/hope to fulfill my man-bun destiny.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 7:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

man-buns are so last week, the hippest of the hipsters are now rocking the redneck look with a clip on mullet

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 7:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

With this you can make your own.

http://www.manbunhairstyle.net/how-to-get-man-bun-hairstyle-guide/

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 7:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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I may be in luck, but Santa's looks original. I'm uncertain of his opinion on stuffing stockings with the clip on variety.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 8:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I see someone is a Putin on the clip on. Laughing

...... please don't send me to the gulag.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 10:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The fad is getting out of control.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 16, 2015 10:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

It's better than the comb-over.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 16, 2015 9:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

If, and we're still in if territory here... but if I get my Christmas wish, do you guys think my favorite shirt -

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- would detract from my (still theoretical) man-bun?

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 16, 2015 10:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

No, a perfect face frame!

Seriously, LMAO at the Putin avy!

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2015 4:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

jose_cuervo wrote:
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Try wearing it back to front, it would improve your look no end.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2015 4:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^ Be nice to her..... JC will stumble into things without some eye holes at least:

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2015 11:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Being serious for a minute I'd really like one of these if you feel like clubbing together:

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http://www.holteyplanes.com/infill-planes-A6.htm

I don't think he officially makes them any more but might consider producing one last A6 for offers around £12,000.

I'd never use it of course. That would just be silly. Rolling Eyes Smile

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2015 11:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

That's a thing of beauty windy.

My grandfather was a self-employed carpenter, and his father was a wheelwright and he had a whole workshop full of traditional tools that had either been handed down to him or he had made for him.

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