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Tue Jun 16, 2015 2:37 pm |
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Why, you are welcome! |
_________________  x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln  (wPadme)
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Tue Jun 16, 2015 2:38 pm |
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Something like 4-5 months away from Eater and I log back in to find a Turd 6 thread. It is just amazing this guy, but I am not surprised. I am so looking forward to finding where I left off in the Turd 5 thread and getting caught up with this. |
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Tue Jun 16, 2015 2:44 pm |
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_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
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Tue Jun 16, 2015 3:47 pm |
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Hector's face has certainly aged over the years, but as has been pointed out numerous times, he has managed to avoid losing too much weight... he somehow manages to feed himself fairly well, even when he is stredded. This is a pity, and we all know that there must be a solution! Surely he can be convinced that he needs to lose weight deliberately? I have a hunch that Turd really likes his food, but if there are $ involved, I'm sure there are innumerable reasons that would convince Turd to get on a diet, but here's one - Perhaps he must weigh less than 60kg to avoid being detected by a perimeter security sensor? These sensors happen to be in an outdoor area which he absolutely must cross in the future. To avoid frequent false alarms caused by the local wildlife, the system assumes anything below 60kg isn't a threat. Of course he needs to start his diet quick-smart, to get below the target weight in time! He should have a weekly weigh-in, with photographic proof, to prove his commitment and progress. Dr Hahnlikele could assist him to ensure he has sufficient nutrition, if Turd keeps a detailed food diary for him. Maybe, once he reaches his weight loss goal, he will immediately be granted some operating and travel expenses to leave for his destination immediately. The quicker he loses the weight, the sooner he can get moving. Hector has claimed to be 6ft 2in tall and his lowest self reported weight is 71kg, so he should be quite emaciated if he reaches his goal weight! Once he reaches his goal weight, it would be such a shame if as a result of poor intelligence, a mistake was made - the weight threshold is suddenly discovered to be 50kg. Thank you Doc, and the rest of Team Hecturd, this bait is an amazing epic! ...Anansi |
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Tue Jun 16, 2015 5:02 pm |
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^^ nice idea 
how about this: bernies has set up an emergency system, that sends emails (maybe an AI?) to direct turd to his vault. but the vault has a detection system that lets people only pass, if they match bernies weight. so he must meet a certain weight, for example 59.4 kg +-0.1. this means, it's mandatory for him to get at that weight, and even monitor what he is eating, drinking, sweating and even wearing the day when he tries to enter the vault. the nice thing with the mailing system is, that he gets infos and insults from bernie, and yet the system is only of limited assistance and depending on whether it is an AI or not can respond or not. and it could tell him, that bernie had an exit plan which involved soul travel but may have failed (I still hope for bernies soul in abby), otherwise he would have just disarmed the mailing system. the vault may have other security measures like a certain tattoo 
EDIT: by the way, is this thread in a weird format for you too? |
_________________  Lagos - Accra - Kasoa (and back) 2x490km Lagos - Nairobi (and back) 2x ~5000km, Nairobi - Mbiri 2x130km on easter sunday, x12 , 6x Penisprint, Dai Teatime / Anderson Frank: but have been there since about 1hr plus no sign of them and was interrogated by the police and almost arrested
Team Eze, 2 lagos - cotonou and lagos - cotonou (he hated it).
The threatening is increasing day by day with different cursed of animals, and i don't know what to do now. ---- am angry for your head |
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Tue Jun 16, 2015 8:00 pm |
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Part way down the page, the formatting goes wonky, in my browser, and the nice blue background goes away. I've tried it Chrome and Firefox with the same result. No idea if it is happening in IE, since I won't go near that POS. Not gonna do it,. Wouldn't be prudent.  |
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Tue Jun 16, 2015 8:19 pm |
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that's why I asked here. because the same thing happens for me too, in one of DSWs posting, directly after a masked quoting. I just wanted to check if I'm the only one with that problem. maybe that wears off in the next page. |
_________________ Lagos - Accra - Kasoa (and back) 2x490km Lagos - Nairobi (and back) 2x ~5000km, Nairobi - Mbiri 2x130km on easter sunday, x12 , 6x Penisprint, Dai Teatime / Anderson Frank: but have been there since about 1hr plus no sign of them and was interrogated by the police and almost arrested
Team Eze, 2 lagos - cotonou and lagos - cotonou (he hated it).
The threatening is increasing day by day with different cursed of animals, and i don't know what to do now. ---- am angry for your head |
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Tue Jun 16, 2015 9:06 pm |
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Formatting is wonky for me in Chrome and Firefox. |
_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
x2 x6 x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
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Tue Jun 16, 2015 9:23 pm |
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I like the idea of weight not to trip sensors or sink the boat or something. btw. I also still like the idea that, with all the money he promised people now and in the past, one day he will have given it all away and there is nothing left for himself (while everyone around him became rich). |
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Tue Jun 16, 2015 10:40 pm |
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Formatting is perfect in Safari on my iPhone. |
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Wed Jun 17, 2015 12:02 am |
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Format goes wonky half-way down the page on my mobile (BlackBerry), too. |
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Wed Jun 17, 2015 3:29 am |
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Formatting has gone inexplicably wonky so I am splitting this off and starting the next chapter HERE. |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID" "HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON" I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty x4: Shorty
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- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses) Shorty w/bohigal: - Lagos>Abidjan Random lads: - Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale    |
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Mon May 02, 2016 3:25 pm |
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Moved to Greatest Hits: 2nd May 2016 |
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