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PostPosted: Fri Jun 05, 2015 3:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A real dilemma Clicky

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 05, 2015 4:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Shocked Shocked Shocked

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 05, 2015 4:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
"Physically, he's fine but he had a crappy day,"


Umm... I guess that's correct.....

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 05, 2015 4:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I can see the headlines now:

Port-A-Potty Vigilantes Flush Onanist Into The Open

eta - fixed headline title

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 05, 2015 12:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I would them, "Beware, a man of his wank is not to be twifled with!"

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 05, 2015 12:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

All he had to do was to shut the door.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 05, 2015 12:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I can't believe the porta loo was called a 'Honey Bucket'!

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 05, 2015 1:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Apparently a slang term for a night-soil cart was "honey wagon".

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 05, 2015 4:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Roycropper wrote:
I can't believe the porta loo was called a 'Honey Bucket'!


Glad I wasn't the only one that was gonna comment on that Laughing

edited to fix my fat-finger

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 05, 2015 4:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

From the look of things, I think that bucket was overflowing with honey.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 06, 2015 3:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I just hope the poor wanker was not deaf.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 06, 2015 7:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ I thought it made you go blind Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 06, 2015 7:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I've seen this done in music festivals (once I was working in one). It makes a bloody, stinking mess that it's a pain in the arse to clean, so basically, no: I'd left the fellow pleasure himself, no matter what I'd think of him.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 06, 2015 8:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:

"teach him a lesson he wouldn't forget"
"he had some clothing he could change into"


The only lesson he learned was (ahem...) come prepared.

No sniggering at the back.

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