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Ahmastin Geebougah
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.... on the way to the Polling Station - and I never got there!
0855: I attended my local surgery for blood checks and an ECG.
0920: The Practice Nurse completed the task, glanced at the ECG graph and hurried from the room.
0925: I entered the GP's room, he glanced up at me ad said, "Well, you won't be voting today. You're going to Hospital!"
Which is where I ended up - until Midnight! Happily, further tests at the Hospital determined that I had not had a heart attack - but now I'm faced with appointments for more tests.
Ah well, at least my man won by more than one vote ...
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firehouse5
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Fri May 08, 2015 10:19 am |
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Glad to see you made it back in one piece and hope the follow-up tests go well. My trip to the polling station was uneventful - I was bright and early ... only a couple of people had voted before me. |
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Father Moleman
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Fri May 08, 2015 2:09 pm |
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It was my first time voting this year, feels good to know that my vote can make a difference. |
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TheLoneHaranguer
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Fri May 08, 2015 2:47 pm |
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Glad you're still with us, AhGee, regardless of whether or not you voted.
Although, what the heck is a "Practice Nurse"? That title doesn't exactly inspire confidence... |
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Father Moleman
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Fri May 08, 2015 3:33 pm |
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^ We call family doctors GP's or General Practitioners, so their clinic is called a General Practice and the resident nurse who does inoculations, contraception advice etc. is called the Practice Nurse, the only difference other than the names between US & UK clinics is just we pay for healthcare through tax and you pay at point of use. |
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Ahmastin Geebougah
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Fri May 08, 2015 3:41 pm |
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^^^^ Sorry TLH Wasn't it Churchill who said of USA & UK "Two great Nations divided by a common language"?
Our local doctors here are called General Practitioners, (GP'S, for short) and they run a 'General Practice' (health clinic), so any nurse(s) they employ are called 'Practice Nurses' ...of course! : |
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Lester
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Fri May 08, 2015 3:45 pm |
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Oh we pay for healthcare via tax, AND point of use in the US now..
just we don't have a "tax" just for healthcare unless you don't have insurance, then you pay a tax/fine for not having it.. |
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Father Moleman
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Fri May 08, 2015 4:00 pm |
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^ Interesting, I thought it was onlu insurance but then I remembered you hve medicaid and medicare, am I right in thinking that they are the tax-funded segment? |
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bware419ers
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Fri May 08, 2015 4:04 pm |
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@TLH, in the US they are Nurse Practitioners.
This is a warning to keep the politics and political philosophies out of Eater.
Glad you are well AG! |
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Ahmastin Geebougah
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Fri May 08, 2015 6:54 pm |
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^^^Thanks B'ware. All seems to be well now. |
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Stay well stingy!
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Ahmastin Geebougah
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Sun May 17, 2015 12:49 pm |
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Thanks everybody. More tests June 9. |
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