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Duckling
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jul 2013
Posts: 1793
Location: Not quite there yet
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Mon Mar 09, 2015 12:59 pm |
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Hey,
Do you remember those three losers I told you about earlier? Those guys who just kept hanging on and on in the CMP and no matter what I did, they just wouldn't quit. Well yeah, sure, I got one of them to run away in terror already once, but it came back. Back, FFS! No one ever does that! And now they're still there in my office, sitting on my couch and getting drunk on my secret stash. I mean, sheesh. Some people(?) just can't take a hint, can they.
Well, anyways, rant off: I'm happy to tell you that I have finally found a way to evict them without too much paperwork! I'm finally free! My house is clean! Ha! Take that, system! That's officially three less today! Let's drink to that!
ETA: Shit, did I post this in public? It was meant to be a PM. Err...
ETA 2: Uh...
ETA 3: Um...
ETA 4: I, uh, meant to do this! Definitely! Ladies and gentlemen, goats, molluscs and anyone else who might be listening, please ignore the above! To help you forget, have three free drinks on the expense of three unfortunate souls who have just lost their status as mentees and been demoted to the rank of crewmates. Some of them even for the second time now.
Welcome to the crew, DrChopp and El Burro Guapo, and welcome back to the crew Bravo95! 
Drinks!  |
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 Sloth: "Your lies are so absurd that you made me stranded in another man’s land! Kindly don’t write back or reply my message again because if you do my God Almighty will purnish and destroy you in JESUS’ name! AMEN."
"You are very stupid! Do you hear me?! Stupid is your name!" -Lovely Laura
"I will take your name and use it for the Money Ritual!" -Lovely Laura again.
"I will send you a letter bomb. Don't worry, I will send Boko Haram to your country." -Boko Boy.
"Ogun kill you your family go die this year!" -David the Payment Agent |
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firehouse5
Palm Wino Aficionado
Joined: 09 Mar 2004
Posts: 4952
Location: swimming in Ogogoro
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Mon Mar 09, 2015 1:02 pm |
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Happy gradjamatation!
I can only hope you recover from the brainwashing some day.
Mine's a large one of whatever is the cheapest. |
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Has a scammer sent you a bank account? please report it to any moderator using the private message function.
GO PREMIUM!
   Oct2004-Oct2016 12 years but Cheat alert: many silent months!
 dozens Not as many piggies as you.
The details you sent do not match, check your records and reply immediate. I have forced to wait in office for two hours with out eating |
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Tururut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jun 2011
Posts: 1597
Location: Lost in translation
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Mon Mar 09, 2015 1:38 pm |
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Brrriiingg on ze booozze Thuckllinggggg... I tawd yoooo shooodn't geef yerrrrr homed... mohe... ho-me-ma-de! liiiqvor too yeerrr meddeees... |
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Parti Boi. x2 x3 Xmas Parti 2012 Lagos-Natitingou, Lagos-Parakou-Kandi, Benin City- S4fari Hotel Kano A 419 picked me up, took my bag and ran away - have did a lot for Gomer but nothing good come out, every time different trip and they always mess up at last, why? Benin Republic mess up, Kano state in Nigeria mess up, Safari Camp also mess up - am really ashamed of my self in street
My wife divorce our marraige because I failed to provide proper maintenance of the family. |
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username1939
Something the mods dream up
Joined: 22 Apr 2014
Posts: 905
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Mon Mar 09, 2015 1:57 pm |
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Congrats to all 3 of you. mine is a LARGE Gin and orange please. |
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Go Gold
Never you insult me again. Never you write such to me. I am not begging you into this transfer, if you do not want to work with me call it a quit and never you write such to my mail box again.
Have a nice day. Mr. Richard Michel |
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Mon Mar 09, 2015 2:00 pm |
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Thanks Duckling for helping me get my feet wet again! |
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Trophies!
     
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Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
The Dynamic Dumbasses |
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TheLoneHaranguer
** SUSPENDED **
Joined: 04 Apr 2014
Posts: 1375
Location: In Prosper's private hell
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Mon Mar 09, 2015 2:53 pm |
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Three gradjiations at once? Holy crap, duckling, you're getting easy in your old age...
Congrats to Doc Chopp, Burro, and Bravo!!! |
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Harry Loans
George "Dimwit" Padmore
Dave Tittysoggy: "you have spirit of betrayer in you and you make me doubt your competence as a lawyer"
 Pastor Omar (Edo->N'Djamena->Abeche): "I have been slept in tached huts in the Sahara deserts"
x3 x3 Rev. Prosper (Lagos->Timbuktu): "I have never been in to this type of thing in my life and you called it enjoyment"
House Haranguer: Alone we stand, together we thrive
"trust is hard to build until the foot step of trust has been stepped" Jammy King, getting philosophical
"i HAVE WRITTEN 73 MESSAGES TO YOU WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?" Rev. Boutin Dickson, not getting it |
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calvin
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2010
Posts: 1474
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Mon Mar 09, 2015 3:11 pm |
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Congrats DC, EBG and B95. The mentee rehabilitation counselor will be along shortly. Society will forgive you eventually ... |
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- Danilla 2yrs
- John Smith / David Coleman / James Pearson
"The person that went to the bank say is like you are playing a fast one on me,Because the cashier was just laughing at him"
"PLEASE IMMEDIATELY REMOVE THE "SCAMWARNERS" REFERENCE ON THE INTERNET ... THE INFERENCE THAT SOMEHOW THAT I AM RUNNING A SCAM IS HURTFUL TO MY BUSINESS"
"GUY U DE VERY WICKED AND HEARTLESS."
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username1939
Something the mods dream up
Joined: 22 Apr 2014
Posts: 905
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Mon Mar 09, 2015 3:28 pm |
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Go Gold
Never you insult me again. Never you write such to me. I am not begging you into this transfer, if you do not want to work with me call it a quit and never you write such to my mail box again.
Have a nice day. Mr. Richard Michel |
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Posts: 21219
Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie
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Mon Mar 09, 2015 3:38 pm |
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Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....
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Mon Mar 09, 2015 3:39 pm |
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Shouldn't the Mentees be pouring the Drinks????
Congrats PPL! |
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metamit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Jun 2014
Posts: 2068
Location: Derangement, no thanks to a lad
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Mon Mar 09, 2015 3:42 pm |
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Congrats!! |
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Duckling
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jul 2013
Posts: 1793
Location: Not quite there yet
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Mon Mar 09, 2015 3:44 pm |
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BS. Look at their join dates. I've whipped this trio so much that I had two order two new tools of the trade in the middle and convince the salesman on the phone that the whimpering and crying for mommy in the background was coming from the TV. Very inconvenient, if you ask me. |
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Sloth: "Your lies are so absurd that you made me stranded in another man’s land! Kindly don’t write back or reply my message again because if you do my God Almighty will purnish and destroy you in JESUS’ name! AMEN."
"You are very stupid! Do you hear me?! Stupid is your name!" -Lovely Laura
"I will take your name and use it for the Money Ritual!" -Lovely Laura again.
"I will send you a letter bomb. Don't worry, I will send Boko Haram to your country." -Boko Boy.
"Ogun kill you your family go die this year!" -David the Payment Agent |
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Mon Mar 09, 2015 4:03 pm |
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| BS. Look at their join dates. |
Right it took almost 5 years to graduate me. So am I a slow learner or is Duckling a slow mentor.. |
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Trophies!
Off to see the wizard!
Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
The Dynamic Dumbasses |
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Duckling
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jul 2013
Posts: 1793
Location: Not quite there yet
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Mon Mar 09, 2015 4:39 pm |
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Duh. Five sandtimers! |
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Sloth: "Your lies are so absurd that you made me stranded in another man’s land! Kindly don’t write back or reply my message again because if you do my God Almighty will purnish and destroy you in JESUS’ name! AMEN."
"You are very stupid! Do you hear me?! Stupid is your name!" -Lovely Laura
"I will take your name and use it for the Money Ritual!" -Lovely Laura again.
"I will send you a letter bomb. Don't worry, I will send Boko Haram to your country." -Boko Boy.
"Ogun kill you your family go die this year!" -David the Payment Agent |
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bravo95
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2010
Posts: 1990
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Mon Mar 09, 2015 4:54 pm |
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I should have know after I couldn't open the file you sent for my graduation test for 4 years and was then told to upgrade to windows 14. |
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Trophies!
Off to see the wizard!
Shortstuff
Brother Mike co-bait with NWM : Agbor, Nigeria to Douala
Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and Allst@R : Agbor to Abuja
Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels
Justice my He@vy Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of Alls@r and Juan
Operation "Lagos spy"
The Dynamic Dumbasses |
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Kitty La Gore
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Feb 2014
Posts: 5024
Location: Information Superhighway, Exit 404
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Mon Mar 09, 2015 5:48 pm |
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WOW!!
Three newly minted graduates!! This explains the drunken PMs I got last night. Duckling is obviously not holding back any more, and now I know why.
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
(and oh dear, if he puts you through the melon ceremony, I'm here for you.) |
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Abiola-Tim: Lagos to Dakkar to Rosso (wDSW)  6 yrs (anniversary 5/27) | 5 yrs ~ Paul K
Why get a mentor? <--- Best way to advance your skills and meet awesome people!!
I'm really scared because I notice that I'm develop malaria because of the hot climax here ~ Abiola in Rosso
i was kidnap by Nigeria North desperate danger men in Borno state Nigeria all because of u ~Tim
You are been a foolish man with a naughty brain. ~Paul K |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17379
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Mar 09, 2015 8:37 pm |
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And why not? |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6969
Location: Happy New Year!
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Mon Mar 09, 2015 9:20 pm |
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The Duck has gone wholesale! Congrats all! |
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oscarpiles
#1 Moderator
Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6705
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Mon Mar 09, 2015 9:35 pm |
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Congratulations to the Four of You! All of these Celebrations are having quite the impact on my Liver. |
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Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
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F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
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SweetPoison
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 01 Sep 2013
Posts: 604
Location: Chattin it up with the love lads
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Mon Mar 09, 2015 10:08 pm |
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Hooray times 3!! Congrats to all. Now get cracking at the lads and don't forget to crash Duck's pad once in awhile to remind him how much you love him |
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"I've never been mad like this, you pull out the madness in me." Chris Walker
"...how did come across such irresponsible,foolish,idiotic goop scammer trying to play games on me... " Micheal Henry
"YOU FUCKING SCUMBERG LIAR" Teddy
"All your genaration are f***ing bitches and we are gonna kill everyone in your f***ing family...f***ing imposter" Johnny
"I am totally down with your pretense and ways you fooled me all along." CPG
Teddy Cole James Sgt S Rice Johnny
Mr Bello: Lagos - Cotonou - Allada - Toffo 'I will find you and all your whole team,you all will run mad that I can say...fucking retard bastard asshole'
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Ser Davos
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Oct 2014
Posts: 1354
Location: Westeros
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Mon Mar 09, 2015 11:16 pm |
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Congratulations to ducklings produce supplier!
Seriously, good job to the mentees and great job to the mentor.
Mentees if you feel like talking about it, pm myself or kitty to learn about melon survivors meetings. |
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Isn't being a nerd all about being passionate about something that's inconsequential? |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Father Moleman
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Joined: 24 Dec 2014
Posts: 1929
Location: Somewhere far away
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Padme
Moderator
Joined: 27 May 2005
Posts: 7425
Location: The Rebel Base
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Tue Mar 10, 2015 12:26 am |
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Congrats!! |
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"Your knife will surely cut off your head trust me. Useless man zombie."
"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."
 x2 x6 x2 Acra>Sngpre Acra>Dkr>Rsso>Bmko>Kpndo>Ctnu -Team Woody
Akure>Kano -Amos
x8 x2 Owerri>Maiduguri>Owerri>Lagos>Lomé>Bmko>Kolokani Bmko>Nioro>Bmko>Timbuktu>Bmko>Youri Bmko>Mauritania>Kidira>Dakar>Jail -Team Godwin
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DrChopp
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 04 Oct 2014
Posts: 38
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Tue Mar 10, 2015 1:09 am |
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Cheers everyone!
Huge props to Duckling, dude knows his stuff |
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"Please don't ever your life email us again, am thinking you are a Satan agent for me to lose my job, for how many months now i have not move to another person because of you." - "Mark Greg"
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