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*** BANNED *** Joined: 26 Jul 2012 Posts: 1116

Yay!

ETA: Wait what the duece?!

Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2015 12:46 am

Premature 'ol Clown, but nothing new for you eh? Laughing

Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2015 12:50 am

I hear he is alway premature. Embarassed

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Joined: 26 Jul 2012
Posts: 999
Location: Elizabeth Arkham Asylum

Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2015 12:51 am

Why do I see 666? Oh wait never mind...

*** BANNED *** Joined: 26 Jul 2012 Posts: 1116

Help! I'm stuck and I can't get up! Laughing

Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2015 1:38 am

Isn't there a pill for that?

Ah, sorry - wrong thread. I thought I was posting in "Got a question? Ask...."

Joker, hope you reach your goal!

Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2015 1:46 am

Joker, I'm afraid you have a nasty case of Modun Fucwitu. I caught a case in the VD thread and can assure that it is not life threatening.

Good luck buddy.

Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2015 2:21 am

If at first you don't succeed, and all that.

Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2015 3:51 am

Just one more, Post lover! Laughing

Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2015 3:53 am

I was going to buy you one of those orange peel infused alcopops that you love so much, but it looks like you're not quite there yet. Laughing

*** BANNED *** Joined: 26 Jul 2012 Posts: 1116

Corona wrote:

Just one more, Post lover! Laughing

I'm trying I seriously am. Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18312

It's ok. Math is hard.

Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2015 4:46 am

Look on the bright side Joker, at least it isn't running in reverse Smile

Congratulations on almost achieving Post Whore Status beers!

Mods, does "Almost a Whore" look like a good sig line?

Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2015 5:11 am

^Post Whore? He's not even in the "Post Might Put Out With A Few Umbrella Drinks In Him".

Where have our standards gone... Confused

Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2015 5:13 am

Needs to count his rounds before shooting off.

Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2015 5:21 am

^^ Or his reload time Wink

Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2015 5:26 am

^^^This is not the question thread.

Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2015 6:05 am

Looks like a statement of fact to me - I don't see a question mark.

Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2015 6:10 am

The comment was directed to him, but not that specific post.

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irishemigrant wrote:

^^ Or his reload time Wink

Fast enough to make it count for a triple tap? Laughing

Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2015 6:53 am

bware419ers wrote:

The comment was directed to him, but not that specific post.

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Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2015 11:49 am

^^^He knew to what I referred. If you look at his posts, you will, too.

Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2015 11:55 am

Congrats on post #(999 + 4ε)!

Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2015 8:44 pm

Oh, sorry I didn't Mentor you in Post Whoring / Loving Joker.
Reasons:
1. You wouldn't have listened, no one ever does.
2. Some things are best learned the hard way.
3. Gotta keep some secrets.
4. I hate competition.

Now you know what it is like to be Han Solo...

Edited to add verb that was in my thought, but not in the post.

Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 3:46 am

If it makes you feel any better I made the same mistake years ago and will never see the highly sought post number 1991.