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TheLoneHaranguer
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Joined: 04 Apr 2014
Posts: 1375
Location: In Prosper's private hell
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Fri Feb 20, 2015 5:20 am |
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Folks,
Eight years ago today, a certain someone joined Eater and began a long career of lad education and mentee abuse (or something like that). I would like to invite y'all to put on your best party hats, stand up, and join me and KoD as we all sing along:
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Who's the mentor
Of Haranguer
And the lovely KoD?
I-N-S ... P-E-C ...T-O-R … um, G!
He runs down lads
He drives them mad
He never lets them be
I-N-S ... P-E-C ...T-O-R … <pause> G!
CHORUS
Gadgeteers!
We're Gadgeteers!
(Forever let us hold our banner
High! High! High! High!)
If you ask him he'll reply,
“Slap lads hard, do whatcha can
To make 'em moan and cry.”
And tho we swam
Thru tons of spam
He smiles and baits with glee ...
I-N-S ... P-E-C ...T-O-R … <pause> G!
The dolla chop
The Photo Shop
And the ID-ten-Tee.
I-N-S ... P-E-C ...T-O-R … < pause> G!
And now it's time
We end this rhyme
And salute his Eaterversary ...
M-E-N ... (ENDings really suck)
T-O-R ... (ARE you still there?)
G - A - D - G – Teeeeeeeeeee !!!
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And, just in case you don't know the tune:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5ZOcIc_pKk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJg1hA1Q-8w |
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KissOfDeath
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Aug 2013
Posts: 1289
Location: Back in jose_cuervo's ... um, arms
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Fri Feb 20, 2015 5:21 am |
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/\/\/\ Happy Eighth Eatervarsary, Our Dear Mentor Inspector Gadget !!!
A gift for you, Boss -- from TLH and myself, your very own fan club of GADGETeers (gift is courtesy of the laziest lad in Eater History) –
Not the prize that we were secretly shooting and working so hard for this week (photo of lad holding ID-10T sign) – damn lazy lad failed us – did NOT deliver the most recent request … Bad Laddy, Bad 
(He will pay, believe me, he will pay – the fat lady still has not sung, and the Gadgeteers have not given up -- I think I smell a couple of chops and a safari afoot)
But when we found that he left some of the questions blank in the form we made him fill out, we sent the form back to him and had him fill the blanks in with “computer tags” – ID-10T – check out the red boxes !!! 
A toast to you, Inspector Gadget – here's to at least eight more years of intense, sadistic lad pain   |
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x78 + x3 ~ DT
x789+959 w/Team BaconBoi ~ "This charge-back/reversals is now getting on my nerves." ~ "What exactly are you? Why are you fooling me?"
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14291
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Fri Feb 20, 2015 5:31 am |
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IG, seriously, you had something else to do for 8 years?
CONGRATS! 
ETA: Love it: "Battery or Assault." Answer "Battery." Hah!!!! |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13579
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Fri Feb 20, 2015 6:14 am |
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Congratulations IG.
TheFae has used up the thread's dancing banana allowance, so |
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KissOfDeath
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Aug 2013
Posts: 1289
Location: Back in jose_cuervo's ... um, arms
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Fri Feb 20, 2015 6:16 am |
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| ETA: Love it: "Battery or Assault." Answer "Battery." Hah!!!! |
Ain't it great ??? |
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Victims Always Come First
x14 ~ Assorted
x33 ~ Assorted
x78 + x3 ~ DT
x789+959 w/Team BaconBoi ~ "This charge-back/reversals is now getting on my nerves." ~ "What exactly are you? Why are you fooling me?"
Gadgeteer Grad 05/29/15
2015 Co-Winner w/Nick Roper
“What the hell is wrong with you?”~"Stop playing games with me okay" ~ PartyBoi w/Team Sley
“jose and KoD, Eater's <strike>most vomit-inducing</strike> cutest couple” ~ TheLoneHaranguer |
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firehouse5
Palm Wino Aficionado
Joined: 09 Mar 2004
Posts: 4952
Location: swimming in Ogogoro
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Fri Feb 20, 2015 9:56 am |
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Happy eaterversary Inspector.
The traditional eighth anniversary gift is 35% of the total sum of the proceeds of an account belonging to a client, wife and children who sadly perished in a ghastly motor accident. |
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GO PREMIUM!
 Oct2004-Oct2016 12 years but Cheat alert: many silent months!
 dozens Not as many piggies as you.
The details you sent do not match, check your records and reply immediate. I have forced to wait in office for two hours with out eating |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17379
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Feb 20, 2015 10:55 am |
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Now getonwithit... backto... um....
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz |
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May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
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Capone
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Joined: 16 Feb 2013
Posts: 10545
Location: Blackacre
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Fri Feb 20, 2015 11:16 am |
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Eight years of lad pain-IG, hats off to you! |
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Posts: 21219
Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie
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Fri Feb 20, 2015 12:43 pm |
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Congratulations Inspector Gadget!
(You know its not a requirement to be nice to or pay your mentees, right?) |
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Esox lucius
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 May 2010
Posts: 2922
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river!
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Fri Feb 20, 2015 12:44 pm |
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Congrats IG |
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"..May your unborn kids don't grow and may you be burnt to ashes asap ! " CCS
"..Sir we have given you more than 5 different accounts yet you still complaining " SCB
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Fri Feb 20, 2015 12:45 pm |
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Congratulations, Old Timer. |
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TheLoneHaranguer
** SUSPENDED **
Joined: 04 Apr 2014
Posts: 1375
Location: In Prosper's private hell
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Fri Feb 20, 2015 4:12 pm |
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| (You know its not a requirement to be nice to or pay your mentees, right?) |
Don't kid yourself, bware -- he's not that nice and I'm still waiting to be paid...
ETA: I just noticed that the lad's form indicated that he would use the money to buy comic books. I just thought of a new character for our bait! |
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Harry Loans
George "Dimwit" Padmore
Dave Tittysoggy: "you have spirit of betrayer in you and you make me doubt your competence as a lawyer"
Pastor Omar (Edo->N'Djamena->Abeche): "I have been slept in tached huts in the Sahara deserts"
x3 x3 Rev. Prosper (Lagos->Timbuktu): "I have never been in to this type of thing in my life and you called it enjoyment"
House Haranguer: Alone we stand, together we thrive
"trust is hard to build until the foot step of trust has been stepped" Jammy King, getting philosophical
"i HAVE WRITTEN 73 MESSAGES TO YOU WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?" Rev. Boutin Dickson, not getting it |
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The Monsignor
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Joined: 08 Nov 2006
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Location: St Michael's Chapel
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Fri Feb 20, 2015 6:50 pm |
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Nice one, IG |
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thePenguin
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 12 Sep 2014
Posts: 39
Location: Right behind a scammer
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Fri Feb 20, 2015 7:04 pm |
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Being a current mentee of the great Inspector Gadget, just want to add "Happy Eaterversary". I won't write long speeches, because I suck at that and because there are lads waiting to be made to suffer.
Regards
Penguin
P.S.: It would actually freeze before you could drink it down here, so it will be a pure online "cheers" - but enjoy that beer anyway |
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Kitty La Gore
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Feb 2014
Posts: 5024
Location: Information Superhighway, Exit 404
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Fri Feb 20, 2015 7:54 pm |
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w00t!! Congrats, IG! And way to go on mentoring some awesome baiters, too!
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin
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Fri Feb 20, 2015 8:06 pm |
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he's not that nice and I'm still waiting to be paid...
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My apologies, I was to transfer the money to you. Please provide your banking details in this format:
ACCOUNT HOLDER NAME:
BANK NAME:
ADDRESS:
BANK SWIFT CODE:
ACCOUNT NUMBER:
SORT CODE/ROUTING NUMBER:
IBAN CODE OF THE BANK: |
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Fryer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Mar 2008
Posts: 2670
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Fri Feb 20, 2015 9:53 pm |
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Congrats your Inspectorness! |
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Justcold
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Fri Feb 20, 2015 10:38 pm |
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Congrats IG! |
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Padme
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Congrats!! |
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KissOfDeath
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Aug 2013
Posts: 1289
Location: Back in jose_cuervo's ... um, arms
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Sun Feb 22, 2015 8:54 am |
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w00t!! Congrats, IG! And way to go on mentoring some awesome baiters, too!
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Awwwww, thank you, Kitty!!!  |
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Victims Always Come First
x14 ~ Assorted
x33 ~ Assorted
x78 + x3 ~ DT
x789+959 w/Team BaconBoi ~ "This charge-back/reversals is now getting on my nerves." ~ "What exactly are you? Why are you fooling me?"
Gadgeteer Grad 05/29/15
2015 Co-Winner w/Nick Roper
“What the hell is wrong with you?”~"Stop playing games with me okay" ~ PartyBoi w/Team Sley
“jose and KoD, Eater's <strike>most vomit-inducing</strike> cutest couple” ~ TheLoneHaranguer |
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Bunny May
419Eater is my life
Joined: 30 Nov 2014
Posts: 422
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Sun Feb 22, 2015 2:50 pm |
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Happy Eaterversary!
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TheLoneHaranguer
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Joined: 04 Apr 2014
Posts: 1375
Location: In Prosper's private hell
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Sun Feb 22, 2015 5:14 pm |
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| Being a current mentee of the great Inspector Gadget |
*psst* Okay, Penguin, here's the deal. KoD and I will distract Gadget and, while his back is turned, that's your chance to make a break for the door. Run while you still can!!! |
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Harry Loans
George "Dimwit" Padmore
Dave Tittysoggy: "you have spirit of betrayer in you and you make me doubt your competence as a lawyer"
Pastor Omar (Edo->N'Djamena->Abeche): "I have been slept in tached huts in the Sahara deserts"
x3 x3 Rev. Prosper (Lagos->Timbuktu): "I have never been in to this type of thing in my life and you called it enjoyment"
House Haranguer: Alone we stand, together we thrive
"trust is hard to build until the foot step of trust has been stepped" Jammy King, getting philosophical
"i HAVE WRITTEN 73 MESSAGES TO YOU WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?" Rev. Boutin Dickson, not getting it |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Mon Feb 23, 2015 4:31 pm |
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Eight years and all I get is a lousy form?
'bout figures. I'm now shooting for the ten year award - photo of a plastic watch.
I would pop round and thank you all in person, but I'm currently in Arosa, Nigeria arranging to meet lazy lad. Well, I think I am, I'm not sure if I went last Friday or if it's next Friday. KOD was making the travel arrangements. |
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KissOfDeath
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Aug 2013
Posts: 1289
Location: Back in jose_cuervo's ... um, arms
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Tue Feb 24, 2015 12:57 am |
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/\/\/\ Next Friday, Boss -- or last Friday, whatever works best for you |
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Victims Always Come First
x14 ~ Assorted
x33 ~ Assorted
x78 + x3 ~ DT
x789+959 w/Team BaconBoi ~ "This charge-back/reversals is now getting on my nerves." ~ "What exactly are you? Why are you fooling me?"
Gadgeteer Grad 05/29/15
2015 Co-Winner w/Nick Roper
“What the hell is wrong with you?”~"Stop playing games with me okay" ~ PartyBoi w/Team Sley
“jose and KoD, Eater's <strike>most vomit-inducing</strike> cutest couple” ~ TheLoneHaranguer |
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